Friday, January 17, 2014

Labiaoplasty

You know what freaks me out? This ad on the Subway for Eye Donors. Man that freaks me out, some other person seeing life through my cold dead eyes. Are any of you dirtbags organ donors?

All the pros pros are calling this one for Brady and Belichick but Vegas still has them as 6 point dogs. That's a lot. So much on the line for Peyton it's a legacy game. Does Del Rio sell out the secondary to stop the run? This is a fascinating game. More often than not this weekend is better then the Super Bowl. Not because there are two games but because the matchups are juicier.

Seattle has had the Super Bowl swag since week 1. But there is something about the way the Niners are playing. Something is clicking. And the time is right for clicking. I really hated the way Russell Wilson played last week. I thought he was terrible. He will need to be better if they plan on beating the Niners.

Man Heath Ledger was so money in The Dark Knight.

When this is all said and done can we ring up Hernandez for the Unabomber?

I wish like movie distribution companies would consider a product or service that streams movies out in theaters to homes across the country. I have to think this out but basically you offer pay per view type service but for the theatrical release. I would love to see American Hustle but have no interest in going to the movies to see it. I get it may threaten the very existence of the theaters which is why I'm admitting it needs some thinking but it's a solid idea I think.

I have a dream.

78 comments:

H said...

I am an organ donor

H said...

My autocorrect changed organ to orgasm in the last comment. Giggity.

H said...

I like your streaming movie idea, EP. It won't gotten though. Then they wouldn't be able to rank the next "highest grossing movie of all time!"

Even though those rankings are bullshit since they don't adjust for inflation or higher ticket prices.

H said...

Blue never answered if he's giving me the points or not.

H said...

I still think teams not selling tickets to visiting fans is such a coward move.

Brooklon Baby said...

If you give the theaters a cut of the ppv buys that might work and production companies can't count the ppv buys as ticket sales.

Get me Harvey Weinsteins number that fat jew

Brooklon Baby said...

Nobody will want your chowdah organs bro

He's so dreamy said...

my drivers license says I'm an organ donor

He's so dreamy said...

38 degrees this AM in Tampa.... fuck that

He's so dreamy said...

sotp hit a 3 at the buzzer in his basketball game last night.... his team was up 32 at the time. he loves garbage minutes. had a career high 9 points and 3 assists last night

H said...

Wow... sotp was running it up, huh?

Blue said...

"Blue never answered if he's giving me the points or not."

do you want the points? it's 4.5 today, or at least that's what I heard on the radio

Blue said...

"I still think teams not selling tickets to visiting fans is such a coward move."

the patriots get an allotment to sell to their fans

Blue said...

it doesn't really matter anyway, there wasn't a chance anyone was going to get tickets in or out of the area.

stubhub and ticketexchange aren't limiting who can buy the tickets.

Keef said...

You can't spell unsportsmanlike without sotp

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Blue said...

you gotta get your when you can

Keef said...

you gotta get your when you can



That becomes words to live by when you say I do

Blue said...

sotp is prepping for marriage

He's so dreamy said...

"sotp is prepping for marriage"

hilarious

He's so dreamy said...

sotp only plays during garbage time.... hopefully he will get meaningful minutes next year

Keef said...

Lefties suck at basketball

Keef said...

That was basically to irk mize

H said...

"the patriots get an allotment to sell to their fans"

I'm not specifically talking about Denver. Seattle did it, too, and it's becoming common practice for a lot of teams. I just think it isn't saying much about the confidence you have in your fans to show up or your team that they could be rattled by visiting fans.

H said...

And I'd say the same thing if a Boston team was doing it.

Keef said...

I just think it isn't saying much about the confidence you have in your fans to show up or your team that they could be rattled by visiting fans



I don't think it's that. IMO, it's saying that they're not going to open up sales to anyone outside of that area because they want all of their local fans to have a chance to buy them. If I was the owner of a team, AYIIK, I'd much have a stadium full of local fans than fans of the other team filling the seats. You get local fans the stadium experience and they're gonna buy tickets to future games, and you sell more merchandise.

