Monday, December 16, 2013

Jamaal Charles Da Gawd

got me in my $$$ champyunship* game

in work $ league, lost in semis, team shat the bed as a whole, just trying to get my 20 back now

71 comments:

H said...

"H is baiting me"

Nah I honestly missed that memo. This the formerly recovering alcoholic, right?

H said...

I have a cold. It sucks.

H said...

I was supposed to go on a date on Saturday night. She cancelled because of the snow. To make up for it, she sent me naughty pictures. I'm ok with this trade for now.

H said...

I have Jamaal Charles on both my fantasy teams. Unfortunately, the rest of my money league team has sucked all year (except Dez Bryant). To little, too late.

tem said...

Groupies must be fun to date

tem said...

I've never had a cancelled date turn into anything but never seeing them again.

Brooklon Baby said...

Played against Charles. Whatever.

Brooklon Baby said...

Google is building robots

Brooklon Baby said...

Iran semds monkies into space to test long range missile's

Keef said...

This the formerly recovering alcoholic, right?




Yep

tem said...

I too forgot that she got married. or didn't know that it happened already.

did hsilok's bf ask the dad for permission?

H said...

"Groupies must be fun to date"

Eh. So far it has gone one of two ways. They're either someone you have fun with for a little while but you'd never introduce to mom or the band that you were in when you met them, started talking to them, and started dating them is suddenly a problem.

Keef said...

did hsilok's bf ask the dad for permission?


He'll be out here around Christmas

tem said...

"He'll be out here around Christmas"

thought they went to golf last Thursday?

tem said...

"the band that you were in when you met them, started talking to them, and started dating them is suddenly a problem."

what?

they started dating the rest of the band too?

Keef said...

thought they went to golf last Thursday?




ha, totally read your other comment as bilok for some reason

Keef said...

yeah, hsil's bf did axe

Keef said...

they started dating the rest of the band too?



I read it as him being in the band suddenly became a problem

Keef said...

thought they went to golf last Thursday?



Apparently his dad & his brother went, too. They flew out that morning, played golf, flew back, and as her bf was taking filok home, they were about 2 miles from the house and then he asked.

Brooklon Baby said...

Wussbag

tem said...

asking is hard. it isn't something that just slides into a conversation.

it's cool that he asked. I like old school stuff like that.

Keef said...

Same ol' Bengals last night. That sucked to watch

tem said...

"I read it as him being in the band suddenly became a problem"

ah, ok. this makes sense.

I'm breaking in a new reader. they weren't being clear.

tem said...

no idear* why I didn't follow what was written.

Keef said...

it's cool that he asked. I like old school stuff like that.



Yeah. When I asked, I took him to like a deli type place for lunch. cmcsil took filok to Starbucks. fmhsil takes him to Torrey Pines for golf.

tem said...

I asked mom of cmtem in the garage when I was helping her bring in groceries at Christmas.

tem said...

I asked dad of exfemtem in the driveway when he was leaving the house after he visited for some dumb reason.

Keef said...

I asked dad of exfemtem in the driveway when he was leaving the house after he visited for some dumb reason.



That would have been awesome if you had told him you were going to make it a scavenger hunt

tem said...

el oh el

tem said...

HUNGRY

Keef said...

wall

H said...

I do like fmcsil's old skool* approach.

H said...

*fmhsil

tem said...

sounds like all of them went old school.

Keef said...

With me & cmcsil, neither cmk nor csil knew about it, so they weren't "expecting" it. Hsil knows they went to Cali, and she figures that it was brought up.

tem said...

she is super smart

tem said...

"Eagles coach Chip Kelly said an ESPN report that he is a candidate for the University of Texas head coaching job is "just speculation."

"I understand you have to ask the question," Kelly said Monday, "but I'm not involved in any jobs. I'm the coach of the Philadelphia Eagles. I'm going to prepare for the Bears and prepare for the Cowboys after that. Hopefully, we have an opportunity to go to the playoffs and I'm going to be here for a while."


umm, that's not a "no"

Keef said...

Texas doesn't want Chip. Unless they want to have a bunch of 10-11 win seasons with no Nat'l titles

tem said...

maybe texas can get luke fickel(spell?)

Keef said...

ha

tem said...

he has big time experience.

tem said...

texas is going to get a shit coach.


minus swell* have stayed with Brown.

Keef said...

LP
Lance Moore is dating your girl Jessica Burciaga

tem said...

wtf is a Jessica Burgalwhatever?

Keef said...

Twenty people purchased cars during the four-day promotion period between Wednesday and Saturday. Twelve people entered the drawing without a buying a car, so they received one entry each, Johnson told ESPN.



12 people win $35000 apiece. That's pretty good odds if you got your name in.

Keef said...

wtf is a Jessica Burgalwhatever?



hot chick

Keef said...

really hot chick

tem said...

how many entries do the people who purchased a car get?

tem said...

seems like when they talk about the 12 who didn't buy a car getting one entry they are implying that the other people who did buy a car get more than 1 entry.

Keef said...

how many entries do the people who purchased a car get?



100

tem said...

you should have entered

Brooklon Baby said...

I wish I was Lance Moore's dick

Keef said...

you should have entered



I should enter Mega Millions

tem said...

"I wish I was Lance Moore's dick"

umm, gross

tem said...

gross and not surprising that you'd want to be another guy's dong.

tem said...

I mean, you could be all of Lance Moore, but you just choose his dick.

Brooklon Baby said...

Because its been inside Jessica

Brooklon Baby said...

And inside her is where I want to be

tem said...

you could be a tampon.

tem said...

or a finger.

but you choose dong.

Keef said...

I was just talking with a dude using a Spanish interpreter and he called me a pendejo

Keef said...

Still trying to figure out why that block on the Cincy punter last night wasn't flagged. Dude was clearly defenseless and the crown of the blocker's helmet went right into the facemask.

H said...

Chip Kelly's response is awfully similar to Nick Saban's response when he was asked about Alabama while he was coaching the Dolphins.

Brooklon Baby said...

You still finger banging tem? Hot damn.

Brooklon Baby said...

I want to fuck the book lady from pawn stars

tem said...

Gotta mix it up

H said...

Still trying to figure out why that block on the Cincy punter last night wasn't flagged. Dude was clearly defenseless and the crown of the blocker's helmet went right into the facemask"

How exactly was he defenseless? He was pursuing the ball carrier in an attempt to make a tackle. I don't think there's a rule against helmet to helmet contact while blocking. The blocker didn't need to hit him as hard as he did, but it has always kinda been that way in football. If you get a free shot at the QB or kicker, you take it.

Keef said...

I'm not sure, but I think that kind of block is illegal now. I've seen them throw the flag on that kind of block against QBs. Defenseless was probably the wrong word.

Keef said...

here

H said...

"• The initial force of a blindside block can't be delivered by a helmet, forearm or shoulder to an opponent's head or neck. An illegal blindside block will bring a 15-yard penalty"

This? I think the initial contact was to the chest and the follow through got the jaw...

H said...

It looks like solid contact to the middle of the chest.

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