Monday, December 30, 2013


How was everyone's weekend? It's New Years week and stuff. NFL playoffs are here. Glad the Bengals are playing the Chargers and not the Steelers this week. Hopefully they can put up 40-something on SD and Dalton doesn't throw 4 picks again. I would like their chances playing up in Foxboro the following week.

Friday, December 27, 2013


You ever get embarrassed by liking a song you should not like? You know in public. One Direction, Story of my Life. Pretty good song. Fuck.

I gots some bar shit for xmas. My family are enablers. Blood is on their hands.

Gotta rip like a 12-4 this week to hit 5 hundy, 11-5 last week too little too late as they say. (well I could technically get less but would need a stellar playoff run- which I could do I've done before...) I hate week 17 from a betting perspective. You are not in the locker room getting a sense of if the guys are up for these games. Most are meaningless. I gotta check the ones that are meaningful and nail those. Like Indy clinched but are giving 11.5 to Jax? They pulling Luck no? So confusing week 17 could be. Gotta do some homework.

Do you guys know any dudes that don't watch football? Very odd to me. Especially the ones that confess to watching no sports at all that is just sick.

Your bresasis is my breakfast.

Jigga still dropping gems on em 17 years later

Aitch sorry to hear about your grandma, like I said a few weeks ago if you are lucky enough to have them still around you did ok kid. You did ok. They are gems.

Bogle Old Wine Zinfnadel is am impressive bottle of wine if you ever want to bring a nice bottle someplace you are invited to.

Truth be told I'm not a new years fan. Just another day to me. Resolutions are for the birds.

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Christmas Eve

Merry Christmas Eve!

I think Spiff missed winning the money league by like 5 points, that sucks. At least you didn't finish in the bottom 3rd.

From yesterday's post: "tem don't like cold." There is a difference between cold and minus 21. Fuck minus 21.

I'm glad that the Niners won the last Candlestick game. I have no idea why it is the last game. I assume they are moving to LA or building a new stadium. The old stadium looked fine. Whatever, it was probably a shit hole, I don't know.

Good lord the Nets suck. I wonder if hiring a coach that had no experience was a good idea. Too bad nobody told the owner that beforehand. oh wait everyone did.

OK, time to go to the airport. Flight to MN leaves at 11 or something. No idea when the flight from MN to ND is.

Monday, December 23, 2013

merry Christmas eve eve

company shuts down till new year's, forced PTO. Likely lost $$$ league title, only 2 of my guys showed up. need crabtree>Vernon+26 woe

Friday, December 20, 2013

the pussy song

Haven't made my picks yet been a crazy week plus I'm closing in on .500 so I'm being cautious with them. Few gems I care to share now:

dallas is a lock from what I can tell over wash -2.5
Denver -10.5 gonna make it rain in Houston

What are the kids getting this year?

Big gifts in my house is that Xfinity game from Disney for the Wii and this big ass table that is a replica of Radiator Springs for the boy. He's gonna stroke out when he sees it.

cmep got some uggs not as ugly as the regular ones some different ugg shit, and some clothes

both my jew colleagues have off after Christmas but the other 3 catholic vp's are in? what's wrong with that pic.

stop taking Christ out of Christmas you bastards!

the duck dynasty guy has a point about vagina though

not really

bgep is in a church christmas play this sunday, might cry

prolly gonna keep the 2nd job one more year

fucking knicks

fucking college basketball

fucking north korea, so threatening with their faxes

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Post Title

I'm still getting "Mike Mike Mike...guess what day it is???" comments every Wednesday at work...and some non-Wednesdays too.

Baby stuff...we started him on formula at a month old so now I can help with some of the feedings. I think I get less sleep than cmjug now. She is like tem and needs a solid 9 hours of sleep a night to function, so she has been going to bed in the 9 o'clock hour and I stay up and feed him closer to midnight and he will usually sleep after that until about 6:30 or 7 in the morning. I really enjoy those 2 or 3 hours when its just he and I at night...good stuff!

mize's new glasses?

Is anyone traveling for the holidays? We're doing Christmas with my family on the evening of the 25th, and with her family the next day. Everyone is local, so no traveling more than 20 minutes.

