Friday, December 06, 2013

El Piacks



Colts +6.5 over BANGLES
Ya huge game. I like the points here. Even though Cincy is pretty strong at home. Luck's beard pisses me off. Fucking so something with it. I mean groom it your in the NFL now. oh i'm so smart but I cant figure out how to shave hair on my face. fucking faggot.

GREEN BAY -whatever the fucking line is. Fucking yahoo has been terrible this year with admin issues. that's because they have a woman in charge- over Falcons
Falcons. HAHAHAHHAHAHA. Falcons, Texans, wft. The might Flynn's will win at home handily.

NE over Clev.
Don't care what the line is, will lay as much as 14. If Josh Gordon goes over 2 bills this weekend I'll change my name to Nancy McGillacuddly.

Oakland +2.5 over JETS
The Jets offense is so miserable. I think Oakland could win.

Detroit +2.5 over PHILLY
Time for Philly to lose. Lions rip a few in a row here and grab a playoff spot. Stafford has to stop with the silly picks.

Miami +3 over BURGH
Fins are a better team. Period.

TAMPA -2.5 over Buffalo
One of those home/away picks. If the game was in west ny i'd ride the bills. It's not. It's in the strip club capital of the world.

KC-3 over WASH
The Skins are awful.

Vikes +6.5 over BMORE
Adrian Peterson is the MVP of the league. Vikes would be WINLESS without him. DISCUSS.

BRONCS -12 over Titans
Unless it's -18 degrees or snowy this will be a blowout.

Ramalamadingdongs +6.5 over AZ
This line is hella high. Zona had a nice stretch but they ain't no great team. Carson Palmer is still involved here.

Seattle +2.5 over SF
Well yes, clearly they play better at home. But Seattle is scary good. Fastest defense I've watched in awhile. I feel like they have 13 guys on the field. And Wilson is like a brown not gay right handed Steve Young.

Oh Carolina +3 over NO
Push. Saints win. But Carolina is ready for the big time.

Dallas +1 over BEARS
Boys will smell the blood once they see the Lions knock off philly. Week 17 game vs Philly will be the deciding game.





186 comments:

Jugdish said...

If Josh Gordon goes over 2 bills this weekend I'll change my name to Nancy McGillacuddly.


sure you will

/steve

Brooklon Baby said...

Fucking Steve.

tem said...

Good pick ems. Lots of gens.

Jugdish said...

I don't care if the meat is cooked or not, its just a sandwich to me

/mize

Keef said...

Adrian Peterson is the MVP of the league




Stupid

H said...

18 degrees and a 30% chance of snow in Denver at kickoff. I think Tennessee covers.

H said...

Oh course, my picks have been awful this year, so take that as you will.

H said...

"drunk and cold"

And old.

Blue said...

18 degrees is generous. I'm not sure it will be that warm

it's currently -9

H said...

That's the forecast I heard this morning. You obviously have a better sense of it, though. Either way, it's gonna be fucking cold!

H said...

Happy birthday Thomas E. Magers, esq.

Blue said...

happy birthday tem

He's so dreamy said...

"And old"

true

He's so dreamy said...

happy birthday, tem

Keef said...

Is TP hanging out with Jay Z & Cano in Seattle?

He's so dreamy said...

stupid west coast time. I have been awake since 4:30. this old person might need a nap later

Keef said...

stupid west coast time. I have been awake since 4:30. this old person might need a nap later



Maybe don't follow Eddie around like a puppy dog

He's so dreamy said...

Is TP hanging out with Jay Z & Cano in Seattle?


no, but strangely enough I did have an issue with a homeless guy last night

He's so dreamy said...

Maybe don't follow Eddie around like a puppy dog

you know I hate dogs and/or pets

tem said...

ridiculous FB post of the day:

"All snowed in. Making pancakes and maybe cookies later!"


we have approximately 1/8th of an inch of snow on the ground.

tem said...

thanks for the birthday wishes.

tem said...

facebook post 2 from my cousin who just bowled his 2nd 300 game:

"Well got number 2 and no it wasn't any easy then the first lol.
"

Keef said...

lol

Keef said...

you know I hate dogs and/or pets




That's what makes it so uncle joey

tem said...

rumor is that Gordon gee is going to be the new interim president at wava college for higher learnings

Keef said...

From Brown to wava. How the mighty have fallen

He's so dreamy said...

"That's what makes it so uncle joey"

good point

Jugdish said...

Lp...try one of these and report back to us

Keef said...

Nelson Mandela. Dead.


/H

Jugdish said...

cano signs with mariners

Jugdish said...

