Monday, December 02, 2013

RIP Paul Walker

aka Brian Earl Spilner aka Brian O'Connor, Fast and Furious franchise will never be the same.

damn, he never had his car

Knowshon feels our pain

He died...

gonna eat a tuna sandwich no crust in his honor

special related dat ass

may you granny shift in that quarter mile in the sky cuh

175 comments:

H said...

I've never seen Into the Blue. Dat ass makes me want to.

Keef said...

I think I'm gonna get this


(S)

Keef said...

wait, did Paul Walker die?


(S)

tem said...

cmtem told me about paul walker last night. I didn't know at first who he was.

then she told me from the F&F movies and I said, oh.

Keef said...

You ever see Varsity Blues? He's coach Lance

Keef said...

banging the whipped cream bikini chick

H said...

I'm gonna watch Varsity Blues today in his honor.

H said...

I love how carried away people get when celebs die.

Who's your Daddy? said...

wreckage of the car was unbelievable

Keef said...

I love how carried away people get when celebs die.



I might be misremembering, but didn't you make a big deal out of some heavy metal guy dying a few years ago?

Who's your Daddy? said...

no, he made a big deal about celebrating the anniversary of his death

Who's your Daddy? said...

to be fair, I think he was bitching about all the people on facebook posting about the anniversary of his death

Keef said...

oh, that's right. I did misremember

He's so dreamy said...

still don't think FSU/tOSU will be playing in the NC game, Keith?

Keef said...

I don't think I ever said that. I just told you to stop trying to xnij it.

He's so dreamy said...

good point, I misremembered

He's so dreamy said...

tOSU/UM game was pretty entertaining. SAS Hoke went for 2

Keef said...

Hoke is a douche

Who's your Daddy? said...

"SAS Hoke went for 2"

I wasn't surprised, you go for the win when you're a huge underdog.

I'm surprised they ran such a shitty play

Who's your Daddy? said...

"still don't think FSU/tOSU will be playing in the NC game, Keith?"

I still don't think so

Keef said...

I'm surprised they ran such a shitty play




^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

I still don't think so




Me either. Sparty probably gonna beat up on tOSU this week.

He's so dreamy said...

"I still don't think so"

i don't think MSU is going to beat tOSU

Who's your Daddy? said...

"i don't think MSU is going to beat tOSU"

I honestly don't think it matters, if Auburn wins.

Mizzou would be a longshot, only because they are so far down in the polls and computer polls.

Auburn is only a few points behind in each human poll

Who's your Daddy? said...

I don't think it's right, I think that if tOSU wins they should be in the championship game.

But this is what's fucked up about college football and the BCS in general, good riddance to the bullshit.

He's so dreamy said...

if tOSU beats MSU there is zero chance the Auburn/Mizzou winner passes tOSU

Who's your Daddy? said...

"if tOSU beats MSU there is zero chance the Auburn/Mizzou winner passes tOSU"

I guess we will see

Keef said...

It's funny how people at ESPN say that Auburn should be in it if they win because they play an SEC schedule and the SEC has won the last 7 NC. Then when they talk about tOSU, it will be brought up that tOSU has gone 12-0 the last 2 years and then they'll say "but last year's 12-0 doesn't matter". I know tOSU's non-conference schedule was weak this year. They had Vandy scheduled and they pulled out so tOSU had to schedule SDSU, who was a pretty good team when the game was scheduled. And Cal was a solid team when their home & home was scheduled a few years ago.
tOSU did get lucky by not having to play MSU, Nebraska, or Minnesota during the regular season, though.

Who's your Daddy? said...

I think the SEC is overrated.

I'm in the minority

He's so dreamy said...

the last coach to beat FSU and tOSU is none other than corky muschamp

Keef said...

I think the SEC is overrated.



I think Bamer, Auburn, & Mizzou are all really strong. LSU, Cocks, A&M are mediocre. The rest are bad.
I don't think tOSU would beat Bamer or Auburn. Mizzou would go either way.

Keef said...

the last coach to beat FSU and tOSU is none other than corky muschamp



FSU was his last win, right?

(S)

tem said...

"You ever see Varsity Blues? He's coach Lance"

Yeah I know who he is, I just didn't have the name recognition.

