Monday, March 03, 2014

travolta fucked up so bad

and it was glorious

165 comments:

Keef said...

Tem lives in ohio and he posts



I don't live in Ohio

H said...

Spiff is alive... sort of.

H said...

Hung out with this chick for the better part of Wednesday night through yesterday morning. She's moving to Florida in a few weeks. I'm kinda bummed cuz we really had fun. Oh well.

tem said...

buzzkill time:

if she wasn't moving she wouldn't have hung out with you that long. it was her final fling before leaving the area.

tem said...

well if she is moving in a few weeks it might be one of her final few flings.

tem said...

but you had fun, so that is better than most people's weekend.

Jugdish said...

tem...thoughts on new bucs unis?

tem said...

haven't seen the unis yet.

I liked the helmet well enough. liked the chrome facemask, although a buddy of mine pointed out that the facemask might kick off a lot of glare in the sun.

tem said...

ok, so I just looked at the unis.

I think they are arena football league unis.

i'll totally be buying one though.

tem said...

funny the facemask in the uniform pic isn't the chrome shiny facemask from the helmet unveiling.

Jugdish said...

Helmet was cool without chrome. I liked pewter unis better.

Jugdish said...

Maybe they decided against the chrome

tem said...

unis get a thumbs down from me.

Jugdish said...

Its my day to watch my boy and cmjug took the car seat to work by accident. I got a rare apology. I may write it on the calendar and see if she notices.

Jugdish said...

espn pits "los bulls" on their ticker...I find that odd

tem said...

it is Mexican week or whatever.

Jugdish said...

isnt it irish month or something like that?

tem said...

yeah Mexican week is in the middle of Irish month.

Blue said...

what did Travolta do? I watched last night but must have missed it?

did he not pay for the pizza?

Blue said...

oh he messed up some chick's name?

some chick nobody had ever heard of I guess

tem said...

one of those foreign chicks that nobody knew 1 yr ago and nobody will know 1 yr from now?

Blue said...

that's what I said about the black chick who won best supporting actress.

this is the last time you'll ever see her

Jugdish said...

Precious?

H said...

Thanks for the buzzkill, Tem.

Blue said...

hookups right before somebody leaves are never meaningful...c'mon

that's an easy out

H said...

She does have the greatest ass I've ever had the pleasure of grabbing, so there's that, too.

H said...

I didn't think it was meaningful. Relax on that.

tem said...

"Thanks for the buzzkill, Tem"

have to nip it now before it gets out of hand.

tem said...

"I didn't think it was meaningful. Relax on that. "

then why are you bummed?

Jugdish said...

have to nip it now before it gets out of hand.


nips are too dry for me

/mize

H said...

Cuz I would like to continue fucking her in a non-committed way.

Blue said...

"then why are you bummed?"

didn't you hear the story about how he passed out in Denny's?

Blue said...

"Cuz I would like to continue fucking her in a non-committed way"

so would I, but we both know that's not going to happen

H said...

No

/cmblue

H said...

We're hanging out again Wednesday and she's coming to my show on Friday, so we'll still have some fun.

Blue said...

I had a similar situation the last couple weeks of collitch.

hooked up with a chick a few times, liked her, she was pretty great...then I moved away.

it was simple

then found out one of my buddies started banging her a week or so after I left...so screw that chick

Keef said...

Chick in my class sitting next to me is named Shaquanna and she's from Atlanta.

Keef said...

It's weird that she's white


S

Keef said...

The two chicks from Denver aren't as cute in person. One of them has man hands.

Brooklon Baby said...

Man hands are the worse

The Meiz said...

Concussion day three has been the worst so far

Brooklon Baby said...

If you see a Dr you could have missed work you have insurance now

tem said...

dude sitting next to me in class is named kevin. he's from ohio or Arizona or something. is it weird he is black?

s

/Shaquanna

H said...

That sucks Meiz

tem said...

concussions suck. focusing on things is nearly impossible.

your brain just gives up after about 10 seconds of thought.

Blue said...

hopefully meiz doesnt' develop ALS

The Meiz said...

"your brain just gives up after about 10 seconds of thought."

^^^^^^^^

I've accomplished nothing so far today. Well, I did wind up buying nine fucking tickets to Outkast. I'm blaming our shitty dsl internet, but regretting nothing.

The Meiz said...

There is no way I could fathom playing football right now.

Blue said...

"Well, I did wind up buying nine fucking tickets to Outkast. I'm blaming our shitty dsl internet, but regretting nothing."

that's not an even number

H said...

