Friday, November 01, 2013

El Picks

Just realized Marvin Lewis is fat.
Also he is like Dusty Baker. Wins. Loses the important ones. Almost unfireable. Seemingly unfireable.

BUFFARO +3 over Cheifs
Undefeated no longer.

Minny +10 over DALLAS
I wouldn't lay 10 if they was playing the little giants. little known fact boys are 1-14 ATS when giving more than 9 points

Titans -3 over Rams
Gregg Williams gonna kilt Kellen plus some bad blood fisher plaid* greggy after his suspension

JETS +6 over Saints
cuz it aint in the Superdome

Skins +1 over Chargers
Take the over

Atlanta +7.5 over Carolina
Win a few and all of a sudden you can cover a td plus an extra point and half nigga please

Oaktown =2.5 over Philly
chip Kelly sucks

Seattle -16.5 over Bucs
thought about it, i'd lay 21 here

Browns +2.5 over Ravens
I'll say one thing everytime I think the browns will stink it up they don't, the coach may be for real they play pretty good ball at times

Burgh +6.5 over Pats
this is a ike taylor - Woodley - palomalu - ryan clark type game they will squeeze brady and why not lesser mortals have done it so far

Houston +2.5 over indy
Texans shock the lucks

Chicago +10.5 over Green Bay
too high

143 comments:

Jugdish said...

seriously guys, brady or luck??

/mize







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Jugdish said...

the only bengal i have on my $$ teams is gio bernard, so it was nice waking up seeing the game he had this morning

Jugdish said...

cmjug got the flu really bad on tuesday night and her doc wanted her to go into the hosp tuesday night. she was really dehydrated so we spent the rest of that night and wed night in the hosp.

all is good now, more preventative than anything since she is 37 weeks pregnant.

El Padrino said...

congrats

The Meiz said...

The Packers are going to demolish the Bears.

Keef said...

the only bengal i have on my $$ teams is gio bernard, so it was nice waking up seeing the game he had this morning


Would of* been more if he didn't hurt his vagina

Jugdish said...

The Packers are going to demolish the Bears.


more than likely

The Meiz said...

It would make me so happy if the Bears somehow managed to pull a win out of their collective asses though.

I really need a demoralizing Packers loss so I can put the trolling wagon to full steam ahead.

The Meiz said...

I'm thinking a 2 point loss on a missed 33 yard Mason Crosby FG. Packers Nation would be in absolute shambles.

The Meiz said...

Or a super late Peanut Tillman TAINT on a tipped ball off of Jordy's hands.

The Meiz said...

Man, I can draw up so many soul crushing ways the Packers could lose that would send Packers fans into absolute head fits.

Jugdish said...

Bears D can't stop anyone

El Padrino said...

packers have had offensive issues so far this year, inconsistent

Keef said...

your face has offensive issues

The Meiz said...

"packers have had offensive issues so far this year, inconsistent"

Yeah, that 30 PPG is inconsistent.

The Meiz said...

28
38
30
22
19
31
44


Holy inconsistent.

What Was I Thinking? said...

one guy falls on rodgers leg and the game is over

Keef said...

Yeah, that 30 PPG is inconsistent.



It would be inconsistent if they scored 60 and then 0. AHIK

What Was I Thinking? said...

by the by i apparently meant dalton never has 4 good games in a row.

The Meiz said...

Today is pure chaos. Me & 3 loose cannons in the office today, and they are uncontrollable. I've already been driven out of the department twice.

The Meiz said...

Cheesecake.

Keef said...

cheesecake is delicious

Keef said...

No fruit toppings, though. Just cheesecake

The Meiz said...

Cheesecake with oreo crust.

Jugdish said...

No fruit toppings, though. Just cheesecake all spiced up over rice

fixed

/aitch

Keef said...

Cheesecake with oreo crust.



nerve had but sounds good

Keef said...

No fruit toppings, though. Just cheesecake all spiced up over rice




ha

El Padrino said...

cheesepie assholes

Jugdish said...

flintstones theme song is next

Jugdish said...

cheesepie assholes


saw that on the OG menu once

Jugdish said...

we have a lot of halloween candy left over. i thought there would be more trick or treaters.

