Monday, January 13, 2014

Runny diary

Here we are again at the as. mansion for another Golden Globes. I like globes, but I like them more tan than golden.
Tina Fey & Amy Pohler are hosting. They're funny, for chicks. Apparently I'm either a woman or a gay man because I'm watching at home. That makes you all gayer or womener for reading this. This monologue seems too forced, but it's funny enough. At least it's not that British dude hosting again, so they have that going for them, which is nice. 
Martin Scorcese seems like a cool old fuck. 
I didn't know Parks and Recreation is still on the air? Who knew?
Ha, that was a funny George Clooney joke. You guys missed it.
They just showed one if the Somalian dudes from Capt Phillips, and they said he's from Minnesota. It's weird how many Somalians are in Minny. What's up with that, kod?
Planet Hollywood is still a thing? I thought that went bankrupt years ago. 
Ok this monologue is getting better. You guys really are missing it, though.
Ha, Tina Fey wants to fuck the goddamn Somali pirate. I don't blame her. He has great teeth.
Cmk just crowned me because I said "who's that?" about a dude presenting an award and it was Channing Tatum.
J-Law won the first award for American Hustle. I think I want to see that movie. She's not at cute as I remember. Too bad. 
Mmmmmmmmmila Kunis. That is all. She fine.
Some lady just won for a tv show and took about 2 minutes to get to the stage. Now she doesn't know how to give a speech. She said shit, but they bleeped it too early so you heard the shit part. That made up for the last 5 minutes of my life she wasted.
There is a Jewish guy on stage now. I know that narrowed it down. You should be able to figure it out.
What the fuck is with every winner taking forever to get to the stage? At least they correctly bleeped this ghostly emo bitch.
Awkward moment. The teleprompter was showing the wrong shit or Jonah Hill and some cute blonde. But the blonde didn't know how to improvise so it was just awkward.
Walter White guy won lead actor for a tv drama. Nerve seen that show, but I hear it's great. Some day when I'm old I will watch it.
Breaking Bad wins best tv drama. Nerve seen that show, but I hear it's great. Some day when I'm old I will watch it. So what does the Hollywood foreign press do? Fucking foreigners.
Bono won an award for a movie song. Not Sonny Bono. He died years ago. He was doing a straight slalom ski run. Is Bono gay? He's just wearing an earring in his right ear. Maybe he's not gay. But he's definitely a homo.
It's amazing how many of these people win and get up to the mic and have no idea what to say. Speaking in public is your goddamn profession. It's all you do. I don't get it.
I like Olivia Wilde. But she's knocked up. I think she's with an SNL guy. He wins.
Way too many skinny bitches tonight. I've seen more ribs tonight than that one time I went to Tomy Roma's.
Wait, Andy Samburg has a tv show? When did this happen? And he won the globe for it? What am I missing?
Oh, so according to cmk, I am missing at some shows aren't actually on tv, they are only on Netflix. KIK. But I don't think his show is one that is on Netflix. So I guess I'm back to the first square.
Melissa McCarthy is a fucking BEAST. Which makes sense, I guess. She probably eats a lot of McDonald's.
Frozen win for best cartoon. That was a pretty good flick. Actually, one of the better new Disney movies I've seen in a while. See? I like some cartoons.
Emma Stone's lisp bothers me. Like, a lot. A whole lot. Sue me.
Ben Affleck is HAMMERED. Slurring like a motherfucker. He's not even trying to hide it.
Uma Thurman is gross.
So the Samburg show won best comedy series. Has anyone here seen this show? Is it really that good? Better than Modern Family? It's about Brooklyn, so I'm sure LP loves it. That's probably why it won, because CM is the best.
American Hustle is cleaning up. Both chick awards and best comedy motion picture. I guess I'm gonna pick that one for our date night movie this weekend. 
Leo DiCaprio must dip a lot. He has dip lip.
Best drama motion picture goes to black folk. Never heard of that slave movie before tonight.
That's all. Time to go attempt sexy time.

