Wednesday, December 18, 2013

50

Brad Pitt is 50 today.  All the women of the world are rejoicing...and kod

49er fans are planning on putting up a billboard in Seattle.  What a great way to waste your money. I guess the recession is over.

I love Jerry Jones.  He's like I would be if I was an NFL owner.  I'd think I was smart enough to be the GM, and make excuses all the time.  And anyone who says different doesn't get to play fantasy football anymore.

Bowl games start soon right?  I mean there are like 43 of them so they have to begin soon.  Remember when it was a big deal when a school got a bowl berth, now it seems like everyone goes to a bowl.  I often wonder who the person is that watches all the bowl games, I probably will watch maybe 3.

Apparently we strip searched some hot Indian (dot not feather) woman in New York.  Good looking out EP.  The Indian government is outraged, but yet they don't care that on average a woman is raped every 6 seconds in India.  So that's some good double talk.

I did not win the lottery, but maybe Beth did.  I heard some folks on the radio talking about lottery winners and that at the one year mark after they've won, on average they are more unhappy than a quadriplegic who had a tragic accident is at the one year mark after the accident.  I find this very hard to believe, unless maybe the lottery winners are sad because they don't get government assistance and foodstamps anymore.

Screech is sad he made a sextape...it didn't work out quite as well for him as it did for Kim K.





60 comments:

tem said...

I got 0 numbers correct.

tem said...

next time I will post my numbers so that you all can play different ones and win.

Blue said...

I've bought one lottery ticket (non-scratch) in my life

and I haven't bought a scratch ticket in like 15 years.

Blue said...

I don't want to end up unhappier than a quadriplegic

Keef said...

Screech is sad he made a sextape



Did you know Dustin Diamond's middle name is Neil

tem said...

nobody knew that

tem said...

"I've bought one lottery ticket (non-scratch) in my life"

you should buy more

tem said...

half the money goes to the schools so that they can have 3 superintendents per school and like 4 principals and 7 vice principals and then make you pay for renting football equipment if your kid plays and charge you for art supplies if you think they should teach art.

Jugdish said...

Did you know Dustin Diamond's middle name is Neil


did you know that keith richard's twitter handle is @officialkeef?

Jugdish said...

Jerry Jones: Hiring GM is a waste

Blue said...

"did you know that keith richard's twitter handle is @officialkeef?"

it's not @officialkevin?

Blue said...

did you know that a human head weighs 8 pounds

Jugdish said...

I heard that somewhere

H said...

Woe

Blue said...

what's wrong h?

H said...

Damn it, blue!

Blue said...

are you sad that Brad Pitt is now 50, too?

Jugdish said...

sadderday

Jugdish said...

wall

Blue said...

I'm still waiting for the woe

Blue said...

woexplanation

Keef said...

did you know that keith richard's twitter handle is @officialkeef?



I did not know that

Jugdish said...

woexplanation


woet was that all about, h?

Keef said...

Jerry Jones: Hiring GM is a waste


If the Cowboys GM was not Jones and they had the same results they've been having, I wonder how long ago he would have been fired.

tem said...

you know it now

Blue said...

"you know it now"

that's why he said "did not", not "do not"

Jugdish said...

If the Cowboys GM was not Jones and they had the same results they've been having, I wonder how long ago he would have been fired.



this

Blue said...

"If the Cowboys GM was not Jones and they had the same results they've been having, I wonder how long ago he would have been fired."

he hasn't fired Jason Garrett...yet, so maybe he takes the same approach as the Rockies and doesn't like to fire anyone

Keef said...

that's why he said "did not", not "do not"



Thank you, blue

Blue said...

apology accepted

H said...

My feet are cold

Keef said...

It was 82° here yesterday.

H said...

There isn't a sufficient word in the English language to accurately convey the level of hatred I feel towards you at this very moment.

Keef said...

It's supposed to be back in the 50s by the end of the week, though

Brooklon Baby said...

Having a shitty day. At work.

Brooklon Baby said...

Xmas party tonight though. Gonna rip it up. Some jew guy was like hey its a holiday party not xmas party. I said fuck you . ns

He prolly tolt* my boss man who is a jew and now I will get less bonus because of it.

tem said...

probably. dumb ass

Brooklon Baby said...

I have a 230, but this shit is taking forever. Should have planned this better

Brooklon Baby said...

Had no idea there were hot Indian (dot) chicks out there to grope

Brooklon Baby said...

WADR Rev

Keef said...

Had no idea there were hot Indian (dot) chicks out there to grope


You'd grope Priya Rai

tem said...

he'd grope any female.

Keef said...

true

Brooklon Baby said...

In the dark yes.

Keef said...

Jonah Keri's articles are always solid

Keef said...

5 years in prison to delay a final exam

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

youtube Chris Bosh gay moments. Funny stuff

tem said...

I don't want to watch his life Truman Show style.

The Meiz said...

50

Jugdish said...

wall

H said...

That kid was a criminal genius apparently.

The Meiz said...

Picked up my fancy new glasses tonight. Pretty spiffy.

Keef said...

Hsil got her ring

Brooklon Baby said...

I'm fine. Fucking hammetrd. On Tue trai nnn. Hoops I don't get tmraped or robbed.

Brooklon Baby said...

Sweet talked the chick who nto free Whiskey

Brooklon Baby said...

Wife gonna jille me I'm deqd

Jugdish said...

Who wants to post for Lp ob friday after he is jilled?

Jugdish said...

I hope he has quarters for the porn booth

Jugdish said...

go

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