Friday, February 21, 2014

south carolina

Just got home from a 12 hour drive. Whoa.

Three things I learned.

Bojangles.
Butter.
Fat.

182 comments:

Brooklon Baby said...

Why is blogger on wst I just posted it and its 1am

Brooklon Baby said...

*cst

Jugdish said...

whatta gotta EST?

Jugdish said...

*cst


blogger knows

Jugdish said...

should have the pilot paid off in 2 months...suite

He's so dreamy said...

"Why is blogger on wst I just posted it and its 1am"

blogger is angry at LOV for not posting 5 days a week anymore

tem said...

jug has a plane?

Jugdish said...

H, on that chain reaction poster you put on facebook, is that a spear? are people bringing spears to your concerts?

Jugdish said...

jug has a plane?



no

Keef said...

The pilot owns the plane. Jug just pays off the pilot

Jugdish said...

I don't have blue type money

Jugdish said...

this article has been out for a few days on the Incognito thing, good article

tem said...

your face is a good article.

home with the sick kid today. not fun.

tem said...

sick and refusing to take a nap.

Keef said...

I'm leaving early today to go to the doc because my eye is pink. I was probably watching too much of the Olympics at night

Blue said...

that was always my answer when I had to watch the kids...go take a nap

tem said...

I took her on a car ride, she napped right away. been asleep for 46 minutes now.

tem said...

UFC talk:

Ronda Rousey vs. Sara McMann (for UFC women's bantamweight title)


Rousey by arm bar. That has to be the pick until she doesn't win via that manner. She is like 12-0 with 12 arm bars.


Daniel Cormier vs. Pat Cummins or something


Cormier should KO the guy in less than 2 minutes. Probably a TKO. Cummins will shoot for the takedown, get stuffed and then get punched a lot.


Rory MacDonald vs. Demian Maia

MacDonald is like the new St. Pierre, doesn't seem to try for a finish, just a decision win. Maia is on an upswing. He is fun to watch. MacDonald is boring. Maia makes this a fun to watch fight and hopefully pulls out the win.



Stephen Thompson vs. Robert Whittaker

No idea. Whittaker is who I think I pick a lot because I say he is related to Forrest Whittaker.


Rafael dos Anjos vs. Rustam Khabilov


I think this fight changed people. I'll take the guy who didn't get injured.

Keef said...

Daniel Cormier vs. Pat Cummins or something



Lots of shit talking in this fight

Blue said...

lots of shit talking everywhere

H said...

U-S-A! U-S-A!

tem said...

"Lots of shit talking in this fight"

I assume this means it will be a blow out.

they only do the manufactured shit talking when it is a super mega one sided fight.


Blue said...

"U-S-A! U-S-A! "

fucking canucks

The Meiz said...

Work is a spectacular shit show today.

Keef said...

so is your face. Every day.

The Meiz said...

Thanks for noticing.

H said...

USA playing like crap

Jugdish said...

they did not believe in miracles

tem said...

they should have scored

Jugdish said...

twss

Jugdish said...

USA playing like crap


i'm not hockey expert, but it looked like Canada was a big reason for that. they seemed quicker, almost like they had an extra guy out there all the time.

tem said...

they invented the sport

Keef said...

i'm not hockey expert



or an english expert

S

Jugdish said...

or an english expert


ha...damn

Jugdish said...

I'm just a bad typist

/Lp

Blue said...

" they seemed quicker, almost like they had an extra guy out there all the time."

so they are cheaters, eh?

Jugdish said...

not during power plays

H said...

Jug, that's my point. USA had better team speed, but got out-hustled and out-worked for the majority of the game. Their offensive zone support and possession tune were both pitiful.

Blue said...

Charlie brown adult sounds

H said...

*time

Blue said...

Ah, I was wondering what possession tune was, but just figured it was a hockey term

Blue said...

Btw, bojangles is great

Blue said...

Coughlin extended should make EP happy

Keef said...

USA had better team speed



How is that measured, objectively?

Jugdish said...

