Monday, February 10, 2014

Happy Monday

Did Spiff quit and/or die?

I am also a fan of female snowboarders. They usually have great legs and backsides. I'll miss Gretchen Bleiler.

Does anyone else think it's sad that in 2014, a gay football player is still a big deal? If he can play, who cares what he does in the privacy of his bedroom?

They just better not let him get married!
/religious people

I did not watch one minute of Olympic coverage this weekend.

A-Rod giving up his legal fight is hilarity. I hope he finally shuts up and goes away for good. Get "injured" and collect the insurance money, let the Yankees move on, and say goodbye. No one wants him around anyway, including his own union. Remember when it was a foregone conclusion that he'd be the all time homerun king? Awwww.... too bad, so sad.

Was supposed to have a date on Saturday, but I got blown off. She's a redhead... I should have listened to Keith.

Go. Comment. Rejoice.

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Keef said...

The only thing worse than a ginger is nothing.

He's so dreamy said...

good post, h

Brooklon Baby said...

Olympics are on?

Brooklon Baby said...

At least pitchers and catchers are close

Brooklon Baby said...

Speaking of gay

Blue said...

you mean Mike Piazza?

Brooklon Baby said...

Wasn't 24 packs of agua like $2.99 a few years ago. Poland spring on sale now is like $5.99

Keef said...

generic brands are usually about $3

Brooklon Baby said...

I don't buy water stopped some time ago but by generic you mean like filtered water as opposed to Spring water?

Keef said...

No, I mean like Kroger brand as opposed to Arrowhead

Keef said...

I don't buy bottled water either, because we have an RO system. But yeah, bottled water is spendy

tem said...

we're doing the two posts a week thing now right?

good.

Jugdish said...

Yes...Lp on Thursday

Jugdish said...

I drink tap water at home. At work we buy the five gallon yugs*...not drinking the tap coming through those pipes in that old government building

The Meiz said...

I use a Brita pitcher at home. Our water seems to be fine in the Burg, but I live in a really old building, so pipes.

We have a pretty much limitless supply of bottled water at work.

Keef said...

I'm not drinking any tap water in this state

Keef said...

*unfiltered tap water

Brooklon Baby said...

Surprise. NYC has the best tap water.

Keef said...

Forbes.com found that the metropolitan statistical areas with some of the cleanest water on tap include Des Moines, Iowa; Austin, Texas; and Sioux Falls, S.D.
Other cities with sparkling clean water include Miami, Fla., and Birmingham, Ala.



Did NYC change their name?

Blue said...

Birmingham and NYC are the same

Brooklon Baby said...

Miami Florida? Florida's tap water could not be worse. That list is trash.

Keef said...

Yeah Forbes is pretty much like the Enquirer

Brooklon Baby said...

Just google NYC tap water and apologize later

Keef said...

I didn't say NYC tap water was bad. RIF

Keef said...

If it was the best, they probably wouldn't have 5 other cities listed and not NYC

Brooklon Baby said...

That list is trash because Florida is on it. Void.

Keef said...

Your face is trash because it was in Florida.

Brooklon Baby said...

This may be true

Blue said...

void

Keef said...

cmk had to buy a $350 table to put in our upstairs hallway yesterday. Like we don't have a shitton of money we're trying to pay off right now from this fucking new carpet.

Brooklon Baby said...

Fucking woman

The Meiz said...

"cmk had to buy a $350 table to put in our upstairs hallway yesterday."


Jesus. Doesn't she know about rummages and craigslist?

The Meiz said...

Estate sales?

Keef said...

She shops at Home Goods & TJ Maxx & Marshalls. So her justification is "Well, the regular price on that table is $800."

tem said...

all woman* do that shit

Keef said...

there you go

H said...

We're seriously doing 2 posts/week? Rev would be ashamed.

Keef said...

As opposed to your idea of killing us off

Keef said...

Screw rev

Blue said...

I personally like the 5 days a week vibe

The Meiz said...

This one's for El P

The Meiz said...