75 comments:

Brooklon Baby said...

Damn your pop culture knowledge is creeping into tem zone

Brooklon Baby said...

Good post though

Blue said...

I watch that Brooklyn 99, it's funny enough

Blue said...

wooderson won for best actor in something

nerve thought I'd see the day that wooderson was a best actor at anything

tem said...

"Wait, Andy Samburg has a tv show? When did this happen? And he won the globe for it? What am I missing?"

Brooklyn 99. It is a good show.

Everything on it is the best.

tem said...

Samberg show is on fox. Tuesday, 8pm EST.

tem said...

aja it is a pretty funny show.

H said...

I hate Andy Samberg

H said...

Not one commercial for that show has been funny to me or compelled me to check it out.

tem said...

I never watch SNL, so I had no real opinion of him.

I like him well enough on the show.

Blue said...

yeah, he's funny enough

tem said...

supporting cast on the show is pretty good

Keef said...

Damn your pop culture knowledge is creeping into tem zone



I'm not home at night during the week so I don't know new shows that are on.

tem said...


"I'm not home at night during the week so I don't know new shows that are on."


don't get all butthurt over it kev.

Keef said...

shit, sorry

Brooklon Baby said...

You could just say you don't give a shit. Not being home is not an excuse with all the options we have now to watch TV.

Tablets, smart TV, Netflix, etc

Keef said...

Not being home is not an excuse with all the options we have now to watch TV.



Fair enough. I watch very little TV in the 2 hours that I'm at home, and 95% of the time Disney channel is on. So w/o having regular tv on, I don't see commercials for those shows.

Brooklon Baby said...

Word on kids shit always on the tv.

Surf the world wide web. They will tell you what to watch.

Keef said...

Surf the world wide web. They will tell you what to watch.



I'll do that when I'm home at night and have time to watch shit. Once I'm home, I already have planned to watch Breaking Bad, Modern Family, & Big Bang Theory

Brooklon Baby said...

You should watch Breaking Bad. I think you would like it.

That goes for all of you. I hate being that guy because I too stubbornly won't watch something that Everyone tells me to watch but it's that fucking good. So fucking good. Sopranos level might be better haven't decided yet.

It took me 3 years to finally watch The Wire because of my stubbornness.

Brooklon Baby said...

If you get Netflix and for the kids its really great....add House of Cards and Lilyhammer to that list.

House of Cards is great so far.

Keef said...

You should watch Breaking Bad. I think you would like it.



Definitely in the plans at some point

Brooklon Baby said...

Gonna start The Walking Dead soon and started Orange is the new black

FX original programing also very solid so far. Justified is really fun. The Americans is intense as hell. And The Bridge was NUTS.

You saw Homeland? You should get on that too. People hated on season 3 but season 1 & 2 were phenomenal

Keef said...

Gonna start The Walking Dead


Is that zombie shit? No interest in that

Keef said...

You saw Homeland? You should get on that too



noted

Brooklon Baby said...

Big bang theory and modern family you can catch on syndication now no need to rush to those. I find network TV corny for the most part. Modern Family I've seen maybe a dozen episode and its probably the better of the bunch. I don't like big bang.

Parks and rec is funny sometimes. 30 Rock was funny most of the time. So far Brooklyn 99 is funny.

I gotta peep game on this Blacklist.

Brooklon Baby said...

Zombie shit

Yeah I feel you don't care for it either but its more of a human drama than monsters running around. So they say. So I'll give it w shot

Keef said...

Big bang theory and modern family you can catch on syndication now no need to rush to those.


Fair enough

Brooklon Baby said...

Switching gears football is wonderful

The Meiz said...

"Oh, so according to cmk, I am missing at some shows aren't actually on tv, they are only on Netflix."


CMK is either lying or retarded.

Brooklon Baby said...

Fucking Niners huh. Sometimes Kapernick makes a throw and I'm like that was amazing then he makes another throw and I say what the fuck was that. And sometimes I think when he is confused he just runs.

He's probably going to be great. I think.

