Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Tuesday

Insensitive Opening

So, call me insensitive, call me a dick, whatever, but I do not get why this Columbus/Dallas hockey game was postponed because some dude had a heart attack or something on the bench. He didn't die, he was conscious, so it isn't like someone died. He had known heart issues so it wasn't like he found some anthrax and the whole stadium was at risk. I think in football I have seen about 100 dudes get carted off the field and the game continues, in baseball I have seen guys get beaned in the head and drop like a rock and get taken off the field and the game continues, in basketball I have seen Paul Pierce severely hurt himself and the game continues and then later Pierce comes back as if nothing happens, also I have seen a dude get his leg broke in half with the bone sticking out and the game continues (should I link it meiz?) in soccer people get injured all the time to the point of apparent near death and then they play on, why does hockey stop the game? Hockey used to be the tough guy game, but I guess it is not. I truly feel sorry for the family involved and wish the dude all the best, but stopping the game seemed like a HUGE overreaction.



Randomness

I think the plot of Dharma and Greg is from a Mad Lib game.
I think the window is almost closed for any Jen Aniston nude scenes in a movie.
I miss nude Charlize Theron.
CiCi's pizza closed around here. We have no good pizza buffets. Not that Cici's is really good, but it was the best we had. Although they didn't take reservations.


Bucs

Nobody is going to trade for Revis if they all know you are going to release him in a week or less. Stupid Bucs. Good trade to get him though.



Now begins the El Padrinoesque section of the show

Things I think I would have been awesome at if I started trying at a young age and kept with it for awhile:

NASCAR
Baseball
MMA
Math
Acting
Book writing
Water skiing
Dirt bike riding




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Jugdish said...

Insensitive Opening



kubiak took a dive this year at halftime...they kept playing

Jugdish said...

Nobody is going to trade for Revis if they all know you are going to release him in a week or less. Stupid Bucs


bears doing the same thing with peppers

Jugdish said...

We have no good pizza buffets


its time to open your own...add owning a pizza buffet to the list of things you'd be really good at

tem said...

I would eat all my inventory

tem said...

re revis:

everyone knows he is not a good cover 2 corner, so they know the bucs need to get rid of him. you can't pay a guy $16M to do something he isn't good at. revis is great in man to man, pretty good in a 3 or 4 deep scenario, but he is not Ronde Barber blitzing off the edge and sitting in the flat making plays.

Jugdish said...

pretty good in a 3 or 4 deep scenario


same here

/beth

tem said...

that was a softball

Jugdish said...

it was...I debated using Lp on that one too

Jugdish said...

3 and 1/2

/Lp

tem said...

the .com transition will confuse all our commenters. we might drop down below 100.

Brooklon Baby said...

Watch that video.

Galifinakis is a gem.

Blue said...

yep, the Obama between two ferns is decent

not the funniest interview Zach has done, but still good

Blue said...

"everyone knows he is not a good cover 2 corner, so they know the bucs need to get rid of him. you can't pay a guy $16M to do something he isn't good at."

and he's not willing to restructure his deal...nobody wants to pay him $16m period, that's why they aren't trading for him.

he'll get 11 or 12 on the open market and be happy in Dallas

Blue said...

the raiders might pay him 15m

tem said...

raiders have a shitload of cap room, they might go 16 for me.

because they are dumb.

tem said...

i2i

and I meant 16 for him. not me.

I wish they'd pay me 16m.

Blue said...

apparently the broncos are going to sign Jared Allen, and are working hard on TJ Ward.

meh

Blue said...

I think the Revis thing is going to screw up the other corners in the market

teams that really want a corner are going to wait and see what Revis will want to get paid

tem said...

yahoo! says the BEAST is struggling.

"On Monday, McDonald’s (MCD) reported a 0.3% drop in sales at restaurants open longer than 13 months around the globe; U.S. same-restaurant sales fell 1.4%"

Blue said...

it's all because of the crappiness of the mighty wings

The Meiz said...

"he'll get 11 or 12 on the open market and be happy in Dallas"

He'll get more than that. Sam Shields just got 3/39m

The Meiz said...

Derp.

4/39m

Blue said...

it's not like Revis is coming off a great couple of years

The Meiz said...

He'll get paid off of perception

Blue said...

I could see him getting a big deal that is incentive laden, and not a ton of guaranteed money

The Meiz said...

Shields also got a $12.5m signing bonus

Brooklon Baby said...

Mike Johnson to Bucs huge deal

Brooklon Baby said...

That gtees revis gone. Which we all knew.

Revis back to Jets. Rex pushing.....