10 years 235 million or something like that

Jugdish said...

240 mil...my bad

Keef said...

What a maroon

Keef said...

I mean Cano

Jugdish said...

on both sides

Jugdish said...

yanks actually played that one smat* after that bad ellsbury signing

Jugdish said...

I guess ten year deals aren't going away just yet

Keef said...

M's still finish last next season

tem said...

hard to call cano a moron when he is getting $240 milly.

Blue said...

cano will now be useless in fantasy

his HR production will be cut in half

Jugdish said...

hard to call cano a moron when he is getting $240 milly.


he called him a maroon

tem said...

oh, fair enough.

Jugdish said...

hard to call cano a moron when he is getting $240 milly.


but that's true...he just may never see the playoffs again unless he has a ticket

Jugdish said...

Barkley on the subway



we need a video of Lp like that

Keef said...

hard to call cano a moron when he is getting $240 milly.


a) what jug said

b) he could have had a contract for not much less than that in NY, and would have made a shitton more money off the field. And wouldn't be on a last place team every year

tem said...

"and would have made a shitton more money off the field."

you don't know that. I bet most of his money comes from national contracts and it doesn't matter where he plays.

also, in NY he is a top 10 sports star for commercials; maybe (with the giants, jets, knicks, nets, Yankees and mess there are lots of star players). in Seattle he is top 3, maybe top 2. There is Russel Wilson and then him.



"And wouldn't be on a last place team every year"

I doubt he cares.

tem said...

he is moving from being a big fish in a gigantic pond to being a gigantic fish in a medium pond.

nobody is taking his table in Seattle. In NY he loses his table to Eli or Jeter or Rivera or Melo or CC (assuming the table is big enough), etc the list goes on for people who are more popular in NY than he is.

Keef said...

I want to argue this, but then I'm defending NY. I can't bring myself down to that level.

Keef said...

So you win. Congratulations. Happy bday

Keef said...

Now go change a diaper for once

Keef said...

he is moving from being a big fish in a gigantic pond to being a gigantic fish in a medium pond.



And eventually that gigantic fish runs out of food

Jugdish said...

good move for the yanks, good financial move for cano, bad move for the mariners

tem said...

"And eventually that gigantic fish runs out of food"

but he will have all the coffee he will ever need.

Jugdish said...

yanks need pitching more than cano anyways

tem said...

"So you win. Congratulations. Happy bday"

apology accepted

Jugdish said...

and a new closer

/mize

Blue said...

I agree with Tem

he's a nobody in NY

Keef said...

He'll be a nobody in Seattle. He's no Ichiro

Keef said...

He'll be < half of the star that Ichiro was in Seattle

Keef said...

Blue is just upset that the Boise coach finally left

Blue said...

I don't care about Peterson. Maybe now they'll suck enough that Idaho can beat them again

Blue said...

ichiro was a star because of all the Asians

cano's ceiling is jay buhner (another former yankee)

Keef said...

cano's ceiling is jay buhner


Is that a compliment?

Keef said...

ichiro was a star because of all the Asians



Exactly. Cano isn't as Asian as Ichiro.

Blue said...

"Is that a compliment?"

maybe/maybe not

Jugdish said...

hearing rumors that kubiak might be fired today. 11 game losing streak...I say let him finish the season. what's the point of firing him now? lock up that #1 pick.

Keef said...

are you spreading rumors now?

He's so dreamy said...

talked to 4 random locals about cano deal.

valet dude- I think he's a pretty good pitcher
Starbucks worker- I don't like football
front desk guy - I'm a soccer fan
guy in elevator - i really don't have an opinion on cano, but I do know that H guy is pretty hefty

He's so dreamy said...

mess sign granderson

Jugdish said...

kubiak fired

Keef said...

mess sign granderson



Apparently today is the day that LH hitters sign with teams in parks where their HR totals will be cut in half

Brooklon Baby said...

Freak is having a conniption about soccer talk.

Brooklon Baby said...

Grandy!

Keef said...

Mess might be worst* than the Fins* next year

The Meiz said...

"Stafford has to stop with the silly picks."

Hahahahahahaha.

It's his calling card.

The Meiz said...

"I don't care if the meat is cooked or not, its just a sandwich to me"

Those people are probably the idiots that eat meat that is either not lean enough or been in the fridge for a week.

The Meiz said...

"guy in elevator - i really don't have an opinion on cano, but I do know that H guy is pretty hefty"


Haaaahahahahaaaa

This cracked me up.

Keef said...

This cracked me up.




yo tambien

Jugdish said...