Once I figured out he was the guy from F&F I knew he was also the guy from Varsity Blues.

tem said...

"I'm surprised they ran such a shitty play"

execution was really poor. the two first receivers never cleared for the third receiver. I think the third receiver ran his route too quickly.

the guy that intercepted the pass would have drifted with the guy running the in route, but it just happened too fast.

tem said...

"if tOSU beats MSU there is zero chance the Auburn/Mizzou winner passes tOSU"

the chance is greater than 0.

tem said...

I would say it is 30%

tem said...

SEC is by far the best/deepest conference.

that doesn't mean that FSU or tOSU wouldn't have done OK enough in the SEC this year though.

but the 3rd best SEC team is like 100 times better than the 3rd best Big 10 Pac 12 Big 12 or ACC team.

Keef said...

but the 3rd best SEC team is like 100 times better than the 3rd best Big 10 Pac 12 Big 12 or ACC team.




Bama is not 100X better than Oregon

Keef said...

They are better than Oregon. But not 100X better

H said...

"to be fair, I think he was bitching about all the people on facebook posting about the anniversary of his death"

Good memory, Blue.

tem said...

"They are better than Oregon. But not 100X better"

nope, 100X exactly.

tem said...

also I said "like 100 times"

Keef said...

apology accepted

tem said...

none was given. you bat rastard.

Keef said...

I don't think there is any D-1 team that Alabama would be like 100-1.

Keef said...

*beat

tem said...

100-1 odds does not mean 100 times better.

tem said...

and winning 100-1 doesn't mean they are 100 times better.

Keef said...

so defensive.

tem said...

math be hard for you

Keef said...

USC hires Sarkisian. Hilarity. He'll be garbage there

tem said...

I am offensive.

OFFENSE!

Defense is for chumps.

tem said...

"Sarkisian"

the towel chewing guy? fuck him.

Keef said...

and winning 100-1 doesn't mean they are 100 times better.



You can't even win 100-1

tem said...

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tem said...

"You can't even win 100-1"

yes you can. nimrod.

drop kicks are worth 1 point.

tem said...

you need to study.

tem said...

by the by I would have said that Maynard would get gtfo by Diaz.

Maynard's chin went away three fights ago. anyone good will knock him out now.

Keef said...

yes you can. nimrod.

drop kicks are worth 1 point.




after a touchdown. Nimrod

tem said...

if a dude feels like drop kicking it and it goes in, it is worth 1 point.

tem said...

those things they do after touchdowns aren't drop kicks.

Keef said...

if a dude feels like drop kicking it and it goes in, it is worth 1 point.




That would be a field goal try

tem said...

"A drop kick is a type of kick in various codes of football. It involves a player dropping the ball and then kicking it when it bounces off the ground. "

He's so dreamy said...

what about a one point safety

Keef said...

Yeah I know what a dropkick is. Thanks

Keef said...

If you just do a random drop kick, it's a FG try, 3 pts. If you do a drop kick after a TD, you get the extra point

Keef said...

tembagging is the better

Keef said...

what about a one point safety


The point is given to the team trying to kick the extra point, so they've already got 6 before that.

tem said...

3pts in NFL.

1 in college.

tem said...

Bama plays by the college rules still.

tem said...

the SEC is good, but they still play by college rules.

Keef said...

stop making things up. Nimrod

tem said...

you'll have to do plenty of research to prove that I am wrong, Einstein.

tem said...

and I use Einstein ironically.

Keef said...

NEXT

tem said...

'cause he was really smart, but your knowledge of the rules of college football is not as bountiful as his knowledge of things.

tem said...

wiki answers is not the bible and is not a recognized source.

Keef said...

The dropkick I did on NCAA Football on Xbox was for 3 points

tem said...

that's like saying something written on the bathroom wall of a church is part of the New Testament.

Keef said...

wiki answers is not the bible and is not a recognized source.


You aren't god

Keef said...

so prove you're right

tem said...

"The dropkick I did on NCAA Football on Xbox was for 3 points"

if you were playing on Heisman level it is only worth 1.

Keef said...

I changed it to Heisman level

tem said...

"wiki answers is not the bible and is not a recognized source.


You aren't god"

the bible in this case being Wikipedia itself.

tem said...