Jugdish said...

it's all because of the crappiness of the mighty wings


haven't tried those yet

The Meiz said...

I don't know who Mike Johnson is.

Brooklon Baby said...

Pass rusher. Bengals.

Brooklon Baby said...

McDonald's experienced same store sale drop in U.S. mainly due to the fact people are not spending money. Still economic downturn despite what garbage the Fed is feeding the news outlets. Also. Shitty winter.

Global sales actually increased and franchises are being told to stick to less is more with menu options.

They have pushed too many items on franchisees which slowed cervix* and hampered sales. Price point for mighty wings was too high. You will noticed they adjusted.

Now do your part and go get a Big Mac and shamrock shake.

Jugdish said...

had a shamrock shake the other day...not as minty as I would have liked.

The Meiz said...

Mighty Wings are going to be moved down to 5 for $3. Still too much for shitty McDonalds wings. I can get wings or drumsticks for $1.99/lb at the local grocery store.

tem said...

I dislike shamrock shakes

The Meiz said...

"had a shamrock shake the other day...not as minty as I would have liked."


There are people who swear a Shamrock shake is just a green vanilla shake. They say the green coloring is a placebo.

The Meiz said...

"I dislike shamrock shakes"

This is getting towards Keith hating fireworks territory.

Jugdish said...

There are people who swear a Shamrock shake is just a green vanilla shake. They say the green coloring is a placebo.


I can see that.

Keef said...

Nerve had a shamrock shake, but I'm not a yahuge fan of mint ice cream

Jugdish said...

I like mint m&ms a great deal

Keef said...

nerve had mint m&ms

Keef said...

Paging Dr. Jobe. Dr. Jobe. Kris Medlen is here to see you

Keef said...

Dr. Jobe? Has anyone seen Dr. Jobe?

Keef said...

Oh, he's sleeping in his office

Keef said...

too soon

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

face

The Meiz said...

Dong

The Meiz said...

A pizza buffet would be awesome. I miss Shakey's.

Keef said...

Whatta gotta pizza hut?

Brooklon Baby said...

Whatta only have five dollars to eat

Jugdish said...

we have this, this and this for pizza buffets in our area

Jugdish said...

and cicis

The Meiz said...

"Whatta gotta pizza hut?"

De don't have dine-in Pizza Huts anymore. And our Pizza Hut only ran the buffet M-F during lunch.

The Meiz said...

"we have this, this and this for pizza buffets in our area"

Texas is amazing.

Keef said...

Not to go all LP here, but Peter Piper Pizza is the fucking worst pizza on earth

Keef said...

And our Pizza Hut only ran the buffet M-F during lunch.



I think that's how most are. When I worked there in hike school, I think we had a buffet on Tuesday nights, too.

The Meiz said...

"Not to go all LP here, but Peter Piper Pizza is the fucking worst pizza on earth"

It even looks awful on the website

The Meiz said...

Double Dave's looks wonderful.

Brooklon Baby said...

Sounds gay

tem said...

we have pizza hut buffets but they are terrible around here.

they don't even effort.

they are constantly empty then they bring out 1 pie for like 8 people.

Keef said...

It even looks awful on the website



It's mainly for kids. Tons of games & shit. The pizza is an afterthought

tem said...

I've been told there is a new one up north called block O pizza, but it is about 25 minutes from work, so not really a lunch option for me.

tem said...

a couple places offer what they call pizza buffets, but I don't consider two pizzas, a bowl of lettuce and some pasta noodles with a bucket of sauce a pizza buffet.

tem said...

we have a chuck e cheese near my house, maybe it has a buffet.

I always forget about ol chuck

Keef said...

Does Donatos have buffet?

tem said...

none that I know of

Keef said...

Is this the man who wrecked the buffet at the Harrow club this morning?

tem said...

it be suite if they did

Keef said...

Donatos is grate. I wish they had them here

tem said...

"Is this the man who wrecked the buffet at the Harrow club this morning? "

::pizza stare::

Keef said...

::pizza stare::



It's from a movie. I didn't think you'd get it

Keef said...

Axel Foley

Jugdish said...

Not to go all LP here, but Peter Piper Pizza is the fucking worst pizza on earth


I didn't say it was good, just said its here. I think ive eaten there once.

double daves is good...really good pepperoni rolls there

Jugdish said...

a place called Brooklyn Phil's Italiano just opened up near the base...sounds authentico!

Brooklon Baby said...

Jesus

tem said...

"Axel Foley"

ha. seen the movie obviously, but the quote did not ring a bell.

H said...

Re: Rich Peverley

His heart actually stopped. They had to defib him in the tunnel behind the bench. Both teams were shaken up and didn't want to continue. Not an overreaction imo.

tem said...

total overreaction.

