Wednesday, February 12, 2014

MJ had more kids

Jordan had 2 more kids. Apparently he wants to litter the world with his genes.

Supposedly the Texans are down to Blake Bortles and Johnny Manziel. Blake Bortles has the hot girlfriend, granted she's not so hot in the face, but she's got the best body money can buy. She's the one in the sunglasses


apparently she likes to take pictures in the nude some a little bit too...she's some sort of modelish girl

If we learned anything, hot girlfriend/wives means you'll be a sucky QB. Examples, Christian Ponder, Ryan Tannehill. You might mention Tom Brady, but he was already a great QB before those chicks came along.

USA women's hockey lost to the Canadians.

Winter Olympics has been very blah, I usually get into the winter Olympics, but can't stand to watch more than like 30 minutes.

Atlanta is closed for business again today. Filob had a job interview in Nevada that he was supposed to fly out for today. His flight went through Atlanta and was cancelled, so instead of trying to figure out how to get re-routed, milob said "fuck it", and cancelled the whole thing. I think she just doesn't want to move to Nevada.

Anybody else watching True Detective on HBO, it makes Louisiana look like a shithole.

This is what all airline safety instructions should look like:

118 comments:

Blue said...

wow, everyone is spent from getting to Bnewer yesterds

Blue said...

totes mcgotes

Blue said...

got my inbox down to 30 messages...I'm getting there

Blue said...

tom brokaw's cancer is very serious

so it's not skin cancer...got it

Blue said...

big morning

The Meiz said...

I can't do Wednesday posts without the access, assholes.

Keef said...

Mize always has an excuse why he can't do something

Blue said...

assholes

The Meiz said...

"Mize always has an excuse why he can't do something"

So do you.

Blue said...

if you can't do something, you need an excuse...seems reasonable

The Meiz said...

More of a reason, rather than an excuse.

Blue said...

see, reasonable

The Meiz said...

My co-workers really flip out when our network is a little slow. Really annoying. Stop banging your mouse on the desk. That accomplishes nothing.

Keef said...

Or keep clicking the page until something happens. My boss does that.

Blue said...

I just leave and go to lunch

The Meiz said...

"Or keep clicking the page until something happens. My boss does that."


And then they're bewildered when a bunch of other shit opens because the computer is reacting to all the mouse clicks.

Keef said...

My boss also double clicks hyperlinks. Irks me

tem said...

"I can't do Wednesday posts without the access, assholes."

sounds like a personal problem

tem said...

you should get access

Keef said...

This episode of Doc McStuffins was great. She fixed Jack's crank and made it straight again

The Meiz said...

"you should get access"

I'm in no hurry.

tem said...

UFC talk:

Lyoto Machida vs. Gegard Mousasi

Prediction, the most boring fight in UFC history. Both fighters are cautious counter strikers. Machida should win, but I suspect the fight will go all 3 rounds with about 20 punches landed in total.

Machida via decision.


Ronaldo Souza vs. Francis Carmont

I think the Souza guy is some submission ace. The Carmont guy is a wrestler type guy. ish. The ace should beat the ish guy.

Souza wins via submission.

Erick Silva vs. Takenori Sato

Big jump up in competition for Sato. I don't see him lasting very long.

Silva wins via TKO.

Viscardi Andrade vs. Nicholas Musoke

I don't know these guys. Umm, Musoke wins.


Charles Oliveira vs. Andy Ogle

This is a lose and you are probably gone fight for Oliveria. I think he loses.

Ogle via decision

Brooklon Baby said...

Double clicking hyperlink guy is the worse

Brooklon Baby said...

I prefer the brunette pictured above

Brooklon Baby said...

Jeter retiring after this season

Another swan song year for a Yankee. Last year Mo.

The Meiz said...

Dammit. Just discovered my first bigish sales guy fuck up. Ah well.

tem said...

you fucked up or some big wig fucked up?

tem said...

because I do not understand the former. I see the issue with the latter.

Blue said...

he's the sales guy, right?

tem said...

"Before Bynum was thrown out of his final practice and suspended, he was shooting the ball every time he touched it in a practice scrimmage, sources said – from whatever remote part of the court he had caught the ball."


hahaha I've played pick up games with people like that.

