Tuesday, November 05, 2013

Anniversary

It's my anniversary, so I forgot to post.

It is anniversary 2. The cotton anniversary. I boat* cmtem some cotton balls. Also she got a winter hat and a hoodie. I have no idea what to buy her. She boat* me new sheets for the bed. That was one of the top intrawebs suggestions.

haha Packers. Fucking Boykin. Fuck you and your 1 target. Catch more balls.

Fuck you Cameron and your 1 catch. Catch more balls.

Went 1-1 in money leagues. Won in the free league. The Johnson boys got me 89 points or so. My opponent had 77. Andre killed me in the other league though.

WaVa won a game. They are thinking they might make a crap bowl. I doubt it.

Boat* Madden football 25. I don't like it. Seems really zoomed out, guys look like intellivision players.

Yahoo! had an interesting article about some brothel in Nevada. Summit IV. It has a sports bar.








150 comments:

Keef said...

Forty years ago, Martin Cooper of Motorola made the first handheld cellphone call.

Keef said...

I have no idea what to buy her.


A picture of Eli Whitney

What Was I Thinking? said...

"Martin Cooper of Motorola made the first handheld cellphone call"

who did he call?

Keef said...

Winnie Cooper

Keef said...

On April 3, 1973 Cooper and Mitchell demonstrated two working phones to the media and to passers-by prior to walking into a scheduled press conference at the New York Hilton in midtown Manhattan. Standing on Sixth avenue near the Hilton, Cooper made the first handheld cellular phone call in public from the prototype DynaTAC. The call connected him to a base station Motorola had installed on the roof of the Burlingame House (now the Alliance Capital Building) and into the AT&T land-line telephone system.[10] Reporters and onlookers watched as Cooper dialed the number of his chief competitor Dr. Joel S. Engel, who was head of Bell Labs.[17] "Joel, this is Marty. I'm calling you from a cell phone, a real handheld portable cell phone."

Keef said...

kik

H said...

Interesting.

What Was I Thinking? said...

so fascinating.

Keef said...

hey, you axed

El Padrino said...

you're supposed to forget your anniversary and remember to post

El Padrino said...

bed sheets?

El Padrino said...

ROMANCE!

H said...

I was actually being sincere

Keef said...

I was actually being sincere



When I said "hey, you axed", I was talking to the person who axed

El Padrino said...

all about aitch

El Padrino said...

aitch I had a dream we hung out and was creepin on bitches in a nyc bar on Halloween

you were the Mexican bumble bee from the Simpsons

shit was hilarity

NS

Blue said...

no offense, but I don't dream about h

Keef said...

that's awesome

ns

Keef said...

aitch I had a dream we hung out and was creepin on bitches in a nyc bar on Halloween



You were probably creepin on the 12 year olds

/H

El Padrino said...

kordell stewart outed

gay

Keef said...

shocking


s

El Padrino said...

"no offense, but I don't dream about h"

none taken
summit style dream

Keef said...

Looks like the Packers are gonna finish worst* than 13-3

The Meiz said...

I was paying for their shots! Those chicks were totally into me, not the free shots.

/H

Keef said...

That one bitch and her husband were talking to LP. I was ready to kick their ass

/H

The Meiz said...

"Looks like the Packers are gonna finish worst* than 13-3"

Goddman Eagles better put one on them this weekend.

Keef said...

Then I was all nomnomnomnomnomnom

/h



/elevator guy

El Padrino said...

DEM

El Padrino said...

you win keef

Jugdish said...

Goddman Eagles better put one on them this weekend.


^^^

Blue said...

fucking iggles

Blue said...

guy i'm playing in my money league has a-rodg...my potential for winning this week just went up

Blue said...

grown ups 2 is out on DVD today...rejoice

The Meiz said...

My next matchup is vs the best team in the league, and he has Rodgers. He also has no backup QB.

I will be bidding on all of the QBs this week.

Keef said...

grown ups 2 is out on DVD today...rejoice



haven't seen the first one

El Padrino said...

i sent the arodg owner trade requests trying to steal a few studs

What Was I Thinking? said...

i too was being sincere.

What Was I Thinking? said...

"kordell stewart outed

gay"

good lord welcome to 1998.

Keef said...

too soon

Keef said...

This is also my family tradition


/LP

Keef said...

It's funny her last name is Black

Keef said...

O:FB

Blue said...

broncos need to start a slogan to play for John Fox

i'm suggesting Foxstrong

Keef said...

According to BuzzFeed, the cyber attacks on Lynch very quickly took a turn for the nasty, as netizens scoured the web for more information about the young woman.
Identifying information about Lynch was circulated, as well as nude videos and pictures that she had allegedly appeared in.



spiff?

Blue said...

this was my 2nd favorite costume

Blue said...

damnit keith

Blue said...

the trayvon martin/George Zimmerman costume was not funny

El Padrino said...

i'll tell ya boy movies are a lot better than girl movies

cars and cars 2 > strawberry shortcake crappy movie

What Was I Thinking? said...

says you

Keef said...

girls shouldn't even be watching movies. They should be learning how to cook and clean and do laundry

/LP

El Padrino said...

stop it keef

that's when they turn 12

Keef said...

When they turn 12 is probably when LP starts going after them.

/H

Jugdish said...

that's when they turn 12



you're probably already training her on the easy bake oven

El Padrino said...

wait where or when did I get slapped with the pedophile tag?

H said...

"that's awesome

ns"

This

El Padrino said...

why the fuck are great collitch games on this Thursday night?

H said...

"I was paying for their shots! Those chicks were totally into me, not the free shots.

/H"

I didn't buy a single shot, rook.

Keef said...

wait where or when did I get slapped with the pedophile tag?



Maybe last week? It was fairly recently

El Padrino said...

philly - gb game ahsnt been adjusted yet could take Philly + 9.5 right now

H said...

"It's supposed to be white with white, black with black, man with woman and all of that. That's what the KKK stands for."

Really? I thought it stood for Ku Klux Klan.

El Padrino said...

"Maybe last week? It was fairly recently"

not fair, my actions have not implicated that im down to town on some young poon

Keef said...

H said...
You do realize that the chances of you staying off that list your entire life are slim and none, right? Once BGEP gets to hike* school and starts having sleepovers, you won't be able to resist doing it saying something inappropriate, you hornball.

October 25, 2013 at 8:44 AM
H said...
You better hope she ends up with ugly friends or you're screwed

October 25, 2013 at 8:46 AM
H said...
Federal pound me in the ass prison for El Padrino

October 25, 2013 at 8:47 AM

El Padrino said...

Miami / tampa Monday nighter

ooof

Bigotry vs. Staph Infected

Keef said...

Those comments were after
El Padrino said...
I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning

October 25, 2013 at 7:54 AM

El Padrino said...

so based on aitchs opinion im a teen creeper

great

Keef said...

You better hope she ends up with ugly friends


I don't think ugly matters to LP

El Padrino said...

If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope mature bitches on the train this morning

*FIXED

Keef said...

creep

Keef said...

weirdo

Keef said...

what the hell are you doing here?

Keef said...

you don't belong here

Jugdish said...

nice work, keef

Blue said...

I'm worried about it when my girls get older. I was irresistible to teenage girls when I was in collitch, so i'm sure it will be the same 12 years from now.

Blue said...

"Needless to say, this isn’t cool. This guy better hope he never runs into Ware himself on the street"

ha, i'd just kick him in the leg and run away

H said...

Teenagers with day issues do like rich guys, blue

Blue said...

yeah, day issues are the worst

H said...

*daddy

H said...

You meant what I knew

Keef said...

day issues > night issues

H said...

Am I a hypocrite if I think the Ware costume is funny?

Keef said...

nice work, keef



no picture of the costume?

Keef said...

weird, the first time I clicked on the link the pic didn't show up. Now it does

Jugdish said...

there is a pic on there

Keef said...

The writer of that article needs to lighten up. Does mize write under the pen name of Matt Lombardi?

H said...

It's there. Let the page load.

Keef said...

Keef said...
weird, the first time I clicked on the link the pic didn't show up. Now it does

November 5, 2013 at 2:14 PM

Keef said...

wall

H said...

I'm bored

El Padrino said...

espn is breaking this thing down like it's Watergate

El Padrino said...

there is like a 50% increase of woman on this network too now

woman are taking mens jobs in broadcasting and sports tv

hope these bitches can cook

The Meiz said...

"woman are taking mens jobs"


That's an um, interesting way to look at it.

El Padrino said...

sean Salisbury out here struggling but this cute ass blond is balling right now

Keef said...

i didn't know he was still on espn

El Padrino said...

hes not he cant get hired they keep hiring chicks with blond hair

H said...

Isn't the reason he can't get hired because he was sexually harassing female employees?

H said...

The devil is in the details, Padrino.

El Padrino said...

just using him as an example for a white man

Keef said...

"Isn't the reason he can't get hired because he was sexually harassing female employees?"



If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id be doing the same thing

/LP

What Was I Thinking? said...

"hes not he cant get hired they keep hiring chicks with blond hair"


what's the issue?

What Was I Thinking? said...

if some idiot is going to talk about obvious shit on tv i'd rather that idiot be an atttractive chick than some dude.

What Was I Thinking? said...

rarely do they say anything insightful. the insightful stuff is always from someone who is not a regular on the show.

What Was I Thinking? said...

adam and mort come on and retiterate shit i have already read or say "the dolphins think that this is a bad situation"

no shit.

What Was I Thinking? said...

"rodgers being out hurts the packers offense."

"green bay only has one healthy qb on the roster, management says they'll look into adding another qb quickly. that qb could come from the practice squad or free agency. it won't be a trade because the trade dealine passed."


really? you don't say.

What Was I Thinking? said...

if that is the shit you are going to be saying then be a hot chick and show some tits while you are at it.

don't show it all, i get it, the children might see it. but fuck, show some cleavage or maybe turn the thermostat down and show some see through nip.

El Padrino said...

word

El Padrino said...

cmlp just heard the incognito story assessed it rather quickly calling mr martin a "big p word"

I ♥ my wife

Blue said...

so she's the tough one in the family

What Was I Thinking? said...

"big p word"

pachyderm?

Keef said...

why didn't she just say big pussy?

Keef said...

big perm?

What Was I Thinking? said...

pencil?

What Was I Thinking? said...

padrino?

Keef said...

big pshycho?*

H said...

Pushover?

H said...

Pacifist?

El Padrino said...

she hates the word pussy
like it's pronunciation

so she'll just call it the p word

also hates the word cunt and tits

El Padrino said...

prefers twat and boobs

Keef said...

big prude

Jugdish said...

they should do an episode of hoarders on this

The Meiz said...

Productive day today. Time to go home.

Blue said...

tesla missed on earnings.

fuck

Blue said...

stupid overvalued stock

Blue said...

still, I've unrealized good gains on that POS

The Meiz said...

Cream of mushroom soup for dinner.

Keef said...

Kielbasa pasta somethingorother for dinner

The Meiz said...

You and the damn kielbasa

The Meiz said...

I now have waiver claims in on Roethlisberger, Flacco, and Tannehill.

Keef said...

Kielbasa is delicious

The Meiz said...

Trying to coordinate a sabotage plan with my opponent's division mates.

The Meiz said...

I can't believe it. These guys who are chasing the playoffs & money aren't ALL ABOUT fucking over the 1st place team in their division.

What Was I Thinking? said...

Fantasy reasons. They are all about fucking you over

What Was I Thinking? said...

Alyssa milano picture add for nfl shop at bottom of the page for me. Me like

What Was I Thinking? said...

Anniversary night and I am posting. Cmtem is feeding the kid.

The Meiz said...

I really can't believe it. Brad goes on a 3 game losing streak if we coordinate our efforts.

The Meiz said...

"Anniversary night and I am posting. Cmtem is feeding the kid."


Welcome to your new normal.

What Was I Thinking? said...

We have keilbasa based dishes a lot.

What Was I Thinking? said...

At dinner I almost ordered a $140 cut of steak. Couldnt do it. Some sort japanese wagyu beef. El pad would have done it.

The Meiz said...

"At dinner I almost ordered a $140 cut of steak."


Jesus.

Send some of that spare scratch this way.

What Was I Thinking? said...

Actually do you want my madden game? I hate it.

What Was I Thinking? said...

You like madden right? I know someone here does.

The Meiz said...

I'd take it.

The Meiz said...

I definitely like Madden more than NCAA.

What Was I Thinking? said...

Feeding time done. Time to attempt sexy time.

The Meiz said...

Good luck.

Keef said...

Your kid doesn't feed herself yet? Wft

What Was I Thinking? said...

I didn't prepare for 10yrs so my kid's development is slower than yours.

Keef said...

Not my problem

Keef said...

Guy with the LIONS jersey won wsop

Keef said...

In Japan, letting a sumo wrestler make your baby cry is considered good luck.

Blue said...

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