I think if we're really changing it, we should do M,W,F.

H said...

I was just making a point, Keith. Hyperbole. Look it up. :-)

The Meiz said...

I'm rather displeased with the Olympic curling broadcast schedule.

The Meiz said...

So there I am on Saturday night making some headway with this chick at the tavern, and my looney fried decides that we absolutely must leave and walk to the bar down at the other end of the main drag. Bastard.

Blue said...

karma

tem said...

that's what we did to H in Chicago.

he was thisclose to wrangling a 6 way with those 5 girls.

tem said...

I'm not posting tomorrow.

Blue said...

need a spot start?

tem said...

if there is supposed to be a Tuesday post then yeah.

if there is not any Tuesday posts anymore then no, because nobody needs to post.

Blue said...

quitter

tem said...

I'm on IR for a week.

I could swap days if someone wanted to.

Blue said...

7 day dl

H said...

"So there I am on Saturday night making some headway with this chick at the tavern, and my looney fried decides that we absolutely must leave and walk to the bar down at the other end of the main drag. Bastard."

You should not have left.

H said...

"he was thisclose to wrangling a 6 way with those 5 girls."

I never said that, but I could have pulled one of them for sure.

H said...

It did lead to the hilarious memory of Jug getting propositioned by that hooker.

Keef said...

and my looney fried decides that we absolutely must leave and walk to the bar down at the other end of the main drag



Noone made you go

tem said...

my phone is going apeshit with invites to some band.

Keef said...

You should go and rock the entire fuck out

/mize

H said...

Sorry, Tem.

The Meiz said...

Bam. Cheesecake Factory sent me a $50 gift card.

The Meiz said...

Tem, tell your people in Dublin and Columbus to stop email faxing us their stuff. We don't want it.

The Meiz said...

"You should not have left."

I know. NBD though. I don't have Dat Thirst.

Keef said...

Cheesecake Factory sent me a $50 gift card.




nice

Keef said...

I had to google nbd

Keef said...

I feel dumb

The Meiz said...

"I had to google nbd"

Okay, Tem.

The Meiz said...

"nice"

All that stress they put on me is finally paying off.

s

Keef said...

Okay, Tem.




I'm not up on all the vernacular you kids are using these days

tem said...

"Tem, tell your people in Dublin and Columbus to stop email faxing us their stuff. We don't want it."

which people?

tem said...

"Okay, Tem."

I don't google shit. I axe here.

H said...

"I know. NBD though. I don't have Dat Thirst."

Must be nice to feel so superior to everything, including basic human needs...

tem said...

meiz is the most asexual person I know.

I don't mean that as an insult. it is fascinating. it just doesn't seem to be a top 10 concern for him.

tem said...

or he is full of shit and it is totally a big deal.

tem said...

either way, fascinating.

The Meiz said...

"I don't mean that as an insult. it is fascinating. it just doesn't seem to be a top 10 concern for him."

It's not.

Keef said...

Mizechael Sam

The Meiz said...

riiight

H said...

"or he is full of shit"

TWHNBS

H said...

When you swing and miss repeatedly, eventually you stop swinging...

Keef said...

Did someone say swinging?

/kod

tem said...

meiz being bi would not shock me in the least.

H said...

No, I don't think he is bi or gay. I think he's wholly unsuccessful with the fairer sex and tries to act all indifferent about it.

H said...

Cuz "dat thirst" did make us run to a hole in the wall bar in Chicago chasing Cubs Chick.

The Meiz said...

"I think he's wholly unsuccessful with the fairer sex and tries to act all indifferent about it."

This is untrue. I've had my fair amount of encounters with these chicks in the past. I just get tired of seeing the same women over and over and over again in my little corner of the world. The shit was redundant by the time I was 24-25. And I'm not about to go about banging fat broads.

Keef said...

Maybe he just had dat thirst for a specific drink at that hole in the wall bar

Keef said...

I just get tired of seeing the same women over and over and over again in my little corner of the world



Don't live in a small town

The Meiz said...

