Monday, March 31, 2014

Despite Popular Opinion...

...I actually hate drama.

Opening Day for MLB. Remember when we used to get preview posts? That was fun. F'ing slackers. So who ya got?

Bruins keep winning. I'm cool with it. I know, I know. No one cares about hockey. Well I do, so there.

Where does DeSean Jackson land? Media says he has gang ties. He of course says he doesn't. Heard New England is among the 9 teams who have inquired. I'd love to see him here, but I think after the Hernandez situation, they stay away from him. Thoughts?


156 comments:

tem said...

Oakland or Cleveland for Desean.

tem said...

preview posts are so last year, screw those things

tem said...

and I will open the can of worms....if you hate drama so much why are all your facebook posts about drama? it just breeds more drama.

its like saying you hate children then getting lots of girls pregnant.

wear a condom.

H said...

I think you need to hire a new reader.

Blue said...

H's nickname in the hood is "TBS"

Blue said...

my money for desean jax is the JETS.

they have the cap space, they have Vick.

would make sense

Jugdish said...

they have the cap space, they have Vick.



same gang?



s

tem said...

"I think you need to hire a new reader."

negative ghost rider

tem said...

that three the UK kid hit was balls

Blue said...

yep, Kentucky seems to have figured it out

tem said...

Wisconsin won't give up the rebounds as easily as Michigan did, but UK should handle them easily.

H said...

"negative ghost rider"

If all you're getting is dramatic posts, then your reader is cherry picking

Blue said...

Kentucky has won like 10 straight NCAA tournament games...since they didn't make the tourney last year, and won the year before

Brooklon Baby said...

Nats
Reds
Dodgers
Two wc's - pirates, giants

Al
Bmore
Detroit
Angels
Wc's - royals, yanks

Detroit finally wins and leyland rides off into sunset. Tigers over Dodgers.

Brooklon Baby said...

*regrets not

Brooklon Baby said...

Fucking phone

Brooklon Baby said...

The raid 2 gets killer reviews but no one knows raid 1 happened

Brooklon Baby said...

Baseball

Brooklon Baby said...

Jets not interested in improving thier team

The Meiz said...

Fucking Scootie Toot is starting today. Fuck that guy.

tem said...

pirates will be sub 500

Brooklon Baby said...

Hate when men respond via text or OCS at work with "K" instead of OK.

tem said...

we have a dude that responds "kay"

it isn't even less letters. I think he is really 13 and female.


also he starts emails with "hey gang" or "folks"

Keef said...

and I will open the can of worms....if you hate drama so much why are all your facebook posts about drama? it just breeds more drama.




Ha. Reminds me of the shit with cmk & her sisters. Every time they are together, all they do is talk about all the drama going on with their friends and whatnot. I'll make a comment about how much they all love the drama and they'll all get pissed at me because they claim they hate the drama.

Keef said...

My SP on my $FMLB team are Kershaw, Darvis, Wainwright, Lester, G. Gonzalez, Latos, Cingrani

Keef said...

I swear to God this isn't a xnij, but there is no way the Reds are winning the NL Central. I won't say they won't make the playoffs, but they aren't good enough to win the Central. Cards are winning that shit again.

tem said...

so north korea shot south korea water and so south korea responded by shooting some shells into north korea water?

1) that'll show them, fuck your water. I'm gonna shoot your ocean.

2) fucking pools

tem said...

Kershaw, Darvis, Wainwright, Lester, G. Gonzalez, Latos, Cingrani


never heard of cingrani. assume darvis is darvish, is he hurt bad?

seems solid though as a SP lineup.

tem said...

"When asked what South Korea fired back at, the defense spokesman said, "We are not shooting at North Korea, just shooting into the sea.""


fuck you and your sea.

Keef said...

never heard of cingrani. assume darvis is darvish, is he hurt bad?



Cingrani is 2nd year for Reds. No more Dusty means he might get a fair shake. Darvish is sposed* to be back in the next week or so. Same with Kershaw

tem said...

Kershaw has some good tunes.

jug knows.

Keef said...

no such thing

Keef said...

U.S. pinger locator heads to search zone
It will take the ship, the Ocean Shield, three days just to get to the search zone



Maybe should have sent that thing to the region before today so they aren't wasting 3 days to get it there.

Brooklon Baby said...

Andrew Brown hello!

