Friday, April 11, 2014

Jumanji

So Kate Upton is in a movie.  That's nice.


The worse place in the world is probably North Korea.


Jon Stewart ripped the NCAA a new asshole.


Baseball is great but god damn GET IN THE BOX already.  Fuck with the stepping out after every pitch.


Hard Cider?  The fuck.


My kids laugh at these Bears promos.  Fucking Disney.  Has my family by the balls.


I want to learn how to twirl nunchucks.


You notice the shooting of Sonny Corleone in Godfather that Denzel gets shot up the same way in Training day.  Sans toll booths in Breezy Point of course.


I'd take Jennifer Garner for a walk.

65 comments:

Brooklon Baby said...

Some asshole here is wearing Google glasses. I want to kill him.

tem said...

is it you? are you looking into a mirror?

tem said...

re: H drama from yesterday


have you been training for a pool tournament for 2 years? why is this dude pissed?

Drama Queen said...

I'm in a pool league. We play every week. There's a yearly state tournament that you can qualify for, which if you win, yo go on to a national tournament in Vegas.

We qualified last year, but it fell on the same day as my best friend's son's christening. He and his wife lost their first child 8 months into the pregnancy, so this christening was a little bit of bigger deal than one typically would be, IMO. I didn't want to skip it. So I drive to the tournament which was an hour and 15 minutes away, shot in the first batch and blew my opponent away, left to go to the christening, left that and WENT back to the tournament, getting there just in time to watch us get eliminated. Afterwards, that guy flipped out on me and said I wasn't committed to the team, selfish, etc, etc.

So this year we qualify again, but the date falls on a day that I already had a gig booked. I told them I would come down to the tournament and stay as long as I possibly could. That text was one of several I got yesterday berating and insulting me and calling my integrity and character into question.

Drama Queen said...

The whole thing is ridiculous.

Brooklon Baby said...

Fucking pool nerds

tem said...

they take pool seriously.

Drama Queen said...

Apparently

tem said...

but you knew that. they are your friends that you see every week.

Barry Larkin sucks said...

Fucking pools

tem said...

my official stance on H is that he has too many friends.

it spreads him too thin, he gets involved in too much stuff and ends up "letting down" people when he can't do something.

and with people comes drama and since he has too many friends too much drama gets brought into his life.

cull the herd.

Barry Larkin sucks said...

my official stance on H is that he has too many friends.


He likes the attention

S

Barry Larkin sucks said...

Duch bag

Drama Queen said...

Lol

Barry Larkin sucks said...

An aspiring TV producer, who had worked for Comedy Central’s viral video-based series “Tosh.0,” was accidentally killed on Monday night when Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputies mistook him for a mad slasher, FOX411 has learned.



Fucking mad slashers

tem said...

mad slashers are duch bags

Barry Larkin sucks said...

Apparently my dad and his sisters are trying to get my grandpa into Arlington Nat'l Cemetary because he was a POW in dubya dubya II, but it's like a months long process to see if they would accept him. That would be pretty suite though

tem said...

my dad died 1 yr ago today.

he is not in Arlington, but he did serve in Nam.

Barry Larkin sucks said...

It's been a year?

tem said...

yeah, time flies

The Meiz said...

Fucking Fridays

Barry Larkin sucks said...

I'll go watch that bears movie

tem said...

I will if none of the bears die

tem said...

Nelson made quick work of whichever Nog he was fighting.

fuck outdoor fighting.

Barry Larkin sucks said...

We went to TK for lunch to watch it and those fuckers didn't have it on

Barry Larkin sucks said...

And they some cute chicks working and the table we sat at, the server was a beatst

tem said...

it was only on UFC fight pass.

so is it even on TV? oris just on internet?

Barry Larkin sucks said...

Oic. I don't know

Drama Queen said...

"And they some cute chicks working and the table we sat at, the server was a beatst"

Didn't that happen to us at Twin Peaks in Austin? I mean, she wasn't hideous, but there were definitely cuter chicks there.

Drama Queen said...

There are chicks like that anywhere

/Meiz

Barry Larkin sucks said...

I didn't go to twin peaks

Barry Larkin sucks said...

But it happened to me at Hooters in Austin

Barry Larkin sucks said...

Same thing happens to me at the grocery store. I get in the shortest line and it is always behind someone who has 700 coupons and is paying with a check

tem said...

"I didn't go to twin peaks"

you didn't?

tem said...

"Same thing happens to me at the grocery store. I get in the shortest line and it is always behind someone who has 700 coupons and is paying with a check "


how is this the same thing?

Barry Larkin sucks said...

you didn't?


Pretty sure you guys went after I left

Barry Larkin sucks said...

how is this the same thing?



Similar thing.

tem said...

"Pretty sure you guys went after I left"

where the hell were we when we left and walked somewhere else?

tem said...

oh that place was called Bikinis. I remember it now, thanks to Google.

tem said...

yeah twin peaks was the last day

The Meiz said...

Yeah, that was after Mize was blackout drunk & broke the van.

Brooklon Baby said...

Funniest thing about Mexicans are the random hats they wear

The Meiz said...

Mexicans will wear ANY old baseball hat. Some Chinese, too.

Brooklon Baby said...

Yup also not even sport related. Like this morning saw one with a Mercedes Benz dealership hat

Barry Larkin sucks said...

Kod's fb post is awful

The Meiz said...

Just terrible

tem said...

Still better than a rev post.

Barry Larkin sucks said...

Roy Nelson KO gif

tem said...

Tgif. Amirite?

Barry Larkin sucks said...

Urrite

The Meiz said...

I like that Roy didn't do the usual MMA jump on an unconscious man and keep bashing his head move.

You should know when you've put somebody on the one hitter quitter.

tem said...

Roy is not going to put any extra work in. Those extra punches would waste energy.

The Meiz said...

Smart man. Extra work rarely pays off.

Barry Larkin sucks said...

Stupid Saturday work

Drama Queen said...

Big weekend

Barry Larkin sucks said...

Breer's are running away with the central

The Meiz said...

Just gotta play .500 ball the rest of the way.

Barry Larkin sucks said...

Some asshole called the cops on us last night because our dog was in the back yard whining

The Meiz said...

WOW. What a duch.

Drama Queen said...

I like the duch era

tem said...

Keith and cops.....drama drama drama

The Meiz said...

Glance at the TV & I could swear I saw Savannah in a Duplo commercial.

Jugdish said...

I like that Roy didn't do the usual MMA jump on an unconscious man and keep bashing his head move.

^^^

tem said...

no H post?

Drama Queen said...

Go

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