Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Manning vs Brady XXIIV

I've already grown tired of hearing about this upcoming AFC championship game.  Cmblue is a patriots fan, and has been trying to convert the kids all week.  If she keeps it up, I'm taking someone else to the game on Sunday.

Apparently Peyton Manning likes Bud Light.  I think that's just because he's smart and knows they are an official NFL sponsor.  Because if that's true, he has shitty taste in beer.  The craft breweries here in Colorado are all up in arms about this.  I don't think he drinks Bud Light, he's just a crafty spokesman.

Busy time of year in the blue household.  Kids start ski lessons in a couple weeks, will be nice to get back to going up to the mountains every weekend. 

I don't get the Jim Caldwell hiring.  They were obviously waiting to interview Whisenhunt, and when he took the Titans gig, well, we got our 3rd choice.  I still think McDaniels would have been an amazingly good choice there.

So this is what Indiana basketball has become, we storm the court when we beat a conference opponent?  Bobby Knight is rolling over in his grave.

Fucking Tesla and Elon Musk, just killing it out there.

They played the who would you rather be, Brady or Manning game on the radio yesterday, that's not even a competition.  But everyone agreed that DiCaprio wins in a landslide. "Like a supermodel's vagina, let's all give a warm welcome to Leonardo Dicaprio"

Seahawks roll this weekend

H - are we betting on this game?



113 comments:

Jugdish said...

So this is what Indiana basketball has become, we storm the court when we beat a conference opponent? Bobby Knight is rolling over in his grave.


I hear a lot of sports talk guys talk about that too. I get what you're saying, but really its just a bunch of drunk kids storming the court...I don't get what the big deal is.

Jugdish said...

will be nice to get back to going up to the mountains every weekend.



jerk


wadr

tem said...

beat undefeated #3, and you lost to them like 17 times in a row.

sure storm the court.

Jugdish said...

wall

Blue said...

"beat undefeated #3, and you lost to them like 17 times in a row."

spoken like a true IU alum

tem said...

indeed.

H said...

Kevin, I haven't forgotten our bet. My unemployment claim is taking forever. I hope to get it out by the end of month. Apologies.

H said...

Yea, we can bet, Blue. Points or straight up?

H said...

No xnij, but I think Denver wins. It took bad weather and some extreme blunders down the stretch for the Pats to win the first time. Plus it is hard to beat a good team twice inthe same season.

H said...

My only shred of hope is that Peyton is Peyton.

H said...

Side note, we all bust balls here, but I really appreciate that you guys have left my recent situation alone. Just wanted to say thanks.

H said...

Oh, I had a natty earlier, huh?

H said...

*taps mic* is this thing on?

The Meiz said...

I don't know what H's actual recent situation is, and I really don't care. People are up in arms because somebody had like a 1 week relationship? Sheeeeeeeeeeeit.

The Meiz said...

Patriots win this weekend. I told you, they're winning the Super Bowl this year. And it seems they've figured out how to play a little defense.

Bill's gonna son Peyton yet again.

Jugdish said...

Vikings hiring the zimmer guy

Blue said...

meiz is smart

Jugdish said...

hilarity

Jugdish said...

kipper has manziel going to Texans at #1 right now...please let that happen

Jugdish said...

kiper

Jugdish said...

blogger autocorrects now...its annoying

The Meiz said...

"blogger autocorrects now...its annoying"


Whaaaaa?

Jugdish said...

maybe its my browser

Keef said...

Kevin, I haven't forgotten our bet. My unemployment claim is taking forever. I hope to get it out by the end of month. Apologies.



No worries

Keef said...

Vikings hiring the zimmer guy



I went from being thrilled that Gruden was gone to being pissed that they let Zimmer go. And he didn't even go to be a HC, he's taking the same position. And Marv is still there. They're going to be shitty next year. This year

Jugdish said...

arian foster isn't having a good week

Brooklon Baby said...

What. He's the head coach.

Jugdish said...

no, he's a running back

Keef said...

What. He's the head coach.



My fault. I was getting Minny mixed up with Detroit and was thinking Caldwell. Apologies

Keef said...

Still upset the Bengals are going to go back to being shitty next year.

Brooklon Baby said...

Ok reverse job jinxer extroidinaire

Keef said...

Zimmer was the best thing about that team. They still have shitty Dalton and shitty Marvin, and the OC isn't really an upgrade over Gruden.

Keef said...

You could even say I had zimmer chills

tem said...

"I don't know what H's actual recent situation is, and I really don't care. People are up in arms because somebody had like a 1 week relationship?"

so you do know what it is....got it.

tem said...

bengals will be a good team next year, but their problem is that the steelers, ravens and probably even browns will be better next year than they were this year.

division got harder.

Keef said...

so you do know what it is....got it.




boom

iamunstoppable said...
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tem said...

erascist*

iamunstoppable said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJl0XuDKSjc

ah screw it, cNp it yourselves.

iamunstoppable said...

you're all still here.

Jugdish said...

for the most part...how have you been?

tem said...

we have nowhere else to go

iamunstoppable said...

sup jug. doin great. i eat red meat and slap a ho every day just to stay right. hows it goin?

iamunstoppable said...

sup tem

Jugdish said...

doing well...had a kid a couple of months ago. I think everyone here as a kid except mize (that he knows about S)

tem said...

why wouldn't you be slappin hos?

Keef said...

mize has a niece, though. Or maybe a nephew. But he's not involved in his/her life

iamunstoppable said...

congrats to all of you for having the future dropouts of Master P and Lil Romeo's ICDC College!

Keef said...

