Tuesday, December 03, 2013

Tuesday tuesday tuesday

I don't understand this Knowshon crying stuff. Did he squirt water into his eyes before that? That is a lot of freaking tears. Seems fake.

By the by, 99% of shit is fake. The person asking for money for their kids, fake. Knowshon fake. Everything except Paul Walker dead this week is fake.

I did the parent thing this weekend where I said that bgtem is smart because she was able to perform a simple task. I immediately caught myself, but it was too late. The virus or whatever it is has infected me. Eventually I will be that guy who says their kid is a genius because they can put a square toy in a square hole or finish a Shrek puzzle.

WaVa basketball team looks like it might be above average this year. That will make up for the shitty football team. They were shitty. Hopefully next year they are less shitty.

Talk about tOSU getting jumped pisses off the local fan base here. Their #1 argument seems to be that they have won 22 straight. I don't think last season's wins count towards this year. The tOSU basketball team is flying under the radar here. They are good but probably not great.

I can't watch NBA right now. Wake me when it is the playoffs or at least near it.

I can't watch hockey right now. Wake me when it is over.



75 comments:

Brooklon Baby said...

Pride feels good doesn't it.

Jugdish said...

By the by, 99% of shit is fake.


not my emergency shower shits

/mize

Keef said...

Steelers safety Ryan Clark defended Mike Tomlin on Monday, saying the seventh-year coach never intended to interfere with the Baltimore Ravens' Jacoby Jones during a kickoff return Thursday night in Baltimore.



Good enough for me

(S)

Keef said...

Airplane cabin air is about 12% humidity, which is drier than most deserts.

Keef said...

I knew that


/LP

tem said...

most deserts are moist. especially the ones from cheesecake factory.

/stupid idiots

Keef said...

nimrods

Jugdish said...

dolts

tem said...

lots of that going around.

Jugdish said...

wall

The Meiz said...

Get a brain, morans.

Keef said...

love that picture

tem said...

What picture?

Keef said...

This picture

tem said...

that doesn't seem to be a picture

tem said...

you tease me with promises of pictures but don't deliver.

tem said...

what happens if:

auburn wins
tOSU loses
FSU loses


do we get Bama vs Auburn for the title?

Keef said...

what happens if:

auburn wins
tOSU loses
FSU loses

do we get Bama vs Auburn for the title?



So you've been reading ESPN today, too.

Keef said...

There is 0 chance FSU loses. ZE-RO

Jugdish said...

winston suspended

tem said...

"There is 0 chance FSU loses. ZE-RO"

It is > 0

tem said...

totally unlikely, but >0.


but humor me. if auburn, duke and mich st. win who gets the title game??

The Meiz said...

DUKE!

Jugdish said...

mize

Jugdish said...

im glad they mentioned that it doesn't fire

tem said...

if you can't shoot gredo with it then what is the point?

tem said...

apparently paul walker was the greatest human ever. damn.

Brooklon Baby said...

I hate shitting in a tie

tem said...

tuck it into your shirt or your pocket before you go in.

Keef said...

how do you shit in a tie? I can see maybe shitting on a tie. But in a tie?

Jugdish said...

I hate shitting in a tie


start wearing bow ties

tem said...

cap'n literal

Keef said...

shit before you go to WORK

Jugdish said...

Lp

Keef said...

cap'n literal



Cap'n pot

tem said...

like pot for cooking or pot for smoking?

Keef said...

apology accepted

tem said...

fucking wwl reading LOV now.

has the auburn vs bama thing on the front page.

Keef said...

Keef said...

So you've been reading ESPN today, too.

Keef said...

That was already on WWL when you made your comment

tem said...

no shit?

tem said...

fucking wwl is in my head.

Keef said...

stealer

tem said...

I didn't see it there. they stoled it from my brain.

Keef said...

ignorance is not an excuse

Keef said...

Mike Temlin

tem said...

tem tomlin would be better

tem said...

"ignorance is not an excuse"

it is totally an excuse.

Keef said...

"tem" doesn't resemble "mike"

Keef said...

temlin does resemble tomlin

Keef said...

me & tem are keeping this shithole alive

tem said...

butt tem tomlin sounds better. it is alliterative.

tem said...

the alliteration is hook da hook.

tem said...

""tem" doesn't resemble "mike""

also, is this because I am white and he is black?

are you saying that I can't look like omar epps too?

tem said...

i'm pretty sure the Hollywood hierarchy goes:

call Wesley Snipes if he says no call Omar Epps if he says no call Mike Tomlin if he says no call tem.

tem said...

i'm basically filiming during football season away from being Willie Mays Hayes in Major League 4.

tem said...

although I guess Snipes would probably take that job.

tem said...

ok, so I am Snipes filming Blade 4, Omar Epps being on the other line and filming during football season away from being Willie Mays Hayes in Major League 4.

Jugdish said...

although I guess Snipes would probably take that job.



is he in prison for tax stuff?

tem said...

he's out.

Jugdish said...

is he in prison for tax stuff?



taxes?

/Wesley Padrino

tem said...

he did the crime and served his time. forgive and forget.

now he is doing loads of shit movies to pay back uncle sam.

i don't think his debt went away with jail time.

tem said...

i think he stopped accruing penalties and interest though while he was locked up in country club prison.

Keef said...

tem has blackface?

tem said...

Maybe

Keef said...

typical

Keef said...

tempical

The Meiz said...

dong

H said...

bastards

The Meiz said...

Deal with it

Keef said...

Y! fixt their pick em issues

Keef said...

So LP can stop being a baby

The Meiz said...

Lorde, "Pure Heroine" still dope.

Jugdish said...

wall

Blue said...

GO

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