"so prove you're right"

it's America, I don't have to.

tem said...

USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA!

tem said...

keith is apparently a communist.

tem said...

never forget!

tem said...

but keith forgot.

Keef said...

You haven't proven that I'm wrong

tem said...

el pad is very disappointed in keith.

tem said...

"You haven't proven that I'm wrong"

that's OJ talk.

tem said...

keith is just like OJ now.

tem said...

if the drop kick doesn't fit you must give him 3 points.

it doesn't even rhyme. nimrod.

Keef said...

"You haven't proven that I'm wrong"

that's OJ talk.




tem said...
you'll have to do plenty of research to prove that I am wrong, Einstein.

Keef said...

what else you got?

tem said...

""You haven't proven that I'm wrong"

that's OJ talk."

you should have said it before I said it. you missed your chance.

tem said...

too slow on the uptake.

tem said...

you should spend more time reading books and less time reading H's facebook statuses.

Keef said...

It is impossible for me to spend less time reading H's FB statuses

Keef said...

Good talk, though.

tem said...

"It is impossible for me to spend less time reading H's FB statuses"

Einstein disagrees

Who's your Daddy? said...

"A conversion safety could also be scored by the defense in a score in college football; although this has never occurred, it is the only possible way a team could finish with a single point in an American football game.[A]"

blessed be

tem said...

that. just. happened.

Keef said...

So the offense would have to go back 98 yards? Nice.

Who's your Daddy? said...

Alabama's defense is that good

tem said...

it would be the losing team's D doing it I guess.

tem said...

maybe saban does it on purpose?

Blue said...

ah, yes, Oregon's defense is that fast

tem said...

fast like cmfost

Keef said...

it would be the losing team's D doing it I guess.




Good job, Einstein

tem said...

thanks Nimrod

Blue said...

apology excepted*

kod said...

maybe saban does it on purpose?


that was my dad's theory, I don't buy in

kod said...

oh, btw; in you face Jug

belated


LIONS!!

tem said...

kod, do Indians hate the redskins name or not?

tem said...

you are the only person I know with insider Indian information.

Blue said...

most Indians are too poor to have TV so they don't even know about the redskins

tem said...

"Don't ever commit cus of a coach. Faker then a 3 dollar bill

— Smiley (@TroyWilliams_3) December 2, 2013"



fucking kids and their than/then issues.

kod said...

"kod, do Indians hate the redskins name or not?"


Unofficially, about 90% do; so those in support, or those in the media trying to make it a debate/interesting story, cherry pick....you know how that goes

tem said...

gotcha.

thanks and regards.

kod said...

of course:)

It's much more sticky when it comes to teams like the Fighting Sioux, Indians, Seminoles, (non slurs) etc.

much comes down to the mascot and fan base on those

Natives on the whole are very non-PC, it's why "Indian" is so common among Natives, "Indian Country" "Indian Law".... all that

but, por ejemplo, the Mahmonem Indians (HS on the Reservation in NW Minni) are embraced and not considered offensive, but the Cleveland Indians are often seen as offensive due to the horrible logo, and Cleveland being outside of Indian Country (also, see UI and their horrible mascot and fanbase for similar reasons)

tem said...

"British diver Tom Daley, who is just 19 years old, says that he is in a relationship with a man."

all those teenage British girls are sad now.

Keef said...

Are the Cleveland Indians ok now since they got rid of the logo?

tem said...

"It's much more sticky when it comes to teams like the Fighting Sioux, Indians, Seminoles, (non slurs) etc......"


makes sense

tem said...

aside, saw this sign when watching the Browns game:

75% of the earth is covered by water the other 25% is covered by Joe Haden.

tem said...

I thought it was a good sign.

Keef said...

15% is Joe Haden. 10% is rev

kod said...

Are the Cleveland Indians ok now since they got rid of the logo?


they did? awesome, that will help

if, their fanbase doesn't revolt and get all offensive (like Braves and Seminole fans), I would think it would be ok, it's not considered an offensive term by most

tem said...

North Dakota had to change their name right? They were the Fighting Sioux or something.

Keef said...

