Friday, March 28, 2014

Chinese people are afraid of black people

Looks like Manziel had a nice pro day.  I haven't watched a stitch of sports outside of a few glimpses of the tourney games.  That makes me sad.  Responsibilities are the worst.  Anyway Manziel reminds me of a douche Jeff Garcia.  Maybe better.  Probably better.




The VCU guy says no a lot.




That is ALOT of rice and beans for Miggy.


Sixers are doing well.


This plane thing is beyond getting ridiculous now.


I'm on antibiotics for a tooth infection so I've been off the juice for 3 days now.  Everything is great. 


SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


What's the big deal about Ricky Gervais?


Kevin Costner as the GM of the Browns......HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA


Nate Silver is a thing now.  Officially.  Can he tell us where the fuck this plane is?


Noah?  No ah thanks. 
HA.  I crack myself up.


A peanut is not a nut.  It's a bean.











56 comments:

Brooklon Baby said...

Girl on the subway is rocking one pant leg up. Wow. Please don't tell me this is back young people.

tem said...

Remember grandma good?

Keef said...

I remember Meagan Good

Blue said...

remember grandma's cookies?

tem said...

they are grandma good.

they sell them in the vending machines here still.

Jugdish said...

In fact, only two teams were not present at Texas A&M’s indoor facility — the Chicago Bears and the Cleveland Browns — according to Albert Breer of the NFL Network.



suite

Keef said...

remember grandma's cookies?


Too soon, bro

/H

Blue said...

means the browns or bears will draft him

Jugdish said...

he's the best qb ever, he won't be available when the bears pick

Keef said...

Bears are gonna trade their farm for him

Brooklon Baby said...

Browns should be looking everywhere for a QB. Even in jails.

Jugdish said...

Bears are gonna trade their farm for him


then SI can have a pic of manziel in a wedding dress with Emery...ricky Williams style.

Blue said...

emmert?

Blue said...

roddy white came through.

too bad he was being a puss about it to begin with

Brooklon Baby said...

Once a puss always a puss

Brooklon Baby said...

Chop Kelly

Brooklon Baby said...

Djax released

Jugdish said...

eagles didn't like his gang connections

Jugdish said...

good call by the eagles

/patriots

Jugdish said...

apparently he flashed chip Kelly the sign from the van buren boys

Blue said...

fucking gangs

Jugdish said...

who is gonna sign him after the aaron hernandez stuff?

Keef said...

Raiders will sign him, no diggity

tem said...

cleveland

Blue said...

pats were said to be very interested (ns)

Keef said...

Boston Red Sox manager John Farrell announced Friday morning that Grady Sizemore will be the team's Opening Day center fielder




Ahahahahahahahaha
O:FB IS BACK, BABY!!!

Blue said...

"Boston Red Sox manager John Farrell announced Friday morning that Grady Sizemore will be the team's Opening Day center fielder"

no word on who will play CF for games 2-162

tem said...

sizemore....hahahahahaha.

Jugdish said...

#fantasyreasons

H said...

"no word on who will play CF for games 2-162"

Hilarity

tem said...

"Brother's text back to airline: F--- you "


that's tellin' them.

Blue said...

ate here for lunch today

i'm full

Keef said...

Rich people problems

Blue said...

I didn't pay

but it was good

Jugdish said...

dine and dash...nice

tem said...

blue stoled* food

Keef said...

That's how one gets rich

Jugdish said...

I try to keep my average meal cost down to $0.00

/blueiz

The Meiz said...

"I try to keep my average meal cost down to $0.00

/blueiz"


Amazeballs.

tem said...

maybe former hot secretary boat him some food

The Meiz said...

Officially met the neighbor chick last night. Seems pretty cool.

H said...

Did you bang her?

The Meiz said...

I knew that was coming.

I'm going to try to set that up. I've never banged a chick on the first day I met her. I had intended to go for the hard sell until she said she was getting picked up at 6am to go do some volunteer work.

tem said...

don't want to sour the neighbor chick on you by banging first night. neighbor chick has the ability to get clingy really fast. and then pretty much make it so you have to move.

tem said...

banging the neighbor chick either means you move in with her or vice versa or one of you moves to a new place.

either way someone is moving.

The Meiz said...

I've banged a neighbor chick before. There needs to be a level of understanding involved.

Keef said...

Badgers

tem said...

Did one of you move or do you still live there?

The Meiz said...

One of my friends lost his 15 month old baby boy to a bathtub drowning last Wednesday.

Please don't ever leave your kids unattended, guys. Seriously. Not even for 30 seconds.

Keef said...

goddamn

tem said...

Alone in the tub is rough

ToddPacker said...

"goddamn"

^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

H's life seems to have more drama than most.

tem said...

See facebook daily

Keef said...

Maybe he's just more dramatic than most

Brooklon Baby said...

Your friend should be arrested. Wadr.

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