Friday, November 15, 2013

El Pix

Just hold on we're coming home.

Jets +1 over BILLS
The Bills are a mess the Jets are actually ok enough. I swear Ed Reed always looks like he's the drunk black uncle.

BEARS +3 over Baltimore
Been a real struggle for the Ravens this year. The AFC North and NFC East are terrible.

Browns +5.5 over BENGALS
The Browns are actually ok enough. Bengals have enough on offense not sure why they struggle so mightily. I guess it's the ginger. Fucking gingers.

Skins +3.5 over EAGLES
Iggles are turrible at home. I ain't buying the Foles hype.

STEELERS +2 over Lions
Fucking Lions type game. They will lose like 9-6 or something like that. No chance that clown coaching staff prepares them well enough. They should rip the Steelers this week but wont because Fucking Lions. Just when they get momentum it happens.

Atlanta -1 over TAMPA
Wonder if Tony G regrets coming back.

JAX +7 over Cards
Like keef said, no clue why Arizona is giving 7. Grab yourself a frozen custard keef for that gem.

Raiders +7 over TEXANS
Again, no clue here either.

San Diego -1 over MIAMI
Fins are toxic.

SAINTS -3 over Niners
Kaep returns to the scene of the Super Bowl loss.

SEATTLE -12 over Vikes
#BEASTMODE

kc +8.5 over Broncos
all im saying is that pass rush vs a bum ankle wobbly manning cannot = blowout.

Pats +2.5 over CAROLINA
Brady and Bill are 15-5 in Monday Nighters, 4-0 when preceded by a Bye and 8-6 ATS off of Bye weeks in general. Carolina has some steam behind them but a healthy Pats team with balance will come out on top.




110 comments:

H said...

"Man, that comment was awful. I don't fault H for finding hilarious though."

This statement pretty much defines The Lordz of Vengeance.

Keef said...

Before flowers came into fashion, brides carried garlic and dill down the aisle.

Keef said...

Cmon fellas!!! IT'SSSSSSSSS FRIIIIIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Jugdish said...

Before flowers came into fashion, brides carried garlic and dill down the aisle.


sounds like something gollum would do

/Lp

Keef said...

oh now jug shows up

I'm worst then LP said...

Wow

I'm worst then LP said...

Flu shot friday

The Meiz said...

Lions gonna wash the Steelers. They have no chance of defending the Lions' pass catchers. Polamalu's antics will cost them at least 1 TD.

Jugdish said...

Yeah sorry about yesterday, my days are all screwed up. Ill be back with "a vengeance" next thursday.

Brooklon Baby said...

Meiz is the weirdest lions fan ever

H said...

Very punny, Jug.

Keef said...

"my days are all screwed up"



So you read Wednesday's post.

Jugdish said...

Meiz is the weirdest lions fan ever


Mize is more of a fan against other teams, mainly the packers, than he is a fan of a team

Jugdish said...

So you read Wednesday's post


ketchup

Keef said...

So you read Wednesday's post title

*fized

Brooklon Baby said...

When everyone zigs on the lions or pakcers or bucks he zags

The Meiz said...

"Mize is more of a fan against other teams"

Why is this plural?

Keef said...

I think jug just called mize a hater

Keef said...

wall

Brooklon Baby said...

I feel like every time I way fast food I need a shower after

Brooklon Baby said...

Eat

The Meiz said...

That's why I limit my fast food to Subway. I don't feel like shit after eating half of a footlong.

Jugdish said...

eating half of a footlong.


pic?

/Lp

I'm worst then LP said...

do you feel like shit if you eat half of a big mac?

The Meiz said...

I wouldn't know. I've never had a Big Mac, let alone half of a Big Mac.

Keef said...

I think that's backwards

Keef said...

I had an italian beef sammich and cheese fries from Portillo's for lunch

Keef said...

and a water

Keef said...

because I'm watching my weight

Jugdish said...

 had an italian beef sammich and cheese fries from Portillo's for lunch


I wish we had a portillos here.

Keef said...

we just had a 2nd one open up here

The Meiz said...

Portillo's sounds fancy

Jugdish said...

Portillo's sounds fancy


fast food chicago style hot dogs and beef sandwhiches* and onther stuff.

Keef said...

it's hot dogs and sandwhiches*

Keef said...

DOUBLE DRAGON!

Keef said...

why is there an asterisk next to sandwhiches?


/LP

The Meiz said...

Bro, it's sandwitch.

/Wolf

I'm worst then LP said...

hfaebha

The Meiz said...

H is so full of shit

The Meiz said...

black lady pronounces the L in salmon. It bugs the ever loving fuck out of me.

Keef said...

what did H do now?

The Meiz said...

Something on the other platform we communicate on

Keef said...

Christian Mingle?

I'm worst then LP said...

Black people meet?

The Meiz said...

Crap, I was just going to Match.com

Keef said...

I almost said JDate

Brooklon Baby said...

