Thursday, January 02, 2014

Back to work

Ugh!

I had a nice week and a half off of work...as always it went by too fast. I ate and drank too much. I have two slow days at work this week and then a three day weekend. I hope you all had a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

109 comments:

Blue said...

suck

Keef said...

are you getting high now?

H said...

Fucking snow. People act like it's the fucking apocalypse. We live in New England you stupid fucks!

/rant

Blue said...

no, I'm working right now

Blue said...

as someone who has never smoked or purchased weed, I have no idea how much an ounce is.


apparently according to the news, it's enough to roll like 200 joints.

Keef said...

as someone who has never smoked or purchased weed


Yo tambien

Keef said...

Fucking snow. People act like it's the fucking apocalypse. We live in New England you stupid fucks!



Same kind of thing here. There is so much sun that people don't know how to handle it.

tem said...

one ounce is 200 joints?

seems high

Keef said...

When asked by host Jason Wilde if Rodgers was aware of rumors that he is gay, the All-Pro quarterback said that he had heard the gossip, but shot it down emphatically.
"Yeah, I’m just going to say I’m not gay. I really, really like women. That’s all I can say about that," Rodgers said.



mize is starting rumors again

tem said...

amazingly enough I was impressed with the driving skills of the Columbus folks today. no idiots were in the ditches and nobody was going comically slow.

tem said...

any unmarried celeb is gay.

it isn't miez that starts the rumors, it is wedding reception locales.

tem said...

and diamond places

Jugdish said...

cutler signed 7 year deal with the bears

Jugdish said...

tim Jennings for 4 years

Keef said...

cutler signed 7 year deal with the bears



so dumb

Blue said...

"cutler signed 7 year deal with the bears"

you sound excited

Jugdish said...

you sound excited


I like the move. haven't seen any numbers, but im glad they got it done quick so we didn't have to endure weeks of media "sources" speculating

Keef said...

The Bears should sign a defensive coordinator for next year. I don't think they had one this season

Jugdish said...

so dumb


I think it was the right move. offense wasn't the issue this year. im anxious to see the numbers.

Jugdish said...

The Bears should sign a defensive coordinator for next year. I don't think they had one this season


this all day

Keef said...

"He's a demonstrated winner with the Chicago Bears. He can be a key player in terms of being the reason you win," Emery said.



Hilarity. What's he won?

Keef said...

I understand that they were bad this year because of the D, not the O. But still, he hasn't won jack

Jugdish said...

What's he won?


games

tem said...

he has a hot wife and/or girlfriend, so he won that.

he makes a lot of money.

he might have won life.

Jugdish said...

The Bears should sign a defensive coordinator for next year.


I realty hope they do fix this. lovie was let go because he never got a good offense, now they have the opposite problem.

Blue said...

he's beating diabetes

Blue said...

he's still a douche

Keef said...

Cutler was born in Santa Claus, IN. That's cool

Keef said...

he's beating diabetes



Is he really beating it? The diabetes isn't going anywhere. It's more like a stalemate

Jugdish said...

doesn't sound like they will fire d coord

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

wall

Blue said...

wall

The Meiz said...

An ounce is quite a lot.

Jugdish said...

of hot sauce

Blue said...

I looked somewhere else and some scientists estimate that an ounce is only about 60 joints

Blue said...

so the news guy was way off, not a scientist

Blue said...

they did equate it to buying a keg of beer though

tem said...

seems high

Keef said...

a keg of beer is more than an oz

Keef said...

it's like 2400 oz

H said...

had to file an unemployment claim for last week and this. No work due to the holidays. Boo.

Blue said...

you didn't have to, you chose to

Blue said...

"a keg of beer is more than an oz"

that's why it said "equated to"

good to have the ass back

Keef said...

had to file an unemployment claim for last week and this. No work due to the holidays. Boo.




You should have just sat outside of all of the bars. I bet lots of people needed a ride home on NYE

Keef said...

good to have the ass back




good to be back

Keef said...

WFT

Keef said...

A sophisticated, real-world study confirms that dialing, texting or reaching for a cellphone while driving raises the risk of a crash or near-miss, especially for younger drivers.



shocking

tem said...

so does talking, listening to music, eating, putting on make up, masturbating, oral sex, bright headlights, etc

H said...

They showed a study on the whole cell phone thing on the local news. They showed how even when using a hands free device, your eye movement is significantly reduced and your peripheral vision isn't as good.

Blue said...

"so does talking, listening to music, eating, putting on make up, masturbating, oral sex, bright headlights, etc"

and having a vagina

tem said...

and being asian

tem said...

and being asian

Blue said...

fucking asians

Blue said...

I wonder if it's the slanty eyes

Keef said...

They showed how even when using a hands free device, your eye movement is significantly reduced and your peripheral vision isn't as good.




