Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Post 2026

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Is this the end of posting? Probably not. But it probably should be. I wonder how many good posts we have had....probably 100 or so. That's not too bad I guess. In other news it sucks that Spiff died. RIP.

Also Harold Ramis died. He was pretty funny in the late 80s and early 90s. I don't think he did too much recently, but that is OK, he was 69 and probably just enjoying life instead of working. I don't know though, maybe he stopped being funny. Either way he used to be funny for sure. I'm sure lots of people will miss him. I won't really because I never knew him. I don't think you can miss someone you never knew.

In other news

"Mt. Gox, once the world's biggest bitcoin exchange, looked to have essentially disappeared on Tuesday, with its website down, its founder unaccounted for and a Tokyo office empty bar a handful of protesters saying they had lost money investing in the virtual currency."

All I have to say to that is what did you learn?


Bracketology

first four in:

Florida, Witchita State, Syracuse, Kansas


Sports

I don't think there is much news to be had. Fucking winter.


241 comments:

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Brooklon Baby said...

Tem you own YUM?

tem said...

no YUM

tem said...

why?

tem said...

I think blue does

Brooklon Baby said...

I think its time to maybe add a few shares in light of the taco bell breakfast news and emerging market expansion plans they are moving forward with. Sort of missed the earnings burst. But still has potential for 90 a share in 12 months.

Brooklon Baby said...

Blue is independent doesn't need my advice. And we disagree on Facebook.

Last weeks whatsapp news further cemented my disbelief in Facebook long term

Keef said...

I'm not really thrilled about being in 20 degree weather next week, tem. Do something about that.

Blue said...

I don't own any YUM

Blue said...

yeah, we disagreed on FB, and now it's $70/share, almost double what I paid.

Blue said...

I don't like FB anymore though, especially not as a long term hold

too many chinks in the armor and I think it will end up the way of myspace eventually. The trick is figuring out when the get out time is

Blue said...

YUM could be interesting.

I'm still not sold that adding breakfast items makes you a breakfast place...i.e subway

I don't ever think of those places to get breakfast, and the waffle taco just looks nasty

Keef said...

too many chinks in the armor


racist

Blue said...

bitcoin

suck it

Blue said...

Tesla killing it some more

Blue said...

wonder if Ray felton's ball handling skills will come in handy in prison

Blue said...

get it..ball handling

Blue said...

I'm so juvenile

The Meiz said...

You have to pay taxes on gains on stocks, yes?

Blue said...

yes, but only when realized, so once sold

Blue said...

if you hold them long enough, you get long term cap gains treatment, so 10-20% depending on your tax bracket.

tem said...

plus some new 3% obamacare tax I think.

tem said...

I boat* some YUM just because el pad said so.

Jugdish said...

Lp

Keef said...

I wonder if Jug realizes that's a CNN link


S

Jugdish said...

I won't let that happen again

Blue said...

stupid wolf blitzer

Blue said...

start calling jug, anderson

Blue said...

juggerson cooper

Jugdish said...

that was a very political spleting* bee

Keef said...

ha, spleting

Brooklon Baby said...

Stephen Drew is delusional and how is Brett Gardner wurf* 13mm a year

Brooklon Baby said...

I had to shit at a Ruby Tuesday's on the drive back.

Random share.

Jugdish said...

Free agency buzz: T.O. insists he could still play





not sure that is a loud buzz

The Meiz said...

Thinking about applying for an A/P position here.

Brooklon Baby said...

Accounts payable?

tem said...

TO can play in that league blue linked

Brooklon Baby said...

But are you done fixing the job you have that was left in shambles and will return to shambles if you move along?

The Meiz said...

"Accounts payable?"

Yep

The Meiz said...

Customer service here is beyond repair. The sales team and sales management are a trainwreck. That's pretty much why our President got canned.

Blue said...

you don't want any part of accounts payable, you'll be miserable

Blue said...

people calling and bitching at you all the time because they haven't gotten paid yet.

Jugdish said...

Yep


pay raise?

The Meiz said...

People already call me & bitch about late deliveries and their sales people fucking up.

The Meiz said...

I would imagine it pays more.

Jugdish said...

Thinking about applying for an A/P position here.


ITS A/D!!!!!

/mize

Jugdish said...

I would imagine it pays more.



do it

Blue said...

hilarious

Keef said...

ITS A/D!!!!!

/mize




that was pretty good

Jugdish said...

as a federal employee, I'm all for this

Jugdish said...

they should add trampolines in the all star game too

Jugdish said...

ha

Blue said...

looks like tem has been playing with Wikipedia again

Jugdish said...

well done, tem

tem said...

