Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Rules

Clay Matthews does a lot of commercials. Like a whole lot.


Ray Lewis is going to pay half of A. Brooks' fine if he gets one. That's nice of him. NFL should double the fine.

bgtem has an ear infection. She basically got candy for medicine. Where was the fucking candy medicine when I was a kid? Dimatap was the tastiest stuff out there. The orange stuff you learned to like. This stuff is like pink and fruity.

Nets suck. Fire Jason Kidd. Get players who haven't logged a million miles on those knees.

Half day because the kid is sick. I am home in the AM, cmtem comes home at noon. I think I will have McDonalds for lunch.

Allstate commercial needs some editing. Grill falls out, next shot grill is in the truck.

I need hired by commercial people to watch them to help them out.

62 comments:

Keef said...

Where does the pain in the ass normally go during the day

Keef said...

Yawning is so contagious it can spread to dogs and monkeys.

Keef said...

O:FB did us proud last night

I'm worst then LP said...

daycare at the hospital cmtem works at.

I'm worst then LP said...

but she had a fever yesterday and they measured her there. so she has to stay away until she has 24 hrs under 100 degrees. so the earliest she can go back is like today at 3pm. so really, tomorrow morning.

I'm worst then LP said...

ofb was basically karma returned for the tuck rule call.

I'm worst then LP said...

stupid rule.

it was uncatchable because the other guy caught it.

Keef said...

George Zimmerman is so awesome

I'm worst then LP said...

i bet anyone who sees him now tries to pick a fight with him.

I'm worst then LP said...

like this d2 fight thing.

guy gets beat up, beating up guy gets a misdemeanor.

how many fucking people fit in this bathroom?

5 or 6 of the other guys.
the guy that got beat up.
and some of that guys teammates who heard what he said.

so like 10 people in this bathroom? wtf?

I'm worst then LP said...

even the womens* don't take that many people to the bathroom.

Keef said...

i bet anyone who sees him now tries to pick a fight with him.




He's the best. He feels sofa king entitled now. He thinks he can get away with anything. He puts a rifle in his g/f's face and kicks her out of the house. Then he puts the rifle back in the safe and the cops get there and he's just chilling on the couch like you what's up.

Keef said...

yo*

I'm worst then LP said...

he is an american hero. eteo

I'm worst then LP said...

but lp would tell you that the bitch had it coming you.

Keef said...

Youz guyz with older kids, how old were they when you first took them to the dentist?
Trying to figure out if I should put bgas1 on the dental plan for next year. She'll be 3. I'm thinking yes.

I'm worst then LP said...

in wava there is no dental plans.

Keef said...

are

Keef said...

There is no english classes in wava either

Blue said...

check with your dentist and do the math. usually under the age of 5, the cleanings are pretty cheap without insurance. Once they hit 5, they start getting fluoride and xrays and shit, so it makes sense for them to be on your plan.

We started taking doblue1 when she was 4, and doblue2 when she was 3.

Keef said...

thanks

Keef said...

you're an officer and a gentleman

Keef said...

OK, you do the math, I'm doing the alfredo

Keef said...

wall

Blue said...

this Bound2 video by kanye might be the worst video in the history of mankind.

not only is the song fucking awful, but it looks like one of my kids could have made it on the ipad.

the one redeeming quality is a half naked kim k.

I'm worst then LP said...

"There is no english classes in wava either"

my comment was wavaian grammatically correct.

Keef said...

You don't hear too often that Kim K is the one redeeming quality

Keef said...

She doesn't even look that great in the video

Keef said...

And you don't see anything

Blue said...

yep

Blue said...

lots of sideboob action

Keef said...

wall

H said...

It was bad no call, but the Pats played poorly and that cost them the game, not one high profile judgement call.

Blue said...

what are you talking about?

H said...

Right...

Blue said...

I know i'm in the minority, but if dude intercepted the pass, pretty sure Gronk couldn't catch it

Blue said...

thus, uncatchable

Blue said...

ipso facto

Keef said...

Brady should stop throwing like a little girl

Blue said...

yeah, he's a bitch

Keef said...

Heard some guy on the radio this morning who covers the Pats. He was axed if he thinks the Pats area Super BowlTM contender. He said yes. He's a retard

Blue said...

H, standard bet this week, or do you need points?

Brooklon Baby said...

Under 5 no way

Brooklon Baby said...

Kid dentist question

Blue said...

ep's kids got gold teeth

Brooklon Baby said...

Just don't see the need to bring a toddler to the dentist unless its some form of punishment

He's so dreamy said...

Keith, it's not too late to catch the PJ show in Phoenix tonight

Keef said...

It's always too late. It's not 1996

Keef said...

Just don't see the need to bring a toddler to the dentist unless its some form of punishment




Don't treat it like it's punishment and they won't think it's punishment

The Meiz said...

"Don't treat it like it's punishment and they won't think it's punishment"


Positive reinforcement does not exist in LP's world.

He's so dreamy said...

"It's always too late. It's not 1996"

you could always use meiz's time machine

Keef said...

Mize sold that ages ago

Keef said...

Positive reinforcement does not exist in LP's world.



Apparently.

He probably thinks positive reinforcement is "soft"
NS

H said...

I don't need points, Blue. Straight up is fine.

The Meiz said...

I'm listening to techno right now

H said...

Don't they call it EDM now?

The Meiz said...

Sure. I'm listening to some EDM. My guy that listens to this stuff religiously still calls it techno, I'm still calling it techno.

I'm worst then LP said...

Edm?

Brooklon Baby said...

Jesus I'm so misunderstood

H said...

Yes, EDM.

I'm worst then LP said...

eltronic dance music?

elecrtic dude man?

erectile dysfunction music?

Blue said...

go now

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