Wednesday, December 18, 2013


Brad Pitt is 50 today.  All the women of the world are rejoicing...and kod

49er fans are planning on putting up a billboard in Seattle.  What a great way to waste your money. I guess the recession is over.

I love Jerry Jones.  He's like I would be if I was an NFL owner.  I'd think I was smart enough to be the GM, and make excuses all the time.  And anyone who says different doesn't get to play fantasy football anymore.

Bowl games start soon right?  I mean there are like 43 of them so they have to begin soon.  Remember when it was a big deal when a school got a bowl berth, now it seems like everyone goes to a bowl.  I often wonder who the person is that watches all the bowl games, I probably will watch maybe 3.

Apparently we strip searched some hot Indian (dot not feather) woman in New York.  Good looking out EP.  The Indian government is outraged, but yet they don't care that on average a woman is raped every 6 seconds in India.  So that's some good double talk.

I did not win the lottery, but maybe Beth did.  I heard some folks on the radio talking about lottery winners and that at the one year mark after they've won, on average they are more unhappy than a quadriplegic who had a tragic accident is at the one year mark after the accident.  I find this very hard to believe, unless maybe the lottery winners are sad because they don't get government assistance and foodstamps anymore.

Screech is sad he made a didn't work out quite as well for him as it did for Kim K.

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

2 episodes

So like the Family Guy dog (spoiler alert) was dead for like 2 episodes. Hilarious. News outlets were posting about how big of a deal it was that the character got killed off. Anyone who watched the show knew he was coming back soon. 2 episodes is even sooner than I thought. The writers of that show are rolling around laughing at America. USA USA USA USA

So the Ravens kicker got a ton of Fantasy points. He probably swung some playoff games. But if you were playing Charles you got toasted. If you beat Charles then that other team was a 1 trick pony.

Ever wonder what would happen if you got sent back in time and had to fend for yourself? Would you tower over the people of the 1500s? If you got stuck in the woods would you even know how to start a fire? If you got sent way back would you just get eaten by a tiger? I'd be pretty screwed if there were no humans around to help me out. I'd probably figure it out Tom Hanks castaway style, but I wouldn't have a volleyball friend. I'd have to make friends with a squirrel or something.

bgtem crawls backwards. It is funny to watch her back into things and then get stuck. Then she cries, that part is only funny for a minute or so. I am a terrible parent.

At the end of the year everyone wants paid. I hope I win the mega millions. I will loan some money to the company to make my job easier. Cash management is a breeze with lots of cash.

Monday, December 16, 2013

Jamaal Charles Da Gawd

got me in my $$$ champyunship* game

in work $ league, lost in semis, team shat the bed as a whole, just trying to get my 20 back now

Friday, December 13, 2013

El Piacks

Fans of my personal blog back in the day you may recall around this time I would always put together a list of gifts I want for myself some included links some were basic items like socks. A feel like a man can never have enough socks. Well you're in for a treat. I do miss my blog. I want to sometimes post things but can't I lost the domain for the site google be sending me bills to renew but I blew it. No time for that shit. Anyway here is a complete list of what I asked for from Santa.

Also I'm off today, last day off before the end of year grind.

As always, a taser.
I need a watch to wear on the weekend and for casual events but I'll pick that out.
Scotch Decanter, preferably initialed and made from fine crystal.
A cast iron pan (el pad has a cast iron pot)
a pizza peel
A Kindle Fire HD I can call my own and not share it with my bratty entitled kids.
These for my whiskey/bourbon nights.
16.5 neck/32 sleeve blue shirts from my go to dress shirt.
These Nikes.
Blanton's Single Barrel 93 Bourbon
Four Roses Single Barrel Bourbon
Elijah Craig 18 yr Bourbon
Jack Daniels
Jameson Irish Whiskey
Glenlivet 12yr single malt scotch
A pair of flannel pajama bottoms
Pack of Stafford medium sized white crewneck t shirts
Ninja Ultima Blender
This cocktail book.
This knife
Whatever the best cordless drill is. You home owners would know.
Johnston and murphy loafers size 12 - black
Nike sweatpants, large
CIA kitchen towels
Tequilla from the greatest fighter to come out of Mexico.
Wild Turkey 101 Proof bourbon
JW Platinum

As far as the picks I don't feel like typing them out. So here.
St Loo

Thursday, December 12, 2013

on the road again

Heading to Oklahoma for a wedding this weekend...taking the little man on his first road trip. cmjug's cousin is getting married this weekend. They better have a buffet, otherwise, what's the point? S

Have a good weekend!