H said...

Wall

tem said...

"Maybe should have sent that thing to the region before today so they aren't wasting 3 days to get it there."


that'd been smat*

Keef said...

Fucking Bobby Parnell

Keef said...

Mama always tolt* me nerve* to draft any Mess for my FMLB team. But did I listen? Nooooooooo

H said...

SIZEMORE!!!!

Keef said...

Hurt again?

Brooklon Baby said...

Hahahaha Parnell is trash

Keef said...

Thanks for the heads up

The Meiz said...

162-0, here we come!

Keef said...

Bet? I'll give you 2 billion to 1 odds

The Meiz said...

Hmmm, those are good odds.

tem said...

Probably worth the dollar to take that

Brooklon Baby said...

I bowed out of fantasy baseball this year. Too much maintenance. Last year I forgot to set lineups all the time. Even with an alarm on my phone.

Brooklon Baby said...

IEveryone else buys the croissants from Costco and eats them in 2 days right?

tem said...

don't know where a Costco is. /tem

Blue said...

we buy them, but don't eat them in 2 days

Brooklon Baby said...

Two are gone as soon as I open them

Keef said...

April fools

Keef said...

ANAHEIM, Calif. -- Los Angeles Angels hitting coach Don Baylor broke his right leg while catching Vladimir Guerrero's ceremonial first pitch Monday night.



catching is dangerous

Keef said...

Preach on!

/kod

Brooklon Baby said...

Flatizza.

Seriously?

Blue said...

"ANAHEIM, Calif. -- Los Angeles Angels hitting coach Don Baylor broke his right leg while catching Vladimir Guerrero's ceremonial first pitch Monday night."

apparently he's got some bone cancer issues in the past, and now they're afraid it's back if his leg was that weak.

Blue said...

"Flatizza. "

authentic

Keef said...

::floor slap:: is coming to Marquette

tem said...

great, more coach names I can't spell.

Brooklon Baby said...

I feel your pain

/LP

The Meiz said...

Fuck Marquette

Keef said...

Sconnie/FU final is on deck

The Meiz said...

I hope so

The Meiz said...

I hope Kentucky plays that Baylor zone. That was fun.

Keef said...

FU will lose by 200

/Todd

Keef said...

I didn't get that other job. Woe

tem said...

you get the raise for the promotion you got 4 months ago yet?

Keef said...

Fucking 8 months ago.
And I talked to our director last week and he gave me $7k of the $12k effective next paycheck. He said rest won't be til end of the year

Keef said...

Tiger gonna miss the masters

tem said...

tiger shit blew up sportscenter while I was at lunch.

tem said...

"And I talked to our director last week and he gave me $7k of the $12k effective next paycheck. He said rest won't be til end of the year"

does that mean it will be 20+ months before you get the full raise?

The Meiz said...

I talked to bosslady about the raise I was supposed to get 6 months ago. She told me it probably won't happen, but would bring it up with the CFO & President. Makes me want to quit.

The Meiz said...

There's cheese pie in the the break room, by the way.

Keef said...

Cheesecake is your bonus

Keef said...

does that mean it will be 20+ months before you get the full raise?


Essentially

tem said...

" She told me it probably won't happen, but would bring it up with the CFO & President"


yeah this means no.

tem said...

"Essentially"

that sucks

tem said...

at least you got 7 of 12. meiz ain't getting anything soon it sounds like.

Brooklon Baby said...

Sounds like your raise is in fish fry's and cheesepie

Brooklon Baby said...

Meiz you don't have one of these gm pieces of shit right? Cobalt?

Keef said...

Aveo

Keef said...

meiz ain't getting anything soon it sounds like.


Special case, my ass

Jugdish said...

mize should play the race card




s

Jugdish said...

mize should play the race card




s

Brooklon Baby said...

I need a height raise

/LP

Brooklon Baby said...

Parnell ofy

Brooklon Baby said...

Tommy John

Keef said...

Fuckin A

Keef said...

He was sposed to get me through May until Chapman comes back

Jugdish said...

he was supposed get us through more than one game

/mess

Brooklon Baby said...

Should have consulted withme he was a mess all spring. Lost velocity.

Keef said...

We'll of course he was a mess all spring. He's been with them for a while

The Meiz said...

"Meiz you don't have one of these gm pieces of shit right?"

