Friday, February 28, 2014

HEY BEY BEY

Hey baseball!  Ozzie Smiff take your meds bro.


Fucking Mets.


Dandy Sandy thinks they can and should win 90 games this year.  I'll continue once you guys stop laughing.












































SURFBORT
SURFBORT


My problem with suite potato fries is you can't dip them in catchup* and I want fries I can dip in catchup*.  You feel me?


Oscars?  Yes even though I haven't seent* any of the movies.  Same ol story.  Just hope 12 years a slave doesn't win everything because fucking slavery.  Gravity seems like it should win something.  Maybe like best director cuz that shit look cray.  Christian Bale seems good at his profession.


In wrestling news Hulk Hogan is back at WWE and the WrestleMania 30 host.  Also this WWE Network sounds like it's the shit.  And Ric Flair turnt* 65 this past week.  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!


Charlotte is a small ass city.  Two lefts and a right and you clear of the city.


2014 Witchita State > 2007 St. Joes


Advice:


Never answer your wife truthfully when asked "would you fuck her".  Especially if you're are me. 


Always make eye contact with the bus driver as you pass in front of his idle bus.


Eat more fruit.  Specifically citrus.


If the opportunity presents itself, get hurt at work.


Watch as much as TV as possible.  Same thing as reading a book.


Have at least 4 ounces of hard liquor daily.

176 comments:

Jugdish said...

if the service dog is gay, he could sue

Brooklon Baby said...

Fucking winter

Keef said...

Fucking winter



tell me about it. Fuckign rain

Jugdish said...

jug's neighborhood

Keef said...

Hang in there

Jugdish said...

its tough with this weather

Jugdish said...

wall

Brooklon Baby said...

At least its Friday.

Keef said...

I get into Cbus on Sunday and then on Monday the high is 19 and the low is 0. Thanks, tem.

tem said...

"I get into Cbus on Sunday and then on Monday the high is 19 and the low is 0. Thanks, tem"


we are supposed to get 4 inches of snow sunday and then 8 on Monday.

I suspect your flights either in or out (or both) will be delayed/cancelled.

tem said...

is this big 10 tourney already upon us? I thought you'd be here for that?

tem said...

is this big 10 tourney already upon us? I thought you'd be here for that?

Brooklon Baby said...

Snow huh

Jugdish said...

Jordan

Keef said...

I suspect your flights either in or out (or both) will be delayed/cancelled.



Whew. I was worried about having flight issues. Now I'm good.

tem said...

you're welcome.

Keef said...

is this big 10 tourney already upon us? I thought you'd be here for that?



I must have been using the wrong calendar

Keef said...

tem
Belfort hurt, Machida replacing him vs. Weideman

tem said...

Belfort hurt my ass.

Nevada passed a rule saying no TRT therapy.

tem said...

UFC says they aren't going to let people use TRT anymore.

Belfort and Sonnen might not fight again in the UFC.

if they do they will get their asses whipped.

Keef said...

Belfort hurt my ass.



OK kod.

Keef said...

That's probably TOTPM

Keef said...

I guess he withdrew because he's not applying for a license in NV

Keef said...

tem is smrt*. Despite his ass being hurt

Jugdish said...

how important is it to have a linkedin account when you're yob hunting?

Keef said...

LP has a linkedin account. It must be impotant*

Jugdish said...

tp has one too

Jugdish said...

so does eddie vedder

/tp

Blue said...

if you want to be linked in, you need an account

Blue said...

you'll be in the inner circle

of course all of your co-workers will know you're looking for a job...so there's that

Keef said...

Not if you're not "friends" with them

Jugdish said...

I have an account, but its not active. I don't know how much employers use it.

Jugdish said...

Thanks, Obama!

The Meiz said...

"how important is it to have a linkedin account when you're yob hunting?"

My thought is that linkedin is lame, but I know nothing. Strikes me as something people who can't sell themselves or have an empty track record use.

Keef said...

LP and Tem endorsed me. That's as good as gold

Keef said...

Also, LP, I think your post title is supposed to be Ay Bay Bay

tem said...

"how important is it to have a linkedin account when you're yob hunting?"

not important at all.

it is important if you want some random person to email you about stupid shit. sometimes they email you about jobs, but mostly it is stupid shit.

