Friday, January 03, 2014

snow. run.

Tims kid. That's all you need. This guy was outside shovellimg in some Nike's. You dumb brah.

I stole cmep d and d gift card. Gonna buy mad $1 iced coffees and iced teas. Don't know babe you must have lost it.

Manzilla is mad gay.

Ludacris was a pretty good rapper.

Still love McDaniels for the browns job.

And I wonder if the vikes wait out the playoffs and poach the niners guy or bevell.

I'm going pack only because I don't think kaep will be good in that weather. You can't run gore 50 times. Lacy younger.

Going Philly. Jets demolished saints at home this year they blow on the road.

Bengals and Cheifs.

These picks don't factor spread. Still studying that. Just winners.

Have a nice day.

Snow.

175 comments:

Brooklon Baby said...

Posted from phone. Laptop cranky.

Jugdish said...

a friend of mine posted this on fb recently:

"Mom told me not to tell anyone but just had the best night of my life!!!! Dude at the bar was grinding on my mom so dad steps in and tells hims to chill so then his buddies step up and all hell breaks loose!!!! Me, my Dad,Brother Rob and homie cleaning house on these soft ass fools!!! Moms mad but never disrespected !!!!!!!"


I'M A MAN! I'M 40!!!

tem said...

"d and d gift card"

dungeons and dragons?

Brooklon Baby said...

Tembagger.

tem said...

"a friend of mine posted this on fb recently"

sounds like a meiz post.

tem said...

is d and d dunkin donuts?

tem said...

we have d and b here. it is dave and busters, but it isn't a coffee joint.

Brooklon Baby said...

Yo why are we naming snowstorms now? Man we are weak.

Jugdish said...

because it hit the northeast

Jugdish said...

kod scoffs at your "snowstorm"

Jugdish said...

I have the "im not going to steamboat" blues. taking a hiatus from fb and twitter for about a week starting today around noon

Jugdish said...

any of you dads open a college fund for your kid(s), and if so, what type of account did you go with? im meeting with a finance guy on monday

Brooklon Baby said...

No. I suspect only blue has money to put away. I drop some dough in a savings account but usually end up using it throughout the year. Or by the end of the year.

tem said...

I didn't open any account.

tem said...

ns, don't know what d and d is.

if it is dunkin donuts, why the "&"?

it isn't dunkin and donuts.

tem said...

529 plans are popular here for parents to save for kids schoolin'

Jugdish said...

I have a mutual fund account and was thinking of doing something similar so id have more freedom with it down the road.

tem said...

liquidity is so key. those 529 plans make your money pretty not liquid. if something happens you have to jump through some hoops to get at it. and even then you can't sometimes get at it.

tax free growth is nice though. at least I think it grows tax free.

Blue said...

it's tax free

you get deductions (if you itemize) for 529 contributions as well

tem said...

"you get deductions (if you itemize)"

don't you get phased out of those?

Blue said...

I think it varies state by state

but 529 plans, as long as they are fully used for college expenses, are 100% tax free, including any gain on investment

tem said...

I mean the deductions on the fed return get phased out pretty quickly don't they?

Blue said...

I think it's tied to AGI

tem said...

Q. What is a 529 plan?

Answer. A plan operated by a state or educational institution, with tax advantages and potentially other incentives to make it easier to save for college and other post-secondary training for a designated beneficiary, such as a child or grandchild.

Q. What is the main advantage of a typical 529 plan?

A. Earnings are not subject to federal tax and generally not subject to state tax when used for the qualified education expenses of the designated beneficiary, such as tuition, fees, books, as well as room and board. Contributions to a 529 plan, however, are not deductible.

Q. Can anyone set up a 529 plan?

A. Yes. You can set one up and name anyone as a beneficiary — a relative, a friend, even yourself. There are no income restrictions on on either you, as the contributor, or the beneficiary. There is also no limit to the number of plans you set up.

Q. Are there contribution limits?

A. Yes. Contributions can not exceed the amount necessary to provide for the qualified education expenses of the beneficiary. If you contribute to a 529 plan, however, be aware that there may be gift tax consequences if your contributions, plus any other gifts, to a particular beneficiary exceed $13,000 during the year. For information on a special rule that applies to contributions to 529 plans, see the instructions for Form 709, United States Gift (and Generation-Skipping Transfer) Tax Return.