"People already call me & bitch about late deliveries and their sales people fucking up."

it will be the same thing. people will call you and want paid and you won't have any control over actually paying them because someone else fucked up.

you'd be trading shit for shat.
if it came with a raise it might be worth it.

tem said...

"looks like tem has been playing with Wikipedia again"

what?

The Meiz said...

Our unofficial department lead turned in her resignation today. I hope that means mo' money coming my way.

tem said...

how would it?

Keef said...

Special case

The Meiz said...

"how would it?"

I become the de facto department lead. I have the most knowledge.

Keef said...

Is "lead" an actual title

The Meiz said...

No

The Meiz said...

Look at 6:36

Keef said...

So how would it lead to more money if it's not a title?

Ns

Keef said...

I got my promotion last July and I'm still waiting for my raise. I've had many a discussion with my boss about it

Keef said...

It's about a 25% raise, too

Brooklon Baby said...

Kid puked everywhere. Kid puke is the worst. I think we have it backwards. We should puke train for toilet and let them shit and piss in diapers until they learn to puke on toilet.

The Meiz said...

"So how would it lead to more money if it's not a title?"

Hell if I know, but if I'm the most knowledgeable and useful person in the department, I figure there should be something in it for me. I'm sure my boss feels the same way. Unfortunately, we're on a spending freeze until the 4th quarter.

Keef said...

Aaron Hernandez beat up a dude in prison

Jugdish said...

I have the most knowledge.

Let them know that knowing is knowledge

Keef said...

Hell if I know, but if I'm the most knowledgeable and useful person in the department, I figure there should be something in it for me. I'm sure my boss feels the same way. Unfortunately, we're on a spending freeze until the 4th quarter.



Unfortunately, big corp doesn't give raises based on being the "most knowledgable".

The Meiz said...

"Unfortunately, big corp doesn't give raises based on being the "most knowledgable"."

Sure they do. It's part of why I got a raise last September. As of March 13, I will be the lead dog in the dept despite being the 2nd longest tenured by a long shot. I have faith and confidence in my boss. She's not a fool.

Keef said...

I'm not trying to hate on it, I hope you get compensated

The Meiz said...

You can poo-poo the idea all you want. I'm used to it, it's what you do. We've been over this before.

The Meiz said...

i2i?

The Meiz said...

Either way, I'm hopeful and remaining positive unlike my other 2 coworkers.

The Meiz said...

Outkast. Summerfest. HAPPENING!

Jugdish said...

We should puke train for toilet and let them shit and piss in diapers until they learn to puke on toilet.


Still messy if they puke on a toilet.

Brooklon Baby said...

Much less messy and easy to clean. And no sheets and pillows on the turlet

Jugdish said...

sometimes cmjug tells me things in way too much detail. its like a word problem where they give you a bunch of extra numbers you don't need to throw you off.

Jugdish said...

at 5:45 am I don't do word problems well

Keef said...

The only thing I do well at 5:45 am is sleep

tem said...

cmtem does that stuff.

she tells me the entire background of something when she is just asking me what I did with the diaper bag.

tem said...

it becomes a two paragraph word problem.

Jugdish said...

exactly, then my mind starts to wander when the story drags on. this is me when cmjug is giving me ALL the background information on something

tem said...

I also like the reverse situation where she gives me a problem with no information.


example:

cmtem: my car made a funny noise.


I have no idea if she wants me to go see if I can replicate the noise, fix the noise, if she wants to take it to the shop, doesn't want to drive the car at all anymore, is just making conversation, I have no idea. she wants one of those things, but I have to basically guess.

Jugdish said...

she is back to work this week and so far so good.

The Meiz said...

These details you guys are talking about are a good part of the reason I don't pursue a relationship. I blow up at that kind of stuff.

The Meiz said...

I can keep it together at work because I'm required to, but out side of work, I'm calling you all sorts of dumbfucks.

The Meiz said...

Or completely ignoring it. There is no middle ground.

tem said...

happy anniversary keith

tem said...

"These details you guys are talking about are a good part of the reason I don't pursue a relationship"

you take the good with the bad I guess

Blue said...

". its like a word problem where they give you a bunch of extra numbers you don't need to throw you off."

this is all woman*

Blue said...

I thought A-hern was being kept in solitary or some shit because of his celeb status

Blue said...

"Seahawks QB Wilson wants to own pro team"

no shit, who doesn't want to own a pro team?

Blue said...

that would be like a headline reading

Blue of LOV wants to own a pro team someday

Jugdish said...

you take the good with the bad I guess


yep, and that's not really even bad.

