Friday, April 25, 2014

Would you rather die from 1000 bee stings or squeezed to death by a python?

Shouldn't I post on like Wed. since Monday is a new post? Or since we are in the middle of the LOV apocolyspe it doesn't matter when I post?

Cameron Diaz is gross. I'd lay it because my standards are lower than the limbo pole at a midget bar but she doesnt wear anti-perspirant and had a big bush and a weird face.

Tem you can buy aapl now. In June will be about $85-90 a share. Buy what you can.

You know this place needs more ass and tits. That will breathe new life.

What is your least favorite house chore? (That you do or that you do most of the time) Mine is cleaning the oven. But I haven't done it yet. I just know that will be it.

What's the deal with those morons who stretch holes in their ear lobes? I aint googling it because its gross but do those grow back or do they have giant holes in their ears for life? That's gonna look great when they are 60. Morons.

I'll tell ya we picked the wrong fucking generation to raise kids in. This is gonna suck. Maybe Meiz is right. Gay but right.

My favorite zoo animal are sea lions. They are cool.

Lamarcus Aldrige is a man.

NFL with the schedule presentation is so dumb, none of you retards watched that right? Debating who has a tough schedule or what matchups are juicy before rosters are even filled out is supremely retarded. NFL better be careful ----people do get turned off by over saturation. It's akin to a company expanding too fast like Krispy Kreme.

These Cialis commercials are not ridiculous because of the setting or how the actors give the come hither looks they are ridiculous because who the fuck is gonna believe that women actually want some dick. I bet they happy as fuck when they niggas shit cant get hard.

Beyoncé is a ho.

66 comments:

Jugdish said...

Enough with Spiderman



agreed, but people keep going to see them

Jugdish said...

"Would you rather die from 1000 bee stings or squeezed to death by a python?"



I think maybe the bee stings

Jugdish said...

What is your least favorite house chore?



folding laundry

Jugdish said...

But I haven't done it yet. I just know that will be it.



gems


Jugdish said...

What's the deal with those morons who stretch holes in their ear lobes?



they're just "expressing themselves".

Jugdish said...

mize

Brooklon Baby said...

"folding laundry"

no asians in h town?

Jugdish said...

lucky for me I botched a load of laundry early on in the marriage and haven't been allowed to do it since.

Jugdish said...

that same strategy doesn't work for all chores

Keef said...

I do my laundry, cmk does her laundry. We split the kids' laundry

Brooklon Baby said...

i mop

but for some strange reason i enjoy mopping, i'm sort of ocd with the floors, i guess i appreciate a clean floor

i hate traditional sweeping (like with the old school corn broom) but the people at swiffer make that easy breezy so each crumb that goes up in the swiffer vacuum thing makes me happy

Jugdish said...

Lp

The Meiz said...

"What is your least favorite house chore?"

Washing dishes. I fucking hate washing dishes. If it wasn't such a waste of money, I'd use disposable everything.

The Meiz said...

"What's the deal with those morons who stretch holes in their ear lobes?"

Spacers are the dumbest shit ever. Leave that shit to the tribal people who live in the wild.

The Meiz said...

Not sure if you guys noticed, but McDonald's is doing BOGO QPCs and Egg McMuffins for filling out their customer survey online.

Keef said...

Warshing* dishes is annoying. It's amazing how many dishes end up in the sink to be warshed* that can't go in the dishwarsher*

Drama Queen said...

"What's the deal with those morons who stretch holes in their ear lobes? I aint googling it because its gross but do those grow back or do they have giant holes in their ears for life? That's gonna look great when they are 60. Morons."

Depends on the gauge. The smaller gauges do close up.

Drama Queen said...

Tem quit?

Drama Queen said...

I'm moving into my grandmother's old house at the end of May. Moving in with my cousin. My rent will be $75 less than I'm paying now, plus utilities and cable will be split. So I'm gonna be paying less to live in a house with a backyard and an in ground pool

EOW

Brooklon Baby said...

good for you maybe one day you'll grow up and live on your own

s

Keef said...

House?


/LP

Keef said...

good for you maybe one day you'll grow up and live on your own





Hahahahaha

tem said...

haha mitch mcgary.

could have been a top 5 pick, stayed in school, got hurt, tested positive for weed, declaring now and will be lucky to be a first rounder.

always, ALWAYS, go pro if you are a top 5 guy.

tem said...

sparty and friends died I guess.

