Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Hallelujah, hallelujah, ya know I do some things more different than I used ta

Brewers are off tonight. Lame.

I'm eating peperoncini.  I love these things.  Holy shit, I just watched Andrew Zimmern drink pureed frogs.  That dude's the man.

WTF WTF WTF

New supervisor started today.  She's not ugly.  Tem would hate her nose.  Hard to tell how old she is though.  And yes, I'm bitter I didn't even get a fucking interview.  She better be damn good at her new job.

I have a $50 gift card to The Cheesecake Factory.  I have no idea what I'm going to do with that.  Thanks though, CCF Corporate.

I think I mentioned it, but goddamn, I had a perfect fucking steak dinner on Saturday night.  Couldn't believe it was so perfectly done.  Waubee Lodge has to have made some changes, because the quality of the food has vastly improved over the past few years.  Hell, even the owner was there on Saturday.  I've never seen him before.  They need a menu on the website, though.  How the hell are you a restaurant, have a website, and not have a PDF of your menu on said site?  I should check & see how much and what they're buying from us.

Love the Birdman, hate his terrible beard.  I pretty much hate all beards.  Whenever I see somebody with a nasty beard, my brain drops their IQ potential by a lot.  Stop growing stupid nasty beards, America.  Have some self-respect, for fuck's sake.

HALFTIME!

This is my cut.  More love for Lorde.  She's awkward den a bitch doe.  I can't figure out why this hasn't been dropped as a single.  Sounds like a monster smash hit, to me.  Yes, I'm still listening to this album almost daily.  It's so good.


Methinks I'm about to fire up the stereo.  I had this bad boy knockin' last night.  Forgot how crisp and loud it is.  I love that I have no neighbors.

Not wearing your seat belt is so fucking stupid.  I can't believe people still do that.  Put your fuckin' seat belt on.  Dumbest ticket to get ever.  You know what else is common as fuck?  People driving around without their driver's license.  Holy shit, how lazy and dumb are you?  We started requiring a state issued ID to pick up product at will call on April 1, and fuck it all if we don't have a smooth 3+ people show up each day with no license.  We even have one guy WHO DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A LICENSE BECAUSE HE WAS TOO FUCKING LAZY TO RENEW IT.  Seriously, I fucking hate people.  And then they get all pissed at us because they think we're going to do some NSA spying, identity theft shit with their fucking driver's license number.  There's literally nothing I can do with your driver's license number, lady.  We take this shit down to fucking protect the owner of the shit bar you work at, so you can't get away with ordering & picking up product on your boss's account when your petty ass gets fired and thinks you're going to get revenge on him or her.

I seriously want to be 100% honest with customers all the time.  I hate that I have to lie and tell half-truths to protect their fragile egos.  You know why your order isn't ready?  Because you're on credit hold since you haven't paid a bill in nine fucking weeks.  Pay your fucking bills, and it wouldn't be a problem.  Oh, you didn't think you had to pay for this will call?  Bullshit.  I was sitting here when your M.A. told you you needed to pay for this order because you can't pay your fucking bills.  Get out of the restaurant business.  Wait, no.  Stay in it.  You're only making us MORE money.  You wanna go to court to fight "The Man"?  Cool.  We got lots of lawyers for that.  My boss will see you there.

Neice Talk - Eyemuffs, Meiz
It's cool now, I've chilled the hell out.  She turned six months yesterday, and dammit if she's not a ginger pudge.  My sister seems to be doing a decent enough job.  I'm not about to be babysitting that kid, though.  Fucking gingers. 

You know how I say my Dad's side of the family is awful?  My cousin told me she has 2 black goldfish, and their names are Fried Chicken and Kool-Aid.  Fucking awful people.

NBA TALK
Heatles need to revamp their roster this offseason.  Good god, they're old, and the majority of that team isn't under contract next season.  New blood is needed in Miami.  It's amazing how much better the Spurs are at basketball than the Blazers.  I've been pleasantly surprised by Wes Matthews' career so far.  That's tough for me to admit because he's a Marquette guy, and it's fuck Marquette over here all day.

BREWERS TALK
Fuck Lyle Overbay.  I wanted Juan Francisco to be the lefty half of the First Base Platoon.  Not to mention, Fat Juan's hitting in T.O.  71ABs, and a slash line of .268/.361/.535 going into last night.  Fucking Doug Melvin.  WE TOLD YOU HE WAS GOING TO PRODUCE THIS YEAR.  Yeah, yeah, yeah, SSS.  What the fuck ever.  We wanted and need those Fat Juan bombs.  I mean, look at this Vine.  Best batflip to date.  (Warning: it's loud)


I think this is enough for today.