The Meiz said...

"Are any of you dirtbags organ donors?"

Hell no.

The Meiz said...

I'm okay with the local ticket thing. Outsiders should have to pay secondary market prices.

The Meiz said...

Unless you're trying to go to a Bucks game, where you can get ripped off at the ticket window or pay half price from a scalper.

Bucks/Grizz crowd the other night looked like a friggin high school crowd. Shameful.

Keef said...

SQUAD 6!

Blue said...

I think I'm an organ donor

H said...

On second thought, I don't need the points. Straight up.

Blue said...

ok, straight up sounds good too

Blue said...

do pats fans really think they're going to win?

Brooklon Baby said...

Good question

Blue said...

home team is 6-1 over the last 7 years in the AFC championship game.

the one loss...last year

Blue said...

so the trend is in the pats favor

Keef said...

do pats fans really think they're going to win?


Lots of people think the Pats are gonna win. Guys on sports talk radio here have been saying Pats all week and almost every person they have interviewed have said the Pats.

NS

Keef said...

Gotta go with the Pats

/TP

tem said...

"I get it may threaten the very existence of the theaters which is why I'm admitting it needs some thinking but it's a solid idea I think."

will never happen, Hollywood won't do anything that destroys theatres.

Blue said...

experience at the theater is a little better, but I liken it to going to a football game as opposed to watching on TV

the experience at home is getting better and better, but the theater is not...eventually will have to figure out how to reconcile the two

Blue said...

some theaters are figuring out how to do this, btw

more comfortable chairs, serving alcohol, VIP seating, waiter/waitresses during the show...etc

Keef said...

I remember when theaters only had 1 screen


/TP

Keef said...

and bytheby, it's "theeter", not "thee-ate-er"

Blue said...

doblue1 pronounces it thee-A-ter

no idea where she picked that up from

Keef said...

probably people in alabamer

The Meiz said...

"doblue1 pronounces it thee-A-ter

no idea where she picked that up from"


Gotta keep her away from the blacks.

Brooklon Baby said...

Fucking blacks

tem said...

temhio folk call it the Cinema.

nfc where that came from

The Meiz said...

"nfc where that came from"


Kentucky

The Meiz said...

So the president of my OpCo was replaced today. Great.

The Meiz said...

New president is from chowd land.

tem said...

major shake ups.

Blue said...

you should tell the new president how things need to get done

Keef said...

Just booked my Cbus flights. On the way back I have a layover in DC. Nerve* been through DC before.

The Meiz said...

"you should tell the new president how things need to get done"

Great idea.

H said...

Reagan or Dulles, Keith?

Keef said...

Reagan or Dulles, Keith?




yes


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Keef said...

Looks like Reagan

H said...

Ewww. Enjoy the delays.

Keef said...

Why? Is it run by chicks?

S

Tyler said...

I am an organ donor.

Tyler said...

I read somewheres today that Brady/Belicheat are 7-0 again Del Rio. THEY'VE GOT HIS NUMBA!!!

Tyler said...

Read the caps part of my last comment in a Boston accent.

Keef said...

The Dodgers have 5 guys who are gonna make $20+ million this year. The rest of the NL has 6.

Keef said...

wall

Blue said...

they also have one guy who's going to make 30+

tem said...

Pirates barely pay 30 total

Brooklon Baby said...

Southampton Double White

DET

Jugdish said...

I am an organ donor

same here

Jugdish said...

wall

Brooklon Baby said...

Amy running g diary of the avn's

tem said...

Sounds like you shOuld have done one

Keef said...

H, if you want to send me an amazon gift card for $25 instead of the hat, that will be fine.

Keef said...

Almost good comeback, LP

The Meiz said...

I'm drunk.

I should do responsible adult things tomorrow, like cleaning, laundry, and such & such.

tem said...

Watch porn all day like a real man would

Keef said...

Don't talk about Richard Sherman, apparently

tem said...

sorry for the 5 a.m. Text Keith

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