Jugdish said...

I thought A-hern was being kept in solitary or some shit because of his celeb status


he was...guess he was being walked down the hall for some reason. saw the dude who he had words with and jumped him. basically he never wants to see him in person again

Blue said...

did he call him a pussy?

Blue said...

did he call him a pussy?

Jugdish said...

he said he called him a bitch, but the guy said that aaron was just acting like a bitch.

Jugdish said...

they are no longer friends on facebook

Jugdish said...

happy anniversary keith


^^^

happy anniversary!

tem said...

people in prison seem to be violent.

they should commission a study on that.

Jugdish said...

the govt would do that, spend millions...then in five years you'll see a headline that says "study finds that people in prison seem to be violent"

Jugdish said...

wall

Blue said...

"Report: Martin doesn't want to return to Fins"

ya think?

Blue said...

it's 'Fish'

/ep

Blue said...

I'm really tired today

The Meiz said...

Well turn UP!

Didn't you hear? Outkast is coming to Summerfest.

Blue said...

the bird is the word

tem said...

I heard outkast cancelled

The Meiz said...

I'll cancel your face.

Jugdish said...

I don't know one outkast song

Jugdish said...

I don't know one jug song

/outkast

Jugdish said...

mize if outkast cancels

Keef said...

he said he called him a bitch, but the guy said that aaron was just acting like a bitch.




That's the same thing


/woman*

Keef said...

happy anniversary keith


^^^

happy anniversary!





Thanks.

Blue said...

meiz if outkast cancels

Keef said...

I don't know one outkast song




I'm sure you do, you just don't know it

Keef said...

Outkast

Keef said...

ok, you probably don't know that one

Jugdish said...

I'm sure you do, you just don't know it


in this case, knowing would not be knowledge

Jugdish said...

ok, you probably don't know that one



ha...nice

Keef said...

I'll be you've heard Hey Ya, Miss Jackson, Roses

The Meiz said...

"I'll be you've heard Hey Ya, Miss Jackson, Roses"

All songs I hope they don't perform. Which means we're getting all three on June 29.

Blue said...

why wouldn't you want them to perform their best songs

Keef said...

All songs I hope they don't perform. Which means we're getting all three on June 29.



Didn't say they were the best, just ones that jug would probably recognize

Blue said...

so in other words, the best

Jugdish said...

I'll be you've heard Hey Ya, Miss Jackson, Roses


nope...but I don't really listen to that type of music, so unless it was on a commercial for something or featured in a movie I wouldn't know it

The Meiz said...

People who are not Outkast fans love those songs. They're not for the fans, they're for the money.

Keef said...

I will not believe that jug has never heard Hey Ya

Blue said...

"People who are not Outkast fans love those songs. They're not for the fans, they're for the money"

snobs

Blue said...

I didn't realize that artists made songs for the fans and not the money

I know some artists do, the ones who give you free downloads and don't mind you pirating their concerts.(pearl jam).

but most are dickless assholes who only want to make lots and lots of money

The Meiz said...

"I will not believe that jug has never heard Hey Ya"

No kidding. He's probably heard it in even the grocery store.

Blue said...

he lives in Texas, they only play country music in grocery stores..unless he's a whole foods

Blue said...

at*

Jugdish said...

No kidding. He's probably heard it in even the grocery store.


well there was that one time I rocked the entire fuck out at the grocery store...



s

Jugdish said...

im not allowed back

Keef said...

I didn't realize that artists made songs for the fans and not the money

I know some artists do




So you realized it. Got it.

Keef said...

well there was that one time I rocked the entire fuck out at the grocery store...


ha

Jugdish said...

now its ringing a bell

Blue said...

"So you realized it. Got it."

yeah, outkast is not those artists

Jugdish said...

They're not for the fans, they're for the money


the country version of this would be Dierks Bentley "5150 somebody call the popo" and anything FL GA line sings

Jugdish said...

they only play country music in grocery stores..


what would you expect at Piggly Wiggly's?

The Meiz said...

"yeah, outkast is not those artists"


Sure they are. I wouldn't imagine there's much demand for a bootlegged concert though.

The Meiz said...

Price of onions is going up.

The Meiz said...

If anybody(Keith) wants the new Pharrell, I have it.

The Meiz said...

No gay service bill vetoed.

Jugdish said...

No gay service bill vetoed.

No brainer and the right decision

Keef said...

I'm not a yahuge fan of Pharell

Keef said...

No gay service bill vetoed.




I want to say I'm shocked it made it that far, but nothing in AZ surprises me

Jugdish said...