PROST!

148 comments:

Brooklon Baby said...

Your cousin is hilarious. Ask if they got a watermelon patch in the tank.

Jugdish said...

good post

Jugdish said...

WTF WTF WTF



surprised they didn't punch that nurse...hard

Jugdish said...

I should check & see how much and what they're buying from us.



don't look behind the curtain, mize

Jugdish said...

My cousin told me she has 2 black goldfish, and their names are Fried Chicken and Kool-Aid.



mize is related to one of the sterlings?

Jugdish said...

It's cool now, I've chilled the hell out.



that's good news

Jugdish said...

Donald sterling needs to stop doing interviews. they are funny, but he isn't doing himself any favors.

Jugdish said...

no brainer

Jugdish said...

wall

The Meiz said...

Friggin' work. Event planning meeting for an hour doesn't exactly help my production.

Blue said...

"no brainer"

I don't know, do you really want to have to sit next to your senator on the plane? would suck

Keef said...

Like you ever fly coach

The Meiz said...

"I don't know, do you really want to have to sit next to your senator on the plane? would suck"

You actually talk to people on airplanes?

Jugdish said...

Event planning meeting for an hour doesn't exactly help my production



it took an hour to find out the group pricing for the zoo?


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Aitch said...

Life is good these days, boys. I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Keef said...

You actually talk to people on airplanes?


Is that bad?

Keef said...

Life is good these days, boys. I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.


That's your problem, man. Just enjoy it and don't expect bad shit to happen

Blue said...

"You actually talk to people on airplanes?"

I imagine a politician would want to talk to you

maybe they would toe tap you?

The Meiz said...

My headphones stay on for the duration of the flight. Silence.

Blue said...

you don't listen to music?

Keef said...

Ha

Aitch said...

"That's your problem, man."

Thanks for the breaking news.

"Just enjoy it and don't expect bad shit to happen"

I'm trying. You know I am a natural pessimist.

Jugdish said...

I just stepped in dog shit.

/aitch





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Keef said...

Hopefully the other shoe is Montreal winning tomorrow night

tem said...

buy that car

Blue said...

eat a cheesesteak

tem said...

good post btw

tem said...

picture of boss lady is in order

tem said...

black people pull off beards tons better than white people.

The Meiz said...

"black people pull off beards tons better than white people."

Fact.

The Meiz said...

"picture of boss lady is in order"

LOL No.

The Meiz said...

One of you home owners need to buy the pocket hose and report back.

Keef said...

black people pull off beards tons better than white people.


Not john wall

Keef said...

One of you home owners need to buy the pocket hose and report back.

Are renters not allowed to buy them?

Brooklon Baby said...

I have a pocket hose. Its awesome.

Keef said...

He's not talking about garden equipment

Jugdish said...

One of you home owners need to buy the pocket hose and report back.


highly recommended if you have a container garden

Keef said...

*LP's not

Jugdish said...

He's not talking about garden equipment



beat me to it


Brooklon Baby said...

No sir i am not

Brooklon Baby said...

Tmq on wwl on draft is the goods

The Meiz said...

Yikes. New supervisor has quite the fivehead going.

The Meiz said...

"Are renters not allowed to buy them?"

Hell am I going to do with a hose?

Keef said...

Water your garden

Keef said...

Wash your car

Keef said...

Fill your waterbed

Keef said...

Wash the cabin

The Meiz said...

0 for 4

tem said...

Sexy time

Keef said...

Mitch Williams is the best

Keef said...

Fucking tommy john

Blue said...

tommy john is a saint

Jugdish said...

its about time!

Jugdish said...

from a fb post..."Alright fb friends, wedding venues for 200- 250 guests on a serious budget. modern style. ... go!"



you can't be on that serious of a budget if you're having 200-250 guests

Keef said...

If Mize was jay z, ahik*, he would have definitely pinched Bey's sister

Keef said...

Or punched, whatever

The Meiz said...

I would have done something until the bodyguard stepped in.

Blue said...

he would have said "that's how I roll"

ToddPacker said...

I disagree with meiz's beard complaints

ToddPacker said...

meiz's tweet about his Mother's Day gift was hilarious

Keef said...

Was walking through the store and there was a fat lady walking in front of us in the freezer aisle. Bgas looks at me and says "daddy, she's so big". The lady looked towards us and all I could do was shrug my shoulders

The Meiz said...

