Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Did you know

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Did you know that the weather in NYC is shitty?

Did you know that Peyton Manning can't play in shitty weather?

Did you know that the weather in Seattle is shitty too?

Did you know that meiz doesn't have a self-cleaning oven?

Did you know that the two teams in the Superbowl ™ both reside in states you can legally buy weed?

Did you know that is just a coincidence?

Did you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?

Did you know that the zoo is closed?

Did you know that Ryan Leaf was only pretending to be a fuck up, but then became one in real life?

Did you know that bees and dogs can smell fear?

Did you know that Richard Sherman is a Stanford grad who is actually literate and well spoken?

Did you know that 8 out of 10 people think?

Did you know that the Nuggets have the Knicks unprotected #1 pick this year?

Did you know that the Knicks are tanking to get a good pick?

Did you know that the weather is so shitty in NYC that they actually have contingencies to play the Superbowl ™ on Saturday or Monday if they need to?

Did you know that Katy Perry has great tits?  I bet you did know that one

Did you know that Kate Upton also has great tits?

Did you know that Verlander reminds me of Zoolander?



42 comments:

tem said...

I did know

Blue said...

you are smrt

tem said...

"Did you know that Richard Sherman is a Stanford grad who is actually literate and well spoken?"

media has beat this fact into us for 2 days now.

tem said...

Super Bowl should be on Saturday.

tem said...

yanks land that guy from Major League.

of course they did.

Blue said...

you didn't really think the Indians were going to get him, right?

Keef said...

Correctly predicting the outcome of every game in the NCAA men's basketball tournament is no layup. There's now a $1 billion prize waiting for anyone able to pull off the feat this spring.
You read that right. That's billion. With a "B."
Quicken Loans Inc. announced Tuesday that it will team with investor Warren Buffett's Omaha, Neb.,-based Berkshire Hathaway on the "Billion Dollar Bracket Challenge."

Keef said...

John Diver, director of product development for ESPN Fantasy, said not a single bracket among the almost 30 million entries submitted to ESPN's Tournament Challenge over the past 16 years has been perfect.

The Meiz said...

"Did you know that the zoo is closed?"


Not the Milwaukee County Zoo!

Keef said...

yanks land that guy from Major League.



That Arod money was burning a hole in their pocket

Tyler said...

Danilo Gallinari needs an ACL.

Blue said...

"Danilo Gallinari needs an ACL."

Yeah, wtf...first he tears his ACL, then apparently he didn't so he doesn't need surgery...he's supposed to be back by now, and then yesterday he has surgery.

why not just have the surgery in the first place you dick.

Keef said...

Wall

Tyler said...

According to BDL, he tore it early enough for it to heal on it's own. He had surgery to repair his meniscus. Apparently, this is what the Nuggets decided to do, so it's on them. Now he's out for the rest of the season ($10.1M) and next season he'll be coming back from a major injury ($10.8M).

Tyler said...

You just have the surgery and come back late in the season to work off the rust, then workout like crazy during the summer to come back full strength. Now he's not even likely to be even close to 100% by the start of next season. Nuggets management has made a lot of questionable decisions in the last year.

Blue said...

yeah, they thought if he didn't have surgery he could be back sooner.

nuggets suck anyway

Keef said...

Good talk

Jugdish said...

drunk jacoby jones

Brooklon Baby said...

Im gonna apply for the browns job

Blue said...

they already have a guy who calls allthe plays on defense

Keef said...

And they already have enough blowhards in the front office

Jugdish said...

broke

tem said...

"Correctly predicting the outcome of every game in the NCAA men's basketball tournament is no layup. There's now a $1 billion prize waiting for anyone able to pull off the feat this spring.
You read that right. That's billion. With a "B."
Quicken Loans Inc. announced Tuesday that it will team with investor Warren Buffett's Omaha, Neb.,-based Berkshire Hathaway on the "Billion Dollar Bracket Challenge.""

looks like a cnp

The Meiz said...

"Cardinals minor leaguer suspended for amphetamines

Amphetamines are the old school way to enhance performance. Using them shows that you understand and appreciate the game’s rich history. Just more evidence that Cardinals players do things the right way. The Cardinal Way."

Calcaterra NAILS it

Brooklon Baby said...

Blowhard?

Keef said...

Twss

Brooklon Baby said...

Take it back I'm not a blowhard

That's like a babbler. Not what you mean to call me. Call me something else.

The Meiz said...

I think he meant blowhard

Keef said...

A very boastful and talkative person; a braggart. A self-important egomaniac who likes to toot his own horn

Keef said...

Mize, you're the headphones guy. Give me a recommendation for some decent ones I can use like if I'm outside in the yard or something. Are Beats everything they're cracked up to be?

The Meiz said...

"Are Beats everything they're cracked up to be?"


Nooooooooo.

The Meiz said...

Depends on your budget. I like the cheap headphones I got from Monoprice.

If you're spending Beats money, Bose QuietComfort are swell. Sennheiser is the bomb.

Koss is probably the best bang for your buck though. They make some top notch affordable cans. The R80 looks really nice for $50. You can shop factory direct online, they have a Lifetime Warranty, and they have a 25% off sale running right now.

Keef said...

Nice, thanks. I told cmk I want some headphones for my bday, but didn't know which ones. Probably would spend up to $100ish

Keef said...

I'm probably as concerned with comfort as I am sound

The Meiz said...

Bam. $100

Keef said...

Suite, thanks. And they're only $75 on amazon

Keef said...

$85*

The Meiz said...

It might be less than $85 even w/shipping on koss.com through the 24th.

Brooklon Baby said...

Whatta gonna listen to DMB while ya picking up dogshit?

Brooklon Baby said...

NFL films is just a national treasure. God I love football.

tem said...

wall

Jugdish said...

go

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