Monday, April 07, 2014

It's Monday... and you're still ugly

Condolences, Keith.

Full fledged panic mode over the Red Sox on the radio this morning. Freaking hilarity. It's been 6 games.

Client is coming out... I'll add more later.

Ok, that was fun. Took me over an hour to go 15 miles. Love Monday traffic!

My newsfeed blew up last night with people reacting to The Undertaker's steak at Wrestlemania ending. These people do know that wrestling is fake, right? We're not talking about 18-1 or a 56 game hitting streak here. It's not really significant when the outcome is controlled.

UConn vs. Kentucky... Who ya got? Kentucky was the preseason number 1, right? How did they end up as an 8 seed? I don't follow college bball much, obviously.

Nice job on the name change, Meiz.

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Brooklon Baby said...

What happened to keef?

Whatever it is condolences my internet friend.

Drama Queen said...

His grandfather passed away.

Drama Queen said...

Derek Jeter passed Molitor on the all time hits list. No question he's a first ballot HOFer, but we all know it won't be unanimous because the baseball writers are idiots.

Drama Queen said...

EP, what's up with your boy J.R. Smith? He was chucking it up from everywhere last night, huh? 10/22 isn't too shabby, though.

Drama Queen said...

Question for the masses. In your mind, is there a difference between "dating" and "seeing someone?" Do they mean different things or is it just semantics?

Drama Queen said...

To me, it's slightly different. While neither term denotes seriousness, I feel like dating is the less serious term of the two, with no implied exclusivity. Thoughts?

Brooklon Baby said...

Grandpa.

Sorry. Sucks

Brooklon Baby said...

Yeah Jeets! Will be first ballot no doubt.

No doubt.

Brooklon Baby said...

Seeing someone seems to be the step right before dating.

But what do I know I've been banging the same broad for 15 years now

Drama Queen said...

No doubt at all. But you know it's never unanimous

Brooklon Baby said...

Nerd writers

Keef said...

Thanks fellas

Keef said...

Seeing someone, dating, going with... All the same IMO

Keef said...

Csil is moving into the neighborhood next to ours.

tem said...

" In your mind, is there a difference between "dating" and "seeing someone?" "

no

Keef said...

LP I need a name/pic

Blue said...

"Derek Jeter passed Molitor on the all time hits list. No question he's a first ballot HOFer, but we all know it won't be unanimous because the baseball writers are idiots"

I thought about this this morning. If Jeter was in Kansas City, and had the same numbers/career, would he be as revered nationally?

Blue said...

basically just change the jersey to KC, still won just as many World Series..etc

would he be going down as one of the greatest to ever play? I'm not so sure

tem said...

"still won just as many World Series..etc"

yeah with the same # of World Series he is in no matter who he played for. just as revered with all those WS wins.

Drama Queen said...

I think doing it in NYC definitely made him more known, but if he wins 5 rings in KC, he might even be more revered.

Keef said...

I agree with tembalake

Keef said...

Doing it in NYC is significant because how many players get to a NY team and completely underwhelm

Keef said...

All that being said.... fuck Jeter

tem said...

he gets lots of womans*

ToddPacker said...

"fuck Jeter"

^^^^^^^^^^

Blue said...

"I think doing it in NYC definitely made him more known, but if he wins 5 rings in KC, he might even be more revered."

he would have been a saint in KC, but the rest of the nation probably wouldn't have cared...and granted he was the captain, but he wasn't the reason they were always winning WS

Keef said...

he would have been a saint in KC, but the rest of the nation probably wouldn't have cared



He would have been George Brett

Blue said...

exactly

Blue said...

with less pinetar and chewing tobacco

Keef said...

Or Kirby Puckett. Loved locally but still had a decent amount of national attention

tem said...

Kirby Puckett with 3 more World series rings.

Keef said...

Right. So even more national attention

tem said...

George brett with 4 more rings.


by the by George brett was apparently born in WaVa in the town next to where I grew up.

tem said...

"Right. So even more national attention "

100% agree

tem said...

jeter with 5 rings and all the same stats would be huge no matter where he played.

tem said...

he'd probably bang less chicks though.

in Kansas city he'd run out of chicks.

Keef said...

He'd still have road games

Brooklon Baby said...

Keef your pic is the Mets logo

Your name is "Barry Larkin sucks"

Brooklon Baby said...

And that would be one of those ESPN rick Reilly stories on how jeets isn't revered enough nationally

Barry Larkin sucks said...

sonofabitch

tem said...

ha, mess

Barry Larkin sucks said...

my bad

Brooklon Baby said...

Nice try

tem said...

damn honestly didn't even notice the picture was mess.

was just saying ha mess because keith lost to the mess.

tem said...

keith would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those damn kids and that dog.

