Monday, March 17, 2014

Erin Go Bragh-less

Happy "Let's Pretend We're Irish and Get Drunk" Day. It's the one day off the year that EP will acknowledge that's he's more Irish than Eye-talian.

I actually hate "drinking" holidays like St. Patrick's, Cinco de Mayo, etc. Most people can have fun and act normal, but there's always a small segment that has to get white girl wasted and act like fools. I get the whole wanting to get drunk thing, but not to that excess. Those morons usually end up spoiling the fun for everyone.

Denver and New England continued their arms race over the weekend. The edge still goes to Denver, but both teams have to be the preseason favorites to get back to the AFC championship game.

The Cheifs are pissed at Emmanuel Sanders. I'm guessing he DGAF. He ended up with the better team.

That's all I have right now. I might add more later, but I doubt it. Spiff is fired.

Oh, for your viewing pleasure, a song from my acoustic duo.

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tem said...

my buddy has his annual bracket thing all fucked up. somehow he started two leagues, so half of the people are signed up in one league and the other in the other league.

tem said...

good talk

tem said...

did H confess his love to the girl that went to florida?

when do you move?

Blue said...

he will today, after all the st.patrick's day drinking

Blue said...

but he's totally boycotting the parade

Blue said...

earthquake measuring 4.4 in whatever they measure them in, hit LA today

pray for Tyler and his family

Keef said...

my buddy has his annual bracket thing all fucked up. somehow he started two leagues, so half of the people are signed up in one league and the other in the other league.




Tell him you only bracket for a billion dollars

Keef said...

I was at a bah* watching UFC on Saturday night. My buddy & I started betting on all the fights during the pre-lims. We alternated fights, the first fight he made his pick, the 2nd fight I made my pick, and so on. $10 per fight. I went 8-0

tem said...

I think I filled out that bracket.

tem is going with florida for the win.

sorry tp.

Blue said...

I've spent 35 seconds looking at the brackets

already I have a better shot of winning than Tem

tem said...

twhnbs

Keef said...

sushi & sake bombs for lunch today

Keef said...

wall

ToddPacker said...

"I think I filled out that bracket.

tem is going with florida for the win.

sorry tp."


Florida will be lucky to make it to the suite 16

tem said...

good reverse jinx

Keef said...

TP is the king of the xnij

Blue said...

tp's reserve* xinj will cancel out the tem jinx?

Jugdish said...

TP is the king of the xnij


Ill probably never see Pearl Jam in concert again.

/Tp

Jugdish said...

TP is the king of the xnij


I cant wait for the next sink hole.

/Tp

Keef said...

Corky is gonna be the FU coach 4 life

/TP

Blue said...

tim tebow will never date my daughter

/tp

Jugdish said...

Guys, I figured out the domain problem. Starting next monday we will we

www.lordesofvengeance.com

/mize

Keef said...

Hilarity

ToddPacker said...

"Hilarity"

^^^^^^^^

The Meiz said...

Coconut prices are going up. 34 millions coconut trees were destroyed in a typhoon this weekend.

Blue said...

yes, but were the coconuts destroyed

Keef said...

Did you all watch my video?

/H

tem said...

I did not watch the video

tem said...

" 34 millions coconut trees were destroyed in a typhoon this weekend."

what if production was already up 50 million? this just means they are only up 16 million, so prices still go down.

The Meiz said...

"yes, but were the coconuts destroyed"

Valid question. I don't have the answer.

tem said...

were those trees actively harvested?

Keef said...

what if production was already up 50 million? this just means they are only up 16 million, so prices still go down.



Each tree only produces 1 coconut?

Keef said...

Sushi place had green sake today

tem said...

"Each tree only produces 1 coconut?"

maybe, I don't know. I am not a coconut scientist.

tem said...

someone (not me) should put a bracket challenge together so that 3 of us can enter

The Meiz said...

Not it

The Meiz said...

Working 2-6 is lame

The Meiz said...

We better hurry up & hire somebody.

Keef said...

4 hour day is pretty suite, though

The Meiz said...

We're supposed to be off on the Monday before working a Saturday doe.

Blue said...

not if you already worked 8 hours before that

The Meiz said...

No, you work 4 on Saturday, and just "skip" Your lunch breaks Tu-F.

Keef said...

Labor laws probably don't encourage companies to have their employees skip lunch breaks

Keef said...


Carmelo Anthony said he would be willing to change his game in Phil Jackson's regime if it meant winning a championship.
"I'm willing to do whatever," Anthony said after practice Monday. "As long as it's gonna put me in a position to win, I'm willing to do whatever. I'm not sold or stuck on my play."