Jugdish said...

be aware that there may be gift tax consequences if your contributions, plus any other gifts, to a particular beneficiary exceed $13,000 during the year.



I don't see this being an issue

tem said...

if you can afford to give them $13k you can probably just afford to send them to college.

tem said...

and not need a 529 plan at all.

Keef said...

if it is dunkin donuts, why the "&"?



Because it's LP

Keef said...

any of you dads open a college fund for your kid(s), and if so, what type of account did you go with? im meeting with a finance guy on monday




We keep talking about it but haven't started yet

Keef said...

Yo why are we naming snowstorms now? Man we are weak.




Make sure you don't forget to fill up on petrol

Brooklon Baby said...

That was an apocalypse

tem said...

seems like you got through it ok.

tem said...

do d and d is LP speak for dunkin donuts?

Jugdish said...

we should assume Lp plays dungeons and dragons until we are told otherwise

Blue said...

actually cmep plays dungeons and dragons, and he stoled her magic card

tem said...



here

tem said...



here

Brooklon Baby said...

We say D&D for whatever reason for dunkin donuts

I guess cuz it sounds like that its there fault. Put a g at the end and it's proper.

Brooklon Baby said...

And I said iced coffees and iced teas. Do they have that in dungeons and dragons?

Keef said...

D&D* only has $1 iced coffee on rare occasions

Keef said...

We say D&D for whatever reason for dunkin donuts

I guess cuz it sounds like that its there fault. Put a g at the end and it's proper.




I have nofa king clue what this means

Keef said...

I don't know why, but LP saying D&D reminds me of the time Steve commented about a Snoop song and called it Gin In Juice

Keef said...

We go to D&D* every weekend for donuts & iced coffee

The Meiz said...

Black lady.


CANNED.

Keef said...

blue did it

The Meiz said...

Thank you, Blue.

tem said...

"Do they have that in dungeons and dragons?"

maybe. I think the dungeon master gets to make the rules.

tem said...

"I have nofa king clue what this means"

it means that D&D* uses poor grammar so LP is going to show them by adding a "&" to their name and see how they like that.

tem said...

meiz is off to a rockin new year.


I mean a rockin & new year

tem said...

"We go to D&D* every weekend for donuts & iced coffee"

hello 250 lbs

Keef said...

hello 250 lbs



I'm holding firm at 202

Keef said...

I mean a rockin & new year




hilarity

Keef said...

its there fault.



LP is so smrt

tem said...

he was pointing out the location of the fault.

it is there.

Keef said...

he said its. So he may be saying that the fault belongs to there

The Meiz said...

I'm really happy today is Friday. Feels like a bonus weekend.

Keef said...

fa sho

The Meiz said...

Packers/Niners finally sold out.

tem said...

"So he may be saying that the fault belongs to there"

that is probable.

Brooklon Baby said...

Great now instead of Sysco paying that black lady you will be subsidizing her food and shelter. Congrats. You lost.

Brooklon Baby said...

D&D running a $1 any size iced coffee/iced tea promo on the NYC metro area keef.

Brooklon Baby said...

What stops owners from buying them up to ensure no blackouts?

Keef said...

D&D running a $1 any size iced coffee/iced tea promo on the NYC metro area keef.



Nice. Last $1 promo we had for D&D was last summer

Brooklon Baby said...

LP is so smrt

Thanks man.

tem said...

nothing.

but why would the owner care if there is a blackout?

Jugdish said...

What stops owners from buying them up to ensure no blackouts?


some dude boat* the last of the colts chefs tix and gave them away to military...not sure who it was though

Keef said...

What stops owners from buying them up to ensure no blackouts?



NFL doesn't care who buys them.

Brooklon Baby said...

They do it dead of winter to limit damage but I don't fall for it. I drink em all year round.

Keef said...

Lots of businesses buy tickets and donate them to people

tem said...

Kim Jong Un fed his uncle to 120 starving dogs: report


wow

Keef said...

They do it dead of winter to limit damage but I don't fall for it. I drink em all year round.



Nice. Gotta go for the caramel one

Brooklon Baby said...

Owner wants to avoid a local TV blackout no?