Are the indians offended by the Dallas Cowboys?

kod said...

yeah, that's been crazy up here

NCAA banned all Sioux mention, but the dude who built the hockey arena (wealthy alumni) was a big fan of the name and put it everywhere and anywhere (like on ever chair), just to make it as expensive and crazy for the NCAA to change

kod said...


Are the indians offended by the Dallas Cowboys?



no, it's Native references only

tem said...

I think cracked.com taught me that some plague hit the Indians like 10 years before the Europeans started really showing up a lot. the plague killed 90% of the Indians. so the Indians didn't have the numbers to kick the European's asses. otherwise they would have.

tem said...

"just to make it as expensive and crazy for the NCAA to change"

lotsa duct tape to cover it up I guess.

Keef said...

wiki answers is no cracked.com

tem said...

cracked is one of my favorite sites.

kod said...

cracked is one of my favorite sites.



^^^^^^^^^^

I think cracked.com taught me that some plague hit the Indians like 10 years before the Europeans started really showing up a lot. the plague killed 90% of the Indians. so the Indians didn't have the numbers to kick the European's asses. otherwise they would have.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I read that too; also, they often tried to be friendly and accomodating.....brief reading of English history circa 1500-1800 will tell one how bad of an idea that was

kod said...

but it's an interesting situation, the best analogy I can give is.....

Aliens come down and enslave our population throughout the world, us humans bond together under enslavement, but there are still thousands of years of regional fighting we all remember. We're in it together, but old habits die hard.

Anyone know what "Sioux" means? It's the Anishinabe word for snake, we have towns like "Thief River Falls" where the Sioux used to hide from the Anishinabe.

Kinda like Iran and US forced together under opposition; we work together out of necessity, but tensions remain


Keef said...

Fucking Anishinabe

kod said...

Fucking Anishinabe


we came from the East Coast though, buncha EPs and Hs

also Zeke's, MI is Anishinabe as well

LOV = SHINAB

Keef said...

I thought zeke was from Virginia or DC or some shit

Keef said...

Unless the MI part was not related to zeke. Then disregard my comment

kod said...

ah, I'm sure you're right, I just remember he was a huge UM fan

Keef said...

yahuge

Keef said...

he & LP are fake UM fans

Brooklon Baby said...

Your face is fake.

Brooklon Baby said...

Good stuff today.

H said...

"We came from the East Coast though, buncha EPs and Hs

also Zeke's, MI is Anishinabe as well

LOV = SHINAB"

This comment lost me

Brooklon Baby said...

Joe Haden got played by Cecil Shorts forntue game winner.

H said...

I really wish I'd learned how to pitch. How the fuck does washed up Scott Kazmir get a 2yr/$22 million contract?

The Meiz said...

Well, today sure sucked balls.

tem said...

For you I take it.or do you mean for everyone?

The Meiz said...

just for me

tem said...

Maybe you need a nap. When bgtem has a bad day a nap makes her feel better.

Keef said...

SOP for mize. He likes all his yobs at first and then every day sucks balls

Brooklon Baby said...

Gruden could not be more jacked for a game then he is right now.

Brooklon Baby said...

Earplugs? Forget it. It's in thier heads now. The point is to act like the noise is not a factor.

Brooklon Baby said...

Good god the seahawks are going to eat the Giants alive when they play.

Brooklon Baby said...

And now its raining? They done.

Brooklon Baby said...

Suite I kind of wanted to go to bed early tonight.

The Meiz said...

"SOP for mize. He likes all his yobs at first and then every day sucks balls"


I'm doing what I can to cut ties with sales. Zero training in that field is utter bullshit.

Brooklon Baby said...

That Sherman is a dumbass.

Brooklon Baby said...

Meiz work sucks. Period. All of it.

Keef said...

I like my day yob

The Meiz said...

Disagree. I liked just being a customer service rep. That's what I get paid to do.

The Meiz said...

"I like my day yob"

See?

Brooklon Baby said...

I like what I do. But my job sucks.

Keef said...

So you don't like your job

Brooklon Baby said...

My guess is all the bullshit. If I did what the job actually is at its purest level then yeah sure I would like it.

The Meiz said...

KICK THAT FIELD GOAL!

tem said...

All jobs suck, even if you like them

Brooklon Baby said...

Ten knows.

Jugdish said...

Ten knows


Yes, I agree with him temfold

tem said...

gho

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