I thought Kane looked quick out there, but the rest of the team didn't look quick. I thought the Canadians seemed to have better positioning, if that's even a thing.

Keef said...

Homer

Blue said...

so you liked their possession tune?

The Meiz said...

"Btw, bojangles is great"

It's no Popeye's

The Meiz said...

But better than Church's

Jugdish said...

Homer


USA! USA! USA!

Keef said...

No, Blackhawks homer

Jugdish said...

that too

Jugdish said...

that too

Jugdish said...

that two

Keef said...

Arizona's Legislature has passed a bill that would allow business owners, as long as they assert their religious beliefs, to deny service to gay and lesbian customers.



Fucking Arizona

Keef said...

Got the amazon card, thanks H. Now time to shop

Keef said...

I want to get this and put it on my back window

H said...

"How is that measured, objectively?"

Short answer is that it really isn't.

Longer answer is that the downfall of the USA Hockey team pretty much since they started using NHL players, has been the larger ice surface they use in the Olympics. the US rosters have mainly consisted of physical players, bigger guys who could be exploited by the smaller, faster European teams. this year's roster was built with more speed guys in the hope that they'd be able to take advantage of the larger ice surface and challenge the Canadian team's speed.

H said...

But Jug is right, the Canadians were much more disciplined and had much better positioning. it seems to me that the Americans were a bit cocky and disorganized and did not have a good attack going the entire game.

The Meiz said...

"Arizona's Legislature has passed a bill that would allow business owners, as long as they assert their religious beliefs, to deny service to gay and lesbian customers."


They don't even need that. Any business owner can refuse service to any consumer for any reason they choose. We had some blacklisted people at the UPS Store.

Unless that's a state to state thing.

Blue said...

We have the right to refuse service to anyone, unless you are black, gay, old, disabled, female, or Mexican

Blue said...

Or Jewish or Muslim or short

The Meiz said...

Cheddar cocktail weenies on deck

Keef said...

Pizza and boneless wings on deck

The Meiz said...

Dammit, I want wings. And good pizza.

Keef said...

Got an email today about my training in Ohio next month. There are 2 chicks in the class. I FB stalked them and they're bolth pretty cute. Goddamnit. They are bolth from our Denver office, one of them lives in Parker. I'm gonna pretend it's Blue's neighbor

Brooklon Baby said...

Behave

Brooklon Baby said...

Also learnt suite tea

The Meiz said...

My friend's fiance puts a . at the beginning of all of her fb posts/comments. Annoys the shit out of me

Keef said...

Behave


Of course

tem said...

why a . at the beginning?

The Meiz said...

"why a . at the beginning?"


Because "She's been doing it for 5 years. It's her thing."

This is also a woman who has in the past, broken down sobbing in front of a large group of us because she couldn't handle the content of our reminiscing about the high school and college day shenanigans. She couldn't believe the things her now fiance did.

tem said...

you should fuck her

Keef said...

This is a woman.

*fized

The Meiz said...

Dana's on some bullshit with taking the prelims off Facebook & having UFC Fight Pass. Alienating his fanbase.

tem said...

I dont even know how to watch on facebook. and couldn't care less about the first two preliminary fights

tem said...

I dont even know how to watch on facebook. and couldn't care less about the first two preliminary fights

tem said...

fights went about how I expected. glad I didn't pay for them this time.

The Meiz said...

I got really hammered yesterday.

Keef said...

I had The Keg last night

The Meiz said...

Work is awesome today.

Jugdish said...

Clowny got outlifted by a punter at the combine.

Jugdish said...

I imagine Lp is ordering his Collins Nets jersey today.

tem said...

clowny will be a bust

tem said...

bigger bust than manziel will be

tem said...

I've decided that woman's* professional any sport is the equivalent of 13-15 yr old boys in the same sport.

Keef said...

Other than golf, basketball, tennis, and bowling, what do they have that's professional

The Meiz said...

Soccer, softball, ROLLERDERBY

Keef said...

