Brewers are off tonight. Lame.
I'm eating peperoncini. I love these things. Holy shit, I just watched Andrew Zimmern drink pureed frogs. That dude's the man.
WTF WTF WTF
New supervisor started today. She's not ugly. Tem would hate her nose. Hard to tell how old she is though. And yes, I'm bitter I didn't even get a fucking interview. She better be damn good at her new job.
I have a $50 gift card to The Cheesecake Factory. I have no idea what I'm going to do with that. Thanks though, CCF Corporate.
I think I mentioned it, but goddamn, I had a perfect fucking steak dinner on Saturday night. Couldn't believe it was so perfectly done. Waubee Lodge has to have made some changes, because the quality of the food has vastly improved over the past few years. Hell, even the owner was there on Saturday. I've never seen him before. They need a menu on the website, though. How the hell are you a restaurant, have a website, and not have a PDF of your menu on said site? I should check & see how much and what they're buying from us.
Love the Birdman, hate his terrible beard. I pretty much hate all beards. Whenever I see somebody with a nasty beard, my brain drops their IQ potential by a lot. Stop growing stupid nasty beards, America. Have some self-respect, for fuck's sake.
This is my cut. More love for Lorde. She's awkward den a bitch doe. I can't figure out why this hasn't been dropped as a single. Sounds like a monster smash hit, to me. Yes, I'm still listening to this album almost daily. It's so good.
Methinks I'm about to fire up the stereo. I had this bad boy knockin' last night. Forgot how crisp and loud it is. I love that I have no neighbors.
Not wearing your seat belt is so fucking stupid. I can't believe people still do that. Put your fuckin' seat belt on. Dumbest ticket to get ever. You know what else is common as fuck? People driving around without their driver's license. Holy shit, how lazy and dumb are you? We started requiring a state issued ID to pick up product at will call on April 1, and fuck it all if we don't have a smooth 3+ people show up each day with no license. We even have one guy WHO DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A LICENSE BECAUSE HE WAS TOO FUCKING LAZY TO RENEW IT. Seriously, I fucking hate people. And then they get all pissed at us because they think we're going to do some NSA spying, identity theft shit with their fucking driver's license number. There's literally nothing I can do with your driver's license number, lady. We take this shit down to fucking protect the owner of the shit bar you work at, so you can't get away with ordering & picking up product on your boss's account when your petty ass gets fired and thinks you're going to get revenge on him or her.
I seriously want to be 100% honest with customers all the time. I hate that I have to lie and tell half-truths to protect their fragile egos. You know why your order isn't ready? Because you're on credit hold since you haven't paid a bill in nine fucking weeks. Pay your fucking bills, and it wouldn't be a problem. Oh, you didn't think you had to pay for this will call? Bullshit. I was sitting here when your M.A. told you you needed to pay for this order because you can't pay your fucking bills. Get out of the restaurant business. Wait, no. Stay in it. You're only making us MORE money. You wanna go to court to fight "The Man"? Cool. We got lots of lawyers for that. My boss will see you there.
Neice Talk - Eyemuffs, Meiz
It's cool now, I've chilled the hell out. She turned six months yesterday, and dammit if she's not a ginger pudge. My sister seems to be doing a decent enough job. I'm not about to be babysitting that kid, though. Fucking gingers.
You know how I say my Dad's side of the family is awful? My cousin told me she has 2 black goldfish, and their names are Fried Chicken and Kool-Aid. Fucking awful people.
Heatles need to revamp their roster this offseason. Good god, they're old, and the majority of that team isn't under contract next season. New blood is needed in Miami. It's amazing how much better the Spurs are at basketball than the Blazers. I've been pleasantly surprised by Wes Matthews' career so far. That's tough for me to admit because he's a Marquette guy, and it's fuck Marquette over here all day.
Fuck Lyle Overbay. I wanted Juan Francisco to be the lefty half of the First Base Platoon. Not to mention, Fat Juan's hitting in T.O. 71ABs, and a slash line of .268/.361/.535 going into last night. Fucking Doug Melvin. WE TOLD YOU HE WAS GOING TO PRODUCE THIS YEAR. Yeah, yeah, yeah, SSS. What the fuck ever. We wanted and need those Fat Juan bombs. I mean, look at this Vine. Best batflip to date. (Warning: it's loud)
I think this is enough for today.