Monday, November 04, 2013

Claimed Brady Off Waivers

should have started him, damn. on vacation so no gif sorry, fuck Matt ryan your receivers being hurt doesn't mean you can throw a bunch of picks

159 comments:

H said...

I would like to dedicate my good mood this morning to Meiz. His decision to bench Brady was the key to the Patriot's victory.

H said...

Meiz, can you try to trade for Peyton by week 12, please?

H said...

It was 70 degrees on Friday and Saturday. This morning it's 29.

What. The. Fuck?

H said...

The Starks were right...

H said...

If you get the above reference, you're ok in my book.

H said...

I kind of chuckled at the drive-by appearance of a certain regular last week. Shows up, takes some pot shots, and then disappears. Kind of a pussy thing to do.

H said...

Also not very Christian, God Boy.

H said...

Dis anyone else get really annoyed by the Fanduel.com radio commercials?

H said...

Can you tell I'm waiting for a pick up?

H said...

To quote Tom Petty, the waiting is the hardest part.

H said...

My fantasy team is godawful

H said...

My phone suggested "graceful" in place of godawful. I thought you would all appreciate that.

H said...

Up to 35° now. Heat wave!

El Padrino said...

Good morning

El Padrino said...

despite the brady debacle just need Rodgers to keep it < 40 to win

El Padrino said...

home, gonna watch all the shit I used to watch when I was a kid and missed skool*

El Padrino said...

forget the terrel davis sighting he's on this nfl am show right now

El Padrino said...

I hope I never collapse from being thirsty

What Was I Thinking? said...

"Shows up, takes some pot shots, and then disappears. "

what?

What Was I Thinking? said...

"he Starks were right..."

game of thrones?

What Was I Thinking? said...

" Fanduel.com "

never heard of it.

What Was I Thinking? said...

"Can you tell I'm waiting for a pick up? "

no

What Was I Thinking? said...

"My phone suggested "graceful" in place of godawful. I thought you would all appreciate that."

mildly amusing.

What Was I Thinking? said...

lp long term stock buy suggestion please.

H said...

"what?"

Freak's drive-by last week. Came in, hurled a few insults and disappeared again.

What Was I Thinking? said...

didn't even see that he was here.

What Was I Thinking? said...

was i insulted?

H said...

"game of thrones?"

Correct. Their motto is "Winter is Coming."

H said...

"was i insulted?"

I don't believe so.

El Padrino said...

do you have wal mart?

H said...

"do you have wal mart"

Is that a national chain?

/Aitch

H said...

Tem, the Freak appearance was Monday late night.

What Was I Thinking? said...

wow, that was like a week ago. fuck that.

What Was I Thinking? said...

i have some wmt.

What Was I Thinking? said...

i am not opposed to more. wmt is the suggestion.

or whatever the 3 letters for wal mart is.

El Padrino said...

tell me what you have right now
want to make sure it's diversified

El Padrino said...

stuff is pricey right now

What Was I Thinking? said...

i have something like:

wal mart, mc ds, coke, pepsi, some shit called vale, apple, disney, ge and hban.

probably forgot one or two. i don't have many shares of any of them.

What Was I Thinking? said...

the plan is to just buy stuff when i can and hold it for a long time.

i never buy very much.

What Was I Thinking? said...

andre fucking johnson man.

The Meiz said...

"wal mart, mc ds, coke, pepsi, some shit called vale, apple, disney, ge and hban."


Jesus christ.

The Meiz said...

$524 for one single share of Apple. That's ridiculous.

and google's double that.

El Padrino said...

you should get into a commodity security

oil is the gateway drug

try some BP it has the best upside of the major oil companies and is just about done paying off the spill

El Padrino said...

and meiz aapl is probably worth about 700 a share

The Meiz said...

google finance says 523 right now.

Keef said...

Sound travels about 17 times faster through steel than air.

Keef said...

"wal mart, mc ds, coke, pepsi, some shit called vale, apple, disney, ge and hban."




WPP

El Padrino said...

I know im saying its worth more technically

Keef said...

So it's like how your fake portfolio is worth millions?

El Padrino said...

no

Keef said...

My 1-7 $ team led the league in pts this week and I still have BMarsh left. Fucking fantasy football

Keef said...

Fucking Fish* suspended the bully

Keef said...

Multiple sources confirmed to ESPN that the following is a transcript of a voice message Incognito left for Martin in April 2013, a year after Martin was drafted:

"Hey, wassup, you half n----- piece of s---. I saw you on Twitter, you been training 10 weeks. [I want to] s--- in your f------ mouth. [I'm going to] slap your f------ mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. F--- you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you."