"Cuz "dat thirst" did make us run to a hole in the wall bar in Chicago chasing Cubs Chick."

That was awesome. I was shitfaced and you broke a chair by sitting in it.

The Meiz said...

"Don't live in a small town"

I like it.

Blue said...

I think I just sharted


rip PSH

Blue said...

"Twins GM diagnosed with treatable cancer"

so skin cancer...got it

Keef said...

I like it.



The Meiz said...

...I just get tired of seeing the same women over and over and over again in my little corner of the world. The shit was redundant by the time I was 24-25. And I'm not about to go about banging fat broads.

The Meiz said...

I like living in a small town.

Keef said...

except for the job situation and the woman*

H said...

and having to drive two towns over for bait

Keef said...

That was because of Cougar reasons

Blue said...

he's not two towns over anymore

Blue said...

keep up

Keef said...

my 5th anniversary is in 2 weeks. Looks like traditional gift for year 5 is wood. I think I've got that covered. I am dat thirsty

tem said...

ha

Keef said...

We got into a ya-huge fight last week about that. Didn't talk for like 3 days.

H said...

About lack of sexy time?

Keef said...

yeah. lack is putting it mildly

H said...

Ask her if you can start hiring hookers.

tem said...

that argument is one you can't win.

I don't even bother with the argument, you lose no matter what.

I used to wonder why people would cheat on their wives, i do not wonder that anymore.

Keef said...

She's like the female version of mize, in that she has no thirst at all.

Keef said...

TMI, I know. But this is the trust tree.

Keef said...

After 3 days of not talking, she did come up to me and apologized and said she would go see a therapist or something about it. I doubt that'll happen.

Keef said...

I used to wonder why people would cheat on their wives, i do not wonder that anymore.




^

Spaceman Spiff said...

"said she would go see a 'the rapist'"

hint hint, role play time

Spaceman Spiff said...

didnt die, had my National Faggot League post loaded up

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

forgot, and will be in vegas next monday so probably wont even put up a presidents day one liner

Spaceman Spiff said...

eventually ill get to a spiff update post

The Meiz said...

"except for the job situation"

?? I like my job just fine.

Blue said...

VEGAS baby

The Meiz said...

Fucking Presidents Day

tem said...

"in that she has no thirst at all."

if you are getting it more than twice a month nothing is going to change for you

Keef said...

eventually ill get to a spiff update post



congrats on getting married

Keef said...

if you are getting it more than twice a month nothing is going to change for you




and if I'm not?

Blue said...

fucking congress

get a life

Blue said...

"if you are getting it more than twice a month nothing is going to change for you"

says the guy who has been married like 3 months

tem said...

"and if I'm not?"

then maybe you'll get up to twice a month.

tem said...

"says the guy who has been married like 3 months"

2+ years.

honeymoon is over. there is no good news.

Brooklon Baby said...

Damn missed a pussy talk

Brooklon Baby said...

Daughter watches full house before she goes to bed. Thought I'd never see an episode of this crap. At least its squeaky clean.

Keef said...

Getting tired of these kids sharing a virus back and forth. Pain is the asses*. (s)

tem said...

sick kids means no sexy time

The Meiz said...

"Daughter watches full house before she goes to bed. Thought I'd never see an episode of this crap. At least its squeaky clean."


AYFKM? You've never seen Full House? I blame your parents.

Keef said...

Not tonight

Keef said...

But we did have it Saturday and Sunday, so we exceeded February quota already

Keef said...

AYFKM? You've never seen Full House?




Yeah wtf

tem said...

back to back days? get outta here with your bitching.

Jugdish said...

Damn missed a lack of pussy talk


fixed

Jugdish said...

AYFKM? You've never seen Full House?

and he says he's an American

Jugdish said...

 think if we're really changing it, we should do M,W,F.

Spiff on Mondays, mize on Wednesdays, Lp on Fridays

Brooklon Baby said...

I never said I never saw it. Was saying thought I'd never see it again.

TGIF bro. Full house. Family Matters. Step by Step.

tem said...

again is a key word to add

Jugdish said...

