Monday, November 11, 2013

Veterans Day

requires Top Gun in a GIF

Suite hail mary

not quite Dat Ass, but nice ass GIF

118 comments:

What Was I Thinking? said...

Happy Veteran's Day

H said...

Happy Veteran's Day.

El Padrino said...

Thank your brother for me jug

Keef said...

LP, your name/pic is Brooklon baby!

Keef said...

tem, your name/pic is I'm worst then LP

I'm worst then LP said...

hail mary was nice. bar was excited.

Keef said...

I'm disappointed spiff didn't have a gif of the Jeremy Stephens KO from Saturday night

Keef said...

KO gif

H said...

"hail mary was nice"

Ihedigbo (sp?) was the happiest guy in the NFL yesterday when Justin Tucker split the uprights.

Keef said...

shut up H

I'm worst then LP said...

that was uncalled for

I'm worst then LP said...

you should apologize to H

Keef said...

I should not

Keef said...

H texts me when the game is in OT, telling me how lucky Cincy is to still be playing. At that time, Cincy goes for it on 4th & 2 at the Balt 33 and loses 11 yards and Balt goes down the field and scores.

After review, shut up H comment is confirmed. No timeout will be charged to me.

Blue said...

why not kick a 50 yard fg to win the game?

Keef said...

Because Ted Nugent missed a 42 yarder into the wind earlier in the game and because Marv is the worse*

H said...

Keith isn't an angry person at all.

Keef said...

I didn't even know the game was on here until it was in OT. I was outside trimming my palm trees all morning & early afternoon

Blue said...

that's not a very good fan

I'm worst then LP said...

"H texts me when the game is in OT, telling me how lucky Cincy is to still be playing. At that time, Cincy goes for it on 4th & 2 at the Balt 33 and loses 11 yards and Balt goes down the field and scores."

don't blame H for Marv issues

I'm worst then LP said...

i got 46.80 from EA Sports

Keef said...

Is tem off of H's dong yet?

I'm worst then LP said...

no. you need to be nicer to him.

I'm worst then LP said...

and it is more of i am scolding you because i keep losing ufc bets.

I'm worst then LP said...

also be nicer to LP. he tries.

I'm worst then LP said...

and tell your gay bro in law that he looks chipper today.

Keef said...

um, hello. I am being nicer to LP. I said he's better than you.

I'm worst then LP said...

low bar

I'm worst then LP said...

and change some diapers

Keef said...

change your face

Keef said...

annual enrollment starts today. Goddamn premium went up $55 per check.

Keef said...

$65

I'm worst then LP said...

health insurance?

ours went up 16%

Keef said...

yeah

Keef said...

Saving choice plan, was $90/check, went up to $155/check. But I just noticed they have some $40 rebate thing, so it's $115/check. So up $25.

I'm worst then LP said...

i don't know what a savings choice plan is.

I'm worst then LP said...

sounds like a wierd name for health insurance.

Keef said...

Just a tier of our insurance. We have PPO plan and 2 tiers of health savings choice. Has a higher deductible, premium is a lot lower

Keef said...

and you don't pay office copays, you just pay for each visit until the deductible is reached

Keef said...

The difference in premium between the PPO and the savings plan is about $300/check IIRC

Keef said...

fascinating

H said...

That sucks. My company offers a traditional plan and also a CDHP. I've had the traditional, but the premium jumped $60/check, so I switched to the other plan. That premium is only $13.50/check. Gonna take the difference from what I was already used to paying and throw it into one if those health savings accounts. Hope I don't get sick for a while.

H said...

Though my employer contributes $200 to your HSA when you first open it and another $100 every year.

Keef said...

My company matches up to $900 into the HSA, and you also get $260/year from the company when you complete the yearly health assessment

I'm worst then LP said...

i'm on cmtem's insurance, i don't know the amounts here or there.

all i know is that people here were bitching because their rates went up 16%. no idear* how many ruples per pay that is.

H said...

"and you don't pay office copays, you just pay for each visit until the deductible is reached"

Exactly. That's where the HSA comes in. Contribute pre-tax dollars into the account to be used for healthcare costs. And you don't lose it at the end if the year like funds in a Flex Spending Account.

Keef said...

Oh, is that how HSA accounts work?


S

H said...

"My company matches up to $900 into the HSA, and you also get $260/year from the company when you complete the yearly health assessment"

Wow! I hope you take advantage of that.

Keef said...

I guess saying "accounts" is department of redundancy department

Keef said...

Wow! I hope you take advantage of that.


Family deductible is $3100. Last year I had a couple thousand taken out for HSA because we were having the kid and I knew we'd reach the deductible. This year I'm just gonna have $900 taken out to get the full match.

H said...