Hahahahahahahaha he thinks we're all fools

Brooklon Baby said...

Wife watching dancing with stars. Erin Andrews co hosting looking tight

The Meiz said...

"Labor laws probably don't encourage companies to have their employees skip lunch breaks"

Don't know what you're talking about. I take an hour break for every 8 hour day.

Jugdish said...

Wife watching dancing with stars. Erin Andrews co hosting looking tight


You can say you're watching it too.

Keef said...

You said you "skip" your lunch break.

Jugdish said...

The Colts released a statement Monday afternoon, saying that the organization supports Irsay.

"The club continues to fully support Mr. Irsay but must refrain from commenting further at least until formal charges have been filed," the statement read.



do you think he issued that statement?

Jugdish said...

poo cake

Brooklon Baby said...

Nah me no watch that shit just came in to try some stuff. Got the finger wag. Went back to other TV.

Jugdish said...

I watched the opener with cmjug last night. I try and pick out which couples will end up hooking up during the season.

Keef said...

Nah me no watch that shit just came in to try some stuff. Got the finger wag. Went back to other TV.


LP is the best.

Jugdish said...

its time to come clean; 5 years ago I did watch dancing with the stars with my wife

/Lp in 5 years

tem said...

i watched one episode once.

it had some rapper on it, lil someone maybe. and kirstie alley?

Jugdish said...

and kirstie alley?



that was when they had weight classes


s

tem said...

other than that 1 episode I've seen maybe 20 minutes total.

I saw the karate kid dance.

tem said...

I remember there is a chick judge and old judge and a gay judge.

tem said...

and the old guy might be gay too.

Blue said...

""I'm willing to do whatever," Anthony said after practice Monday. "As long as it's gonna put me in a position to win, I'm willing to do whatever. I'm not sold or stuck on my play.""

you notice he doesn't say- help "us" win, he doesn't care about other guys, he just wants to win

The Meiz said...

Somebody we sent to collections mailed our credit department actual shit with their payment.

Needless to say, credit rep x is freaked out.

The Meiz said...

This account has been in bad debt status with us for 7 years. Seven.

Brooklon Baby said...

Leave Melo alone he's awesome

Keef said...

I was walking into the lobby of our building this morning and there were 2 large marges walking out with a cigarette in one hand and coffee in the other. They were about 10 feet away, so I stood there and held the door open. They both went through and didn't say a word, so I said "No problem, you're welcome". One of them turned around and said "what?" I said "you're welcome. For getting the door". They both gave me a ::Fernet Branca::

Blue said...

lucky they didn't eat you

Keef said...

I am lucky

tem said...

or sit on you

Jugdish said...

Somebody we sent to collections mailed our credit department actual shit with their payment.



gross! like a whole turd, or just smeared it on their check? I imagine they could get in trouble.

The Meiz said...

"gross! like a whole turd, or just smeared it on their check? I imagine they could get in trouble."

Smeared on the bill.

Jugdish said...

its so annoying when companies want to be paid on time


s

Blue said...

they could have sent them a poo cake

Jugdish said...

I ordered poo checks from my bank

/poo mailer

tem said...

it happens

H said...

Did you guys watch my video???

S

Jugdish said...

TP is the king of the xnij


ill hope I get some poo in the mail.

/Tp

Jugdish said...

i

Jugdish said...

not ill

tem said...

I still have not watched the video but I totally will one day.

Brooklon Baby said...

Exactly why I don't hold doors.

Jugdish said...

mize, get your credit department some of these

tem said...

I listened to the video.

sounded good. I didn't like the song.

Keef said...

Exactly why I don't hold doors



It's because you're a NYer and NYers DGAF about anyone else but theyselves*

Blue said...

they care about malaysians

Blue said...

dats asses

tem said...

still mind bottled over that plane

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

nice wall

Keef said...

still mind bottled over that plane



It's in Iran

Keef said...

wall

H said...

Made some bison stew for dinner tonight. Came out fantastic.

H said...

AAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDD, I served it over rice.

Jugdish said...

spiced up too?

The Meiz said...

I don't like stew. It's the crummy cut of meat that kills it for me.

Keef said...

The fat. Got it

The Meiz said...

Stew meat is tough, and stringy. I don't like it.

The Meiz said...

I rock with beef strokin' off doe.

The Meiz said...

Loudmouthed New Yorker vs an Arizonan

Keef said...

We are having stroganoff tomorrow. NS
But with ground beef

Jugdish said...

I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper, it does just fine by itself.

