Friday, February 14, 2014

Lagumes

You guys know Valentines day is for suckers right?  God I hope none of you spent any money on Valentines day. 




Any of you ever get amazed by the sheer amount of food we have at our disposal?  Did you ever give thought to the fact that some countries don't have enough food to feed their population?  Ever worry we would have that problem?  Seriously how many fucking chickens do we slaughter in this country?  Shit stops me in my tracks sometimes.  How many fucking cows?  That's why other countries be eatin protein here in America we would never consider (mainstream merica').  Like horse.  Or donkey or reptile or other small fowl game.




USA USA USA




It's not even cold in Sochi.  This Olympics is the worse.




Tem I also like JPM.  Little more speculative.....because they are basically a criminal organization but they make an enormous amount of money.  JPM is BEAST of Wall street and they are done with the legacy bullshit so no more fines.




Pitchers and Catchers.




One of my favorite things about sports is when guys retire.  Especially like when guys cannot go out on their own terms.  I don't take pleasure in that but I like the stories.  I like the drama surrounding a guy who is say 40 years old still in prime shape but just cannot compete anymore at the highest level for any sport.  NLF that age seems to be younger.  Like a 32 year old running back is almost done.  All good stuff.  A lot flame out.  Depression, drugs, bankruptcy....some successful in the sport as a coach or gm or some role in a pro organization...same fade to *bolivian.  I eat up all those stories.


From the YES PLEASE DEPT.:




Street Dreams will be loosely based on a young Nasir Jones in the early '90s making the transition from underground act to Hip-Hop phenomenon.










144 comments:

H said...

Meiz, what's your email?

Brooklon Baby said...

Cocknballs@hotguysmail.com

Brooklon Baby said...

I believe that's it

Blue said...

seems reasonable

tem said...

I don't that is a real address.


tem said...

I think you guys are making things up.

Blue said...

maybe

Blue said...

meiz needs to get this "tinder" thing

tem said...

I sent that guy an email. he isn't meiz

Brooklon Baby said...

Was it deluxe?

Brooklon Baby said...

Wells report out.

Fins locker room just like everyone elses

Keef said...

I sent that guy an email. he isn't meiz



Is it his twitter guy?

Blue said...

was it meiztombo?

tem said...

it was indeed deluxe

tem said...

"Fins locker room just like everyone elses"

shocking.

wonder why incognito was so pissed the other day then.

tem said...

The father of Michael Sam told the Galveston (Texas) Daily News he was "terribly misquoted" by The New York Times in a recent article about the reaction to his son's announcement that he is gay.

Michael Sam Sr. told the paper he doesn't want people to think he has an issue with his son's sexual orientation."


why would they think he had an issue with it? s

Keef said...

Michael Sam Sr. told the paper he doesn't want people to think he has an issue with his son's sexual orientation."




Sounds like dad realized that son is going to be making some cash and dad likes cash

Keef said...

That slow down rule NCAA is going to have is fucking retarded

tem said...

I like the fact that they made the rule and then said it doesn't matter because teams hardly ever snapped the ball that fast.


umm, then why have the rule if it doesn't matter?

tem said...

the rule doesn't apply at the end of the halves, correct?

Brooklon Baby said...

Yeah what is that bullshit.

Blue said...

"That slow down rule NCAA is going to have is fucking retarded"

dumbest rule ever

Blue said...

the offensive line guys are just as tired, yet it doesn't seem to be a problem for them?

Blue said...

maybe get your players in better shape and quit bitching Nick Saban

Blue said...

I don't think the rule will pass anyway

Blue said...

" that the other offensive lineman was subjected to homophobic name-calling and improper physical touching;"

what is this shit?

Keef said...

They called the other offensive lineman names and touched his peepee

Brooklon Baby said...

I like the part where they harrassed the Japanese trainer. Classic.

Brooklon Baby said...

Rubby rubby sucky sucky

Keef said...

Incognito, Jerry and Pouncey admitted that they directed racially derogatory words toward him, including “Jap” and “Chinaman.”




I don't see the problem

/LP

tem said...

martin is going to get paid now.

he won't have to play in the nfl.

incognito won't play again.

pouncey might be done too.



independent report made the NFL locker room operate under the same rules I operate on in my office.

Blue said...

I don't care about bustin balls and name calling in the lockerroom

but grabbing a dude's junk? that's a little bit too much, don't you think

Blue said...

saying you're going to rape a dude's sister...that's a little harsh

Blue said...

godamn new car made my insurance go up $50/month

tem said...

you should have gotten a less fancy car

tem said...

"but grabbing a dude's junk? that's a little bit too much, don't you think"

boys will be boys

tem said...

"saying you're going to rape a dude's sister"

I would need context.

Blue said...

"boys will be boys"

I've been in a lot of lockerrooms, and never grabbed anyone's junk

The Meiz said...