Brooklon Baby said...

No Bey Bey is homage to queen Beyonce for her partition video

Keef said...

I see that Amazon upped their free shipping minimum order to $35. Bass turds

Keef said...

I used the 2 gifts cards to buy a new sleeping bag, some Callaway gold balls, and preorder Frozen

Keef said...

golf

Keef said...

No Bey Bey is homage to queen Beyonce for her partition video




OIC

tem said...

"I see that Amazon upped their free shipping minimum order to $35. Bass turds"

Amazon Prime is the shit. Free shipping on all sorts of stuff.

Keef said...

Amazon Prime is the shit. Free shipping on all sorts of stuff.



And I think they just raised the price on that, too.

Keef said...

Or they are considering raising it. To something like $120.

Blue said...

sounds Jason collins

Keef said...

totes magotes

tem said...

if they make it $120 I will have to buy more shit from amazon to make it worth it.

fucking amazon has me roped in.

Keef said...

if they make it $120 I will have to buy more shit from amazon to make it worth it.


Almost everything I buy has free shipping if I hit $25/$35.

Blue said...

but not free overnight

Blue said...

amazon prime includes streaming videos too right?

tem said...

yeah but the free ones aren't that great.

tem said...

they did just add clerks 2 and usual suspects though.

Keef said...

but not free overnight



True. But I don't recall ever ordering anything from Amazon and needing it right away

tem said...

actually it looks like the avengers might be free to stream too

tem said...

Jack Reacher [HD]
Marvel's The Avengers [HD]
Guilt Trip [HD]
The Hunger Games [HD]
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
Stardust [HD]
Magic Beyond Words: The JK Rowling Story
The Broken Circle Breakdown [HD]
Skyfall [HD]
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang [HD]
The Last Stand [HD]
Spring Breakers [HD]
Foolproof
Flight [HD]
The Prince and Me [HD]
The Bling Ring [HD]
The Goonies (1985) [HD]
Miss Congeniality [HD]

The Meiz said...

Looks like I'll be able to get tickets for all the guys that want to go to Outkast. Just got the limit on the credit card quadrupled. Lowered my rate, too.

tem said...

I guess some of those aren't bad.

I have never used the free streaming though.

tem said...

" Just got the limit on the credit card quadrupled."

special case

tem said...

I'm still not going to the concert. 100% out. I am not wishy washy on this.

The Meiz said...

Good to know. Thanks for the info.

tem said...

you're welcome

Keef said...

Looks like I'll be able to get tickets for all the guys that want to go to Outkast. Just got the limit on the credit card quadrupled



Good luck with that. NS
I used to be buy all the tickets up front guy. Got hosed too many times with people bailing out.

The Meiz said...

There's only 4 or 5 of us, and I'm only buying for people who have a hard commitment by Sunday night.

The Meiz said...

And I'm rounding up the cost for going through the trouble of doing it.

Brooklon Baby said...

I got hosed at the combine.

/Mike Sam

The Meiz said...

I'm not doing some "oh, I'm sure he'll want to go" bullshit. We're grown adults. Be a man, and say either yes or no. Anybody on or near the fence is SOL. They can fend for themselves. I'll be having the time of my life with or without others there.

Brooklon Baby said...

Amazon prime has some original content set to debut. I may consider being a member if its good.

Keef said...

I'll be rocking the entire fuck out with or without others there.


*fized

The Meiz said...

"Amazon prime has some original content set to debut. I may consider being a member if its good."

I like Alpha House.

Jugdish said...

And I'm rounding up the cost for going through the trouble of doing it.



conmeizient charge

Blue said...

meiz should buy one extra ticket, jut In case there is a lady in his life by then

Keef said...

And I'm rounding up the cost for going through the trouble of doing it.



Through the trouble of buying tickets that you were already going to be buying?

Jugdish said...

meiz should buy one extra ticket, jut In case there is a lady in his life by then


and round that one up too

Keef said...

It would be grate* if mize took a lady with him. The following day here would be awesome with his ranting about how she fucked up what should have been the highlight of his life

Jugdish said...

how much are tickets?

H said...

Why can't you put ketchup on suite potato fries?

Jugdish said...

are they being rounded up to the nearest dollar? $10?

Jugdish said...