ToddPacker said...

"I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper, it does just fine by itself."

as long as it's with real tomato ketchup

H said...

"UStew meat is tough, and stringy. I don't like it."

I let it simmer for about two hours. It was nice and tender honestly.

H said...

"The fat. Got it"

Bison is naturally very lean. Barely any fat on the meat.

tem said...

"I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper, it does just fine by itself"

the hamburger does?

I don't think I have ever just had a bowl of hamburger or a hamburger with no bun or anything.

hamburger by itself isn't good. it needs help.

tem said...

we have stew a lot, use the croc pot and cook it all day. it is really tender by the time we get home, but the cut of meat isn't great.

of course it is like eight bucks so you get what you pay for.

Jugdish said...

hamburger by itself isn't good. it needs help.



your face needs help

tem said...

that's mean

The Meiz said...

"Made some bison stew for dinner tonight"

We call that buffalo.

H said...

Yes, but when you say buffalo stew, people think it is some type of buffalo chicken dish.

The Meiz said...

Maybe by you, but not here.

tem said...

in north Dakota they call it bizon.

they say it with a Z

Blue said...

we call it buffalo here

and yes there is a lot of confusion

is the buffalo burger made with buffalo meat, or is it a hamburger with frank's red hot sauce on it...or both

it can be both

Keef said...

Tem has never seen Vacation. Shocking

The Meiz said...

I got confusion confirmation from my 2 coworkers.

Middle-aged woman went with Buffalo/bison

27-28 year old dude went Buffalo, NY

The Meiz said...

"Tem has never seen Vacation. Shocking"


Unacceptable.

tem said...

I've seen it, like 25 years ago.

I don't remember quotes from it.

tem said...

I'm like Kelly bundy, I only have so much room in my brain for information.

vacation quotes have been replaced with Anchorman quotes.

tem said...

how you guys remember shit from movies that are 30 years old astounds me.

tem said...

I honestly don't even know who dropped a vacation reference.

Jugdish said...

how you guys remember shit from movies that are 30 years old astounds me.



ive seen it many times over the last 30 years

Jugdish said...

vacation quotes have been replaced with Anchorman quotes.


has anything replaced grease 2 quotes?

tem said...

no

Keef said...

how you guys remember shit from movies that are 30 years old astounds me.



You watch good movies more than once

The Meiz said...

"You watch good movies more than once"

Tem does not. Maybe he didn't think much of Vacation.

Keef said...

Maybe he didn't think much of Vacation.



Then he has issues


S

Jugdish said...

Maybe he didn't think much of Vacation.



maybe he did

Blue said...

"Then he has issues"

than

Blue said...

(S)

The Meiz said...

when are we going to get the official LP Belle Knox review?

H said...

So today is the anniversary of Randy Rhoads' death. For those of you who don't know, he was Ozzy's guitarist for a short, but very influential amount of time. Most notably, he played the guitar on the song Crazy Train. He died in a plane crash when the pilot of a small plane he was in tried to buzz the tour bus and ended up clipping it.

So my friend posts today in remembrance of Rhoads and choose the Ozzy song Flying High Again. I post a comment "apparently he wasn't flying high enough."

I've gotten a couple angry messages... haha

The Meiz said...

Quality stuff

Blue said...

"when are we going to get the official LP Belle Knox review?"

I watched one of her vids..it wasn't that great

Blue said...

I've got a question for H.

why are musicians so interested in anniversary of random deaths?

you don't see this in any other walk of life....

I never see a "today is the 7th anniversary of Jim Henson's death" post.

Blue said...

I'm sure puppeteers all over the world were sad when he died

Blue said...

"The first of three brand new, highly-anticipated Star Wars installments will be set 30 years after Episode VI: Return of the Jedi."

because all of the actors are old now

tem said...

I don't often watch movies more than once.

i'll watch it once and then watch pieces of them if they are on TNT or TBS or whatever.

but I rarely put a dvd in of a movie I already watched once.

which come to think of it means I am pretty dumb for even buying dvds. $15+ and I watch them once.

The Meiz said...

I don't buy a DVD if it costs more than $7. Haven't bought one for myself in a solid 2 years. And now, one of my buddies burns copies. So there's that, too.

H said...

"why are musicians so interested in anniversary of random deaths?"