Barry Larkin sucks said...

jug needs to get a Hoes jersey

The Meiz said...

"Question for the masses. In your mind, is there a difference between "dating" and "seeing someone?" Do they mean different things or is it just semantics?"

There's a difference.

The Meiz said...

"jug needs to get a Hoes jersey"

I'm contemplating getting one.

ns

Drama Queen said...

"Hoes jersey"

::boats and hoes::

The Meiz said...

Undertaker losing is a huge deal. Deluxe came over to watch Mania, and we just sat there in silence with the blank stare in effect. I didn't know how to react. We came to the conclusion that he's gotta/gonna retire. It was so weird.

The Meiz said...

::boats and hoes::


LJ Hoes. Plays for the Astros.

The Meiz said...

Keith, Billy Hamilton gonna get on base this season or no?

tem said...

"We came to the conclusion that he's gotta/gonna retire"

duh

Barry Larkin sucks said...

Keith, Billy Hamilton gonna get on base this season or no?



Fuck that guy

Drama Queen said...

"we just sat there in silence with the blank stare in effect"

-_-

Barry Larkin sucks said...

-_-



Rasslin' doesn't have enough drama for H

Barry Larkin sucks said...

Hamilton got a hit

Drama Queen said...

Nah, I just don't understand how something completely contrived can be shocking or significant

The Meiz said...

"Nah, I just don't understand how something completely contrived can be shocking or significant"


You don't watch tv shows?

tem said...

it's shocking, but he's gonna retire.

tem said...

he's like 1,000 years old

Barry Larkin sucks said...

Nah, I just don't understand how something completely contrived can be shocking or significant


Mize isn't a wwe writer, so he may not have known the script beforehand

Drama Queen said...

"You don't watch tv shows?"

Apples/oranges

tem said...

"Mize isn't a wwe writer"

maybe he is

tem said...

it'd been awesome if he lost in like 5 seconds. drop kick, elbow drop or whatever people do, 1-2-3 over.

Barry Larkin sucks said...

Apples/oranges



Not really. People write the script and people act out the script. More like red apples/green apples

The Meiz said...

"Apples/oranges"

Rasslin is a live action television show, dude.

Drama Queen said...

Yes, but if people reacted in a similar way that they do to like The Walking Dead or some shit, then cool. But people react like it's real. That annoys me.

Barry Larkin sucks said...

Yeah nobody acts like zombies are real

Barry Larkin sucks said...

And Mize wasn't acting like it was real.

The Meiz said...

Who cares? It's not like those dudes aren't incredible athletes.

Drama Queen said...

Oh they absolutely are

The Meiz said...

I think I'm gonna have a couple honey bears tonight.

Barry Larkin sucks said...

Oh look, cincy can't beat StL again. Weird

tem said...

They are waiting for the games to count

The Meiz said...

So, I totally picked up a prospect on Saturday night. Not sure how interested I am. Long time friend.

The Meiz said...

Some muckety muck on twitter, ripped off my take on the Brewers pitching rotation.

Barry Larkin sucks said...

A multinational operation to find the Boeing 777 after its baffling disappearance continues in the southern Indian Ocean, but after weeks of false leads and millions of dollars in equipment and personnel, the families of those on board the plane may have a reason to believe their loved ones could be alive.  



Yeah, they're probably just treading water for a month

The Meiz said...

Or in Afghanistan or Iran

tem said...

Both Koreas tried shooting the ocean; it didn't talk. If the ocean knows where these people are it ain't sayin

tem said...

Yay uconn.

Brooklon Baby said...

Wrestling is real. The outcome is predetermined.

Meiz I too was shocked. Because of who he lost too. I figured it should have been to Michaels two years ago and once it wasn't I said they should leave it alone. Immortality.

How come no one dropped a its still real to me dammit joke. Cmon man.

Brooklon Baby said...

Notre dame women's coach name is Muffet McGraw.

Just found it. Shit cracks me up.

tem said...

"Wrestling is real. The outcome is predetermined. "

obligatory so it's not real, got it comment.

Drama Queen said...

"obligatory so it's not real, got it comment"

This

Brooklon Baby said...

The wrestling part is real. The moves. The jumps. A guy jumping off the top rope is a guy jumping off the top rope. It isn't fake.

Are dance moves not real because they are choreographed?

Brooklon Baby said...

Not seeing the difference between the shock of the Red Wedding on GOT and the shock of The Undertaker losing at Wrestlemania.

Same thing. Like meiz said. Its a TV show.

The Meiz said...

"Not seeing the difference between the shock of the Red Wedding on GOT and the shock of The Undertaker losing at Wrestlemania."


YES. This.

Jugdish said...

"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H

tem said...