The Meiz said...

"sparty and friends died I guess."

Quite some time ago

The Meiz said...

Mello Yello is the official soft drink of the NHRA.

Jugdish said...

just in case you're worried about how the federal govt spends their money...here is an example of what we have to go through to buy something from Home Depot...

Jugdish said...

we had an individual (not me) in our unit lose a set of truck keys to a government vehicle. it was decided that we would use a govt credit card to pay for the replacement.

Jugdish said...

after checking with our vehicle maintenance to make sure they don't have a way of making new keys, I went to home depot to pick out and price the keys.

Jugdish said...

then I had to come back and draft a letter requesting permission to purchase the keys...a total of %5.91. this letter then has to be reviewed by the credit card approving official for formatting before being passed onto our commander for signature. Its then given back to the approving official for her signature.

Jugdish said...

%5.91 should be $5.91

Jugdish said...

typically during those reviews and signatures the letter is kicked back for changes 2-3 times, but once its done I can finally go buy said keys.

Jugdish said...

after I buy the keys there is another 30 minutes worth of paperwork and coordination on the govt credit card website...but rest assured the 5.91 was spent correctly

Jugdish said...

end yob woe

Jugdish said...

the moral of the story is I don't like being a government credit card holder

Brooklon Baby said...

govt sucks

Jugdish said...

Congrats!


/elevator guy

Keef said...

That guy eats 14 lbs of food per day

Keef said...

Taking the kid to see Bears this weekend

Brooklon Baby said...

cool

Brooklon Baby said...

disney is my daddy

Keef said...

I have Frozen memorized

The Meiz said...

Bears? That's a movie?

Keef said...

Yeah

The Meiz said...

I have never heard of such a thing.

Keef said...

It's about bears

Drama Queen said...

Excellent title, then.

Jugdish said...

Report: Puig's journey to U.S. becoming movie


"I'm the captain now."

Keef said...

Always cracks me up when I walk into the bathroom and there's a dude at the short urinal, standing there with his hands on his hips. Fucking stand there like a normal person, duch*

Drama Queen said...

Driving back from NYC. Been on the clock since 5 a.m. Long day, but I made over $600

Keef said...

Donald Sterling is LP?

The Meiz said...

The Sterling stuff isn't new news.

Keef said...

Boring UFC fights last night

Keef said...

I should have runny diaried the radio Disney music awards

Brooklon Baby said...

if you followed the nba at all, and especially the stories of ineptitude about Sterling you would have already known he was a bigot so im not sure why all the outrage, this is on Stern for not investigating his ass in the nineties when he was on record about blacks and civil rights leaders and his apartment rental program pretty much is the defintion of racist

i dont get it, like because it's on tape coming out of his mouth it's an outrage? his actions the previous 30 years wasn't good enough, ask people who the worst owner in sports is and sterling's name will come out of thier mouth 7 out of 10 times (dolan, Sterling, the KC royals guy)

Brooklon Baby said...

also, i thought all old white men were racist

half s, half NS

Brooklon Baby said...

and that bitch on the tape sounds like she's acting ---definetely trying to get him to say all that stuff, she set his ass up lovely

Brooklon Baby said...

fucking women

Brooklon Baby said...

not sure the NBA has the power to force the guy to sell but they should certainly go that route if they can, forget suspension he doesnt do shit anyway

problem is the wife has a stake and she seems like she wants to continue to have a stake so my guess is she'll end up owning the team along with a partner or two

Magic maybe..... his millions are the truth.

Brooklon Baby said...

mlb foirced mccourt to sell

difference is Selig is a alien, jury out on silver

Brooklon Baby said...

fucking Sharpton

no need to rally asshole everyone is in agreement the guy is awful and will be punished

what are you rallying about? there is no divisiveness

Brooklon Baby said...

also the girlfriend lookes like a whore

just show us your tits and make a sex tape whore

Brooklon Baby said...

im so glad im not rich, ns

the shit they have to deal with sometimes doesnt seem worth it

it seems like they interact with the worse people on earth --they can never fully trust anyone

ever

tem said...

good luck getting someone to sell because they are racist.

Like 75% of his payroll is probably black people, so he won't lose any work discrimination suit.

Drama Queen said...

Go. Sort of.

tem said...

the worse people suck

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