I've nerve* has a concussion to my knowledge

The Meiz said...

It hurts

H said...

Summit IV: Outkast concert

Blue said...

I like that in the picture that broke twitter...that chick's brother decided to photobomb.

it's a bunch of famous people and her brother

Jugdish said...

Summit IV: Outkast concert

Id go but with mize rounding up the cost of the ticket I'm not sure I could afford it

Keef said...

Id go but with mize rounding up the cost of the ticket I'm not sure I could afford it




Friggin hilarity

Blue said...

meiz wouldn't want you there, you'd ruin what might be the best night of his life

tem said...

" Well, I did wind up buying nine fucking tickets to Outkast"

three tickets three times?

tem said...

maybe you can sell 6 for a profit.

by the by, I am still not going.

Blue said...

wait, what weekend is this?

The Meiz said...

"maybe you can sell 6 for a profit."

I'll sell the ones I don't use. Lawn tickets are already going for $90 a pop, my friend was saying.

Blue said...

jimmy buffet wants a $15/hour minimum wage?

talk about changes in latitudes changes in attitudes

Blue said...

march 3rd...officially NERDS jellybean time

Keef said...

Your face is a nerd jellybean

Blue said...

real original

tem said...

he should make more than minimum wage.

tem said...

also I wonder if he is leading by example and making sure all the employees at his restaurant and beer company make at least fifteen per hour

Blue said...

guess it was warren buffet

he has money to throw around

tem said...

same comments then

tem said...

good start.

tem said...

H, that handbag facebook post....the handbag will last 100s of years. you won't live to be 100s of years old. the handbag will last longer than your body.

Brooklon Baby said...

Warren Buffet does not want 15$ min wage. Said it would be great......but not feasable.

Which means unrealistic. Which democrats cannot fathom because they do not understand economics and how they relate to the job force.

Brooklon Baby said...

I was watching outside the lines at some point and Dylan McKay was interviewing people about Marge Schott.

When did he become a sports reporter?

Brooklon Baby said...

And why didn't he conduct the interview live from The Peach Pit?

tem said...

"Said it would be great......"



so he wants it, got it.

tem said...

"I was watching outside the lines...."

worst show ever. I turn that shit off immediately if it is on.

fuck outside the lines and fuck sports reporters.

sports reporters is a close 2nd to worst show ever. fucking old sports guys sitting around bitching about shit. fuck those old assholes.

Blue said...

can't stand mike lupica

tem said...

lupica, bob ryan, other jackwads, I hate them all.

tem said...

my buddy just got an email from the person who is guaranteed to win his ncaa bracket pool. the email reads:

"Matt,

I signed up for the bracket pick em but I can't figure out to make my picks. Can you show me how to make picks?"

Jugdish said...

autofill

Jugdish said...

this is a first

Brooklon Baby said...

I don't like sports reporters but outside the lines is a decent watch depending on subject matter.

The Meiz said...

I got the URL email last night

Keef said...

"Matt,

I signed up for the bracket pick em but I can't figure out to make my picks. Can you show me how to make picks?"




Name is spelt wrong

/zeke

Jugdish said...

we should have called zeke, "Mattt"

The Meiz said...

Per our records, your domain registration subscription for the domain lordzofvengeance.net has been suspended because of payment reasons. This domain will not renew on March 26, 2014 till the payment information is updated and auto-renew is set to ON.

If you do not update your payment information and enable auto-renew, your domain name registration will expire, your Google Apps account will no longer be associated with your domain name and you may lose all data associated with your Google Apps account.

In order to update your payment information and enable auto-renew, you can log in to your account.

Jugdish said...

is it associated with your google apps account?

Jugdish said...

I guess it is after reading closer

Jugdish said...

duh

Jugdish said...

whatta gotta pay pal account? if you pay it I can reimburse you (no rounding up)

Jugdish said...

just get rid of the blog

/aitch

The Meiz said...

I can't do it because I'm not an admin.

I don't want to do it because I don't want to.

The Meiz said...

https://admin.google.com/lordzofvengeance.net/accountchooser

Jugdish said...


The Meiz

andymeiller@gmail.com

Admin

Jugdish said...

hopefully the sixers validated parking for Iverson at his number retirement ceremony

tem said...

"I can't do it because I'm not an admin."

admin of what?

The Meiz said...

it tells me I do not have an associated account.

tem said...

same here.

I wonder what the hell you need to be an admin of.