Blue said...

rainmaker

Blue said...

raindrops

Blue said...

raindance

H said...

"Another swan song year for a Yankee. Last year Mo."

Thanks for clarifying.

Brooklon Baby said...

Universal girl pose in that pic. They all do it

Blue said...

the suck in stomach pose?

The Meiz said...

"you fucked up or some big wig fucked up?"

I forgot to order some ice cream containers last month

The Meiz said...

"Thanks for clarifying."

I had this exact comment loaded up earlier in the day.

NS

Blue said...

I thought last year was A-rod

Brooklon Baby said...

Hands on hip one leg straight one bent..pearly whites.

Classic white girl pose

Blue said...

classic

tem said...

no clothes is the better pose

tem said...

"I forgot to order some ice cream containers last month"

does that mean you have to eat all of the ice cream now?

it'd be kind of funny if it did.

tem said...

burnett going back to a big market is a bad idea for him.

Brooklon Baby said...

Yo keef did I miss you saying you got that gift card?

Keef said...

I didn't have it as of Monday. Haven't gotten the mail yesterday or today

Keef said...

I definitely haven't gotten one from wHeasel

Brooklon Baby said...

Amazon said they delivered it Monday. Would cmk trow* it out? Did she use it to buy that hideous table for upstairs?

Amazon usually has their shit together.

Brooklon Baby said...

FYI its a Hanukkah themed

Jugdish said...

"Another swan song year for a Yankee. Last year Mo."


It would be funny if teams didnt make a big presentations with him leaving, and instead had a gift basket of autographed stuff sent to the visitors clubhouse kind of like he treats chicks he hooks up with.

Keef said...

Amazon said they delivered it Monday. Would cmk trow* it out? Did she use it to buy that hideous table for upstairs?


Cmk doesn't check the mail. I didn't see it on Monday. If it was in a package and delivered to the front door (unlikely) then I wouldn't have seen it because we don't use the front door

Keef said...

Just checked, it was laying by the front door.

Keef said...

You're a good man, LP

Jugdish said...

I prefer the brunette pictured above


this

Brooklon Baby said...

Enjoy. Put the Jew card on your fridge so we get a wft from cmk

Keef said...

Already got the wft because she saw it on the counter.

Jugdish said...

incognito had to be drinking yesterday

Blue said...

he needs to keep his mouth shut, the more he mouths off, the less NFL teams will want him around

Jugdish said...

his last tweet about calling his lawyer was funny...

Brooklon Baby said...

That Ennis buzzer beater was glorious.

tem said...

Cuse/Pitt ending was awesome.

tem said...

somebody just told me they haven't given me a document because they had to print it out and it was at least 25 pages.

tem said...

I guess they hand write their print outs.

Keef said...

Turbo Tax's deal w/ Amazon is pretty suite. We have to get 2 more car seats, so I had $400 of our refund put towards Amazon credit & Intuit matched 10% of it.

Blue said...

"We have to get 2 more car seats"


congrats on the twins

Blue said...

maybe you'll get a boy this time

Blue said...

I hope EP got gas

tem said...

lp, long term hold suggestion for purchase....go

tem said...

thanks and regards

BLUE said...

LP, short term 30-40% increase, say in the next 2 months.

go

Blue said...

stupid old account

Brooklon Baby said...

Hahahhahaa blue

Blue said...

so you don't have any good stock tips then

Keef said...

congrats on the twins



I'm not in the business of moving a car seat from one car to the next every day.

Brooklon Baby said...

I have some tips but I'm not a fortune teller

Jugdish said...

remember film strips?

Jugdish said...

got a kid in our unit who never heard of things like that and microfiche

Brooklon Baby said...

Tem you should be long a tobacco company. Ill give a few names shortly

Blue said...

yeah because tobacco is only going to go up

Jugdish said...

have you ever thought about selling these stock tips on ebay?

Jugdish said...

tem could write you a review

Brooklon Baby said...

Tobacco companies will be all over this legal weed boom. Whether its distributing or making fine papers or standardizing. You can't argue with the long growth track record of tobacco companies.

I like swm or
PM

The Meiz said...

"I'm not in the business of moving a car seat from one car to the next every day."

And I'm lazy?

Brooklon Baby said...

