Wednesday, January 29, 2014

SUPER XVILLEIOXXE

Apparently ticket prices are coming down.

My neighbor got tickets through the broncos lottery...bastard.

Broncos are holding their press conferences from a boat on the Hudson River.  Which always reminds me of this



There was some weird speech last night.  Some guy talked about a bunch of bullshit, and then afterwards some lesbian talked about even more bullshit.  I watched zero seconds of it.

It's funny to me when places that don't usually get ice and snow, get ice and snow.  It's like the fucking apocalypse.  Cmblue's family in Alabama was freaking out yesterday.  Her cousin had to send their neighbor, in his golf cart, to go pick up their son from daycare.  This shit is hilarious to me.  Then they give me the old, well we don't have the equipment like you do in Colorado.  Who gives a shit.  I still drive in the snow and ice, and I get where I'm going just fine.  Bunch of retards.

Mafia still runs NYC apparently Glad they're having the Superbowl™ in NY/NJ...you stay classy New York.

136 comments:

Jugdish said...

It's funny to me when places that don't usually get ice and snow, get ice and snow. It's like the fucking apocalypse.


^^^^

all local schools were closed yesterday and we didn't go into work because there might have been some ice on the roads

Jugdish said...

on the flip side when it gets really hot up north people start dying and that's just another summer day down here...so there is that

Jugdish said...

also...you don't want to be on the ro-ads down here if it does freeze because a lot of people in the south don't know how to drive on ice and snow

H said...

I can imagine how fun that must be to watch

Brooklon Baby said...

yeah my sister keeps sending me pics of the snow it's like an inch and the school is cancelled

pshychos

Blue said...

yeah, milob wanted to Skype with the girls yesterday so she could show them the snow.

they were not impressed

Jugdish said...

people were sending pics of their windshields frozen over to the news...it was like hurricane coverage down here. stores were packed on Monday with people stocking up on food and supplies...it barely got below 30

Jugdish said...

the day off was nice though

Jugdish said...

The real story behind the name Pearl Jam came from a brainstorming session in a Seattle restaurant when the musicians were desperately trying to replace their original name, Mookie Blaylock.

Jugdish said...

I bet tp knew that already

Brooklon Baby said...

I thought they were mother love bone

Brooklon Baby said...

that is my Rep baby!
couldn't be prouder throw that boy jew off that balcony

BROOKLYN STAND UP

Keef said...

The real story behind the name Pearl Jam came from a brainstorming session in a Seattle restaurant when the musicians were desperately trying to replace their original name, Mookie Blaylock.


I thought everyone knew that

NS

Brooklon Baby said...

cnn.com hilarity front page about the "snowstorm" in atlanta

Blue said...

Mookie Blaylock was Eddie's band

mother love bone was stone and jeff's band

they came together and formed PJ

Blue said...

or something like that

The Meiz said...

"on the flip side when it gets really hot up north people start dying and that's just another summer day down here...so there is that"


Old people. It's the old people that die. Natural selection.

Jugdish said...

I thought everyone knew that


I didn't

Blue said...

that's why their first album is named "10"

The Meiz said...

"I didn't"

GTFO

The Meiz said...

"I didn't"

GTFO

The Meiz said...

Suite double post

He's so dreamy said...

"Mookie Blaylock was Eddie's band

mother love bone was stone and jeff's band

they came together and formed PJ"

ed did not have a band. when the lead singer of mother love bone died they recruited vedder and mike mccready and called themselves mookie blaylock, because of legal issues while recording ten they changed the name to PJ. the PJ line up actually toured under the name MB before ten was released

He's so dreamy said...

I wonder if Beth is doing ok with all the snow in Atlanta. someone might want to pray for her

Brooklon Baby said...

"well we don't have the equipment like you do in Colorado. Who gives a shit. I still drive in the snow and ice, and I get where I'm going just fine"

whats funnier to me about the snow in the south story is most of those redneck hillbilly folk have trucks

I mean that's their thing, trucks like pickups and jeeps and 4wd "off-roading" vehicles

just JILARITY

Brooklon Baby said...

I like how tp refers to vedder as "ed"

He's so dreamy said...

"I like how tp refers to vedder as "ed"


I was going to go with Edward Louis Severson III

Brooklon Baby said...

ok stalker

Jugdish said...

whats funnier to me about the snow in the south story is most of those redneck hillbilly folk have trucks


believe it not, none of them filled up with gas before this weather hit

Brooklon Baby said...

4 inches (LKC) bro

gas should have been plentifulm if you're taking a dig at my situation from 2012 we had 26 inches and gas stations ran out of gas something nobody thinks about in a metropolis like nyc

Brooklon Baby said...

I'm wise to that game, next time a blizzard is hitting i'll be gassed up in case gas cannot be delivered

Brooklon Baby said...

fucking chipper

Keef said...

Lp just played the special case card

Jugdish said...

nobody thinks in a metropolis like nyc



fixed

Blue said...

"fucking chipper"

what the fuck did Freddie do with his car?