I honestly have no idea. It kinda baffles me, and I've mentioned that here before (i.e. Dimebag Darrell). The only thing I can kind of understand is if it someone who truly inspired or influenced you. I mean, in most walks of life, you aren't inspired to do it in the same manner as with music. You may have been influenced by a few people along the way, and when those people pass you'll mourn and be reminded of them on the anniversaries of their passing. With music, the influences are public figures, and though you probably never met the person in question, they've still had a tremendous impact on your life as a musician. And because they're public figures, people know who they are when you pay your respects publicly, as opposed to Blue saying today is the anniversary my old boss' death or whatever.

H said...

But in principle I agree that it gets a little silly. Same thing when people get all worked up when an actor dies. It's basic celebrity worship.

H said...

"I don't buy a DVD if it costs more than $7."

Shocking.

Blue said...

I couldn't tell you the anniversary of my grandparents deaths and they had way more influence on me than any celebrity

tem said...

I know the day my dad died.

I don't think I know the date of death for anyone else.

Keef said...

Fucking musicians

H said...

I've already admitted it's strange.

Blue said...

like your face

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

Fucking musicians

Jugdish said...

wall

H said...

Wall

Jugdish said...

this missing jet stuff is mind bottling

/tem

Blue said...

WALL

H said...

Big day

Blue said...

everyone is filling out their LOV bracket

Jugdish said...

I didn't do a bracket this year

Blue said...

did bbjug?

Blue said...

I have virgina* winning it all

Jugdish said...

did bbjug?


he didn't either

Keef said...

Billion dollar bracket was due at 10pm PST last night

Blue said...

I didn't get in on it

Keef said...

Rich people problems

Keef said...

Speaking of, I have an interview this afternoon with a company that insures the affluent

Brooklon Baby said...

Belle Knox review.

3 dongs
(Scale of 0-5)

I dong alone due to publicity. So she isn't that great.

Blue said...

DAYTON

Keef said...

What does that even mean

Keef said...

I picked Dayton to go to the suite 16

Ns

Blue said...

xinjer

Blue said...

you're no TP

Brooklon Baby said...

Nfw way mich st wins the whole thing. Too many "experts" picking them.

Louisville will be in final four. Just based on how pissed Pitino is. He got that Col. Jessup skullfuck you face going on because of his seed and he has to rout his bff in round one.

Brooklon Baby said...

Baylor will knock out Arizona.

Blue said...

Baylor isn't getting out of the first round

Blue said...

I've seen too many brackets that had:
Michigan State
Louisville
Florida
Arizona

I'm guessing 3 of those 4 don't end up there

Blue said...

I went with too much chalk in the first round, but whatever

Brooklon Baby said...

Chapman got punched in the face wif a beisbol. Retaliation for white face?

Blue said...

ohio state has a terrorist looking dude

Brooklon Baby said...

Agree blue not the year to go chalk. Seems like alot teams are in the mix for this one.

Blue said...

ohio state dude probably knows what happened to the plane

Keef said...

I didn't know tosu was playing until blue's comment. Now I'm watching it on my phone and not getting work done. Thanks blue

Jugdish said...

Speaking of, I have an interview this afternoon with a company that insures the affluent


keef will be like reuben feffer

Blue said...

maybe he can meet polly

Blue said...

polly prince

Blue said...

too bad Sandy died of a heroin overdose

Jugdish said...

how do you guys remember movie characters from years ago?

/tem

Brooklon Baby said...

Yeah keef already has the colon problems like reuben

Brooklon Baby said...

RAINDROPS

Blue said...

badgers struggling too

Blue said...

badgers will come back though, still early

Keef said...

'murrrican!

Keef said...

keef will be like reuben feffer


Ha! Still claims thoufh

Blue said...

Wisconsin plays so slow, hard for them to run away from teams

Jugdish said...

nothing wrong with taking it slow

/jug

The Meiz said...

"Speaking of, I have an interview this afternoon with a company that insures the affluent"

Keith is restless.

The Meiz said...

That being said, I did apply for the customer service supervisor position last night.

Bosslady said nobody had applied as of Tuesday & shit.

Blue said...

did you rub poo all over your resume

Jugdish said...

ha

Jugdish said...

that would be a good Sysco inside joke

The Meiz said...

"did you rub poo all over your resume"

Not sure how to poo-rub things digitally.

Keef said...

Keith is restless


This job is still with another company under Natiowide's umbrella. I love my job. I'm frustrated now because I got promoted last July and they still haven't given me my pay raise. And this other job would raise my salary by 50%.

The Meiz said...

Welcome to the club

and

Wow

Yeah, go for that job for sure.

Blue said...

CU getting skunked

Blue said...

fucking Dayton guy misses both FTs with about a minute left in a tie game

loser

Blue said...

tosu fouls dude shooting a 3

not a good move

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