Tuesday, December 17, 2013

2 episodes

So like the Family Guy dog (spoiler alert) was dead for like 2 episodes. Hilarious. News outlets were posting about how big of a deal it was that the character got killed off. Anyone who watched the show knew he was coming back soon. 2 episodes is even sooner than I thought. The writers of that show are rolling around laughing at America. USA USA USA USA


So the Ravens kicker got a ton of Fantasy points. He probably swung some playoff games. But if you were playing Charles you got toasted. If you beat Charles then that other team was a 1 trick pony.


Ever wonder what would happen if you got sent back in time and had to fend for yourself? Would you tower over the people of the 1500s? If you got stuck in the woods would you even know how to start a fire? If you got sent way back would you just get eaten by a tiger? I'd be pretty screwed if there were no humans around to help me out. I'd probably figure it out Tom Hanks castaway style, but I wouldn't have a volleyball friend. I'd have to make friends with a squirrel or something.


bgtem crawls backwards. It is funny to watch her back into things and then get stuck. Then she cries, that part is only funny for a minute or so. I am a terrible parent.



At the end of the year everyone wants paid. I hope I win the mega millions. I will loan some money to the company to make my job easier. Cash management is a breeze with lots of cash.

68 comments:

Blue said...

i want to get paid too

H said...

Yo tambien

Jugdish said...

But if you were playing Charles you got toasted.


they guy I was playing had Charles and alex smith...not a good day for my team

tem said...

not at all

Jugdish said...

boy, that escalated quickly

/jug's fantasy team

Keef said...

This? I think the initial contact was to the chest and the follow through got the jaw...



Couple things...
The crown of the blocker's helmet hit the punter's facemask either at the same time that the blockers arms hit the punter's chest, or maybe a split second before. It ended up breaking his jaw.
Also, punters and kickers have special protections under the rule book and are considered in a defenseless posture at all times.

Keef said...

here is a good close up of it. Crown definitely hits the facemask first.

tem said...

they missed that call for sure.

dude will get fined.

tem said...

40 should have made the tackle.

Keef said...

They said he has a cracked vertebrae too, but the Bengals say that was pre-existing

tem said...

either way he is out for the rest of the year.

he got JACKED UP. (RIP JACKED UP)

Keef said...

yes he did

Blue said...

"here is a good close up of it. Crown definitely hits the facemask first."

yep, he led with his head, no doubt

H said...

I think it was simultaneous

H said...

If the punter doesn't want to get hit, he should keep his head on a swivel. Our not pursue the ball carrier.

Keef said...

I think it was simultaneous



Possibly. But it would still be helmet to helmet. And punters are always defenseless according to the rules.
Not saying I agree with the rule. But if it's the rule, it shoulda been called. That one was pretty obvious. That dude is gonna get a hefty fine.

Keef said...

If the punter doesn't want to get hit, he should keep his head on a swivel.


H is baiting again. But I'm not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe again.

H said...

"But I'm not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe again."

Again? So you're now admitting that your previous comment was sarcastic, after I let you off the hook. Classy.

Keef said...

Have you seen Beverly Hills Cop?

Keef said...

FTR, I think it's a stupid rule that the punters & kickers can't get hit. If they can't get hit, they shouldn't be allowed to tackle people

Keef said...

Hopefully the Pats can do Cincy a solid and beat Balt this week.

Keef said...

Actually, no. I want Cincy to beat the Vikings and then Balt, and I want Balt to beat NE so that Cincy can get the 1st round bye.

Keef said...

That would be dope.

tem said...

keith is crazy

tem said...

nfw cinci pulls the bye

Keef said...

I already feel better about it.

tem said...

you're welcome

tem said...

this isn't a ufc pick, I might get it correct.

Blue said...

no fun watching your team get the bye, then get bounced in the first round..i know

tem said...

bengals are going to win it all.

tem said...

but no bye.

The Meiz said...

I'm hearing rumors of prime rib for lunch today

Jugdish said...

always funny

Blue said...

wonder what carlin would have to say about "gluten free"

tem said...

he'd say FUCK GLUTEN FREE

Blue said...

and he'd like it

Brooklon Baby said...

Gluten free Santa family guy was hilarity.

Brooklon Baby said...

As was the home alone spoof

Brooklon Baby said...

I'd be a beast in 1500

tem said...

home alone thing was funny.

tem said...

LP would be tall for the 1500s

tem said...

"Masahiro Tanaka eyes MLB"


Tanaka? like the guy from Major League 2?

tem said...

and 3

tem said...

maybe just 3

tem said...

Hendricks is gonna crush lawler in march if that fight really happens.

Jugdish said...

wall

H said...

Tanaka was in 2 & 3.

Keef said...

wall

tem said...

and now he is a star pitcher

Keef said...

wall

Brooklon Baby said...

Wall

Brooklon Baby said...

Bourbon night. Got a gift. Bookers. Gonna try it now.

tem said...

How was it?

Brooklon Baby said...

Strong. 108 proof. Delicious.

Brooklon Baby said...

I sit corrected 128 proof. Good lawd. Tingly. All over.

tem said...

Does it make you want to be a dong?

Brooklon Baby said...

Either I had a stroke or I'm enjoying this. Left side of my face is numb.

Brooklon Baby said...

If that dong get dipped in Jessica then yes. Ibstand by that commet she is smoke.

Brooklon Baby said...

Tp what are the kids getting this year from white Santa

Brooklon Baby said...

Fire woodson already I want van gindy

The Meiz said...

Van Gundy ain't coming back to that shit show.

Brooklon Baby said...

Cash

Keef said...

I'm not a mega millionaire

tem said...

am I?

tem said...

I got 0 numbers correct, so probably not.

tem said...

reports are that the hit on the bengals punter was legal.

haha keith

tem said...

oops, fucking reader.

illegal.

Blue said...

go

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