Keith,
WFT?

tem said...

I'd need context again.

tem said...

like grabbed and stroked?

or like grabbed at but never got a hold of it?

like punched a dude in the balls?

like responded to a "I'm gonna rape your sister" comment with a grab at the junk and a "she wouldn't even feel it with this tiny thing"

tem said...

"I've been in a lot of lockerrooms, and never grabbed anyone's junk"

with people you work with? sometimes twice a day? 6 days a week with the same people for several months in a row?

because the lockeroom at the local Y after a pick-up game is about as comparable to an NFL lockerroom as the executive bathroom at my work is.

Blue said...

no, I'm talking about when I was an athalete*

tem said...

H, serious question, how much are you sucking it in for that "after" picture?


amazed at the progress and congrats are definitely in order. impressed and all that, but I gotta know how much suck in is going on in that picture.

tem said...

"no, I'm talking about when I was an athalete*"

didn't you play basketball? so like 12 guys on the team as opposed to 80?

The Meiz said...

Weird shit goes on in football locker rooms. We had a guy in high school who would walk around the locker room with a dirty sock on his cock n balls whilst declaring that HE IS THE SOCK KING.


NS

tem said...

and basketball players are pussies, like soccer players, so there is no junk to grab

tem said...

"We had a guy in high school who would walk around the locker room with a dirty sock on his cock n balls whilst declaring that HE IS THE SOCK KING."

was it you?

The Meiz said...

It was not me.

The Meiz said...

It was some big fat guy whose name I don't remember

tem said...

you'd think you'd remember that guy's name.

tem said...

what else could he have done to make you remember him?

The Meiz said...

Why? I just called him Sock King.

Keef said...

godamn new car made my insurance go up $50/month



What did you get?

tem said...

but now he is the unnamed sock king.

sock king joe outranks him by default.

Keef said...

Keith,
WFT?




Maryvale is ghetto. It's like the Mexico of Phoenix.

Blue said...

"didn't you play basketball? so like 12 guys on the team as opposed to 80?"

yep

The Meiz said...

I think the unnamed Sock King reigns supreme over Sock Kings with names, because the is THE Sock King. He needs no other identifier.

Blue said...

freak?

Blue said...

I thought he was the sock king

Blue said...

"What did you get?"

bmw 3 series...very safe car

Keef said...

nice

The Meiz said...

LP can't even spell Legumes right.

tem said...

*bmw 3 series...very expensive car


fixed

Keef said...

but blue is rich

tem said...

"I think the unnamed Sock King reigns supreme over Sock Kings with names, because the is THE Sock King. He needs no other identifier."

I disagree. without an identifier he gets lost in the shuffle. Sock King Freak is > unnamed sock king.

Keef said...

Our 5 year anniversary is in a couple weeks. We get free cake, from the place that made our wedding cake, for our 5 year. Hooray for free cake.
And this isn't even free cake that you steal from a bah*

The Meiz said...

"I disagree. without an identifier he gets lost in the shuffle. Sock King Freak is > unnamed sock king."


Clearly, you've never been in the presence of a Sock King. I can understand why you don't understand Sock King hierarchy.

Blue said...

it's not really free...you probabaly paid extra when you bought the first cake


and you had to stay married for 5 years..definitely not free

Blue said...

sock king or sofa king?

Keef said...

Sock king sounds like a self given title. It's not even earned.

Blue said...

"oh I earned it"

/josh baker

Keef said...

The NFL paid commissioner Roger Goodell $44.2 million in the 2012 calendar year, according to a recent tax filing.



Seems high

/jug

Blue said...

why did he wait so long to file his taxes

Keef said...

I didn't axe him

Blue said...

trader joe's opens here today..like 3 of them

Brooklon Baby said...

You've eaten every thing trader joes sells already. Now it just says trader joes.

Blue said...

I've been to TJs plenty

Blue said...

the one thing they have that isn't everywhere is cookie butter

tem said...

I watched the celeb bball game....1) Kevin hart is either funny or a douche and I don't know which 2) skylar diggins is hot 3) sec of education can ball but sounds dumb when he talks 4) snoop dogg is kinda good 5) they pick celebs who mostly suck, c'mon man they could barely dribble.

Brooklon Baby said...

USA USA USA

Jugdish said...

cmjug put "flank steak" on the grocery list yesterday. I gave her a ::flank steak:: and she gave me a ::flank steak:: right back.

tem said...

ha

Keef said...

skylar diggins is hot




Yes

tem said...

so far 20 boring minutes

tem said...

now machida will dick around for 5 minutes and collect his decision win

tem said...

weidman would destroy machida.

tem said...

moderately entertaining

tem said...

eteo

H said...

"amazed at the progress and congrats are definitely in order. impressed and all that, but I gotta know how much suck in is going on in that picture."