Jugdish said...

shots fired at lax

Keef said...

It's just that guy who drove from NYC to LA in 29 hours celebrating

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

this was good

The Meiz said...

Internet was down for a while here

Keef said...

Bengals' Atkins diagnosed with torn ACL


fuck

Spaceman Spiff said...

flew into lax yesterday


pray for me and my family

Spaceman Spiff said...

traded Reggie for Jordy, feel good about it

Spaceman Spiff said...

Brady was dropped by someone in my $$$ league, meiz approves

Jugdish said...

is schaub available?

/mize

Keef said...

praying for you

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh man blackmon done for season, probably weed, jordy trade even more needed and shorts targets are back

Keef said...

fucking Blackmon. Now my 1-7 team is fuckt

Jugdish said...

he is on my shitty team too

Keef said...

are you saying my team is shitty?

Jugdish said...

is that your good team?

Keef said...

are you writing a book?

Keef said...

S

The Meiz said...

"are you writing a book?"

Yes I am.

/LP

Keef said...

Witnesses say gunman asked people: "Are you TSA?" And when told "no," he moved on.

H said...

Is Cheesecake Factory nationwide? They have a cookie dough cheesecake that is bomb.

Keef said...

It's Cheesepie Factory


/LP

The Meiz said...

"Is Cheesecake Factory nationwide? They have a cookie dough cheesecake that is bomb."

Yes, I'm the sales rep for the 3 in our region.

The Meiz said...

H not knowing CCF is a national chain is pretty funny.

Keef said...

Do you drive a dodge stratus?

Keef said...

H not knowing CCF is a national chain is pretty funny.



I thought this, but didn't want to come off assholeish

H said...

"H not knowing CCF is a national chain is pretty funny."

How so? NS.

The Meiz said...

How so? Because how on earth could you not know that?

El Padrino said...

What a dumbass

Jugdish said...

It's Cheesepie Factory


Hilarity

The Meiz said...

"Do you drive a dodge stratus?"

I WISH!

H said...

Because there's no such thing as regional chains?

The Meiz said...

Keith, cue up the defense chant.

H said...

nope, just truly don't get why that is an odd question.

Keef said...

Because its obviously a national chain.

Keef said...

As obvious as OG

The Meiz said...

Like talking to a brick wall, Kev.

What Was I Thinking? said...

Not so fast my friend

H said...

Parade today. I'm working unfortunately.

Keef said...

Spiff, errr, SG used the Andy Reid gif in his column today

The Meiz said...

Joel Stave is awful at football.

The Meiz said...

BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

LP's spamming-ass twitter account is suspended. LMFAO.

El Padrino said...

Yeah for some time now

Keef said...

Big ups to the Chola who cut my hair today, with 2 kids that are 10 months apart in age and have 2 different dads. That's impressive

What Was I Thinking? said...

Is AP one of the dads?

Keef said...

Captain Phillips was awesome

The Meiz said...

I got trashed last night. Solid wedding reception.

H said...

I thought you hated weddings?

The Meiz said...

They're fine when done right. Buffet, borderline casual, zero pomp & circumstance, no wedding ceremony involved.

What Was I Thinking? said...

So if it is just free food and drink you are a fan? Eliminate stuff that makes it a wedding and feed meiz and get him drunk.

Keef said...

In mize's defense, he did say reception

The Meiz said...

"In mize's defense, he did say reception"

^^^^^^
The wedding was in Mexico a few weeks ago. I knew from jump street this reception was going to be the jammy.

El Padrino said...

Tuel starting change the pick to cheifs

El Padrino said...

Buffet.

Your such a clown

The Meiz said...

Did somebody say something?

El Padrino said...

So you went to a little get together. You didn't go to a wedding reception.

Jugdish said...

They're fine when done right. Buffet, borderline casual, zero pomp & circumstance, no wedding ceremony involved.


so free, all you can eat buffets that serve beer, got it

Jugdish said...

booze

The Meiz said...

"So you went to a little get together. You didn't go to a wedding reception."


LOLLLLLLLL

Your view on the society is so fucking detached.

The Meiz said...