I guess nobody was shaken up when literally 100s of football players got carted off the field, some of which who were instantly paralyzed and never walked again.




Blue said...

of course H says that, he didn't even make the switch to .com because of his grandma's funeral

he's too close to the situation

he's shook

(s)

Brooklon Baby said...

Pray for me qms my family

tem said...

maybe next time they do a kiss cam and a dude gets denied all the players will feel bad for him and not want to play.

better postpone the game, loser mcloser got denied on kiss cam.

tem said...

timmy: man did you see that guy get denied on kiss cam?

brutus: yeah, that's messed up, I don't know if I can play anymore.

timmy: maybe they'll stop the game.

brutus: maybe they will.

timmy: I asked the ref he said stop being a pussy. I'm scared b.

brutus: it's ok timmy.

timmy: hold me B. hold me.

Keef said...

His heart actually stopped.



Then it started again.

Keef said...

I guess nobody was shaken up when literally 100s of football players got carted off the field, some of which who were instantly paralyzed and never walked again.



I'm sure they were shaken up. Then they got over it.

Brooklon Baby said...

I agree.

Brooklon Baby said...

With tem

Brooklon Baby said...

LEMME TAKE A SELFIE

Keef said...

Me & tem went to TK last week and saw a girl with 4 tits

Blue said...

was she a cat?

Keef said...

No, she was an indian. Call center

The Meiz said...

What the hell is TK?

Keef said...

tilted kilt

Jugdish said...

Bears sign Lamarr Houston

Keef said...

who

Jugdish said...

Lamarr Houston

Keef said...

oh

Blue said...

tampa is very active in the free agent market

means they'll suck, like the redskins always do

tem said...

tampa needs all new players for the new schemes the new coach will run.

tem said...

tampa gonna sign vick I bet.

Jugdish said...

Sources: Fins add Albert, Mitchell



just in time for the start of mlb


/Lp

Jugdish said...

tampa gonna sign vick I bet.


tem gonna get a jersey I bet

Jugdish said...

The Detroit Lions are looking for help at wide receiver this offseason, and it appears that they are targeting Seattle Seahawks free agent Golden Tate.

tem said...

lions gonna get steve smith.

and I won't buy a vick jersey.

i'll be buying a david jersey though.

Keef said...

They're looking for help at owner this offseason, too

Jugdish said...

gabbert traded to sf

tem said...

too soon keith

Keef said...

fuck

Blue said...

"i'll be buying a david jersey though"

a who?

Keef said...

David

tem said...

he's their good LB.

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

What should Knicks name new D-League team?




pants

tem said...

where is the team?

Blue said...

in my pants

Keef said...

Sounds gay

tem said...

Then the tiny tots is a good name

Blue said...

oh, I've got big ballz

The Meiz said...

Obama Between Two Ferns was wonderful.

The Meiz said...

Yay UWM

Brooklon Baby said...

Ha. Martin can't handle a locker room but he's gonna handle that maniac Harbaugh? Ha.

Jugdish said...

Twas his college coach...

The Meiz said...

Thought you gave up the facebook for Lent again, my boy.

Jugdish said...

I didnt do anything for lent this year. Its still deleted off my phone though.

Jugdish said...

wall

H said...

Blah

H said...

22 y/o leaves for Florida today. She dropped the L word on me yesterday. Yikes!

Jugdish said...

are you moving to FL?

Jugdish said...

i had a maple frosted donut with bacon on it for breakfast this morning, it was delicious



#hello200lbs

Jugdish said...

blue

Jugdish said...

tyler and kod

The Meiz said...

Donuts with bacon on them don't have my attention. Doesn't seem right to me.

Jugdish said...

its the maple that brings them together

tem said...

" She dropped the L word on me yesterday"

Leaving?

tem said...

Laundry?

tem said...

explosion in NYC.

pray for el pad.

Jugdish said...

Large

/elevator guy

Jugdish said...

s

The Meiz said...

I think H is one of those that overvalues the word Love. Nay, I know H overvalues it.

Jugdish said...

I think it would depend on the context

The Meiz said...

Right, but I'd find it hard to believe this chick is genuinely in love with some dude that just banging her to bang her.

Maybe I think people are smarter than they really are.

Blue said...

high speed car chase this morning.

ended right by my house on the way to work.

if I'd have been 5 minutes faster out the door, would have been right in the middle of the melee

pray for me and my family

Blue said...

not sure I'm a huge fan of the aqib talib signing...hurt too much

would like to see Demarcus Ware though, even if he's an injury question mark too.