Brooklon Baby said...

House of Cards and Orange is the New Black is exclusive to Netflix

Stop calling cmk names.

The Meiz said...

Walking Dead is good enough. I watch it here & there, but I'm not up on all the crazy plot lines.

Keef said...

Switching gears football is wonderful



You gotta win the last 3

Keef said...

House of Cards and Orange is the New Black is exclusive to Netflix



Also Arrested Development

The Meiz said...

"House of Cards and Orange is the New Black is exclusive to Netflix"

My bad. Thoat Orange was Showtime.

Keef said...

CMK is either lying or retarded.




Maybe you are

The Meiz said...

Evidently

Keef said...

Pitchers & catchers in like a month

Keef said...

oh man, Kate Beckinsale looked so hot last night

Keef said...

looks like Outkast has 40 dates scheduled for their tour

Keef said...

kicking it off in Cedarburg

Brooklon Baby said...

Lots of hot chicks in Hollywood

Brooklon Baby said...

Gotta win last three

Fucking backdoor covers

tem said...

"CMK is either lying or retarded."

arrested development is only on Netflix now, right?

Brooklon Baby said...

You should at least admit you didn't think I'd make it this close

Pretty sure I'm going niners with point's

No clue on AFC game yet

tem said...

"kicking it off in Cedarburg"

can't go, the Cedarburg arena is a piece of shit and is on the other side of town and that day is bad for me and parking there sucks and.....

Keef said...

arrested development is only on Netflix now, right?




Where'd you hear that?

Keef said...

Fucking backdoor covers



A cover is a cover

The Meiz said...

FESTIVAL TOUR!!!!!!!

YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!

SUMMERFEST, DAMMIT! THOSE FOOLS BETTER HIT SUMMERFEST

Keef said...

You should at least admit you didn't think I'd make it this close



Absolutely

The Meiz said...

"can't go, the Cedarburg arena is a piece of shit and is on the other side of town and that day is bad for me and parking there sucks and....."

Good, we don't want you here.

Keef said...

can't go, the Cedarburg arena is a piece of shit and is on the other side of town and that day is bad for me and parking there sucks and.....



ha. Plus, the Subway there is awful and Big Boi loves him some Subway

tem said...

"Where'd you hear that?"

this thing called google.

Keef said...

this thing called google.




ctrl F 12:22

He's so dreamy said...

""Where'd you hear that?"

this thing called google."

tem's reader is off today

He's so dreamy said...

breaking bad was grate.... put it 1st on your list

He's so dreamy said...

walking dead is good too.... totally understand the anti-zombie shit, but the show is worth checking out

Keef said...

breaking bad was grate.... put it 1st on your list



dualy* noted

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

You should at least admit you didn't think I'd make it this close



I was sweating the afternoon game yesterday going into the 4th quarter

H said...

"arrested development is only on Netflix now, right?"

The new episodes, yes

Jugdish said...

can't go, the Cedarburg arena is a piece of shit and is on the other side of town and that day is bad for me and parking there sucks and.....

Scrolling through comments on my phone...thought it was mize who posted that for a second.

Keef said...

wall

Jugdish said...

All this TV talk has me restarting Arrested Development...borrowed season 1 from someone awhile back and never watched anymore after that.

tem said...

"this thing called google.

ctrl F 12:22"

see, proves my point that LOV is just as good as google if not better.

Keef said...

oops, their bad

Keef said...

wall

Brooklon Baby said...

Whizzy to Titans.

Caldwell front runner for Lions.

tem said...

Thought the titans owner had a hard on for the Seattle defensive coordinator

tem said...

That ducking cruise ship is still stuck in italy

tem said...

Sorry about the facebook news H

H said...

She fucked my friend while I was in Dallas. Not even a week after we got together. Then was laughing about it in messages to her friends on Facebook. But of course, the stupid bitch left herself logged into Facebook on my laptop...

tem said...

Sucks to hear.

El pad can probably have her killed.

Also nice friend.

tem said...

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