"The wrestling part is real. The moves. The jumps. A guy jumping off the top rope is a guy jumping off the top rope. It isn't fake. "


so then Seinfeld is real....Big Bang Theory is real....

tem said...

"Same thing. Like meiz said. Its a TV show. "


meiz is 100% correct, but wrestling is no more real than Modern Family is real.

The Meiz said...

Depends on what people mean by "real".

tem said...

I'd have to say that wrestling being a competition between two (or more) people would be real if and only if the outcome isn't predetermined.


Varsity Blues isn't real. WWE isn't real. Blades of Glory isn't real.

Jugdish said...

its real to Lp

tem said...

brutus the barber wasn't really putting people to sleep. the moves aren't real.

Jugdish said...

he was really cutting their hair

tem said...

they were probably extensions

Jugdish said...

real explanation

Jugdish said...

jug's obligatory Seinfeld reference

Jugdish said...

100

Drama Queen said...

"Not seeing the difference between the shock of the Red Wedding on GOT and the shock of The Undertaker losing at Wrestlemania."

Because some people, not Meiz, treat it differently. The Red Wedding people were shocked by, sure, but no one acted lie it really happened or mourned for Robb Stark. My timeline was going nuts with people acting like the Undertaker thing was as real as UConn winning last night.

ToddPacker said...

fuck uconn

The Meiz said...

H is stuck in the mindset of treating rasslin' like it's a sporting competition.

Jugdish said...

big game tonight

/freak

Jugdish said...

this was fake

Jugdish said...

this would suck

The Meiz said...

Meatballs & pretzel rolls? I'll take it.

Brooklon Baby said...

Acting on Seinfeld was real.

Whatevs.

Barry Larkin sucks said...

My timeline was going nuts with people acting like the Undertaker thing was as real as UConn winning last night.



People being all dramatic on Fb are the worse*

Drama Queen said...

"H is stuck in the mindset of treating rasslin' like it's a sporting competition"

No. H is annoyed by the people stuck in that mindset.

The Meiz said...

There you go getting all concerned with some nonsensical shit again.

Barry Larkin sucks said...

I still don't see the difference between how people view that compared to how they view a popular show.

In either scenario, if something significant happens, people are immediately like "holy fuck did you just see what just happened?!?!?!" We're obviously missing whatever it is that Aitch is saying

Drama Queen said...

yeah, maybe I'm not expressing myself clearly enough. it's not the people who were expressing surprise at the storyline. That part I get just fine. It's people that are treating it like a real underdog story. Like "omg, I can't believe Brock Lesnar finally did what HBK, HHH and other great wrestlers couldn't do!"

Drama Queen said...

Whatever. When in Rome...

Barry Larkin sucks said...

Keep Underdog out of this


/Tem

Barry Larkin sucks said...

Tem should bring back Undermaj

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

H...do this song at your next acoustic show

The Meiz said...

I've been thinking.

Jug's youtube surfing at work seems to be a bit of a misallocation of government funds.

The Meiz said...

I'm going to write the President and suggest some more furlough time.

Jugdish said...

I'm going to write the President and suggest some more furlough time.


if there is anyone who doesn't like misallocation of government funds, its the President.

The Meiz said...

Ya got that right!

Jugdish said...

apparently Obama is coming here this week. I'll tell him for you, mize.

The Meiz said...

Thank you.

The Meiz said...

Also tell him I haven't gotten the bars of I was promised for voting for him.

The Meiz said...

Gold.

Bars of gold

The Meiz said...

Boo-raun is doing things in Philly today.

The Meiz said...

LOLBraun

Brooklon Baby said...

Hey I bought Makers 46

Its great

Brooklon Baby said...

I want to have a lot of sex with the Nationwide chick ninja

Brooklon Baby said...

Valverde is an ass

Barry Larkin sucks said...

I want to have a lot of sex with the Nationwide chick ninja

Yo tambien. I thought it was Mila Kunis at first

Drama Queen said...

I'm not gonna lie, I'm definitely a little saddened by the news of The Ultimate Warrior's death. He was by far my favorite wrestler as a kid (when I thought it was real).

Jugdish said...

this missing jet is mind bottling!

/tem

Brooklon Baby said...

Warrior had the strangest most terrifying promos.

Google Open The cockpit door Hulk Hogan

tem said...

"this missing jet is mind bottling!

/tem"

^

tem said...

"I'm not gonna lie, I'm definitely a little saddened by the news of The Ultimate Warrior's death."

maybe it'll be like when Family Guy "killed" Brian and he'll be back in a couple episodes.

tem said...

"Mason Plumlee denied LeBron James' dunk attempt at the rim with 2 seconds left, and the Nets finished off a four-game sweep of Miami by beating the Heat 88-87 on Tuesday night."


which sign of the apocalypse is this?

tem said...

bron whined like a bitch.

the hand is part of the ball.