Blue if you are looking for a speculative dollar stock look no further than fcuuf or any small biotech company with a pending fda approval in the pipeline. Hundreds of them

The Meiz said...

"got a kid in our unit who never heard of things like that and microfiche"

Man.

I remember spending weeks converting microfilm files at MGIC into electronic documents. That shit sucked.

Keef said...

And I'm lazy?



Move a car seat from one car to another. Then do it every day. Then tell me it's something you would want to do.

Keef said...

It's not like you just pick it up and move it. I'm not talking about the one you carry a baby around and you just snap it into the base. These are the bigger car seats. You have to take the front of the car seat off because the seat belt goes through the back of it, and the seat belt gets buckled through on both sides of the car seat. Then you have 2 buckles on the car seat that lock into latches that are in the seat of the car.

Keef said...

Free-agent safety Ed Reed reported $50,000 in cash stolen from his car Wednesday while visiting banks in Houston, the Houston Police Department confirmed Thursday morning.
Reed told police he withdrew $50,000 from one bank and drove to another bank, presumably to make another transaction.
The future Hall of Famer left the money on the passenger seat of his gray 2006 Audi, registered in Florida. When he returned to the car, the passenger window was smashed and the money was gone, according to the police report.




idiot

The Meiz said...

Keith always has an excuse.

Blue said...

"You have to take the front of the car seat off because the seat belt goes through the back of it, and the seat belt gets buckled through on both sides of the car seat. Then you have 2 buckles on the car seat that lock into latches that are in the seat of the car."

redundant

Keef said...

Keith always has an excuse.



how original

Keef said...

redundant


Except not

Keef said...

There's a seatbelt that goes through the carseat and then 2 latches on the carseat that lock into the seat of the car

Blue said...

"Except not"

yes, it's either/or

you either use the seatbelt (not recommended), or hook to the LATCH system. you don't have to do both

Keef said...

you don't have to do both



Fair enough. But I don't have a problem with being too safe with my kids' car seats.

tem said...

the directions say not to do both.

tem said...

at least the ones on my car seat base did.

I have no idea why they say to not do both.

tem said...

keith doesn't have the base anymore, so maybe those are different instructions.

tem said...

we might be in the market for 2 seats. she is getting too big for the one that snaps into the base.

which seat did you get?

Jugdish said...

cmjug going back to work in a week and a half. ill be watching my son on Mondays, my dad will take two days and my other in law will take two. we boat* three car seat bases

Keef said...

keith doesn't have the base anymore, so maybe those are different instructions.



We still have the base for bgas2, but she's also getting too big for that one. We have the Britax Boulevard 70 convertible seat for bgas1, and boat the same one today for bgas2. It's good until they're 70 lbs

Keef said...

we boat* three car seat bases



Even those are spendy. We boat* 1 extra one and it was like $80

Jugdish said...

yeah they weren't cheap. we are saving a lot by not having to pay for child care, so I didn't mind springing for another one to make it easier on my mother in law.

Keef said...

we are saving a lot by not having to pay for child care


nice

tem said...

I asked someone what car seat they got for their kid and they said it doesn't matter as long as it has a cup holder.

tem said...

they got a ::flank steak:: from me

Blue said...

"It's good until they're 70 lbs"

you'll have them in the booster seats and let them buckle themselves long before they reach 70lbs

unless you've got rev kids

Blue said...

it was a glorious day when doblue2 moved into a booster seat, and learned to buckle her own seatbelt

Keef said...

I have a feeling bgas2 is going to be in a booster seat before bgas1. They're only about 6-7 lbs apart right now. But some of that has to do with bgas1 being sick and losing about 3-4 lbs. But she's at the bottom of the growth chart and bgas2 is at the top of the growth chart

Blue said...

My girls are the same way.. 2 years apart, but weigh exactly the same, maybe 1lb different, and doblue2 is a couple inches shorter, but not much.



tem said...

cool stories

The Meiz said...

My sister texted me a hilarity picture of her daughter last night. I lolled.

Blue said...

uncle andy is warming up

Keef said...

Andy can't even call her his niece

Jugdish said...

BEAST

Blue said...

valentine's day at mcdonald's

sounds romantic

Blue said...

ROMANCE

/lp

Keef said...

The first 10 customers even get a complimentary rose.




wow. sold

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