Brooklon Baby said...

Just for the sake of brand.

tem said...

I doubt the owner cares.

NFL is a toy for most owners.

The Meiz said...

"Great now instead of Sysco paying that black lady you will be subsidizing her food and shelter. Congrats. You lost."

Wrong.

A) She works for Manpower. They'll place her elsewhere.

B) The state denies her welfare benefits because she's considered "work ready".

Keef said...

Kim Jong Un fed his uncle to 120 starving dogs: report



jesus

The Meiz said...

"NFL is a toy for most owners."

Not for the Packers' owners.

tem said...

I think we have M&P around these parts.

tem said...

"Not for the Packers' owners."

hence "most"

Jugdish said...

Not for the Packers' owners.


good thing the packers owners stepped up and got some tickets

The Meiz said...

Buncha pansies.

The Meiz said...

I know a bunch of people are begrudgingly going to the game. Totally not excited.

Keef said...

good thing the packers owners stepped up and got some tickets



ISWJDT

tem said...

brilliant

Keef said...

Thai food for lunch today

Jugdish said...

going to pf changes tonight...thanks gift card!

Jugdish said...

changs

Jugdish said...

p&f changs

The Meiz said...

And we have begun the scavenging of Tamika's desk. Good times.

The Meiz said...

Chef Arthur did it again!

Ham & potatoes and such for lunch. That man's a money saver.

Jugdish said...

of course he is in favor of that

Keef said...

Had some delicious kung pao chicken

Blue said...

"Had some delicious kung pao chicken"

ah the general

The Meiz said...

Hate when the satellite radio cuts out in the middle of the day. HATE it. Makes it so awkward in the office.

Jugdish said...

Hate when the satellite radio cuts out in the middle of the day. HATE it. Makes it so awkward in the office.


radio? who needs the radio??? MOCK!!

/mize

tem said...

yahoo! mock draft:

"7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Johnny Manziel QB, TAMU"






oh, lord I hope not.

tem said...

"ah the general"

the car insurance guy?

Keef said...

ah the general



No. Thai House

Keef said...

Hate when the satellite radio cuts out in the middle of the day. HATE it. Makes it so awkward in the office.



You don't have regular radio?

tem said...



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tem said...

heather rutter has 25 of 30 correct so far

The Meiz said...

"You don't have regular radio?"

It plays throughout the building over the PA. We're the only ones it cuts out on.

Keef said...

1 tem 13 of 30 242 340
2 Keef 13 of 30 196 361




GEMS

Keef said...

P&G boat* the remaining tickets to sell out the Bengals game

Brooklon Baby said...

Kung Pao is not Thai as.

Jugdish said...

Kung Pao is not Thai as.


its their fault, they put the g on the end

/Lp

Keef said...

Kung Pao is not Thai as.


I was at a Thai place and had Kung Pao chicken. Sue me

Keef said...

its there fault, they put the g on the end

/Lp



*fixed

Brooklon Baby said...

I don't want to sue you just pointtimg out that when you say I'm going to get Thai for lunch I don't expect to mean I'm getting Chinese food at a Thai place for lunch.

That's all.

Keef said...

it's all chinese anyway

/LP

Jugdish said...

texans trying to be cute

The Meiz said...

"texans trying to be cute"


Still not impressed. Chicks like that everywhere.

Jugdish said...

i want this done to me when I die

/Lp

Keef said...

unreal

Jugdish said...

careful, Lp

Brooklon Baby said...

Mase feat. Total
#nowplaying
#1999

The Meiz said...

I love the Postmodern Jukebox cover of "Royals"

tem said...

Blank stare

The Meiz said...

Youtube is your friend.

Keef said...

Yo why are we naming snowstorms now? Man we are weak.



Last year you had winter storm Nemo or some shit

tem said...

Tittays

H said...

"Black lady.


CANNED"

Did she play the race card?

H said...

"B) The state denies her welfare benefits because she's considered "work ready"."

Score one for the good guys! Also, kinda hilarity that she only works fir that reason. Clearly she looked into collecting. Lazy bitch.

H said...

""Had some delicious kung pao chicken"

ah the general"

Someone is confusing kung pao with general gau

tem said...

that's the joke.

it is from a movie.

tem said...

and it is general & tso

tem said...

general gau is a robot from battlebots or some visual effects company created like 2 years ago.

