Wednesday, November 20, 2013

1/8th pole

NBA season is already 1/8th over.  San Antonio and Indiana have the best records, so they must be the best teams.  Milwaukee and Utah have the worse* records, so they must be the not best teams.  All I know is that the Nuggets suck, but they are good enough to not get one of the top picks, which is a horrible amount of goodness.  Look at Charlotte, if the playoffs started today, and maybe they should, they'd be the 6 seed in the East.  My 1/8th of the season MVP would have to be Paul George, and my Rookie of the Year would probably be Kelly Olynyk, because he's got great hair, and I like guys with girl first names.

Adam Levine is the sexiest man alive. Ok, there you go

some of the luckiest people are the ones who....

Fantasy seasons are starting to wind down.  I'm on the outside of the playoffs in my money league, but have a good shot to get into the top 4 (currently in 5th place).  Or, I could tank and then be in the running to win the consolation bracket and at least break even.  It's a dilemma.

Single dad this weekend as cmblue has a wedding to attend out of town.  Party time. 

refs made the right call on Monday night.  Dude shouldn't have thrown the flag anyway, that's the unwritten rule of the last play of the game. 

How does George Zimmerman have such a hot girlfriend.  Maybe he's just a great guy who has been misunderstood?  Or do chicks just like bad boys, or fame?  Or maybe, she knew that eventually, dating a guy who has no job and just killed a teenager would get her in the headlines somehow.

Has anybody watched the Mike Tyson stand up special on HBO yet?  I saw the first part of it, and it's just too hard to understand what he's saying.  Maybe I need a hearing aid, I don't know.

Pics from the Thomas Howard crash are ridiculous.  Makes me not want to buy a BMW, I thought those were supposed to be safe cars.  If it can't keep from being destroyed when you're traveling at over 100mph and clip a truck and go airborne, then I don't want one.





29 comments:

I'm worst then LP said...

Who is thomas howard?

I'm worst then LP said...

I saw a kia rear end a mercedes yesterday. Kia had basically 0 damage but the mercedes' bumper pretty much fell off. And somehow its hatch door was fucked up too.

Blue said...

"Who is thomas howard?"

former Raiders Linebacker

H said...

Or do chicks just like bad boys, or fame?

This

H said...

Rough week for Raiders fans.

Brooklon Baby said...

Santana Moss is right. Bitch said no one got open. Rg111 is a clown.

Brooklon Baby said...

What a terrible season that all the pundits never saw coming. See the skins schedule down the stretch. Because they have a first place schedule its how teams go from first to worst quicker than people realize.

I'm worst then LP said...

RG3 is a good guy

I'm worst then LP said...

redskins regressed a ton.

on D and on O.

The Meiz said...

"Because they have a first place schedule..."

This is a total BS excuse. They play all the same teams as everybody else in the division except for maybe 2 games.

Blue said...

yes, 1st place schedule only means that they play last years first place teams in the 2 divisions that they don't play the whole division.

So they'd play SF & ATL which would be different from any of the other NFC East teams, but other than that the schedule is exactly the same.

Keef said...

and we all know how awesome ATL is

Blue said...

the best excuse is that Bob came back too quick and hasn't been quite 100% all year, maybe he's getting there now.

I think everyone expects ADP like results when you tear your ACL now.

Blue said...

"and we all know how awesome ATL is"

yes, the skins haven't even gotten to the "1st place" part of their schedule yet.

Blue said...

the fact that the defense is giving up 31 pts per game on average isn't because of RGIII

Keef said...

The GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGmen are going to win the east, so this is all a moo* point

Keef said...

ARod is so dramatic. Such a baby

Brooklon Baby said...

Fucking keef

Brooklon Baby said...

Brooks fined for that clothesline

Keef said...

I'm on the phone with a Spanish interpreter right now.

me: Hi, my name is Keith. I'm calling about the claim you reported.

interpreter: Hola, mi nombre es Kevin. spanishspanishspanish



Fucking Kevin

Brooklon Baby said...

Ha.

I'm worst then LP said...

Ha

Keef said...

Ha

Keef said...

wall

I'm worst then LP said...

not a wall

Blue said...

ha

The Meiz said...

ha?

The Meiz said...

Prince Fielder for Ian Kinsler is a GO.

Jugdish said...

go

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