Houston sports talk already bringing up lovie smith...owner said he'll get an interview

Jugdish said...

but I do know that H guy is pretty hefty



not anymore...email me and ask me how!

/aitch

Keef said...

TMHT

Keef said...

not anymore...email me and ask me how!

/aitch




Hilarity. Whenever I make an H is fat joke he texts me how much weight he's lost

Brooklon Baby said...

Mets will be good next year. Or "competitive" as they say. Year after they will "compete".

Brooklon Baby said...

Tp if you see Carroll strutting around town gnawing on a wad of gum say hi for me

tem said...

H is an inspiration.

I am going to learn to play guitar and sing then I can lose some weight.

Jugdish said...

unless carroll is within 25 feet of eddie, tp won't see him

tem said...

I hope Houston hires Wade Phillips

Jugdish said...

I am going to learn to play guitar and sing then I can lose some weight.



save a zorse, ride a cowboy?

Keef said...

unless carroll is within 25 feet of eddie, tp won't see him




hahahahahahaha. Fucking tunnel vision

Keef said...

Mets will be good next year. Or "competitive" as they say.



Keep telling yourself that

Blue said...

maybe boise state can hire kubiak

Blue said...

hilarity on the game last night..

schaub almost throws a pick at the end of the game and Nessler says, what a fitting way to end, if he'd have thrown another pick 6.

next play, schaub throws it right to the Jags linebacker. no dropping that pick

Blue said...

I was hoping that linebacker would run it back, but he pussed out

The Meiz said...

The Schaub pick at the end of the game was awesome.

tem said...

schaub is at least reliable.


Texans gonna love Manziel when they draft him #1.

Brooklon Baby said...

Funny how reds sucked for years now they are good so keef struts around like he runs baseball

Brooklon Baby said...

Gotta change that titans pick what's with Denver weather. They go from cold to dead balls winter than anywhere else

Brooklon Baby said...

Fucking rockies

Jugdish said...

Texans gonna love Manziel when they draft him #1.


im hoping they pick derek carr

The Meiz said...

"Funny how reds sucked for years now they are good so keef struts around like he runs baseball"

The Reds ain't shit.

Jugdish said...

Who stiffed who? Wounded Warriors has no record of donation from lesbian waitress accused of tip hoax



that headline has it all

Blue said...

"Gotta change that titans pick what's with Denver weather. They go from cold to dead balls winter than anywhere else"

yeah, because teams from Tennessee are so good in cold weather games.

tem said...

"im hoping they pick derek carr"

maybe they'll get McCarron in round 2 and pick clowney in round 1.

Keef said...

Funny how reds sucked for years now they are good so keef struts around like he runs baseball



The fuck are you talking about? This has nothing to do with the Reds. I've talked shit about the Mess for years. The Reds haven't won shit, they get in the playoffs and get bounced early.

Keef said...

It's not my fault that your team in the biggest market in murica sucks ballsack

Blue said...

the proper term is "licks ballsack"

Keef said...

you would know

Blue said...

yes, your mom explained to me what she was doing

Jugdish said...

did she show you the keef sanchez too?

H said...

"yeah, because teams from Tennessee are so good in cold weather games."

But saying they'll win, but I think they can cover 12.5.

Keef said...

my mom doesn't go for fat guys

H said...

EP, what's Tennessee's record ATS this year?

H said...

Is Blue fat?

Keef said...

I don't know. It sounded good

H said...

"I don't know. It sounded good."

That should be LOV's motto.

H said...

"TMHT"

No such thing

Keef said...

ha

Keef said...

H = Houston

Blue said...

he's not that big

Keef said...

You've never met him

tem said...

H is a lean mean singing machine

Keef said...

mean or angry?

Jugdish said...

H = Houston


I think I know what H means

/H

Keef said...

H = Houston



Whoa whoa whoa, let's not take the focus off of where it belongs

/H

Blue said...

I thought H was heroine

Jugdish said...

Roger Rodas, dead


/H

Keef said...

ha

H said...

That's it! None of you are getting Christmas cards this year!

The Meiz said...

Fucking relieved it's finally the weekend. I'm already poured up.

Keef said...

I've already gotten Christmas cards

The Meiz said...

Me too.

Brooklon Baby said...

4-5 h

The Meiz said...

Done Christmas shopping for the Mom. Thanks, Amazon!

Keef said...

I did a shitton of shopping on amazon

The Meiz said...

I'm hoping to do it all on Amazon. I have my bitch-ass uncle for secret Santa, and that motherfucker NEVER puts out a list.

H said...

"I thought H was heroine"

You mean heroin. A heroine is a female hero.

H said...