I said I never saw it. Was thinking I'd never see it again.

fixed

Jugdish said...

hilarity

Blue said...

Tuesday asshole

/ep

Keef said...

again is a key word to add



It's how I talk in real life bro

Keef said...

/LP

Brooklon Baby said...

The browns are a mess

The Meiz said...

Still unhappy with the lack of curling being presented to me by NBC/Universal

Jugdish said...

local rink down here offers curling leagues.

The Meiz said...

We actually have a big curling club in Cedarburg. They just put up a new facility on the county fairgrounds.

Keef said...

bgas1 getting tested for rotavirus now. Unsuite

Keef said...

You take your kids to the doctor? The fuck is wrong with you?


/LP

tem said...

rotavirus?

wtf?

tem said...

I hope she fails or passes, whichever is the preferred outcome.

The Meiz said...

I'm thinking about committing a felony in Michigan based on the information I have on their maximum security prisons' foodservice.

Those dudes are eating like kings.

tem said...

makes sense. go for it.

Keef said...

You might want to think twice. There's probably not much pussy there.

The Meiz said...

Like that matters

Keef said...

shawn white choked

Keef said...

spoiler alert

tem said...

did eastwood save him?

Blue said...

fucking russians

The Meiz said...

"shawn white choked"

He was already building his excuse this past weekend. He was saying how he didn't like the halfpipe there, and it was too soft.

I say buck up. Everybody is playing with the same handicap.

tem said...

yeah and he did well in round 1, so whatever, he choked, it happens. he is getting old for the sport, it is time for the new guys to win.

Keef said...

He was saying how he didn't like the halfpipe there, and it was too soft.




Everyone was complaining about the snow, though.

Keef said...

it's like 60° there

Keef said...

Shirley Temple died.

The woman, not the drink.

Keef said...

Peanut butter M&Ms are so good

tem said...

I dislike peanut butter m&ms.

the peanut butter is too smooth or something.

tem said...

I like reese cup style peanut butter.

Blue said...

yeah, peanut butter m&Ms are weird

Blue said...

reeses pieces are better

Jugdish said...

mint m&ms are the better

Jugdish said...

shaun white lost because I picked him to win gold in streak for the cash

Keef said...

I dislike peanut butter m&ms.


your* nuts

Jugdish said...

careful, beth

Keef said...

yeah, peanut butter m&Ms are weird




your* weird

Jugdish said...

Lp

Keef said...

mozzarella sticks coated with Doritos flavoring.




I've made a chicken breast coated with crushed up cheese Doritos. It was delicious.

tem said...

doritos chicken is genius

Keef said...

it's no chicken lasagna, but it's pretty tits

Blue said...

as opposed to ugly tits

Keef said...

I bet rev has ugly ones

tem said...

gross.

too much rev talk

Jugdish said...

too much tits talk too

/mize







s

Keef said...

ns

Jugdish said...

the women hockey players look like kids out there

Jugdish said...

do they play on a smaller rink?




s

Jugdish said...

women? they have cooking and cleaning in the Olympics now?


/Lp

The Meiz said...

"I've made a chicken breast coated with crushed up cheese Doritos. It was delicious."


WFT?

The Meiz said...

Did I tell you folks what my cousin(who I haven't seen in over a decade) is bringing up north this weekend?

tem said...

a kid?

Blue said...

hookers

Blue said...

heroin

The Meiz said...

He works at a pork packing plant, sooo

Ham, ribs, tenderloin, chops, and breakfast sausage. Ridiculous.

The Meiz said...

Am I posting tonight? If so, I need author/admin permission.

Keef said...

WTF?



What was this for?

The Meiz said...

Doritos chicken?

tem said...

were we informed of his occupation previously?

Keef said...

What context was the wtf?

The Meiz said...

"were we informed of his occupation previously?"

Negative

Keef said...

He works at a pork packing plant, sooo



Pork packing plant? I watch that porno on the regular

/LP

Keef said...

Block

Keef said...

Bold

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