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

new job

I've been offered a new job at work.  It's a lateral move, but I'm not sure if I like it yet or not.  I go from leading a team, to working on my own.  For the finance guy(s), we're basically splitting accounting and FP&A into two roles, and I've been doing both for the past few years.  Now I have to choose which role I want.  Current CFO is telling me the path to CFO goes through FP&A, but I'm not so sure.  Crossroads are the worse*

I had way too much fun in LA last week.  I led a regional management year end meeting/wrap up, and then attended the regional holiday party.  The regional manager there is way super hot, and I've had a "crush" on her for about 2 years.  Come to find out, she's a super cool chick as well.  Having said all of that, there is no way I'd ever do anything.  But, it's fun to hang out with hot chicks who are aspiring actresses and the what not, and be the center of attention.  This was one of those times where "if I were single" is a common thought.  Anyway, on to the fun part.  I drank way too much, had a great time with the people, some chicks passed out, we ended up back at a hotel room raiding the mini-bar and the bottle of Patron that is ridiculously expensive in a hotel.  I don't remember getting back to my room, next thing I know, it's 8am and I have no clue how I got back.  Woke up, puked, went back to sleep.  I had an 11am flight out of LAX, woke up again at 9:30 and realized that there isn't any way I'm making it to the airport and drop off my car and get through security in time to make my flight.  So fuck it, I go back to bed.  First time I've ever missed a flight in my life, but for my pain, I get on the next flight and I'm upgraded to first  Except that about 10 minutes into the flight, I have to puke again.  First time I've ever used one of those air sick bags...they work like a champ though.  Flight attendant gets pissed at me because I get up and go to the bathroom while the fasten seatbelt sign is still on..."Fuck off lady, I just puked" (show her the bag).  Maybe she thought I was going to bomb the plane, I don't know.  But I get home and all is swell, except my shoulder hurts like hell.  I can't remember what the fuck happened to my shoulder...then a memory pops into my mind, last one of the night.  Some stupid fat girl decided to bite me, and hard, and it hurt like hell then, and it still hurts.  Luckily since she bit through 2 shirts no teeth marks or anything because that would be really hard to explain..  Seriously on Thursday, I felt like the guys from the original hangover walking around going "what the hell happened last night".  Without the tiger and the chicken of course.

I head to Chicago tomorrow morning, I'm staying downtown, so any suggestions for a place for lunch would be appreciated.  Dinner and all that jazz is all arranged, so I just need to take care of my mid-day nourishment.  My flight home on Friday is at 4, hopefully shouldn't have any trouble making that flight.

Tuesday, December 10, 2013


Work is a shit storm, so that is nice. It is always bad in December. People want paid. Which is kind of dumb to me, I think they'd rather be paid in January so that they can delay the tax on the income. That's just me. They probably get bonuses or whatever on December payments.

Alton Jeffrey kept me out of the playoffs in one league and just knocked me out of the playoffs in another. Josh Gordon kept me out of the playoffs in my third league with help from Alton. I think I played 1 or both of those guys for the last 6 weeks between my three teams. Every time one of them went for 200+ I was playing them. I will have to draft them both next year so that they can't ruin me again.

Someone wanted me to do a movie review, I don't have the time today.

Oh, it snowed like barely here today, so the traffic was a mess. Fucking people and 1 inch of snow.

Friday, December 06, 2013

El Piacks

Colts +6.5 over BANGLES
Ya huge game. I like the points here. Even though Cincy is pretty strong at home. Luck's beard pisses me off. Fucking so something with it. I mean groom it your in the NFL now. oh i'm so smart but I cant figure out how to shave hair on my face. fucking faggot.

GREEN BAY -whatever the fucking line is. Fucking yahoo has been terrible this year with admin issues. that's because they have a woman in charge- over Falcons
Falcons. HAHAHAHHAHAHA. Falcons, Texans, wft. The might Flynn's will win at home handily.