I don't know if this has been discussed here, but does anyone else think the proposed Amazon drine delivery is a horrible idea?

The Meiz said...

Not I.

The Meiz said...

GPS that motherfucker straight to me.

H said...

Until someone shoots one down and steals your shit...

H said...

Why would someone want to steal shit?

/tem

The Meiz said...

"Until someone shoots one down and steals your shit..."


I'd like to believe the folks at Amazon would have something like that covered.

Jugdish said...

Why would someone want to steal shit? 


Lp shits in his tie

Jugdish said...

I'd like to believe the folks at Amazon would have something like that covered.


hellfire missles

The Meiz said...

"hellfire missles"

THIS

The Meiz said...

Amazon's drones are guaranteed to be far more stout than Obama's drones. LOCK. IT. UP.

He's so dreamy said...

great fuckin show tonight

Keef said...

How did Eddie's junk taste

H said...

Don't be jealous, Keith.

Keef said...

Ha. Ok

H said...

I dunno... seemed like something to say.

The Meiz said...

Reminder: Fuck Marquette.

tem said...

I like marquettes uniforms

Blue said...

Gotta love Gus Johnson

The Meiz said...

"I like marquettes uniforms"

So do I

Blue said...

Guess tOsu won't have to worry about auburn now

Blue said...

Fuck you

/kevin

The Meiz said...

O-H!

tem said...

I have a great power back but on 3rd and 4th and short I am gonna run my QB. I'm a maroon.

Blue said...

Tebow would have got that 1st down for urb

tem said...

Yeah but he has like 2yrs pro experience, that helps a lot in the college game.

He's so dreamy said...

pray for Urb's heart tonight

He's so dreamy said...

drunk, cold and old again tonight

Keef said...

Little snow in Philly

Keef said...

pray for Urb's heart tonight



Just worry about your team preparing for their bowl game

The Meiz said...

I just freestyled a rock & roll song about getting ready to go up north next weekend. I'm a loser.

kod said...

damn, 1.5 feet of snow followed by -25 below temps ( w/ -40+ windchills) this week

too early for this shit, that's Jan/Feb weather here

I am enjoying the snow games out east today though

kod said...

Patterson is coming on; nice to see

it's a weird thing when your team sucks big time

you want them to win, but also kind of want them to lose (unless playing the Bears or Packers).

kod said...

Winless w/out AP?

He's been really shitty this year (relative for AP....also the awful O-line, QB, O-coordinator are to blame big time) but that might be right, wouldn't have beat the Bears w/out him (then again we wouldn't have beat the Bears w/out Toby either), wouldn't have beaten Pitt or Wash either.

As for MVP....FWIW there are at least 30 NFL players I would gladly trade AP for straight up. Maybe 50

kod said...
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kod said...

let me try that again...

I got into a pretty heated argument on Thanksgiving w/ my brother in law (Ohio state fanatic) about Mich. St./Ohio State. It only got heated because he said Mst. was terrible and Ost would destroy them.....so stupid.

I was very happy this morning.



Keef said...

Osu's defense is exactly what I thought it was

kod said...

yeah.....when you can barely beat IA, and IL hangs in halfway through the 4th quarter, you should not be in the national championship game

I feel bad for Mich St. though, I hear they got pretty fucked over in the ND game, but...Auburn beat Bama, so they deserve to be there

kod said...

but my top 5 is

1) Fl St.

2) Bama

3) Michigan State

4) Auburn

5) Stanford





Keef said...

How is Bama 2 and auburn 4?

kod said...

How is Bama 2 and auburn 4?


objective ranking. If I was an AP voter, it would be otherwise...but

I think Auburn beats Bama maybe 2 out of 10 times

You can't rank for bowls any other way, but the truth is, games are not 100% assured...teams that win wouldn't have won 10 out of 10 times

like Ohio State beats Michigan State about 48% of the time IMO

I just think if each team played 10 times, the higher ranked would beat the lower ranted over 50% of the time

kod said...

objective ranking

*oops, I meant subjective ranking

kod said...

"Patterson is coming on; nice to see"

hehe, this has been a crazy game; fun to play spoiler



kod said...

oof

fun game!! Sorry AFC wildcard teams, we tried

H said...

Gronk out again

Keef said...

we tried




How hard did you try?

Keef said...

I love Craigslist

Keef said...

The Tostitos Fiesta Bowl will pit Big 12 champion Baylor against American Athletic Conference champion UCF, sources said.



Get your tickets now!

Keef said...

Peyton sucks in the cold

(s)

tem said...

great games today

H said...

Like I said, no way Tennessee covers 12.5...

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