Thursday, November 14, 2013

JERK!

Freaking jug. Congrats on the new kid and all, but c'mon bro. Don't forget your roots.
At the beginning of the college season I said the BCS title game would be Stanford/FU. That was a typo. It should have been Stanford/FSU.
Bengals suck. Good thing they are in a bad division. Without Geno Atkins and Leon Hall, the defense is average at best. And Dalton is still a red head. We know how they are. JERKS!
Big UFC PPV this weekend. We need tempicks. I'm going to a bah* to watch the fights. That means they will be awful. You've been warned.
Upset special for NFL this weekend is the Jagoffs beating the Cardinals. I have no idear why the Cards are giving 7 pts. Titans are gonna beat the Colts tonight. Colts can't run and w/o Wayne all the defense needs to do is double T.Y. Hilton.
Christmas party season is rapidly approaching. Good times.

31 comments:

I'm worst then LP said...

UFC picks after lunch.

Keef said...

lunch here or lunch there?

Keef said...

Residents of several Florida homes have been evacuated due to a possible sinkhole that opened in a backyard near St. Petersburg early Thursday.


TP needs to move

Keef said...

wall

He's so dreamy said...

"TP needs to move"

fuckin sinkholes

Keef said...

Corky got the vote of confidence. I bet that made your day.

Blue said...

"Residents of several Florida homes have been evacuated due to a possible sinkhole that opened in a backyard near St. Petersburg early Thursday."

pray for him and his family

Blue said...

"It may not happen this week, but the top undefeated teams will see trouble in the future"

yep, FSU has Idaho on the 23rd...Vandals gonna shock the world


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Keef said...

Josh Koscheck: 'I control my own destiny'



Uh Josh, every fighter controls their own destiny

I'm worst then LP said...

Joey Beltran vs. Quinton Jackson

Neither fighter probably even trained. So umm Jackson.


Alexander Volkov vs. Vitaly Minakov The russian wins

Patricio Freire vs. Justin Wilcox

Freire

Marcos Galvao vs. Tom McKenna

Galvoa

Nah-Shon Burrell vs. Dante Rivera

Rivera

Keef said...

fuck Bellator. We're talking about UFC

I'm worst then LP said...

Georges St-Pierre vs. Johny Hendricks (for UFC welterweight title)

the two options seems to be Hendricks by KO or St-Pierre by boring decision. I was going to go with Hendricks by KO, but since Keith said he is going to the bar to watch I will go with St. Pierre by boring decision.


Rashad Evans vs. Chael Sonnen

Sonnen seems to be working on so much stuff that I don't know if he even trained for this fight. Evans said the same thing. Anyway, non trained Sonnen comes out and attacks early. Either he wins quick or Rashad survives and then wins a decision. I don't think Evans can win by anything other than a decision. I'm going with Sonnen to win after doing just enough to get a split decision.

Robbie Lawler vs. Rory MacDonald

MacDonald. BEAST. Actually he isn't that big of a beast, but he is beast enough to beat Lawler. Lawler's only hope is a KO and I don't think MacDonald lets that happen.


Josh Koscheck vs. Tyron Woodley

Woodley. I just think that after St. Pierre jabbed Koscheck in the eye for 5 rounds Koscheck doesn't want to be in there. He has skills but he fights tenative now. Tenative loses fights. He will either lose a decision or he will get TKOed.


Ali Bagautinov vs. Tim Elliot

One of the lawyers we work with has the last name Elliot, so I will go Bagautinov. I don't think lawyers make good MMA fighters. Although if they ever open a 100lb division Kod might fare well.

I'm worst then LP said...

"fuck Bellator. We're talking about UFC"

keep your pants on princess

Keef said...

Suite, I have Hendricks & Evans in bets w/ NY guy

I'm worst then LP said...

i can't be wrong all the time.

Blue said...

"i can't be wrong all the time"

half the time you're right everytime

Keef said...

"i can't be wrong all the time"



I'll take the odds

Keef said...

Police shot and injured an armed man at a Milwaukee-area children's hospital's neo-natal intensive care floor late Thursday morning, Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke told reporters.



mize was trying to play god with his sister's kid

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I'm worst then LP said...

"Police shot and injured an armed man at a Milwaukee-area children's hospital's neo-natal intensive care floor late Thursday morning, Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke told reporters."


cmtem works at the Columbus Children's Hospital in the Neo-Natal intensive care area. please pray for us.

Keef said...

ha

I'm worst then LP said...

i am texting her now. she is ok.

Keef said...

praise jesus

Keef said...

wall

The Meiz said...

"Police shot and injured an armed man at a Milwaukee-area children's hospital's neo-natal intensive care floor late Thursday morning, Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke told reporters."


My sister had a baby in Appleton this week. Pray for my family.

Blue said...

jug's wife is meiz's sister?

I'm worst then LP said...

Yes

The Meiz said...

I would prefer a large game out of the New York Giants this Sunday.

Victor
Andre Brown
and Picked up the D/ST for $1 this week.

Keef said...

And #hardonagainstthepackers reasons

The Meiz said...

#WatchPackerlandBurnToTheGround

H said...

"mize was trying to play god with his sister's kid

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This comment made me legitimately belly laugh. Well done.

The Meiz said...

Man, that comment was awful. I don't fault H for finding hilarious though.

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