H doesn't have a kid

Keef said...

rev has a kid. It's probably yahuge

tem said...

H has a kid, he just doesn't know about it yet.

tem said...

"congrats to all of you for having the future dropouts of Master P and Lil Romeo's ICDC College!"


I'm excited to know that my kid will even get into such an esteemed establishment.

Jugdish said...

H doesn't have a kid


Congrats!

/Lp

iamunstoppable said...

has zeke spawned?

tem said...

"After hearing Peyton Manning yell "Omaha" more than 40 times at the line of scrimmage during Sunday's victory over the San Diego Chargers, an official with Omaha Steaks says the company is considering offering the star quarterback an endorsement deal that could include calling out their name within the game.


NFL spokesman Brian McCarthy said that the league doesn't have a rule in place that would forbid such a deal being made."


hilarious. I can just see QB yelling slogans out at the line of scrimmage now. white ninety, white ninety, almond joy's got nuts, hut hut.

Brooklon Baby said...

Today blows

tem said...

zeke died. his wife won't let him comment anymore.

Keef said...

zeke died and moved to denver

tem said...

"For this weekend's conference championship games, Front Row Analytics says each mention during an audible would be worth $150,000. Joyce Julius projects the value to be higher -- $500,000. For the Super Bowl, Front Row Analytics says each mention would be worth $400,000 in equivalent ad value, while Joyce Julius says each mention during the title game would be worth $1.3 million."

fuck.

iamunstoppable said...

what is it about about african american youth redemption movies that makes me got so soggy. damn you, human spirit for overcoming all obstacles and being such an inspiration!

iamunstoppable said...

has El P's daughter started stripping at Bat Mitzvahs yet?

Keef said...

wall

iamunstoppable said...

i Berlin'd this bitch

The Meiz said...

Look at this fuckin' guy

iamunstoppable said...

what up, blood.

iamunstoppable said...

am i the only one who thinks Johnny Manziel aint shit? i just dont see it. cute for college, but gonna get kilt in the pros.

Keef said...

you aren't the only one

iamunstoppable said...

jesus is my nigga

iamunstoppable said...

good, bc the WWL always has manziel's ball hairs in their throat and i kinda cant take it anymore.

Jugdish said...

you aren't the only one


this

Keef said...

He's the new Tesus for them

Keef said...

I can't imagine there's any fucking way that he's worth the #1 pick in the draft.
Unless the Texans are purely going for marketing dollars

Blue said...

he could be the next...

tem said...

next doug flutie is his ceiling.

iamunstoppable said...

agreed. and he doesnt even seem that marketable, with his DB personality.

Jugdish said...

agreed. and he doesnt even seem that marketable, with his DB personality.


he'd be marketable in Houston for sure. hell there are a lot of (dumb) fans here who would love it if they signed vince young today.

Jugdish said...

of course winning is very marketable too

iamunstoppable said...

texans will suck no matter what

tem said...

your face is not marketable.

Jugdish said...

your face is not marketable.


depends on what you're marketing

Keef said...

The Los Angeles Dodgers and Clayton Kershaw have agreed on a seven-year, $215 million deal, sources with knowledge of the situation told ESPN.com.



oof

Jugdish said...

suite

/tommy john

Jugdish said...

wall

Blue said...

"/tommy john"

why would a retired pitcher care?

Keef said...

was wondering the same thing

Blue said...

was going to buy one of those nest thermostats, but now that google owns them, nope

Blue said...

belichick playing games already

Keef said...

$250 for a thermostat is redonk when you can get a normal wifi one for about $100

Blue said...

yes, but it must be better if it costs more, right?

Keef said...

Have you seen that Kwikset makes bluetooth door locks?

Keef said...

yes, but it must be better if it costs more, right?




well yeah

Keef said...

Except if you're the Yankees or Cowboys

Blue said...

"Have you seen that Kwikset makes bluetooth door locks? "

I wanna get one of those wifi ones

Keef said...

we're replacing all of the doorknobs in our house. Shit is spendy. Gonna be like $500 to replace them all.

Keef said...

we are not going with the bluetooth ones, obviously

The Meiz said...

Just got dinged $221 for inhalers. They wouldn't ship them to me without payment first. That blows.

Brooklon Baby said...

Inhalers?

Blue said...

meiz has mad asthma, kept him from being a basketball star in highschool, remember

Keef said...

They wouldn't ship them to me without payment first.



The nerve

Keef said...

Don't they know about that is as good as money sir, that is are IOU.

Jugdish said...

try to keep each inhaler breath to under $3 each




s

Keef said...

ha

Brooklon Baby said...

Good insurance I see at sysco

Brooklon Baby said...

S

Keef said...

If he has a health savings choice policy you pay 100%

Blue said...

asthma med ain't cheap, I know this, especially if you have a plan that only pays for generics

no generic asthma meds

He's so dreamy said...

good to see iam is still alive

The Meiz said...

"Good insurance I see at sysco"

Actually, it's quite good. The prices aren't exorbitant for each item. I have to use a mail order pharmacy, so I'm getting 3 months worth of 2 different inhalers.

The Meiz said...

"no generic asthma meds"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

There used to be, and there will be again. The government mandated that inhalers can no longer contain CFCs a while ago, so essentially the companies are making "new" drugs. Once they run their course, companies can begin making them under generic names.

The Meiz said...

Joe Montana & Steve Young have a combined 7 road playoff losses.

/continues troll

The Meiz said...

Look at Josh with the Jonah Keri RT. I've been there. It's a nice place to be.

tem said...

7 road loss stat is even more of an obvious troll than the road win stat.

Jugdish said...

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