"meiz's tweet about his Mother's Day gift was hilarious"

All she's ever asked me for on Mother's Day & her birthday. Leave me the fuck alone.

The Meiz said...

Stereo going hammer again.

Keef said...

Don't hurt em

The Meiz said...

So how do we feel about the guy who left his child unattended to drown in the bathtub calling K-Rod the biggest piece of shit ever for allegedly putting those hands on his crazy girlfriend?

Keef said...

He's a bigger piece of shit

The Meiz said...

Agreed. Can't really put that out in the air on twitter, and that sucks.

The Meiz said...

That motherfucker has zero room for calling someone a piece of shit.

The Meiz said...

Hi, Hyatt.

The Meiz said...

Odelay is such a good album.

Keef said...

Beck?

The Meiz said...

Yessir. Love this album.

Aitch said...

"how do we feel about the guy who left his child unattended to drown in the bathtub"

Who?

Jugdish said...

good thing we cancelled the shuttle program without an alternative in place

Jugdish said...

Agreed. Can't really put that out in the air on twitter, and that sucks.


why not?

tem said...

"Who?"

meiz's buddy left the kid in the tub, kid drowned.

tem said...

I am curious as to what the tweet was.

Jugdish said...

meiz's buddy left the kid in the tub, kid drowned.


ahh, I don't think I remember hearing that...answers my twitter question

The Meiz said...

"Krod is the biggest piece of shit on pace for 66 saves on the year"

That was the body of the tweet.

tem said...

I meant your mother's day tweet

tem said...

but it seems as though he didn't call krod the biggest piece of shit ever, just the biggest piece of shit on pace for 66 saves.

that leaves the door open for your buddy to in fact be the biggest piece of shit ever.

The Meiz said...

Yes, I anticipated that reply from either you or Blue. I'm of the opinion that he's in no position to call anybody any sort of foul name.

The Meiz said...

"I've given my Mom the same thing for mothers day & her birthday since grade school. I leave her the fuck alone."

The Meiz said...

"you can't be on that serious of a budget if you're having 200-250 guests"

Should have just hit the LOL button.

tem said...

" I'm of the opinion that he's in no position to call anybody any sort of foul name."

yeah that's true, it just isn't the objection you raised.

The Meiz said...

I was drunj*.

tem said...

oh, then ok.

Brooklon Baby said...

Stereo makes me lolz

The Meiz said...

What term would you prefer?

Jugdish said...

boom box

Blue said...

kid drowning in tub is bad parenting skillz, if it was an accident. Sucks, but he probably feels worse than anyone about it. he'll live with that the rest of his life

putting your hands on a woman is just being an evil person, that's not making a mistake, it's being an asshole

Brooklon Baby said...

Yikes on Chris Paul's ending. Jesus. What a terrible 40 seconds.

Brooklon Baby said...

Music?

I got the music on. I've never owned a stereo (meaning I paid for it) so that's also funny.

Jugdish said...

I only watched the last minute of that game too

Blue said...

you stole one?

Jugdish said...

"borrowed"

The Meiz said...

"I got the music on. I've never owned a stereo (meaning I paid for it) so that's also funny."

So what sort of device would you use to listen to music at home?

tem said...

he has a sound system.

Brooklon Baby said...

Sound dock usually.

Keef said...

Major League Baseball has changed David Ortiz's ball that originally was scored an error to a single in Yu Darvish's near no-hitter last Friday


Keeps getting better for Aitch

The Meiz said...

"Sound dock usually."

Unfortunate

Keef said...

He's probably not going to be blasting music at home with a wife and two kids

Blue said...

"Major League Baseball has changed David Ortiz's ball that originally was scored an error to a single in Yu Darvish's near no-hitter last Friday"

never would have happened if Yu finished the game with a no-hitter

The Meiz said...

"He's probably not going to be blasting music at home with a wife and two kids"

What about movies? Also, HE SHOULD BE.

Blue said...

his apartment is smaller than yours mize

Keef said...

3 BR, 650 sqft

Keef said...

But he's little so it works

tem said...

and his kids sit inches from the tv, so that helps.

Keef said...

Mos def

Brooklon Baby said...

Grow up Meiz

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

O:FB

The Meiz said...

We've got some oversharing going on on FB tonight.

The Meiz said...

"Grow up Meiz"

Yes, listening to music how it is intended wildly immature.

Brooklon Baby said...

Ever see someone on a bike and wish you could kick them off?

Brooklon Baby said...