Brooklon Baby said...

"Lp just played the special case card"

not special, extreme

you're not suggesting these are the same right?

Keef said...

In this instance they are the same

Brooklon Baby said...

sure

tem said...

"I thought everyone knew that "

you know I did not.

The Meiz said...

"what the fuck did Freddie do with his car?"

I guess he made his way to a parking lot somewhere, and that's where Chipper picked him up.

Blue said...

I read more about this, apparently people just started abandoning their cars on the streets. thus making them impassable (unpassable?) for other motorists.

Brooklon Baby said...

assholes

The Meiz said...

I drive my hatchback Chevy Aveo on frozen show-covered lakes and these assholes can't drive in 3-4" of snow.

Why on earth would you abandon your car?

The Meiz said...

*snow-covered

Jugdish said...

wall

Brooklon Baby said...

this is a tough game to call

I'm leaning Seahawks

Blue said...

are you talking using the spread?

Blue said...

cuz I know you don't believe the seachickens are going to actually beat the broncos

tem said...

tem thinks the broncos are going to roll to an easy win.

27-6.

Blue said...

you must have 7 & 6 as your squares

Brooklon Baby said...

spread is 2 and yes I think they might win

if you think they will allow wes welker to be running 2 yard shallow crossing routes without getting murdered....

if you think they can't disrupt peyton with just 4 guys.....

if you think percy harvin isn't a big addition......

if you think the broncos will be able to run the ball effectively....

if you think seattle offense is doing the chip on shoulder thing because they are not getting any love (all the focus is on the d).....


flip flopping

on the other hand peyton the prolificity (made that up) of the offense....man

Blue said...

ISWYDT...fucker

Brooklon Baby said...

this game will be close I know that

LOLZ

Blue said...

IF the seahawks O can score some points, they'll have a shot.


If the broncos get up by a couple of scores early though, it could be lights out.

tem said...

ufc talk:

Renan Barão vs. Urijah Faber

These guys fought before and Barão won a decision. Barão has been the champ (well interim) for a long time, maybe he has lost the eye of the tiger. The first fight was fairly close, I expect this one to be close too. I'll go with Faber even though he always chokes in the title fights.

José Aldo vs. Ricardo Lamas

Aldo is the man. I don't foresee this being a tough fight for him. He'll win via some form of stoppage before the 3rd round. Then he will move to lightweight and get an instant title shot. Then Pettis will get hurt training and Aldo will end up fighting Henderson.


Frank Mir vs. Alistair Overeem

A gift wrapped win for Overeem. Even though Overeem seems to have a glass jaw, it doesn't show up until the 3rd round. I don't think Mir has the ability to last 3 rounds with Overeem. Mir has been hit a lot in his career and now gets KOed pretty easily. Too bad for him. He'll lose via KO in round 1 or 2.



John Lineker vs. Ali Bagautinov

umm, Bagautinov sounds tougher I guess. I think I've seen both these guys fight once and they both looked good. The Ali guy looked better I guess. He wins via left handed super man punch KO.

Jamie Varner vs. Abel Trujillo

One guy is on his way up, the other on his way down. Umm, let's go with the guy on his way up. Abel is able. Ha.

tem said...

"you must have 7 & 6 as your squares"


square numbers actually aren't drawn yet.

tem said...

I don't see the Seahawks O mustering much of anything.

I don't see Harvin lasting past halftime before he is hurt again.

I don't see the Seahawks D keeping Manning out of the end zone enough.

I don't think Manning will make the same mistakes Kaep made that allowed the Hawks to win the NFC title game.

Jugdish said...

whatta gotta beast mode?

Blue said...

broncos have a good run defense...like real good (top 5 only allowed 1-100 yard rushing game). They can't cover for shit, that's their problem.

tem said...

they can probably cover doug Baldwin.

tem said...

RE: bronc D

pass yardage gets inflated because teams are often playing from behind.

running yardage gets deflated because teams are often playing from behind.

Keef said...

if you think percy harvin isn't a big addition......


Hahahahahaha he can't stay on the field for more than 5 minutes

tem said...

I still think beast mode will be contained. he'll have some cool runs, but I don't think he gets into the end zone.

tem said...

by the by hawks fans should be fucking pumped by my pick.

tem said...

another rough market day for tem.

Brooklon Baby said...

"I don't see the Seahawks O mustering much of anything.

I don't see Harvin lasting past halftime before he is hurt again.

I don't see the Seahawks D keeping Manning out of the end zone enough.

I don't think Manning will make the same mistakes Kaep made that allowed the Hawks to win the NFC title game. "

if I'm a mush what do we call tem?

Brooklon Baby said...

"Hahahahahaha he can't stay on the field for more than 5 minutes"

he will for this one

tem said...

what's a mush?

Jugdish said...

what's a mush?


I've been saying "mush" since the 6th grade

/mize

tem said...

keith's google machine says it is a Multi-User Shared Hallucination.

tem said...

oh, is it wall time?

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

I like it when cmjug says the dinner choice is up to me, but shoots down every option I mention.