Keef said...

Smrt* to leave that on a voice mail

H said...

Not very discreet

Keef said...

sounds like something LP would say

What Was I Thinking? said...

apparently Icognito is not icognito with his dickness.

What Was I Thinking? said...

next time i will take a stab at bp.

Keef said...

registered bgas for preschool today. Pretty soon she'll be able to spell better than LP

What Was I Thinking? said...

with all the preparing you did to be a dad you'd think you would have taught her to spell better than LP already.

all you'd have to do is accelerate the process by a year or so.

Keef said...

you'd think

The Meiz said...

Nothing like having your lunch break interrupted by a livid customer.

Jugdish said...

Thank you incognito!

/riley cooper

Keef said...

Nothing like having your lunch break interrupted by a livid customer.



Your fault for answering the phone on your lunch break

What Was I Thinking? said...

"Students are told to take shelter after a suspicious male is seen at Central Connecticut State University."

H?

The Meiz said...

"Your fault for answering the phone on your lunch break"

Better to handle it live than to add to the customer's frustration by letting it go to voicemail and wind up wasting time chasing around an increasingly angry customer.

Keef said...

But that would be during work hours and not whilst eating lunch

The Meiz said...

This guy calls mad every Monday because his driver is always behind schedule lately. He's on double secret probation.

The Meiz said...

"But that would be during work hours and not whilst eating lunch"


This is what happens when you do salaried work as an hourly employee.

What Was I Thinking? said...

if you handle it during lunch do you just tack on extra time to lunch?

What Was I Thinking? said...

or is your lunch hour strictly from X time to Y time?

The Meiz said...

I have to punch the clock, so I do 12:00-1:00

Keef said...

This is what happens when you do salaried work as an hourly employee.



Even for special cases?

S

Keef said...

My house was #13

El Padrino said...

Ha

Blue said...

the opened an American Furniture Warehouse in Gilbert. Now keith can buy crappy cheap furniture that looks nice at first, for low prices, just like the people in Colorado.

El Padrino said...

Whatta got IKEA?

Keef said...

the opened an American Furniture Warehouse in Gilbert. Now keith can buy crappy cheap furniture that looks nice at first, for low prices, just like the people in Colorado.



Ha. What's funny is a buddy of mine and his wife just boat* furniture from there. Her parents are snowbirds, so they boat* the furniture for their condo that they'll be in for half the year.

Keef said...

Whatta got IKEA?



That place sucks for furniture.

Jugdish said...

"Richie incognito makes riley cooper look like abraham Lincoln"


cracked me up

Blue said...

AFW isn't awful. we've bought some stuff from there before.

Keef said...

why are you buying crappy cheap furniture?

Keef said...

WSOP final table tonight. WHOYAGOT!?!?!


S

The Meiz said...

I got the guy with the shades on. He's sneaky.

Keef said...

Are we going to Vegas this coming weekend?

Keef said...

oh wait, that was last year

El Padrino said...

herm is stroking out on tv over this fins issue

El Padrino said...

that message is common talk in the locker rooms im sure

now leaving voice mails or texts outside of the locker room is probably going to far

Keef said...

I've never been to far

El Padrino said...

Charles Haley used to jerk off in front of teammates

El Padrino said...

the fins PSA is hilarity
showing incognito spoofing the right guard uncivilized commercial

What Was I Thinking? said...

where is far? I might have been there.

El Padrino said...

jonahtan martin is a wussbag

What Was I Thinking? said...

"Charles Haley used to jerk off in front of teammates"

Lyndon Johnson used to whip it out and piss in public and show it off to people.

Keef said...

jonahtan martin is a wussbag




This may be true

What Was I Thinking? said...

martin is Stanford educated.

El Padrino said...

too*


dicks

El Padrino said...

fucking Stanford

El Padrino said...

case keenum looks like nick foles

What Was I Thinking? said...

like they are twins or they will have similar careers or they have similar abilities?

Keef said...

all white people look the same

What Was I Thinking? said...

I like how on Riley Coopers first TD all the white people celebrated with him but none of the black people.

on the third one I think Jackson came over and celebrated with him, but mostly it was just white dudes.

Keef said...

I didn't see 1 second of footyball yesterday.

El Padrino said...

i'm sorry

Keef said...

I was to* busy breaking my lawnmower

El Padrino said...

didn't know grass survives Arizona heat

El Padrino said...

is it like that synthetic florida grass

Keef said...

In October, you cut all your grass down to the dirt and you plant new grass for the winter.

ns

El Padrino said...

what a pain in the ass

Keef said...