None... dick.

Keef said...

You were sucking in dick?

H said...

Haters

H said...

I'm hoping to get under 200 lbs this week.

kod said...

t.j!

Northern Minnesotan!

Anishinabe!

*fun fact, no US Olympic mens hockey team has ever medaled without a dude from Warroad on the roster, kinda funny for a town with pop less than 2K

The Meiz said...

Kod showed up

The Meiz said...

I assume Keith is runny diarying the All Star game.

tem said...

I'm impressed with H, but my question was still valid.

tem said...

if he is under 200 I need to get there.

tem said...

in unrelated news, I am going to cut off a leg.

The Meiz said...

If H goes sub-200, I'm going sub-200 again. I am willing to starve myself.

The Meiz said...

I clocked in at a fully-clothed 218 at the doctor's office last month.

Keef said...

I assume Keith is runny diarying the All Star game.



Nope

tem said...

day off. yay

Blue said...

working. boo

tem said...

you have to work to pay for that 3 series.

tem said...

by the by, isn't a 3 series small? how do you fit the kids in there? or do you have an SUV for that?

Keef said...

The nanny drives the kids in her minivan

Blue said...

my kids don't really ride with me much.

cmblue has a Chevy Traverse that she hauls the kids around in.

kids do fit in the back, they're both in booster seats now, so it doesn't take up as much room.

The Meiz said...

Good to see Monday guy showed up.

Keef said...

Monday guy is the worse*

The Meiz said...

Lagumes

Keef said...

I think I'm gonna make that trade for Segura, mize. I'd be getting Segura as my 22nd round pick, and Iwakuma as my 16th round pick. Giving up Cabrera as a 1st round pick. Dude is also axing for a draft pick, trying to negotiate a round

Keef said...

He's axing for 7th, I think that's too high.

I know you care

The Meiz said...

This place is awful

tem said...

tomorrow won't be better.

Keef said...

can you tell the future? Did you find mize's time masheen?

tem said...

yes and no

The Meiz said...

"I think I'm gonna make that trade for Segura, mize. I'd be getting Segura as my 22nd round pick, and Iwakuma as my 16th round pick. Giving up Cabrera as a 1st round pick. Dude is also axing for a draft pick, trying to negotiate a round"


I think that's a good trade. SS is a thin position, especially compared to 1B. You can compete for the title with a patchwork pitching staff.

The Meiz said...

Sorry I failed to reply in a timely manner

The Meiz said...

Brewers twitter was on fire for a while today.

Keef said...

I think that's a good trade. SS is a thin position, especially compared to 1B. You can compete for the title with a patchwork pitching staff.



Yeah. Ends up I won't have to give up an extra pick, either. And our draft is 22 rounds, so getting a SS like that with the final pick is suite.
Iwakuma & Segura will be keepers for me, as my 16th and 22nd round picks. Have to find one more keeper from my roster. Ellsbury as a 3rd rounder, Molina as a 14th rounder, Zack Wheeler 21st round, Gio Gonzalez 10th round,

Keef said...

This new iphone is suite. Having an uncracked screen is underrated

The Meiz said...

I'm bummed that you went iPhone. Genuinely.

Blue said...

once you go iphone, you never go back to crappy droid phones

The Meiz said...

Apple and their consistently old technology

Keef said...

I don't need "new technology". I need a phone that isn't slow as fuck. And cmk has a phone, so having facetime when I go out of town is a yahuge plus

Keef said...

cmk has an iPhone *

He's so dreamy said...

"once you go iphone, you never go back to crappy droid"

^^^^^^^^^^

The Meiz said...

I will fight you old people and your iPhones. Me & slim thugga from Attleboro will take you out.

The Meiz said...

And then we will take your mothers out to a nice seafood dinner and never call them back.

The Meiz said...

No bitching, H. You're in on this because I said so.

He's so dreamy said...

don't forget short thugga in bk..... he's anti iphone too

The Meiz said...

That's right!

The Meiz said...

Me, Slim, & "Average" are coming for you bums!

tem said...

tem is anti iphone as well

Keef said...

Me & slim thugga from Attleboro will take you out.



Is he related to sock king

tem said...

slim thugga is H.

Blue said...

Only people who are anti iPhone are those whom have never had an iPhone

Jugdish said...

im not anti iphone, but I prefer the droid

Jugdish said...

I may end up with the iphone next time because of the facetime reason keef mentioned...

Keef said...

slim thugga is H.



Yeah, the Attleboro part gave it away

Keef said...

im not anti iphone, but I prefer the droid



I preferred the droid. Then I had a droid.

Jugdish said...

I have a droid...galaxy s3, and it works great.

Blue said...

Droids are great the first year or so, then google updates the software like 4 times and by the end of your contract you are ready to throw the phone out the window

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