S

Brooklon Baby said...

whats a mush?

ayfs?

Brooklon Baby said...

ys,c?

Brooklon Baby said...

a mush is a gambler who NEVER wins

or a guy who has bad luck basically

Jugdish said...

wall

Blue said...

"by the by hawks fans should be fucking pumped by my pick"

no shit

Blue said...

"another rough market day for tem."

yeah, market beat me up pretty good too

party's over bro

H said...

"whats a mush?"

Never seen Bronx Tale?

tem said...

you know I haven't.

nothing about that title sounds good.

tem said...

my picks are terrible. but when I go to Vegas and bet I do ok. but I am like an antijinx for teams here.

Blue said...

fucking tem

The Meiz said...

And apparently I'm an NBA wizard in Vegas.

H said...

I also did not know about Pearl Jam's original name

The Meiz said...

WTF?

The Meiz said...

I SWEAR we went over this years ago.

tem said...

I don't remember half the shit we talk about.

Keef said...

Fucking flu

H said...

"I SWEAR we went over this years ago"

I lack Keith's super memory powers.

Keef said...

I honestly thought the Mookie Blalock thing was common knowledge

NS

The Meiz said...

I've known the Mookie Blaylock thing since middle school. I too thatought it was just common knowledge amongst people who listen to music.

He's so dreamy said...

too bad they weren't mookie Wilson fans

tem said...

not country fans. I can't name two people in pearl jam

He's so dreamy said...

some country people have covered PJ songs.... willie Nelson, Natalie maines, sugarland and some derks guy

The Meiz said...

Dierks Bentley

Keef said...

Diggler

tem said...

1)Natalie Maine's isn't country anymore.

2) when they play the song on the radio they don't bother saying it is a pearl jam cover because nobody cares.

tem said...

what songs got covered? I know a lot of sugarland and diets.

tem said...

country people think pearl jam is what rich people put on their bob evans biscuits.

tem said...

axed cmtem to name someone in pearl jam she eventually said Eddie Vedder

tem said...

axed her to name one of their songs and she said last kiss or first kiss or something about a car accident.

The Meiz said...

I think I may have just half ways poo-pooed somebody's hole in one on the fb masheen.

tem said...

and we remembered Jeremy or something

The Meiz said...

Yeah, I don't know the names of the songs, but I know them when I hear them.

I can give you Evenflow, Jeremy, and Daughter. That's it.

I'm sure there are many parallels with me and the rap music.

He's so dreamy said...

"what songs got covered? I know a lot of sugarland and diets."

willie did just breathe. sugarland did better man. I think deirks did alive on jimmy Fallon

tem said...

they don't play any of those on the radio

tem said...

faith hill sang breathe. nice video

He's so dreamy said...

"axed her to name one of their songs and she said last kiss or first kiss or something about a car accident."

last kiss is not really a PJ song. it's a cover of a song from the 60s.

tem said...

if they sang it I'm gonna give her points for a correct answer.

H said...

Yellow Ledbetter is my favorite PJ song.

He's so dreamy said...

"I'm sure there are many parallels with me and the rap music."

PJ just released a live single of 99 problems... I think jay z was at one of the Brooklyn shows and got up on stage.

Keef said...

My top 3 are Jeremy, yellow Ledbetter, and the elderly woman behind the counter in a small town

The Meiz said...

PJ & Hov in Philly

He's so dreamy said...

too many outdoor NHL games now... one every once in a while was ok

The Meiz said...

Just youtubed it. Yellow Ledbetter is a good one.

Keef said...

TMNHLT

He's so dreamy said...

the Philly link was good stuff

H said...

I'm ok with once a year. 3 this year was definitely too much.

Keef said...

I couldn't have named anyone in PJ except Vedder

Keef said...

the Philly link was good stuff



Yes

Keef said...

TP is in heaven today

He's so dreamy said...

"TP is in heaven today"

Lordz of PJ

He's so dreamy said...

mike emrick is the best

H said...

I know Eddie and Mike McCreedy. That's it.

tem said...

I couldn't have named Vedder before yesterday or maybe the day before.

He's so dreamy said...

h, I'm sure you also know of Matt Cameron.... he's also the drummer for soundgarden

tem said...

I can name mccreedy now. I'm up to two. I don't know how many are even in the band.

H said...

"mike emrick is the best"

As in the hockey play by play guy, or is there a PJ member of the same name?

He's so dreamy said...

"As in the hockey play by play guy, or is there a PJ member of the same name?"

hockey. I was watching the end of the islander/rangers game and he was going ape shit

H said...

Gotcha. He's good. Super nice guy, too.

He's so dreamy said...

was he in the limo? I'm guessing he was a good tipper

Keef said...

They played just the tip

Jugdish said...

TP is in heaven today

Eddie's hotel room?

H said...

I drove him to the airport a few hours after the game 6 of the Stanley Cup finals last year (Chicago's clincher). It was only a 10 minute drive, we talked hockey, and he threw me $20, which was cool.

Jugdish said...

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