This 138 water looks solid

Brooklon Baby said...

Barnes said n word is ok for our generation. Agree. Its all about context.

The Meiz said...

Wholeheartedly disagree. Not our word, we don't get to decide who, what, when or where it's used.

The Meiz said...

Holy shit.

Somebody found the bomb satellite office music channel. Tupelo Honey is playing right now.

H said...

"H is so full of shit"

Sure, I'll bite. How so?

The Meiz said...

Always with the "How so?"

The Meiz said...

Evidently Rev had cancer

I'm worst then LP said...

Did he eat it?

I'm worst then LP said...

Barnes is black, right?

The Meiz said...

Yes, Matt Barnes is black

Brooklon Baby said...

Looks half to me.

The Meiz said...

So?

I'm worst then LP said...

Front half or back half?

Jugdish said...

Top half

Keef said...

Evidently Rev had cancer



His kid is a cancer?

Keef said...

Is mize still anti niece/nephew?

The Meiz said...

Neutral. I'm not going out of my way to be some kind of facebook hero.

Keef said...

Wasn't even talking about that. Just curious if you're avoiding the whole situation

The Meiz said...

She'll bring the kid around when she's ready. Maybe Thanksgiving, maybe not.

I'm worst then LP said...

Maybe she will leave it with you

Aside: boat* some chungs. Chicken ones. Are others better?

The Meiz said...

"@enosarris like *which* classes matters too. I took a rocks for jocks class at Stanford for the credits. Was ashamed. Bad class."


More carryover from last week's Jon Martin discussion. Stanford's got dummy classes too.

The Meiz said...

"Aside: boat* some chungs. Chicken ones. Are others better?"

I don't care for chicken egg rolls. I'm a pork man.

Jugdish said...

Neutral. I'm not going out of my way to be some kind of facebook hero


what's a facebook hero?

The Meiz said...

Don't worry about it.

The Meiz said...

My sister's friend Emma is a facebook hero.

Always looking for the approval of others and attention. Very LOOK AT ME, ISN'T THIS AWESOME? I'M DOING THINGS THAT ARE AWESOME! I LOVE THIS LITTLE PEANUT!

The Meiz said...

Bitch, shut the fuck up.

The Meiz said...

I guess I could simplify it by saying they're the people who are all about constructing an image of themselves that they're living a life where everything is perfect, everything is great, everything is positive. We've all got those people on the timeline.

The Meiz said...

This is the same Badgers/Indiana game as a year ago when we were in Vegas.

Keef said...

Those people are trying to convince theyselves* how good they are

Brooklon Baby said...

Facebook is awful

The Meiz said...

"Those people are trying to convince theyselves* how good they are"

Exactly.

Brooklon Baby said...

First beer of the day tastes so good

The Meiz said...

I'm on that vodka & OJ life right now. Picked up a jug of OJ for $1.98 this morning.

Keef said...

Marquette doesn't have much offense, huh

The Meiz said...

I heard they scored something like 19 points in the first half. And Marquette fans rag on the Badgers. As always, fuck Marquette.

Keef said...

They scored 35 for the game

Keef said...

Gonna hit up bee dubs for ufc

Brooklon Baby said...

This Georgia / auburn game is proper

Brooklon Baby said...

Heisman moment for Murray on that TD run.

Brooklon Baby said...

Wow.just wow

Brooklon Baby said...

When will kids learn just to knock the ball down?

H said...

Ask James Ihedigbo

Keef said...

I wish I had chest hair and I could shave an arrow pointing down to my balls

Keef said...

Ni night Koscheck

I'm worst then LP said...

Go team

Keef said...

Rashad / Chael gonna be boooooooring

Keef said...

That shit was garbage. I'm glad it ended quickly

Brooklon Baby said...

Nasim Pedrad is killing it right now keef

I'm worst then LP said...

Thanks for almost trying Sonnen.

I'm worst then LP said...

Fucking ufc

Brooklon Baby said...

Literally the worst

Keef said...

Not literally

I'm worst then LP said...

Not even close

Brooklon Baby said...

I really hate fantasy football

Jugdish said...

mize, i didn't forget that i owe you a name/pic for the bears lions game last week. go ahead and post one and ill keep it for two weeks since i won't be on as much as usual. im off of work all of next week as well.

Jugdish said...

jets...ouch

Jugdish said...

I really hate fantasy football


this...

Jugdish said...

atlanta...ouch

Jugdish said...

houston loves them some case keenum, but they aren't fairing any better with him.

Brooklon Baby said...

Who fakes fg's in the rain with a chance to go up 7?

Fucking Lions

Brooklon Baby said...

Lions. Doing Lions things.

Told you niggas

The Meiz said...

I am fucking pissed. I fucking hate Jim Schwartz.

Brooklon Baby said...

Ever stop and appreciate a fg? Prater fuclimg whacked that thing man. Thing of beauty

Keef said...

No

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