"Oh, is that how HSA accounts work?"

Haha, sorry. There were a lot of ::skirt steaks:: at our benefits meeting when she was explaining it.

Keef said...

And you don't lose it at the end if the year like funds in a Flex Spending Account.



I think they changed it starting next year where you can roll $500 into the next year

H said...

Sounds like a solid plan. The fact you don't lose it at the end of the year is ya-huge

H said...

Oh? I'll have to look into it, but I still think HSA will be better for me. I'm relatively healthy, so hopefully that continues and gives me a little time to build a cushion.

Keef said...

You have plenty of cushion, bro

/elevator guy

I'm worst then LP said...

insert elevator guy cushion joke.

Keef said...

ok

I'm worst then LP said...

keith doesn't disappoint.

I'm worst then LP said...

keith and h are our incognito and martin.

H said...

Good work

H said...

Nah, I'm not gonna leave the team.

I'm worst then LP said...

maybe you are incognito?

H said...

The facts speak for themselves

Keef said...

H gets pickt* on

Keef said...

and is secretly Going After Yetis

Keef said...

(S)

H said...

Your bro-in-law still single?

Keef said...

No, he has a chubby bf.

ns

I'm worst then LP said...

Didn't incognito say that martin sent him mean texts too? Double bullying.

Keef said...

Martin sent him a text of a cartoon with a lady holding a dog and it said I'm going to kill your whole fucking family

I'm worst then LP said...

seems like a serious threat

I'm worst then LP said...

both of these guys must be terrible people.

H said...

I'm so sick of hearing about that whole situation. It's pretty much the only thing sports media has spoken about for over a week.

H said...

And CNN will be at the game tonight?

I'm worst then LP said...

it is the most important thing to happen to football in the history of everything. cnn goddman better be there.

Keef said...

I'm pretty sure I won't be watching the game tonight

I'm worst then LP said...

you have to go hang out with your bro in-law and nathan lane?

H said...

Ha!

Keef said...

I'm going to hang out with your mom and some moonshine

Keef said...

That was directed at tem obviously

Keef said...

I knew H would make a comment before mine posted

H said...

You know what I will never understand? Lesbians who look like men and the women who are attracted to them.

I'm worst then LP said...

"I'm going to hang out with your mom and some moonshine"

she'd appreciate the company.

she's single now.

I'm worst then LP said...

enough moonshine and you might be step dad as.

Keef said...

tem, wava plays IU this week on NCAA.

Keef said...

Boise had the #1 recruiting class

I'm worst then LP said...

i ordered ncaa 2014 since it will be the last one ever.

Keef said...

#sentimentalreasons

I'm worst then LP said...

plus i can take over wvu and win more than 4 freaking games.

H said...

Cheater

Keef said...

Eater

/elevator guy

H said...

Well played

Keef said...

wall

The Meiz said...

Holy shit, today was a trainwreck.

El Padrino said...

I was outside trimming my palm trees all morning & early afternoon

pain in the ass

Brooklon Baby said...

does keep still work at the home depot?

Keef said...

pain in the ass



Yeah no fun

Keef said...

The rest of the yard shit is ok. I should hire Mexicans to trim my trees. I have a 20' extension ladder and I'm standing at the top of that fucker

Keef said...

does keep still work at the home depot?


Yes keep do

He's so dreamy said...

did the Russians hack Keith's twitter account?

Keef said...

Apparently

Keef said...

Pw is changed

Brooklon Baby said...

Home depot question. If I bring them a piece of wood they can size me the same one right?

Keef said...

They should

Brooklon Baby said...

Good. Gonna tell them you work there

The Meiz said...

They will cut your lumber for you at no cost.

Brooklon Baby said...

I can't even begin to tell you how much I hate fantasy football. Just need ten from mike james. And boom he out. After getting half that in 4 minutes.

Brooklon Baby said...

Good cuz I need the same piece of door frame cut so I can replace it.

Brooklon Baby said...

Think its time for a cocktail

The Meiz said...

My sister is in the hospital.

The Meiz said...

"Good cuz I need the same piece of door frame cut so I can replace it."

Ain't that the landlord's job, or are you being reimbursed?

Keef said...

Not if the pain in the asses* broke it

Brooklon Baby said...

Ah she's old and lonely

I'll just take it out of the rent.

The Meiz said...

You really do have a thing with "lonely", don't you?

Brooklon Baby said...

I sort of broke it what are we talking about anyway 20 bucks. Just need a piece not a whole frame.

Brooklon Baby said...

Lonley

The Meiz said...

I don't even know how you break a door frame.

The Meiz said...

Tomorrow may be a landmark day. My boss & her Credit department moved into our area today. How will they react to black lady's outbursts & tangents?

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