Mize...id limit your outkast seat buying to 2-3 people tops. Make sure you get the tix you want, the more people you have to coordinate the bigger pain in the ass it is. You can tailgate with whoever, but get the seats you want.

Jugdish said...

Im the planner with my family and friends...hard to get a lot of people on the same page.

Jugdish said...

nothing in AZ surprises me

at least you have a Portillos

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

No gay service bill vetoed.



I won't sell any of my mattresses to gays. I know what they'll use it for.

/Lp

tem said...

it's fucking Wednesday, then Thursday.

Jugdish said...

we wait for Lp fridays

tem said...

I think going forward LP is the only poster.

Jugdish said...

we will stick with the gems

Jugdish said...

blue

The Meiz said...

I was gonna post last night, but I forgot because was drunk and got sidetracked.

The Meiz said...

"Mize...id limit your outkast seat buying to 2-3 people tops. Make sure you get the tix you want, the more people you have to coordinate the bigger pain in the ass it is. You can tailgate with whoever, but get the seats you want. "


That's my plan. I just hate how vague and non-committal people are.

Keef said...

at least you have a Portillos


2 of em

Blue said...

we have a 3 portrillos

it's a Mexican place

The Meiz said...

Holy crap, just had an awesome meeting. Our new president rules. Taking a ton of bullshit off our shoulders and posting an opening for Customer Service Manager. I'm definitely applying for that bitch.

Jugdish said...

good luck!

Blue said...

good luck

Blue said...

you can manage the hell out of that place (ns)

Jugdish said...

you can manage the entire fuck out of that place (ns)



fixed

Blue said...

well that's a given

The Meiz said...

Yes, the entire fuck.

Keef said...

good luck

The Meiz said...

Keith, Runnin' Ron has the starting lineup going today, minus Aramis. Segura's the leadoff man.

Blue said...

brewers

Blue said...

teams asked blake bortles about his girlfriend at the combine.

well of course they did

Keef said...

Keith, Runnin' Ron has the starting lineup going today, minus Aramis. Segura's the leadoff man.



Suite

Keef said...

Didn't Bortles propose to her at the combine?

Jugdish said...

Didn't Bortles propose to her at the combine?


many people proposed to her at the combine


s

Jugdish said...

from what I understand that proposed AZ law stemmed from a situation in NM where a photographer refused to shoot a gay wedding and was sued. If the photographer just said she already had a commitment that day rather than refusing because of gayness, does that law even get proposed?

Jugdish said...

the photographer lost that case

Keef said...

That photographer sounds smrt*

The Meiz said...

"Johan Santana clocked at 81 mph in workout -- The former Mets and Twins left-hander barely topped 81 mph in a workout on Tuesday that included a scout from the Yankees."


Yikes.

Blue said...

champyunship

The Meiz said...

Have all seen the gifs of Manu blowing out his shoe?

Blue said...

I'm not a fan of manu blowing anything

Blue said...

that's not how I roll

The Meiz said...

Almost got nailed by one of the lumpers on a triple jack on lunch. That was fun. Had to tell his supervisor he wasn't on his horn.

Blue said...

"The Mets have posted consecutive 74-88 records and have produced five straight losing seasons, tied with the Houston Astros for the longest active streak in baseball."

losers

tem said...

"That's my plan. I just hate how vague and non-committal people are."

I commit 100% to not going to the concert.

tem said...

"Almost got nailed by one of the lumpers on a triple jack on lunch. That was fun. Had to tell his supervisor he wasn't on his horn."


I am 100% sure I do not know exactly what this means.

I don't know what a lumper is, or a triple jack although I have ideas.

I don't know what his horn is, or why being on it would have saved the lumper from almost nailing you with a triple jack.

tem said...

I don't speak Sysco

tem said...

losers

/Pirates


*fixed

tem said...

sucks for the mess when even the Pirates can call you losers.

The Meiz said...

Lumper unloads trucks and runs product into the warehouse

Triple jack is an electric pallet jack that is long enough to hold 3 pallets. Said lumpers stand on the back of them and drive them.

Warehouse people are required to honk the horn on their machines whenever they encounter a person, a doorway, or are changing direction.

This dude, who is a total liability, came cruising out of the dry warehouse as I was walking by without sounding his horn.

Keef said...

Had to tell his supervisor he wasn't on his horn.



Snitch

Keef said...

triple jack sounds like something from JitB

The Meiz said...

"Snitch"

Yes. Safety is the #1 priority in the warehouse.

Brooklon Baby said...

Dude if he nailed you...set for life.

Cmon man. Shoulda took that like a man.

Brooklon Baby said...

Workers comp 4ever

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