Weird. I don't understand how that would be any different than talking to someone who is in the car with you.

Keef said...

tem
I might be going out to Cbus for training in March again. It might be me and the 10-4 chick

tem said...

cool. hopefully it is during march madness again.

tem said...

and you can tell the cabbie to take the highway instead of hard road the whole way.

Jugdish said...

Weird. I don't understand how that would be any different than talking to someone who is in the car with you.


ive noticed that when people are driving and talking to someone on a hands free device that works through their vehicle they feel that they have to almost yell, so maybe they are more focused on what they're saying

The Meiz said...

I get super pissed when somebody calls me while I'm driving.

Keef said...

cool. hopefully it is during march madness again.



Nah, March 3-7

Keef said...

and you can tell the cabbie to take the highway instead of hard road the whole way.



Fucking cabbies

Keef said...

Although the cab ride on the way home was on 270, and it was basically the same fee

tem said...

same fee, half the time

tem said...

win win win

tem said...

"Nah, March 3-7"

fuck that, have them reschedule it.

is it at least during the big 10 conference tourney or something cool?

tem said...

"Weird. I don't understand how that would be any different than talking to someone who is in the car with you."

it isn't.

studies show that talking with someone in the car with you is distracting and you take your eyes off the road and lose peripheral vision.

Keef said...

Looks like the Big 10 tourney starts on March 6. So, yes.

Brooklon Baby said...

Jug step up your game. This post is a turd.

Jugdish said...

so is your face

Keef said...

burn

Jugdish said...

the one who shows up at 4:30 EST to comment should step up his game

Keef said...

turdface padrino

Jugdish said...

but yeah the post sucked...but its there

Jugdish said...

unlike my post from last week

Jugdish said...

is manziel really worth a top 5 pick in the draft?

Keef said...

No

Keef said...

That shit makes me laugh. That play he had in the bowl game, where he went to scramble up the middle and gets hit by 2 DL and bounces off and runs outside and throws the TD, fucking announcers were going crazy. Guys on Sportscenter go crazy over that shit. They say that's the kind of stuff that'll make him a good pro. Uh, no. If he tries that shit in the NFL, those DL will destroy him instead of him bouncing off of them.

Blue said...

Houston is on the clock

there are going to be a lot of people in Houston hoping that the Texans draft him

Keef said...

I'd go Bridgewater all day if I'm Houston. Clowney is a beast but doesn't seem to have much motivation. And Manziel is a clown

Jugdish said...

there are going to be a lot of people in Houston hoping that the Texans draft him


they went through this when vince young was in the draft. for comedy reasons id like to see them take derek carr.

Jugdish said...

they could bring vince young back now

Blue said...

is it the same GM from when they drafted Mario Williams?

Jugdish said...

I don't think so...he was hired shortly after that draft

Keef said...

I was emailing w/ cmk and asked if she saw that the Bears re-signed Cutler. She replied "When he isn't being a pansy, he is really good. Plus, I like his wife"

Blue said...

they should draft that kid from Boston College

Jugdish said...

sid luckman isn't walking through that door

Keef said...

flutie?

Keef said...

matt ryne*?

Jugdish said...

erik kramer

Brooklon Baby said...

Clowney all the way.

Brooklon Baby said...

JJ watt on one side clowndog on the other

Fuggethaboutit

Brooklon Baby said...

Billy o is a qb coach by trade he'll get one up and running. Either later on the draft or fa-trade

Keef said...

LP buys the hype

Keef said...

Today feels like a Monday. Sofa king glad it's not

Brooklon Baby said...

Draft athletes and coach em up. Mentor them. Nurture. Clowney is illegal. Kids a freak. Have to take him.

No 1 overall qbs have to be gteed like a luck I don't see that in bridge under troubled waters.

And your right. Manzilla gonna get stomped in the NFL. Better practice that traditional 3 step drop young man.

Brooklon Baby said...

That gruden qb camp with manzilla gonna be dope.

Blue said...

"Better practice that traditional 3 step drop young man."

too short for the 3 step drop

he'll have to run drew brees type offense

Brooklon Baby said...

Russ Wilson qualities

Keef said...

Calling him Manzilla is gay

The Meiz said...

Pretty gay

The Meiz said...

Considering his name is pronounced Man-zell.

tem said...

Clowney and watt will be the next suh and whoever else was drafted to be unstoppable with him.

tem said...

You know those unstoppable lions D guys.

The Meiz said...

Nick Fairley & Zeke Ansah

tem said...

Maybe the SEC isn't great this year

Keef said...

They're 5-2 so far

tem said...

AL and GA losing seem like bigger losses than those 5 wins. LSU struggled, A&M barely beat Duke. Miss st beat like Rice or some shit so that doesn't count. No idea offhand what the other wins were.

SEC isn't dominating at the top this year.

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