Oh yeah Hahahhahaha Bruins.

Keef said...

Ever see someone on a bike and wish you could kick them off?



Grow up LP

Brooklon Baby said...

My mind is a child. Its true.

Blue said...

i've thought about body checking them

tem said...

i see people on bikes and want to hit them with my car because they are in the middle of the fucking road going 15mph in a 50mph zone.

also I want to hit them when they ride in the middle of the road like they are a car, but then get to a red light and go through the crosswalk like they are all of a sudden a pedestrian.

I fucking hate people on bikes. I don't want to push them off I want to destroy their bikes.

government spent millions on fucking bike trails and these fuckers go biking on the road. if there isn't a bike lane then get the fuck off the road.

tem said...

oh and cars with that bumper sticker about motorcycles and how I should look out for them, fuck you too.

if the motorcycle guy just drives like he should I won't hit him and I will totally see him. but when he is passing in lanes that don't exist and weaving through traffic like an idiot then I can't keep up with his location. fuck him and if he gets run over everyone should just keep on driving because karma.

Blue said...

agreed with tem

Keef said...

People who drive the bike in traffic like it's a car and then try to act like they're a pedestrian are the worse*

Blue said...

what about people who drive their car on the sidewalk like they are a pedestrian

Keef said...

You don't fuck with those people

The Meiz said...

"People who drive the bike in traffic like it's a car and then try to act like they're a pedestrian are the worse*"


HATE those people. They ride through stop signs, stop lights, don't yield, all that. You want to bike in the road, you're a motorist.

Brooklon Baby said...

Yeah fuck them!

Blue said...

plus, they look stupid with their clickety clack shoes

tem said...

good talk

tem said...

facebook just told me it is someone's birthday who I thought was dead.

is it poor form to write
"Happy Birthday, I thought you died last year" on their wall??

The Meiz said...

Buffalo chicken sandwich, poutine, and prime rib sandwich for lunch.

Blue said...

poutine is the bomb.com

Aitch said...

I totally agree on the motorcycle thing, too. Last week my friend posted a picture of a motorcycle that had crashed into a car, killing the rider and the two occupants of the car. The attached story said the bike was traveling 85 mph and the driver didn't see him when she went to take a left, implying that she was texting. Of course the author lays the blame entirely on the driver and none on the rider who was clearly travelling at an excessive speed for any road, let alone one with cross traffic.

Brooklon Baby said...

Fine H. We will pray for you and your family.

Brooklon Baby said...

That entire lunch is the bomb.com

Keef said...

Portillos for lunch today

Blue said...

aaron hernandez seems like a good dude

tem said...

I had a hot dog from a street vendor for lunch.

tem said...

actually 2

tem said...

I thought Michael Sam wanted to just be a football player? wtf is this Oprah documentary stuff?

normal 7th round picks don't do documentaries. if you are going to walk around and say you are just a normal player then act like one.

if oprah is doing this all on her own and Sam isn't really participating (aside from the Rama letting him be filmed) then ok, but it sounds like Sam is involved and set the thing up.

I get the historical significance of it, but if Sam wants to be just another player he shouldn't seek out Oprah (assuming he did the seeking) to do a documentary on him.

Keef said...

Last week my friend posted a picture of a motorcycle that had crashed into a car, killing the rider and the two occupants of the car. The attached story said the bike was traveling 85 mph and the driver didn't see him when she went to take a left, implying that she was texting. Of course the author lays the blame entirely on the driver and none on the rider who was clearly travelling at an excessive speed for any road, let alone one with cross traffic

Totally agree that a lot of fault lies with the bike driver, but if the chick is making a left turn, she still has to yield to oncoming traffic regardless of how fast they are going, so she isn't totally without blame

Brooklon Baby said...

Said the insurance guy

Blue said...

"Totally agree that a lot of fault lies with the bike driver, but if the chick is making a left turn, she still has to yield to oncoming traffic regardless of how fast they are going, so she isn't totally without blame"

what if he came up from behind her?

Keef said...

H's story makes it seem the lady made a left in front of the speeding bike

Keef said...

Said the insurance guy


I see this shit every day

Aitch said...

"she still has to yield to oncoming traffic regardless of how fast they are going, so she isn't totally without blame"

Of course she still is to blame, but the biker isn't blameless. He could have been coming around a bend where his speed became a factor because she thought she was clear. My only point is the author completely glossed over the speed of the biker and focused ENTIRELY on her.

Keef said...

Wall

Aitch said...

Big wall

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