Friday, December 13, 2013

El Piacks

Fans of my personal blog back in the day you may recall around this time I would always put together a list of gifts I want for myself some included links some were basic items like socks. A feel like a man can never have enough socks. Well you're in for a treat. I do miss my blog. I want to sometimes post things but can't I lost the domain for the site google be sending me bills to renew but I blew it. No time for that shit. Anyway here is a complete list of what I asked for from Santa.

Also I'm off today, last day off before the end of year grind.

As always, a taser.
I need a watch to wear on the weekend and for casual events but I'll pick that out.
Scotch Decanter, preferably initialed and made from fine crystal.
A cast iron pan (el pad has a cast iron pot)
a pizza peel
A Kindle Fire HD I can call my own and not share it with my bratty entitled kids.
Chromecast.
These for my whiskey/bourbon nights.
16.5 neck/32 sleeve blue shirts from CTshirts.com my go to dress shirt.
These Nikes.
Blanton's Single Barrel 93 Bourbon
Four Roses Single Barrel Bourbon
Elijah Craig 18 yr Bourbon
Jack Daniels
Jameson Irish Whiskey
Glenlivet 12yr single malt scotch
A pair of flannel pajama bottoms
Pack of Stafford medium sized white crewneck t shirts
Socks.
Ninja Ultima Blender
This cocktail book.
This knife
Whatever the best cordless drill is. You home owners would know.
Johnston and murphy loafers size 12 - black
Nike sweatpants, large
CIA kitchen towels
Tequilla from the greatest fighter to come out of Mexico.
Wild Turkey 101 Proof bourbon
JW Platinum


As far as the picks I don't feel like typing them out. So here.
ATL
Chicago
Indy
NE
Minny
Hawks
49ers
Jax
KC
Carolina
Dallas
Arizona
St Loo
Burgh
Detroit




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tem said...

Lots of booze and booze related items on that list.

H said...

That surprises you?

H said...

Why CTShirts.com?

H said...

I still can't believe the Chargers won last night.

H said...

The door is open for The Patriots to sneak into that #1 seed.

H said...

Anyone have interesting weekend plans?

Keef said...

Taking the kids to see Frozen, taking the kids to Bass Pro Shops to see Santa, taking the kids to dinner, driving around to look at Xmas lights. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyinb* if there's time

H said...

Sounds like a fun little weekend in AZ.

Blue said...

frozen was pretty good, as far as Disney princess movies go

Keef said...

32 sleeve
medium sized white crewneck t shirts



what's up, little guy?

Keef said...

H is dying for someone to ask him what he's doing this weekend. So what are you doing this weekend, H?

Jugdish said...

sounds like a stock the bar party for Lp.

H said...

Actually, no. Nothing of note going on this weekend. Just trying to spark some conversation up in this bitch.

H said...

"what's up, little guy?"

...with the size 12 shoes.

Keef said...

...with the size 12 shoes.




L Padrino

tem said...

your face is a good princess movie.

tem said...

he needs all those socks to stuff into the end of his size 12 shoes.

tem said...

H was using a picture of a dead dog.

tem said...

that tat take months to finish?

tem said...

I might see the Hobbit movie this weekend. NERD.

I will watch football Sunday.

Go to church Saturday evening/afternoon.

Apparently something about seeing Santa on Saturday morning.

Sometime I need to shop for cmtem gifts.

Blue said...

Nerd

Keef said...

Nerd is right

tem said...

hobbit movies are cool.

I never read the books though, books are not cool.

I am not full on nerd, just like 75%.

tem said...

I'd have to read to get to full on nerd. I don't have the time for that shit.

I'll watch a 3hr movie instead of taking 5 months to read it.

tem said...

and since i'll forget half of what I read anyway, it doesn't really matter if the movie leaves out shit that was in the book.

i'll only remember the main plot of both.

Keef said...

Nerd is either 0% or 100%

tem said...

"Nerd is either 0% or 100%"

hmm, this poses an issue for me.

I guess I am not a nerd then because there is no fucking way I am going to read any books.

Keef said...

You're an accountant and you're into the hobbitt and star wars.

nerd

Keef said...

NEXT

Keef said...

That story about the rich kid in TX who was drunk driving and kilt 4 people and only got probation is redonk.

Jugdish said...

A Kindle Fire HD I can call my own and not share it with my bratty entitled kids.


mainly for porn

Keef said...

bratty entitled kids.




You made them that way

Brooklon Baby said...

No this is society now.

Keef said...

maybe your society

Keef said...

The finer things society

Brooklon Baby said...