My lawn is luscious like a golf course right now.

Keef said...

is it like that synthetic florida grass



I don't think it's limited to Florida

H said...

"I didn't see 1 second of footyball yesterday."

That sucks, dude.

H said...

I hate when my Sundays get tied up

Keef said...

nah, my team played on Thursday

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

115 comments on a Monday isn't bad

Blue said...

my team didn't play and I watched more football this weekend than I have all season

Keef said...

congrats

Blue said...

yes, now i'm in the doghouse for a week

Keef said...

was it worth it?

Blue said...

totally

Keef said...

nice

Blue said...

I don't have to beg for sexytime now, I just know I won't be getting it

Keef said...

I will probably watch some of the Bears game

Keef said...

I don't have to beg for sexytime now, I just know I won't be getting it



SOP

Blue said...

guy who murdered Sean Taylor was found guilty

What Was I Thinking? said...

Sop? Standard op proc?

Sean Taylor?

Keef said...

Yes, sop

H said...

"guy who murdered Sean Taylor was found guilty"

Jesus, that trial was still going on?

Keef said...

Last year I got an email about a class action lawsuit against EA Sports. So I was like what the hell, I'll jump in. Today I got an $81.48 check in the mail. EOW

What Was I Thinking? said...

I never got that check.

Rodgers hurt. I called that.

The Meiz said...

"Last year I got an email about a class action lawsuit against EA Sports. So I was like what the hell, I'll jump in. Today I got an $81.48 check in the mail. EOW"


Wait. For WHAT? NCAA?

What Was I Thinking? said...

Yeah. Maybe Madden.

Keef said...

Customers of Electronic Arts Inc. have filed a class action lawsuit alleging that Electronic Arts violated their rights under federal and California law.
The Court has allowed the lawsuit to be a class action on behalf of all persons in the United States who purchased a new copy of an Electronic Arts’ Madden NFL, NCAA Football, or Arena Football videogame for Xbox, Xbox 360, PlayStation 2, PlayStation 3, GameCube, PC, or Wii, with a release date of January 1, 2005 to June 21, 2012.

2.                  What is this lawsuit about?
The lawsuit claims that Electronic Arts violated federal and California antitrust laws, as well as California consumer protection laws, by signing exclusive licensing agreements with the Arena Football League (“AFL”), the Collegiate Licensing Company (“CLC”) (on behalf of the National Collegiate Athletic Association (“NCAA”)), the National Football League (“NFL”), the National Football League Players Association (“NFLPA”) and ESPN. The lawsuit claims that these agreements gave Electronic Arts a monopoly over an alleged market for league-branded, simulation football videogames, and allowed it to charge higher prices than it would have in a competitive environment. The suit seeks to recover monetary damages and restitution, as well as injunctive relief.

Keef said...

Hahaha Rodgers

What Was I Thinking? said...

how many games got you that check?

also impressed you saved the email.

What Was I Thinking? said...

I think I had bought 8 games in that span.

Keef said...

I don't know, and it didn't axe me. And I don't know how it got my email. I must have registered the games or something

What Was I Thinking? said...

GB is a good team with Rodgers. A terrible team without him.

Wallace is fucking horrendous.

What Was I Thinking? said...

how did it know how much to send you? I am pretty sure it axed you how many you boat.

What Was I Thinking? said...

you had to click on a link to go somewhere and enter shit. it axed you about your boating habits there.

Keef said...

I think I'm in 2 other pending class action suits. One with ticketmaster, the other is blockbuster maybe

Keef said...

Maybe it axed. It was last October. I dnt remember

Keef said...

It was to far ago

What Was I Thinking? said...

urban active just sent me one.

I remember the ticketmaster one too. I don't think it axed me anything though.

The Meiz said...

I've got it.

Summit IV: New Orleans: RASSLEMANIA

What Was I Thinking? said...

keith must be running low on 'o's

Keef said...

I've already been to Rasslemania

What Was I Thinking? said...

when is it?

Keef said...

Usually April

Keef said...

Wft is urban active

Keef said...

Are you black

What Was I Thinking? said...

workout place.

got busted for the same shit every workout place gets busted for.

charging fees then never doing what the fee covers. not cancelling your membership when you axe.

What Was I Thinking? said...

I might be black

The Meiz said...

This was the gut-wrenching loss I was looking for.

Jugdish said...

i enjoyed it

Jugdish said...

1-2 in fantasy this week

i have one good team that is my only hope for winning any money back this season.

H said...

My 2 free teams are both 7-2. My money team is 3-6.

*grumble*

Jugdish said...

i have done better with the auction drafts the past few years

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