Jugdish said...

maybe it'll be like when Family Guy "killed" Brian and he'll be back in a couple episodes.



hilarity

Blue said...

what missing jet?

tem said...

I think Vick. Maybe Smith.

tem said...

el tardo recap:

el tardo wants to blow letterman. he wants letterman inside of him. 5,000 words blowing letterman.

The Meiz said...

"the hand is part of the ball."

You are officially old now.

tem said...

"You are officially old now."

it was on sports center.

tem said...

and greg anthony said it once during the ncaa tourney

tem said...

"Tem should bring back Undermaj"

undermaj wants no part of this sinking ship.

Jugdish said...

this sinking ship


Dont worry, we'll find it.

/Malaysia

The Meiz said...

"and greg anthony said it once during the ncaa tourney"

An old guy who played basketball like an old guy even when he was young. Got it.

The Meiz said...

People here use the term "nastygram". You guys ever hear that at work?

Jugdish said...

yes

Jugdish said...

normally the boss is CC'd in a nastygram

The Meiz said...

Not here. They usually come from Inventory Control, Credit, or somebody in the salesforce.

tem said...

so the hand isn't part of the ball? I honestly don't know the rule.

tem said...

I've heard it a lot on TV, but I don't play, so I don't know.

Jugdish said...

I just called Verizon concerning our govt account for the base. I probably said my name fast, but after I said who I was the lady asked me "Is this Mr. Joshua?" made me think of Lethal Weapon.

Jugdish said...

maybe ill watch that on youtube



s

tem said...

hehe mr. joshua

Jugdish said...

Bengals OC: Dalton 'on cusp' of really good



is that true, keef?

tem said...

seems fair.

like he is almost really good. not great, not elite, but almost really good.

better than bad, better than terrible, not great though.

Barry Larkin sucks said...

He's not anywhere near really good

The Meiz said...

Pork tenderloin and such for lunch today. Not bad.

Jugdish said...

free?

The Meiz said...

Yeah. Spring luncheon. We usually get other free food because we bail our Business Review and Marketing team out every day. 3-4 day a week we get "I'm sorry" food.

Jugdish said...

free is good

tem said...

meiz should be getting fat on all this free food.

tem said...

still laughing that LeBron got rejected by a plumlee.

The Meiz said...

"meiz should be getting fat on all this free food."

I am. I need to start getting exercise.

Barry Larkin sucks said...

Exercise is for the weak

tem said...

so they can get strong?

Drama Queen said...

Ask me how, Meiz.

S

Jugdish said...

wall

Drama Queen said...

AJA, Meiz, I'm sitting at 205. Did I pass you yet?

Drama Queen said...

I was about to post some drama on Facebook. Then I thought of Keith and stopped. You win, As.

Brooklon Baby said...

205? Maybe in space. What do you weigh on earth?

Jugdish said...

/elevator guy

Jugdish said...

Russian authorities withheld information on Boston attack, report says


rut roh

tem said...

was it good info though?


maybe they withheld that their worst psychic predicted the attack?

or crazy cat lady said it would happen.

IDGAF if they withheld that kind of crap.

Jugdish said...

they didn't tell us that the kid is a racist and hates marathons

tem said...

everyone hates marathons. or is retarded.

so they didn't tell us he wasn't retarded.

tem said...

according to jemele hill everyone is racist too. well every article she has ever written is about someone being racist, so I assume by now she's named everyone.

tem said...

wall

Blue said...

zeke and jemele got an apartment together

Brooklon Baby said...

Colbert

Drama Queen said...

I know you guys think I love drama, but honestly it follows me. I got the following text this morning because I can't make a pool tournament due to a previously scheduled gig.

"H ...you wasted all of our time and money ...and still after 2 years, you still have no clue . Your a fuckin retard and duch bag . If I ever see u again it will be to soon ....... Have fun gigging you fuckin loser"

Barry Larkin sucks said...

You choose who you hang with, wadr

Barry Larkin sucks said...

And that person appears to be the EO of intelligent

Blue said...

duch

Barry Larkin sucks said...

To soon

The Meiz said...

"AJA, Meiz, I'm sitting at 205. Did I pass you yet?"

Yep. I'm hovering around 215. It's all belly fat from alcohol and lack of activity.

tem said...

have you been training for a pool tournament for 2 years?


tem said...

duch bag is fucking classic though.

tem said...

"It's all belly fat from alcohol and lack of activity"

start banging your neighbor for exercise.

tem said...

Colbert to replace Letterman.

eltardo called that.

tem said...

also, fucking pools

Brooklon Baby said...

John Daly is awesome.

tem said...

why?

Brooklon Baby said...

Because he parks outside hooters and sells stuff and trolls for some strange

tem said...

your face is strange.

duch

tem said...

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