"so free, all you can eat buffets that serve beer, got it"

Dude, the food & beer is irrelevant. Let's just throw a party. I'm all about getting people together and having a blast.

Jugdish said...

ever been to a portuguese wedding?

/aitch






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The Meiz said...

"Your view on the society is so fucking detached."

Fuck, I LP'd that english.

/bad typer

Jugdish said...

Dude, the food & beer is irrelevant. Let's just throw a party. I'm all about getting people together and having a blast.


free cake is essential

/tem

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

Your comments prove the food and booze is super relevant.

The Meiz said...

Goes Jug roll with USAA insurance?

The Meiz said...

"Your comments prove the food and booze is super relevant."

You couldn't be more wrong.

El Padrino said...

Is that terrel Davis on the bikes sideline?

El Padrino said...

Vikes

El Padrino said...

I have a retarded chest cold right now. Painful ass coughs.

El Padrino said...

Made a chicken soup. Old fashioned way. Funny cmlp gets grossed out about raw chicken and basically hates when I make my own stock. She's dramatic

El Padrino said...

Dez be retarded

El Padrino said...

What's with those OK state boys

El Padrino said...

Twatter won't reinstate my account

El Padrino said...

Throw the friggin ball Tennessee Jesus play calling drives me crazy

Jugdish said...

Goes Jug roll with USAA insurance?


i have usaa for my vehicle insurance. they have good rates and great customer service. i do like to compare rates every year or so to see if i can get something better...need to do that.

Jugdish said...

Twatter won't reinstate my account


did you tell them about the gems?

El Padrino said...

They know bro

Keef said...

Goddamn lawn mower died today.

Keef said...

Then the neighbor came over and said his died a while back and that he'd go in 50/50 with me for a new one. Works for me

He's so dreamy said...

I read that as your neighbor's dad died

He's so dreamy said...

Jacksonville trip sucked. corky blows

Keef said...

You read bad

Keef said...

Gotta pay that reader some OT

He's so dreamy said...

UF will be lucky to be bowl eligible

He's so dreamy said...

"You read bad"

hungover and tired

Keef said...

Ha, I read bad, too. Thought that was tem

Keef said...

Fu needs to beat FSU

He's so dreamy said...

"Fu needs to beat FSU"

not gonna happen.... don't worry tOSU will be playing FSU for the NC

Keef said...

Shut your hole

The Meiz said...

"Goddamn lawn mower died today."

why is your stuff always breaking? It's comical at this point.

Keef said...

Lawnmower is like 8 years old. Throttle has been fucked up for a while. Today the pull cord finally ripped off

The Meiz said...

8 years is not old. You can get that fixed(here) for 35 bucks.

The Meiz said...

Also, Brady gets the start next week. Fuck me running.

Keef said...

It would probably cost a lot to ship my lawnmower to Grafton

The Meiz said...

You know the damn intent of the comment.

El Padrino said...

Fucking Brady

The Meiz said...

"It would probably cost a lot to ship my lawnmower to Grafton"

repair place is in West Bend.

Jugdish said...

Guys, seriously...foles or brady?

/mize



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The Meiz said...

My lord, I have a beautiful chicken/bacon/mushroom/creamy garlic sauce pie resting right now.

The Meiz said...

Note to self. Pay rent tomorrow.

El Padrino said...

Man I never wanted a player more dead than I want Brady dead right now. I fucking hate fantasy football.

Keef said...

Thanks for not playing Brady

H said...

"Also, Brady gets the start next week. Fuck me running"

I'll bet you 10 bucks that you don't start Brady next week.

The Meiz said...

Next week is week 10, isn't it?

The Meiz said...

Yep, week 10. Where the hell did this season go?

H said...

I know. I kinda felt the same way about it already being week 9. I was paying attention to baseball, I don't know what your excuse is.

The Meiz said...

I don't make excuses for errors.

Keef said...

Me either

/LP

What Was I Thinking? said...

Andre and chris johnson won my one $$$ league game for me.

Andre lost my other $$$ league game for me.

I hate playing against guys on one of my teams.

Jugdish said...

Kubiak goes down...wade phillips in

Jugdish said...

I hate fantasy football...luck and hilton kilt me.

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