I thought their pro soccer got canceled

The Meiz said...

There are other smaller leagues

tem said...

boxing, mma, skiing, fishing,

Keef said...

Ha, fishing

Keef said...

Making this tonight. Fucking looks delicious

The Meiz said...

That does look pretty dank

The Meiz said...

I really need to get back to actual cooking. It's kinda spensive though.

Keef said...

It's not too bad. Buy a lot of stuff in bulk and freeze a to of it

The Meiz said...

I can't justify a Costco membership. Although 2 of my married friends were telling me about some shit where Costco gives you money or something.

The Meiz said...

I should have runny diaried Survival Chamber tonight.

The Meiz said...

Hey, admin me in the settings. I want to investigate this URL issue we're going to have in a month.

tem said...

need your email address to admin you

tem said...

or I think we do

The Meiz said...

Nope. I'm an author right now, you should just have to change my status.

tem said...

I put in like 3 minutes of work that's all I'm doing. It might have worked I don't know

tem said...

Its hard from my phone. It is not an iPhone so it sucks

He's so dreamy said...

huge monday

Jugdish said...

cmjug went back to work today. Its me and the kid, although we are going to visit her at lunch.

Jugdish said...

She'll be back at work for two weeks then she'll have spring break. As predicted, the issue of her staying home with the kid(s) is not dead, but she is finishing out the year.

Jugdish said...

kid(s)


Congrats on the 2nd!

/Lp

tem said...

so spiff is fired.

tem said...

meiz is the new first post of the week, el pad is the second.

good to know that works. yay.

Keef said...

Running back Adam Muema left the NFL scouting combine Sunday because he says God told him to do so.
Muema said God told him he would play for the Seattle Seahawks -- his "dream" -- if he skipped the combine.



ha

tem said...

interesting. is God his agent?

7th round guarantee?

Blue said...

he didn't want to impress the other scouts

Blue said...

and "play" is a very key term...he isn't playing in front of Beast mode and Turbin

Blue said...

I guess Russia won the winter olympics

Keef said...

interesting. is God his agent?




His co-pilot

Blue said...

I thought Tebow was his co-pilot

Keef said...

Tebow is the pilot

The Meiz said...

"Running back Adam Muema left the NFL scouting combine Sunday because he says God told him to do so.
Muema said God told him he would play for the Seattle Seahawks -- his "dream" -- if he skipped the combine."

So long, NFL.

These yahoos should be institutionalized.

Blue said...

I guess this is a real thing

teams in:
LA
Chicago
Dallas
NY/NJ
Tampa
San Francisco

rumored that Denver is going to have a team as well

Keef said...

So long, NFL.

These yahoos should be institutionalized.





Yeah he should have just said he was gay

Blue said...

apparently it's a big deal because the Denver team is trying to get Tebow to come play for them

ToddPacker said...

tesus can't leave his new job at the sec network

Keef said...

How does Craigslist make money?

ToddPacker said...

I know Keith loves the over the top xnij comments so here goes .... gators won't last more than a week ranked #1

Keef said...

tesus can't leave his new job at the sec network





It's Tesus. He can do anything he wants

Keef said...

FU won't make it past the first round of the NCAA tourney.


/Todd

ToddPacker said...

wow, Harold Ramis died

Blue said...

doesn't matter where you're ranked in February, it's where you're ranked in April

ToddPacker said...

"FU won't make it past the first round of the NCAA tourney.


/Todd"

depends on the match up

Keef said...

depends on the match up




Yeah those 16 seeds are tough

tem said...

really re: ramis?

Keef said...

really

Keef said...

he stopped breathing

tem said...

didnt see anything on the intrawebs yet.

ToddPacker said...

"didnt see anything on the intrawebs yet."

Chicago tribune is reporting it

tem said...

so long Ghostbusters reboot/sequel

tem said...

Wikipedia already lists him as deaf

Keef said...

Yeah dead people have a hard time hearing

ToddPacker said...

watched the first 5 episodes of true detective this weekend.... grate fuckin show so far

The Meiz said...