NE over Clev.
Don't care what the line is, will lay as much as 14. If Josh Gordon goes over 2 bills this weekend I'll change my name to Nancy McGillacuddly.

Oakland +2.5 over JETS
The Jets offense is so miserable. I think Oakland could win.

Detroit +2.5 over PHILLY
Time for Philly to lose. Lions rip a few in a row here and grab a playoff spot. Stafford has to stop with the silly picks.

Miami +3 over BURGH
Fins are a better team. Period.

TAMPA -2.5 over Buffalo
One of those home/away picks. If the game was in west ny i'd ride the bills. It's not. It's in the strip club capital of the world.

KC-3 over WASH
The Skins are awful.

Vikes +6.5 over BMORE
Adrian Peterson is the MVP of the league. Vikes would be WINLESS without him. DISCUSS.

BRONCS -12 over Titans
Unless it's -18 degrees or snowy this will be a blowout.

Ramalamadingdongs +6.5 over AZ
This line is hella high. Zona had a nice stretch but they ain't no great team. Carson Palmer is still involved here.

Seattle +2.5 over SF
Well yes, clearly they play better at home. But Seattle is scary good. Fastest defense I've watched in awhile. I feel like they have 13 guys on the field. And Wilson is like a brown not gay right handed Steve Young.

Oh Carolina +3 over NO
Push. Saints win. But Carolina is ready for the big time.

Dallas +1 over BEARS
Boys will smell the blood once they see the Lions knock off philly. Week 17 game vs Philly will be the deciding game.

Thursday, December 05, 2013

Dec 6, 2006

This was just about a 7 years ago. Some guy named Rev made that post. He posted about the Eagles game and how he doesn't boo a lot from the stands, but he does make witty comments like "What the hell was that for??". I still can't believe that Los and Smoke podcast never took off (S). After reading through the comments it looks like we had already started making bets where the loser has to change their name, because there was someone named "Zeke Fucks My Mom". I don't think it was Lp because there was punctuation in their comments. I think it might be Steve. temwr does a nice recap of a SG article...bring that back, tem! Actually I'd rather have the movies reviews of movies you've never seen...bring those back instead. Whocares, MVN, ebntx, and Jay Scott were also around then.

I liked this quote the best:

ToddPacker said...
no meiz today...he's either slammed at work or passed out on $8 vodka

Some things never change.

There was also this:

The Rev said...
Zeke and I are the Stockton and Malone of LOV.

Chalk Pizza vs Dirt Sandwhich* debate.

LOVAD was in full swing back then...good times!

Wednesday, December 04, 2013

Tuesday, December 03, 2013

Tuesday tuesday tuesday

I don't understand this Knowshon crying stuff. Did he squirt water into his eyes before that? That is a lot of freaking tears. Seems fake.

By the by, 99% of shit is fake. The person asking for money for their kids, fake. Knowshon fake. Everything except Paul Walker dead this week is fake.

I did the parent thing this weekend where I said that bgtem is smart because she was able to perform a simple task. I immediately caught myself, but it was too late. The virus or whatever it is has infected me. Eventually I will be that guy who says their kid is a genius because they can put a square toy in a square hole or finish a Shrek puzzle.

WaVa basketball team looks like it might be above average this year. That will make up for the shitty football team. They were shitty. Hopefully next year they are less shitty.

Talk about tOSU getting jumped pisses off the local fan base here. Their #1 argument seems to be that they have won 22 straight. I don't think last season's wins count towards this year. The tOSU basketball team is flying under the radar here. They are good but probably not great.

I can't watch NBA right now. Wake me when it is the playoffs or at least near it.

I can't watch hockey right now. Wake me when it is over.

Monday, December 02, 2013

RIP Paul Walker

aka Brian Earl Spilner aka Brian O'Connor, Fast and Furious franchise will never be the same.

damn, he never had his car

Knowshon feels our pain

He died...

gonna eat a tuna sandwich no crust in his honor

special related dat ass

may you granny shift in that quarter mile in the sky cuh

Top Of The Page Material:

"Idiots with nothing better to do"

"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem

"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug

"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino

"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H

"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino

"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino