Tuesday, November 12, 2013

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I have shit to do.

Go Bucs. Winning is OK because there is no player worth tanking for in the NFL draft. It is a crapshoot as to which player is going to help. Do you take Ted, Johnny, Marcus, someone else? Who gives a shit?


My side still hurts. I think I have a tumor.


Fucking hate doctors.


Why is that guy in the taco bell commercial even at the basketball courts? Why is dressed like he is at work? Who takes taco bell to the neighborhood playground and then tries to play? Fuck taco bell it makes you do stupid shit.

84 comments:

H said...

This may shock you, but I LOVE Taco Bell.

Brooklon Baby said...

Derrick Rose suffers minor hamstring injury

Out for the year

I'm worst then LP said...

sad news

I'm worst then LP said...

new feature to LOV today. I will post a facebook comment from the worst facebook poster i know. they make LP look like spelling and grammar king.

Caption for a picture of her kid:
"Playing in snow, and daddy is in Arizona playing gulf in 85 degree weather!"

Keef said...

The most shoplifted food item in the U.S. is candy.

Keef said...

It's supposed to be 92° today

Keef said...

bgas1 started pre skool today

Blue said...

she'll be smarter than EP next week

(s)

Brooklon Baby said...

Free?

Keef said...

is anything free?

Brooklon Baby said...

The boy starts next year Sept and he can't piss in the turlet yet

Keef said...

It's cheaper than the babysitter she had

Keef said...

I think it's like $160/wk

Brooklon Baby said...

You're thinking that's plenty of time but you don't know bbep.

Keef said...

The boy starts next year Sept and he can't piss in the turlet yet



He's gets the midgetness honestly

Brooklon Baby said...

Preschool is free in some states or cities. It is here.

Keef said...

Preschool is free in some states or cities. It is here.



Ah. The actual "pre-school" class is twice a week for 3 hours those days. The rest of the time it's called "Discover More", basically doing preschool shit, but not as structured

Brooklon Baby said...

Oic

Keef said...

And for crissakes, get that boy out of diapers. Shits are expensive

Brooklon Baby said...

Trying. Boys be slow you

The Meiz said...

I really don't know how people afford to pay for that shit.

Keef said...

amex

Blue said...

yep, use the black card

The Meiz said...

I really think my sister is SOL.

Keef said...

just let her live with you

Blue said...

if you're poor, the government gives you diapers

Keef said...

I gotta get a worst* job

/TP

I'm worst then LP said...

diapers are like 28 cents per diaper for the sensitive ones.

cheap off brand are probably like 20 cents per diaper. maybe less.

you can probably live with 5 per day, maybe less. so $1 a day for diapers.

Blue said...

diapers suck, formula sucks

when we got our kids out of formula and diapers it was a windfall.

I'm worst then LP said...

diapers and wipes don't seem to be too bad. i buy a huge box every month or so.

i have no idea what formula costs.

I'm worst then LP said...

diapers and wipes break down to like $1.25 per day.

Keef said...

when we got our kids out of formula and diapers it was a windfall.



Working now to get bgas2 started on people food. Formula is a bitch. We get the costco stuff, which is cheaper, but it's still almost $70/mo

Keef said...

We have enough wipes to last until our kids have kids. We probably have like 7-8 boxes of them. People love to give those as gifts.

Keef said...

This is what LOV has resorted to

I'm worst then LP said...

good try ed reed

I'm worst then LP said...

bgtem does not seem to like rice cereal.

I'm worst then LP said...

in her defense it looks like it would taste like cardboard.

I'm worst then LP said...

flynn back to the Packers. Meiz is probably excited.

Keef said...

bgtem does not seem to like rice cereal.



I mix that shit in with some fruit and juice in a blender. Pour it into ice cube trays, and freeze it. Then each cube is like a meal.

I'm worst then LP said...

for bg2?

rice cereal is the first "solid" cmtem has even tried to give bgtem. next up is oatmeal cereal.

i have no idea when fruits and veggies start.

Keef said...

for bg2?



Yeah. Blend it all together, so it's a smoothie consistency. We did it w/ bg1 at 6 mos, but doc said we can do it now at 4 mos.

I'm worst then LP said...

yeah i imagine bgtem eating food for the first time at 2yrs old.

Keef said...

there's no right answer, obviously. It's whatever they'll eat.

Keef said...

yeah i imagine bgtem eating food for the first time at 2yrs old.



ha

Keef said...

bgas1 has been eating dinners with us since probably around 18 mos

Keef said...

We just tried to get her off of formula/baby food asap because that shit adds up

Blue said...

that rice cereal sucks, of course kids don't eat it, have you tasted it?

Keef said...

You better put some water on that damn shit

Keef said...

We nerve* gave them the rice cereal by itself. We always mixed it in with the blended up fruits.

I'm worst then LP said...

we mix it with breastmilk.

it looks terrible.

i might try it when cmtem isn't looking. she'd freak out if she saw me try anything mixed with breastmilk.

Keef said...

fucking gross dude

Keef said...

Atlanta's mayor said Tuesday that the city will demolish Turner Field after the Braves leave for a new stadium in the suburbs in 2017.




So 20 years is the lifespan for stadiums now?

I'm worst then LP said...

apparently in ATL

Blue said...

Coors Field just had their 20th anniversary and it's like the 7th or 8th oldest park in MLB

I'm worst then LP said...

but it is a mile high so it doesn't age as fast.

I'm worst then LP said...

thinner air

I'm worst then LP said...

less rust

Keef said...

It's cased in ice so it is preserved

Keef said...

wall

The Meiz said...

Basically, the Braves are running away from the black people.

The Meiz said...

http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/lt/lt_cache/thumbnail/610/img/photos/2013/11/11/ec/74/heat-map_1.jpg

Atlanta Segregation Map

Keef said...

nice link

The Meiz said...

That top one was supposed to say Barves Ticket Sales Map

The Meiz said...

Barves Ticket Sales Map

Keef said...

fucking Barves

Blue said...

suprises surprise, black people don't like baseball

i'm shocked...shocked I say

I'm worst then LP said...

maybe it is because the team name is racist?

I'm worst then LP said...

black people and indian people don't go because #racistreasons

Keef said...

wall

Brooklon Baby said...

Its too bad jeff buckely is dead

The Meiz said...

I guess I should watch the Badgers game tonight

He's so dreamy said...

you mean the gator game?

He's so dreamy said...

badgers should get it done tonight. gators are shorthanded and looked like shit against north Florida last week

H said...

"Its too bad jeff buckely is dead"

Random thought?

The Meiz said...

Buddy on VCU just hit a DAGGER.

Keef said...

Todd is the most xnijingest motherfucker I've ever seen

The Meiz said...

4 points in 7 minutes. Badgers basketball!

He's so dreamy said...

"Todd is the most xnijingest motherfucker I've ever seen"

thanks

The Meiz said...

Oh, Florida

He's so dreamy said...

"Oh, Florida"

ice cold

The Meiz said...

Game off again. Badgers suck when I watch.

He's so dreamy said...

gators sucked more tonight

I'm worst then LP said...

When do the games start? These free throw shooting contests are boring.

Blue said...

go

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