Jugdish said...

remember when the .com addy went away and a frantic mize went on the warpath and made .net happen? that's the mize we need right now

tem said...

it's not the blogger admin thing. it is admin of something else.

Jugdish said...

your time to shine, mize

Blue said...

can't we all just get along?

Keef said...

If it ain't Outkast, it don't matter right now

Jugdish said...

I may have just purchased 9 domain names

/mize

The Meiz said...

I can't figure it out. I presume we're going to lose the domain again.

The Meiz said...

"If it ain't Outkast, it don't matter right now"

Keith knows

The Meiz said...

Seems to be something with google apps

Jugdish said...

escrow shortfall...booo!

tem said...

someone who paid before is probably the admin

Blue said...

mize made up the .net though right?

so he's gotta be the admin

Jugdish said...

maybe that was deluxe

The Meiz said...

I cancelled my account last year because I don't want to be responsible for it.

Blue said...

well ain't that a pickle

Jugdish said...

your google apps?

Jugdish said...

account

Jugdish said...

so this is how it ends...

The Meiz said...

All we have to do is let it expire and then somebody needs to start new.

Jugdish said...

.edu?

Blue said...

.au

The Meiz said...

.au

The Meiz said...

.com looks like it's available again

Keef said...

.org

Blue said...

.xxx

Blue said...

apparently the pizza delivery thing at the Oscars was real.

dude is a real pizza delivery guy and wasn't setup beforehand.

Blue said...

today is national grammar day

and national pancake day

keith is excited about one

Blue said...

rev is excited about the other

Brooklon Baby said...

I'll put the domain cost on Amex

Keef said...

I like pancakes

tem said...

rev loves grammar

Keef said...

Covered in cheese

Keef said...

We finished our re-fi 2 weeks ago, but yesterday our mortgage guy sent me an email because the lender needed a letter signed by cmk & I. So at the bottom of the letter it had a signature line for bolth of us. Below the signature line for me it read Kevin Saurin.

Blue said...

you make this stuff up

Keef said...

Dude I wish I did

Keef said...

I didn't notice it until cmk pointed it out to me

Keef said...

I'll forward you the email

H said...

I just bought lordzofvengeance.com. I'll switch it over on Monday. Everyone cool with that?

Blue said...

we should probably put that in a post

Jugdish said...

Everyone cool with that?


yes

Jugdish said...

WE'RE BACK!!!

Blue said...

maybe beth will come back now

Blue said...

CFO of apple is retiring.

I gotta get my resume updated

Keef said...

Summit 2014 tonight

The Meiz said...

Not sure it can be changed over before the url expires.

Blue said...

we can change it over whenever we want.

H said...

It can. I just want to wait a few days so word gets to everyone.

Brooklon Baby said...

Whatevs I'm so there lol

Jugdish said...

Mize can pay for .net and put s link on there to .com

tem said...

he can r pay for three years

The Meiz said...

I'm posting

The Meiz said...

I pay for nothing

tem said...

you paid for 9 outkast tickets

The Meiz said...

"you paid for 9 outkast tickets"

I stole them

Jugdish said...

Anyone have or know anyone who has a Sonos home speaker system?

The Meiz said...

I do not, but I'm always skeptical on high dollar speakers.

Jugdish said...

My brother is thinking of getting one. Never heard of it before today.

The Meiz said...

A soundbar or something else?

Jugdish said...

A soundbar and a couple of speakers for the living room, and a set of speakers for outside.

The Meiz said...

Oh jesus, I can't offer an opinion on that scale.

Jugdish said...

Solves the problem of having to run wires everywhere

The Meiz said...

Are they all wireless?

Jugdish said...

Yeah. I can see the benefit of the wireless living room and outdoor speakers. If you watch their promo video it shows speakers in the kitchen and bathroom if you want to expand...i dont need that.

Jugdish said...

I do want to get one of those little JBL pill type bluetooth speakers

The Meiz said...

My Logitech speaker is pretty awesome for the $35 I spent on it. Got it as returned stock at Walmart back in 2011. Retail on it was $60 or $65, IIRC.

Jugdish said...

Ive got some best buy credit burning a hole in my pocket.

Jugdish said...

Not a lot, maybe $45

Blue said...

I investigated the Sonos stuff when we finished our basement.

decided against it as it was quite spendy, and I think somebody will figure out a way to work the Bluetooth feature into multiple speakers.

fwiw, I have the little bose Bluetooth speaker, and it's awesome. I don't watch movies and stuff on it, but it's better than wiring speakers outside.

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