Applebee's is the worst

Keef said...

I like HH @ Applebee's. Get drunk on Long Island's and eat some wings all for under $20.

Keef said...

I don't drink anything that is less than $20 a bottle

Keef said...

/LP

Brooklon Baby said...

Would you leave me alone for once. Its the holiday season bro.

Keef said...

ha

Keef said...

Fine. But as soon as the holiday season is over, game on.

Brooklon Baby said...

Pick on someone your own size. Lolz.

Keef said...

hilarity

tem said...

shit got realz

tem said...

keith is a cyber bully

tem said...

did blue stab people?

Keef said...

Y! bowl pick 'em, confidence points

ID: 15532
PW: tits

The Meiz said...

"Stafford medium sized white crewneck t shirts"

Like we've been saying for years. Little fella.

The Meiz said...

I see Keith already covered the little guy portion of today's program

The Meiz said...

Holiday lunch today. Pepper roasted chicken breast, pork tenderlion, beef tenderloin, and other stuff

Brooklon Baby said...

I wear large tshirts like as outer attire but like my undergarment t-shirts tight

Ns.

tem said...

it's ok

Keef said...

El Smedium

tem said...

I got 75% of the way through the el tardo article.

I deserve a medal.

tem said...

researchers actually spent time on this:

"
James Bond drank 92 drinks a week, on average. Assuming that a unit of alcohol is 10 ml of pure ethanol, which the authors admit, they probably underestimated just how much the secret agent consumed.

According to the federal Dietary Guidelines for Americans, heavy drinking for men usually means drinking more than 14 drinks per week.

The authors wrote that Bond's maximum daily consumption was in "From Russia with Love" in which he drank 49.8 drinks per day -- in case you were wondering."

H said...

"that tat take months to finish?"

About 10 hours total

H said...

"14 drinks per week"

Seems low.

/EP

H said...

14 drinks is breakfast up north!

/Meiz

H said...

After 14 drinks, I'd need a gallon of diet pepsi!

/tem

Brooklon Baby said...

Does seem low.

H said...

Csil = 5 heavy drinking men

/Keith

Keef said...

Does seem low.



14 is low. Because it's more than 14.

Keef said...

> 14 drinks a week, you might have a problem

H said...

We should do a sarcasm challenge for Keith.

tem said...

I would need a lot of diet pepsi.

H said...

Are we talking mixed drinks or beer?

tem said...

"Assuming that a unit of alcohol is 10 ml of pure ethanol"

by the by this sentence makes little sense to me.

tem said...

we're talking 10mls of pure ethanol apparently.

The Meiz said...

SOURCES: I am a heavy drinker

H said...

More than 14 beers a week didn't seem like a lot to me. Ns.

Keef said...

I'm taking a drink as meaning liquor

The Meiz said...

"Are we talking mixed drinks or beer?"


Same thing. You're a heavy drinker, too.

H said...

Fucking science

H said...

I guess I just never thought that averaging 2 beers a day was considered heavy drinking

Keef said...

That's how you know you're a heavy drinker

s

H said...

Take a look in the mirror. You're definitely a HEAVY drinker!

/elevator guy

Keef said...

hahaha

Keef said...

FYI, I've been on Jenny Craig for a while now


/H

H said...

I am not doing Jenny Craig

H said...

It's weight watchers, bitch!

S

Keef said...

I am not doing Jenny Craig




Good, she's a pig

H said...

Don't make me post the topless picture, Keith.

tem said...

Topless pic of jenny craig?

Keef said...

Don't make me post the topless picture, Keith.



H is asking to be asked to post it.

H said...

No, H isn't. H is busting your balls, you obnoxious fuck. :-D

Keef said...

but seriously, if you want to see it, let me know


/H

H said...

Do you think you could go between now and the new year, posting the same about if times as you normally Di, without making a single sarcastic comment? Is it possible?

H said...

*normally do

Keef said...

yes

H said...

Bet?

Keef said...

sure

Keef said...

59/50 hat bet

H said...

Minimum 10 comments/post (excluding Christmas Day). No sarcasm. Any dispute will be decided by majority vote of everyone else. Winner gets a hat of their choice (up to $25) & give a name change for a month.

Keef said...

now through 12am EST on 1/1/2014.

Keef said...

59Fifty hats are usually more than $25

Keef said...

This is the hat I want.

Keef said...

Sorry H, but you're gonna lose this bet.

tem said...

you should pick a better hat.

H said...

For two and a half weeks of non-douchiness, I'm ok with it.

Keef said...

you should pick a better hat.



like what?