Why can't you put ketchup on suite potato fries?



you can put ketchup on anything. it might not taste good though

Keef said...

Ketchup is fine on suite potato fries, IMO

tem said...

ketchup on suite potato fries is good.

catsup is not.

tem said...

cmtem uses bbq sauce on them I think.

she loves suite* potato fries.

The Meiz said...

"are they being rounded up to the nearest dollar? $10?"

5 or 10. We'll see how charitable I'm feeling on Monday.

Blue said...

suite potato fries are ok

Blue said...

you're gonna hit them with the vig

Blue said...

spike lee hates EP

The Meiz said...

"meiz should buy one extra ticket, jut In case there is a lady in his life by then"


There won't be. I'm not sure that unicorn exists.

The Meiz said...

"spike lee hates EP"

I listened to that whole thing. It was pretty great.

The Meiz said...

"It would be grate* if mize took a lady with him. The following day here would be awesome with his ranting about how she fucked up what should have been the highlight of his life"

Undoubtedly. A woman would fuck it all up, spectacularly.

The Meiz said...

And I'm definitely hitting one of the guys with the vig for real. He doesn't have all the money available on Monday. He's kind of a loser. Needs to get a real job.

Blue said...

"He's kind of a loser. Needs to get a real job."

I hear there's a Customer Service supervisor position available at Sysco

Keef said...

Maybe he can get black lady's job

Blue said...

there's an AP job available

Blue said...

or AD

H said...

Why can I access lov from my phone but not my laptop? Weird. Every other site is fine.

The Meiz said...

"Maybe he can get black lady's job"

That job doesn't exist.

ns

Keef said...

racist

Brooklon Baby said...

Suite potato fry convo

Tem knows

Brooklon Baby said...

Spike Lee is a racist.

Great director though

Brooklon Baby said...

And lp don't live in those hoods. I live in what has always been a white neighborhood (now its yella* and white)

H said...

Honey on suite potato fries is good too

tem said...

your skinny butt can't eat suite potato fries any more.

H said...

An occasional treat is ok.

Brooklon Baby said...

Fat ass

H said...

I had my wisdom teeth out yesterday. Haven't had solid food in 2 days. Sucks.

Keef said...

There's that woe we've been missing

H said...

Oh bite me

The Meiz said...

"I had my wisdom teeth out yesterday. Haven't had solid food in 2 days. Sucks."

Wisdom teeth was fun. I borrowed Top Spin 2 from my buddy, and let the video game PEDs carry me. I went from sober & clueless to doped up & dominant.

Keef said...

I had fun with the hydrocodone when I got my wisdom teeth pullt*

The Meiz said...

It's cold in here

H said...

They gave me generic, non-narcotic oxycodone

The Meiz said...

I got a muscle relaxer and Vicodin. The muscle relaxer was incredible. Didn't really bother with the Vike.

Blue said...

an auditor that is here is eating goldfish snacks.

I don't think I've ever seen an adult (without kids) eating goldfish before

The Meiz said...

"I don't think I've ever seen an adult (without kids) eating goldfish before"

Same. We have Cheese Nips and Cheez Its

The Meiz said...

I like neither

Keef said...

I like nips

Keef said...

I like cheese anything



/rev

Brooklon Baby said...

Cunty McCuntstein?

The Meiz said...

"Cunty McCuntstein?"


Regarding my tweet? Yes.

The Meiz said...

"I like nips"

I'll eat both if they're there, but I won't buy them.

Brooklon Baby said...

White Cheddar Cheez-ITS bombsauce

The Meiz said...

They're too dry for my liking.

Keef said...

all crackers are dry

Blue said...

your face is dry

Brooklon Baby said...

Nips lol

Cheese
Nipples
Mini beers

Keef said...

your face is dry


Need a little humidity here

H said...

Wall

tem said...

I'm a cracker and not dry

Jugdish said...

work

Keef said...

Rain

tem said...

snow...soon

The Meiz said...

In WI, you can text if your vehicle is not in motion.

The Meiz said...

That was for Keith.

Also, I think I'm concussed.

ns

Jugdish said...

how did you get concussed?

The Meiz said...

Thin layer of snow, buddy's driveway was pure ice underneath, fall down and go boom. I've never slammed my head so hard in my life. It hurts bad. It hurts my head, neck, shoulders, and upper back.