H said...

there's actually both. General gau and tso. I just figured gau cuz it was closest to pao

H said...

"General Gau’s chicken, often called General Tso’s chicken, is chicken that’s been battered and fried, then coated in a fragrant, orange-y ginger sauce that’s spicy, tangy, sweet, and hot all at the same time."

The Meiz said...

Holy shit, I got really fucked up last night. I can't go out in public anymore. This is an issue I need to address.

The Meiz said...

"Did she play the race card?"

Nope. Always calling in, sabotaging the department, etc...

No room for the race card. My boss tracks everything.

Jugdish said...

My boss tracks everything.


smat*

Jugdish said...

"Did she play the race card?"


Yeah, what's her time in the 40?

/Lp

Keef said...

Bo knows death

Jugdish said...

Freak can't be happy

The Meiz said...

"Bo knows death"

Wait. What?

Brooklon Baby said...

Officially took all dogs. Cheifs. Saints. Chargers and Pack.

Jugdish said...

Wait. What?

^^

I googled bo jackson when I saw that

tem said...

"General Gau’s chicken, often called General Tso’s chicken, is chicken that’s been battered and fried, then coated in a fragrant, orange-y ginger sauce that’s spicy, tangy, sweet, and hot all at the same time."


sounds like a case of so many people saying the wrong thing for so long that it is true now.

or you found like 1 website that calls it that.

tem said...

"Bo knows death"

what?

Keef said...

Diddley

The Meiz said...

"I googled bo jackson when I saw that"


Same here. Not cool, Kev.

The Meiz said...

Holy Andrew Luck

Keef said...

Bilok and his bf were over here this afternoon. Bilok is def a chubby chaser

Keef said...

Same here. Not cool, Kev.



Don't assume

The Meiz said...

Holy shit.

Keef said...

Wow

Brooklon Baby said...

That shit cray

The Meiz said...

Got these scrimps thawing out.

Brooklon Baby said...

Made stuffed burgers and beer battered onion rings.

Keef said...

Getting Los Favoritos carryout

The Meiz said...

I've wanted to get Chinese food for the past few days. Looking at the prices on the menus keeps turning me off.

tem said...

Don't look at prices. Enjoy the ambiance, let the waiter bring you what he thinks you want

Jugdish said...

I've wanted to get Chinese food


I love c&f!

/Lp

The Meiz said...

Ha. Just saw that exgfmize is married to that dude now.

The Meiz said...

Holy crap, just saw the profile pic. No bueno.

The Meiz said...

Pau for Bynum trade is allegedly happening. WTF?

Brooklon Baby said...

Isn't Chinese food cheap?

Keef said...

Heading over to D&D* now

The Meiz said...

"Isn't Chinese food cheap?"

Hell no.

tem said...

Chinese takeout for me and cmtem is one of the most expensive takeouts we get

Keef said...

Chinese takeout place by us always has buy one entree get 50% off the 2nd, so it's usually about $15 total

Keef said...

If the bengals lose I'm gonna be so pissed. This last month of footyball has been awful

Keef said...

In my $ bowl pick em I had 34 pts on Alabama and 35 points on ASU, missed em bolth. Id be in first place by a lot if I had those points, instead I'm in 17th. First place gets like $1200

The Meiz said...

"Chinese takeout place by us always has buy one entree get 50% off the 2nd, so it's usually about $15 total"


Not cheap. It would be at least $10 for me alone, for a decent meal.

I'll stick to this $2 Jack's frozen pizza.

Brooklon Baby said...

Your crazy

Brooklon Baby said...

I'm so confused. I can get lunch special from takeout for $5, $7 if I want something "off" the menu. And it is plenty. Two meals if I don't feel like being a fat ass.

The Meiz said...

I have myself on a $3 per meal budget. I'll break it on a rare occasion, but not as badly as what chinese would cost me.

Brooklon Baby said...

Dinner too?

The Meiz said...

Yes. 1-2 meals per day, $3 each.

tem said...

Grats on the life event H.

The Meiz said...

I saw that, too.

Keef said...

Yay Niners

H said...

"Your crazy"

His crazy what?

H said...

Thanks, Tem.

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