Keef said...

For two and a half weeks of non-douchiness, I'm ok with it.




Is anyone else here sarcastic?

Brooklon Baby said...

You aint sarcastic your a dick

Brooklon Baby said...

59/50 hats are nigger hats now

Keef said...

wow

H said...

"Is anyone else here sarcastic?"

And you lost already.

tem said...

Riley Padrino in the house.

tem said...

FTR, I don't think Keith lost already.

I didn't think that was sarcastic.

tem said...

I read it as:

you eliminated one sarcastic person, but there are lots of other sarcastic people here so there will be plenty of douchiness.

Keef said...

And you lost already.



That was a serious question. I think pretty much everyone here is sarcastic.

H said...

"I didn't think that was sarcastic"

So you believe he was truly asking if anyone else was sarcastic, like he didn't already know the answer?

H said...

"I think pretty much everyone here is sarcastic"

Which makes your question sarcastic.

tem said...

"So you believe he was truly asking if anyone else was sarcastic, like he didn't already know the answer? "

this is a solid point.

tem said...

is a rhetorical question inherently sarcastic?

Keef said...

Which makes your question sarcastic.



Nope. I think everyone is sarcastic. My question was to you and if you think anyone else is sarcastic

tem said...

FYI:

In certain Ethiopic languages, sarcasm and unreal phrases are indicated at the end of a sentence with a sarcasm mark called temherte slaq, a character that looks like an inverted exclamation point ¡

Keef said...

"So you believe he was truly asking if anyone else was sarcastic, like he didn't already know the answer? "


I know I think other people are. You said "For two and a half weeks of non-douchiness, I'm ok with it.", which led me to ask if you think anyone else is sarcastic.

H said...

"Nope. I think everyone is sarcastic. My question was to you and if you think anyone else is sarcastic"

I think this is the Keith equivalent to EP's I did that on purpose.

Keef said...

You said there would be non-douchiness for 2 1/2 weeks, like I'm the only one like that here.

H said...

My comment obviously meant 2 1/2 weeks off non-douchiness from you.

That's ok, though. If you want to act like EP and say you didn't lose when you did, I'll give you a mulligan.

H said...

"You said "For two and a half weeks of non-douchiness, I'm ok with it.", which led me to ask if you think anyone else is sarcastic."

Either you're full of shit, or you need to learn to phase your questions better to avoid confusion. Either way, you had your freebie.

Keef said...

Now H is resorting to name calling

tem said...

the phrasing was poor.

tem said...

keith is just a bad typist.

Keef said...

or you need to learn to phase your questions better to avoid confusion



how would that question have been phrased better to make you think it wasn't sarcastic?

Keef said...

tem said he didn't think it was sarcastic.

Keef said...

how can you be sure something is sarcastic just by reading it?

Brooklon Baby said...

That's ok, though. If you want to act like EP and say you didn't lose when you did, I'll give you a mulligan.

how does it feel bitch

tem said...

another fucking school shooting in CO.

blue get your shit together.

tem said...

"how can you be sure something is sarcastic just by reading it?"

by the S that comes after the statement.

tem said...

Naked Gun getting rebooted.

Yahoo! has the best news.

tem said...

Y! bowl pick 'em, confidence points

ID: 15532
PW: tits

tem said...

it needs posted more than once

Keef said...

thank you

H said...

"how would that question have been phrased better to make you think it wasn't sarcastic?"

1) H, do you think I'm the only sarcastic person here?
2) Am I really the only sarcastic one here?
3) or you could have just simply stated "I don't think I'm the only sarcastic one here."

Keef said...

fair enough. That doesn't mean that the way my question was phrased was sarcastic.
2) is essentially the same question.

H said...

Quit whining. I gave you your mulligan.

H said...

"2) is essentially the same question"

Pretty much.

tem said...

st. pierre vacated his title.

Keef said...

saw that earlier.

tem said...

you should have shared the knowledge then

tem said...

wall?

tem said...

damn

Tyler said...

"CIA kitchen towels"

Like towels from the kitchen at the CIA? That's a really bizarre request.

tem said...

how does he even know what kind of towels they have?

Tyler said...

Yeah, they could suck for all he knows. But I guess it's to brag that he has the towels that the CIA uses.

tem said...

maybe he saw them on American Dad.

tem said...

my kitchen towels are the same ones as in the playboy mansion.


that's a better story than CIA towels.

Tyler said...

Yeah, and unless Hugh Hefner is over at your house, then who's gonna know?

tem said...

we should send him towels from the dollar store and tell him they are the CIA towels.