Kid Rock sucks

Blue said...

"watched the first 5 episodes of true detective this weekend.... grate fuckin show so far"

it's awesome


Keef said...

Kid Rock sucks




Did you get your time masheen back?

Blue said...

"Did you get your time masheen back?"

why do you need a time masheen, he sucks now, too

Blue said...

"The 6-foot-5¼, 266-pound Clowney clocked an official time of 4.53 seconds in the 40-yard dash (he was timed unofficially at 4.47 and 4.48 in his two runs) -- a faster time than many of the wide receivers and running backs who ran on the same stretch the day before."

Keef said...

So if the QB takes a 40 yard drop, he's fuckt*

Keef said...

He being the QB, not Clowney

Blue said...

maybe they can turn him into a TE

tem said...

why are his unofficial times so different than his official times?

Blue said...

his first 10 yard split, which is what I guess scouts pay attention to, was like 1.56 which as faster than most WRs

Blue said...

"why are his unofficial times so different than his official times?"

I don't know, I guess they had a lot of issues this year with the official times being .06 to .07 slower

Keef said...

New phone won't turn on. Suite.

Blue said...

fucking iphone

Blue said...

hold down the home button at the bottom, and the power button at the top at the same time for like 10 seconds, it will reset.

Keef said...

all phones suck

Keef said...

I see you've had that problem, too

Keef said...

I was just holding the top button down

Blue said...

yeah, I freaked out once, maybe a few months after I got my first iphone, and our IT guy showed me that trick. It doesn't happen often.

Blue said...

"A runner who violates the rule shall be declared out even if the catcher drops the ball. If a catcher blocks home plate without possession of the ball, the runner shall be safe. However, a catcher may block the plate to field a throw if the umpire determines the catcher could not have otherwise fielded the ball and that contact with the runner could not have been avoided"

sounds confusing

tem said...

unnecessary rule

tem said...

"I guess they had a lot of issues this year with the official times being .06 to .07 slower"

that's a big difference in the world of combine 40 yd dashes.

Jugdish said...

whatta gotta rough touch combine?

/Lp

Blue said...

EP is signing up for the A-11 league right now

tem said...

chances NBA boss called the teams and told them someone had to sign Collins before that NFL guy got drafted and played? 100%?

Blue said...

I don't understand this harbaugh trade scenario

so say the niners like it, and trade him to the browns for like 3 first round picks or whatever.

what's to keep harbaugh from quitting?

Keef said...

Probably something in the trade would state he couldn't sign with another team within 5 years or whatever

tem said...

"what's to keep harbaugh from quitting?"

he doesn't get paid if he quits.


also, I don't think the 49ers could trade him without his consent. he would have had to sign on with the browns willingly.

tem said...

if you quit coaching a team they still retain your rights for the length of the contract.

if you quit and want to coach somewhere else your old team has to let you or you have to wait until your old contract runs out.

tem said...

works the other way too.

if a team fires you, assuming it is without cause, then they pay you for the rest of the contract. unless you sign on to coach somewhere else, then the old team doesn't have to pay anymore.

so when a coach gets fired and goes and does tv he is collecting 2 paychecks.

tem said...

tv check and coaching check.

works nicely for them.

tem said...

anyway, in the trade scenario, it wouldn't happen unless the coach let it happen.

Keef said...

I don't get paid for coaching defense and Douche* Bank

/LP

Blue said...

I would have liked to see that trade, just for fun

Keef said...

wall

Brooklon Baby said...

Google the gruden trade

tem said...

gruden trade meant instant superbowl.

Jugdish said...

wall

Brooklon Baby said...

Poor melo.

What a shitshow.

Jugdish said...

Knicks' Felton arrested on felony gun charges


yeah, you can't do that

/plaxico

Brooklon Baby said...

BEAST eyeing longer breakfast hours

One of the 7 ideas they have in the bank to increase profits at anytime.

tem said...

g
o

Brooklon Baby said...

Tem you own YUM?

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