Nope. Good thing my car's Korean.

Blue said...

fucking Koreans

/lp

Blue said...

you car shoots at the ocean?

tem said...

fuck that ocean. it deserved it.

Blue said...

shoulda shot at the indian ocean...that fucking place sucks

Jugdish said...

shoulda shot at the indian ocean...that fucking place sucks


watch your mouth!

/kod

Keef said...

Wall

The Meiz said...

I get to actually watch Breer's baseball on TV tonight.

Jugdish said...

Random. ..I was not aware that cam neely played sea bass in dumb and dumber

H said...

I'm shocked that you know who Cam Neely is.

Jugdish said...

i played a lot of nhl 94 on sega

tem said...

cam neely is a pretty recognizable name.

The Meiz said...

I was going to post last night. I forgot.

The Meiz said...

Everybody knows who Cam Neely is.

H said...

You all hate hockey

Blue said...

I even know who cam neely is

Blue said...

hate is a strong word

don't actively follow is more precise

The Meiz said...

I don't like his music, but I know who the hell George Strait is.

Keef said...

I hate the red sux but I know who their players are

The Meiz said...

Lady in the corner needs to work on her attitude. So sick of these outbursts.

She had a sales rep on the phone, rep asks if the order she placed was allocated. The answer was no, because the account had gone inactive. The rep asks why the account was inactive, and after giving the answer, she slams her phone and screams "OH MY GOD, STOP FIGHTING WITH ME!"


Seriously sick of that shit.

Jugdish said...

I even know who cam neely is


he is sea bass

Jugdish said...

wall

H said...

Wall

tem said...

George Strait is the hockey equivalent of Gretzky not Neely.

Jugdish said...

tem knows

tem said...

not that meiz was saying he was.

it just needed said. because it is true.

Keef said...

Newly is more like David Allen
Coe

Keef said...

Uh, Neely

Keef said...

Segura isn't playing today. That's cute. Playing 2 games in a row is hard

The Meiz said...

In other news, the Brewers can't hit Aaron Harang.

The Meiz said...

"Segura isn't playing today. That's cute. Playing 2 games in a row is hard"

Welcome to RRR's Sunday Lineup.

Keef said...

Double no-no

Keef said...

Wall

Keef said...

I'm going to go get a concrete mixer from Culver's

The Meiz said...

Fucking Harang. And fire Ron Roenicke.

The Meiz said...

"H's nickname in the hood is "TBS""


H is very funny?

The Meiz said...

Blue: Casa Bonita, yay or nay?

Keef said...

Is that the place with the waterfalls? I went there as a kid. Good ambiance,
Bad food

Keef said...

Note to self: stay away from Ft Hood

tem said...

yeah, wtf ft. hood?

tem said...

"Missing a year, man found dead in home "


I guess they weren't looking for him that hard...

tem said...

"An Alaska man missing for more than a year was found dead in his home on Monday, according to Anchorage Police. The home had been occupied by renters for nearly a year, but they apparently had no idea the body was in the home, police said

Myren said McAlpine's ex-wife, Christine, detected a foul odor when she came to clean and show the apartment to potential new tenants."


how the fuck did the renters not smell him for a whole year?

Jugdish said...

he was frozen

tem said...

like the movie?

The Meiz said...

"Is that the place with the waterfalls? I went there as a kid. Good ambiance,
Bad food"


Yeah, it was on one of those Food Paradise shows last night.

The Meiz said...

They have cliff divers & shit, too.

The Meiz said...

HUNGRY

Keef said...

Let me take a selfie

Brooklon Baby said...

Great song

Keef said...

Wall

Keef said...

Fucker

tem said...

whatta ya think about that bizatch?

tem said...

overheard in the office:

"drive carefully, its been thundering"



I did not know thunder fucked with the roads.

Keef said...

Your face is fucked

tem said...

in the good way?

tem said...

kent state getting shot up apparently.

tem said...

ah nobody hurt. probably just firing off some desk shots.

Keef said...

Where's Neil Young?

tem said...

in the pool

Brooklon Baby said...

I
Great frozen again. Gotta love Disney

Keef said...

Ha, I have that on right now.

Keef said...

Let it go
Let it goooooooo

Brooklon Baby said...

Do you want to build a snowman?

Brooklon Baby said...

Bonnie rotten has a spider web on her breasts

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