Tyler said...

Yes. I love this idear.

Tyler said...

Or we could get him bathroom towels and tell him they were from the bathroom in the Oval Office when George W was President.

Brooklon Baby said...

Like towels from the kitchen at the CIA? That's a really bizarre request.

culinary institute of America

fools

tem said...

why the fuck would we know that?

H said...

More importantly, why the fuck would you want that?

Tyler said...

^^^^^ and ^^^^

Keef said...

I haven't shaved my face since the beginning of November. I have a nasty beard going right now.

Keef said...

Levine said Cano's age -- he turned 31 in October -- precluded the team from giving him the kind of long-term deal that backfired with Alex Rodriguez and could do the same in the cases of CC Sabathia and Mark Teixeira.
"Now, if it was Mike Trout, I'd offer him a 10-year contract," Levine said, referring to the Los Angeles Angels' 22-year-old center fielder. "But for people over 30, I don't believe it makes sense."


I wonder if MLB would look at that as tampering, by him saying Trout by name.

The Meiz said...

Everybody knows CIA is the most widely used abbreviation for Culinary Institute of America.

Keef said...

I didn't know that

Keef said...

I figured it's wasn't Central Intelligence Agence, but had no idea what he was talking about

Keef said...

*it

Tyler said...

"Levine said Cano's age -- he turned 31 in October -- precluded the team from giving him the kind of long-term deal that backfired with Alex Rodriguez"

So instead they give a 31-year-old Jacoby Ellsbury a seven year deal. MAKES SENSE.

Brooklon Baby said...

"More importantly, why the fuck would you want that?"

cuz I like cheffy stuff and those towels are nice, when I cook I trow* a towel over my shoulder for the duration

Keef said...

So instead they give a 31-year-old Jacoby Ellsbury a seven year deal. MAKES SENSE.



He did say they would have given a 7 year deal to Cano

Keef said...

when I cook I trow* a towel over my shoulder for the duration



seriously?

Brooklon Baby said...

my xmas cookie dough is done, to the freezer for whenever we bake them off

Brooklon Baby said...

seriously?

seriously.

Brooklon Baby said...

Always over my left shoulder

Keef said...

what kind of cookies

Brooklon Baby said...

im tired of chicken cutlets gonna whip up something different tonight

Brooklon Baby said...

what kind of cookies



it's a butter cookie dough

Keef said...

Last night I made cut up some kielbasa and threw it in some mac & cheese with a can of Rotel. It was great.

Keef said...

it's a butter cookie dough



So what do you make with butter cookie dough?

Brooklon Baby said...

mmm I think i'll make some mac and cheese now

Brooklon Baby said...


So what do you make with butter cookie dough?

butter cookies

are you high?

Keef said...

Not sure I know what a butter cookie is

Keef said...

When I hear Christmas cookies, I think of snickerdoodles, those peanut butter cookies with the hershey's kiss, iced sugar cookies, rum balls. Nerve heard of butter cookies

H said...

"im tired of chicken cutlets gonna whip up something different tonight"

I've been eating a lot of bison lately. Good stuff.

Keef said...

Nerve had bison

H said...

"Nerve heard of butter cookies"

That surprises me. You never saw those round blue tins full of cookies?

Brooklon Baby said...

I'm not sure I follow

you know the cookies in a tin like royal dansk?

those are butter cookies

it's the first cookie recipe people learn, that and sugar cookie dough

Brooklon Baby said...

aitch knows

Keef said...

You never saw those round blue tins full of cookies?



Oh, ok. Didn't know those were called butter cookies

H said...

These, Keith

Keef said...

I thought they were shortbread or something like that

Brooklon Baby said...

also making strufali which are honey balls

i don't think keef likes honey

Keef said...

These, Keith



Yeah I've had those. Didn't know that's what they were called. I could eat those all day

Keef said...

i don't think keef likes honey



You got the wrong person on that one.

H said...

"Nerve had bison"

You should try it. NS. It is basically a more flavorful beef with way less fat/grease. Also higher in protein.

Brooklon Baby said...

some maniac on here doesn't like honey

H said...

I just tried it for the first time myself a few weeks ago and I am hooked.

Keef said...

Going here for 'za tonight.

H said...

I am a fan of honey.

H said...

I bet it is Kod cuz of some weird allergy or something.

Keef said...

I wouldn't even know where to get bison

Brooklon Baby said...

i like bison

Brooklon Baby said...

m bison is tough to beat

H said...

They say eating local honey helps with allergies.

Keef said...

I have had a sandwich from here, though

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