Keef said...

In WI, you can text if your vehicle is not in motion.



Yeah, it might be like that here, too. That was my aunt that put that. She's a moron. I wanted to put good thing I'm not in GA

tem said...

"Thin layer of snow, buddy's driveway was pure ice underneath, fall down and go boom. I've never slammed my head so hard in my life. It hurts bad. It hurts my head, neck, shoulders, and upper back."

I know a guy who died from this

tem said...

he went into a coma immediately when he fell, so you are probably fine.

The Meiz said...

Jesus, Tem.

tem said...

"Yeah, it might be like that here, too. That was my aunt that put that. She's a moron. I wanted to put good thing I'm not in GA"

does your aunt know the difference between texting and taking a picture of something?

tem said...

the dude also hit his head on a curb, not a driveway. but still, ice, slip, fell, boom, coma.

The Meiz said...

"the dude also hit his head on a curb, not a driveway. but still, ice, slip, fell, boom, coma."

I've fallen and hit my head on a curb before. That ice hurts equally. I haz brain fog.

H said...

So stupid me, I went drinking last night. Took a perc around 10, stopped drinking around 11:30, went to Denny's... and literally passed out in the middle of breakfast and whacked my head on the floor. Spent the next 6 hours in the E.R.

The Meiz said...

H is a one-upper.





On the real, that's some irresponsible shit, Mike. Don't do that anymore. Please.

Jugdish said...

i jumped off a bridge once

Jugdish said...

not proud of it

Jugdish said...

cmjug's grandmother passed away yesterday afternoon. driving to OK next Wednesday after work for the Thursday funeral. she was 96 years old...lived a full life.

The Meiz said...

"i jumped off a bridge once"

You had to.

The Meiz said...

Off to dinner with the parents, sister & Mary Anne.

Jugdish said...

Bulls sign white guy

Jugdish said...

You had to.

This is true. In a related story, I'm never drinking Military Special tequila again.

Keef said...

does your aunt know the difference between texting and taking a picture of something?



I dunno. She's like 70. I'm guessing she assumed I took the pic and did the whole FB post at that moment

Keef said...

Was at Marshall's today and we're over by the kids shoes and bgas1 says "look mommy, I see Michael Kors". Cmk looks over and says "omg I've never been so proud". I gave her a ::stank glare::

Jugdish said...

Blackhawks game in the snow is cool.

The Meiz said...

I gave her a ::stank glare::



And I gave her one back.

The Meiz said...

I gave her a ::stank glare::



And I gave her one back.

Keef said...

Bulls sign white guy



Fucking Mormons

H said...

Happy Sunday

tem said...

Does he drive a SUV?

Jugdish said...

"He's not the first gay guy in the NFL. He's the first one to come out. Let's get that straight." said Sanders."


ISWYDT

The Meiz said...

I had a ribeye last night. It was meh. Too much fat, and I'm positive it was the exact same cut of meat my mom & sister had that was labeled as prime rib. Came out of the same box & everything.

The Meiz said...

Dining tip:

If you're out to eat, and are mulling over prime rib or ribeye, go with whatever is cheaper. It's the same cut.

ns

Jugdish said...

stupid golden corral

The Meiz said...

Bunkers restaurant at Edgewater GC. All restaurants do that. It's even in our third line descriptions for the ribeye cuts we sell.

Jugdish said...

listening to bulls/knicks on the radio...all the announcers are talking about is how much of a train wreck the knicks are.

The Meiz said...

They must have caught up with the rest of us, finally.

Jugdish said...

I don't listen to a lot of games, so I don't know if its a something they talk about for most of the game, every game, but they sure are today.

Keef said...

listening to los bulls/knicks on the radio...all the announcers are talking about is how much of a train wreck the knicks are.


*fized

Jugdish said...

good fix

The Meiz said...

Runny diary tonight, or no? I'd volunteer, but I don't have DVR.

The Meiz said...

T-Mobile is beasting up right now. I'm very interested.

Keef said...

I'm in temhio, so, no

Brooklon Baby said...

Wussbag

Jugdish said...

Tem lives in ohio and he posts

tem said...

maybe I'll do it r Tuesday. I dvred it.

Brooklon Baby said...

Fucking Russia

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"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





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"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





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