The Meiz said...

Packers might make a push for Ware, too.

H said...

"Right, but I'd find it hard to believe this chick is genuinely in love with some dude that just banging her to bang her.

Maybe I think people are smarter than they really are"

She said she fell in love with me. Verbatim. That's hard to misinterpret, son.

Keef said...

"the L word" cracks me up

Keef said...

You should do the long distance relationship thing



S

Jugdish said...

She said she fell in love with me. Verbatim. That's hard to misinterpret, son.


then H used an L word of his own...Latah!

The Meiz said...

"She said she fell in love with me. Verbatim. That's hard to misinterpret, son."

Unfortunate.

The Meiz said...

""the L word" cracks me up"

Also.

H said...

Yes, that word freaks me out after only 3 weeks. Sue me.

Blue said...

"She said she fell in love with me. Verbatim. That's hard to misinterpret, son."

you were trying to hard

Keef said...

You misinterpreted. She said she's falling for LOV

The Meiz said...

I'm already fighting the sandman today

tem said...

does h love her back?

Jugdish said...

when she said it, did you say "thank you"?

Blue said...

there's a lot of H to love

/elevator guy

Keef said...

He probably loved on her lower back

Keef said...



Why? She's 22, you're what 33, 34? And she's moving 1500 miles away.

Keef said...

Oops forgot to cnp

Yes, that word freaks me out after only 3 weeks. Sue me.

Keef said...

bgas1 dropped the L word on me when I dropped her off at school this morning

Jugdish said...

aitch after getting the L bomb dropped on him

The Meiz said...

Bosslady is wearing a keyhole top today. Killing me.

Jugdish said...

I didn't know what that was until google told me

The Meiz said...

It wouldn't be an issue if she was fug.

Keef said...

Sue me.



What are we gonna sue you for? Shares of your pyramid scheme?

The Meiz said...

Hey-ooo

Keef said...

If I win $1 billion from Buffet for the perfect bracket, I'll give a million to mize, LP, blue, tem, TP, H, & jug

H said...

"does h love her back?"

No sir

Jugdish said...

same deal from me...maybe ill do more than one bracket this year

The Meiz said...

Crap. Forgot about the Buffett thing. I guess I have to fill out a bracket.

Jugdish said...

A man who spent nearly 26 years on death row in Louisiana walked free of prison Tuesday, hours after a judge approved the state's motion to vacate the man's murder conviction in the 1983 killing of a jeweler.

A Louisiana law entitles those who have served time but are later exonerated to receive compensation. It calls for payments of $25,000 per year of wrongful incarceration up to a maximum of $250,000, plus up to $80,000 for loss of "life opportunities."


seems low

/jug

H said...

"when she said it, did you say "thank you""

I told her she's a good kid, but I don't feel as strongly.

H said...

"Why? She's 22, you're what 33, 34? And she's moving 1500 miles away."

I'm just saying in general.

Jugdish said...

I told her she's a good kid



good game!

H said...

"aitch after getting the L bomb dropped on him"

Haha something like that

Keef said...

Which trailer park is she moving to? I'll look her up?


/LP

H said...

I am gonna miss banging her. She was good.

Keef said...

fmh: I love you, H

H: I love...fucking you

Jugdish said...

I love lamp.

Jugdish said...

ware 3 year deal with broncos

Jugdish said...

McCown signs with bucs...booo!

tem said...

you have to sign up for all sorts of shit to get into the buffet bracket.

Jugdish said...

he won't just take our word for it?

tem said...

I won't give yahoo my phone number so I can't enter.

tem said...

i'll be pissed if my bracket is perfect.

tem said...

broncos are all in on this season.

tem said...

anything less than a super bowl win is a failure.

Keef said...

Tem's phone # is sacred. He only gives that out to people on the internets that he never met

tem said...

exactly

Blue said...

i'll enter your bracket for you tem

I've got your #

tem said...

I broke down and gave them my #.

they send you an activation code, so you typing in my # wouldn't have done you much good.

Blue said...

they would have sent you an activation code

Blue said...

broncos paid a lot for talib and ware

I was on board for ware for like $5m, not $10/year

I guess go all in the next 2 years.

tem said...

"they would have sent you an activation code"

which wouldn't have done you much good.

tem said...

warren B just called me. axed* if I knew LP. warren said he was smart little fella.

Keef said...

Yeah. His fake portfolio account is probably up into Buffet's net worth vicinity

Blue said...

it's amazing to me in the fake portfolio how EP is able to time the sale of shares right before they go down, but also know right before they pop and go up

he's got a knack that's for sure

Keef said...

GEMS

Keef said...

bold

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