Tuesday, October 29, 2013

These are the days

World series is on too late to watch. I can only watch like 5 innings.

Monday night football is on too late to watch. I can only watch about a half.

In other news I am getting old.

Allstate commercial with the $5 refund check popped up again yesterday. Fucking Allstate. Retards.

My eye boogers have exceptionally strong grip on the eye today. They won't come out.

I hope the World Series ends on a hidden ball trick.

59 comments:

Jugdish said...

I hope the World Series ends on a hidden ball trick.



this

Jugdish said...

2-1 in my $$ leagues this week

Keef said...

NASCAR drivers can lose 5 to 10 pounds of sweat during one race.

Keef said...

wall

Blue said...

stupid freak and his show choir arrogance

Keef said...

That chubby guy could stand to drive in a few NASCAR races this week, ifyouknowwhatimean


/elevator guy

Jugdish said...

show choir arrogance


id be willing to bet those words have never been linked together before today

Jugdish said...

im dropping brady today, i really mean it

/mize

The Meiz said...

If espn allows it, Tom is GONE today.

Jugdish said...

If espn allows it, Tom is GONE today.



I've been sayin it for years!

Jugdish said...

If espn allows it, Tom is GONE today.



I've been sayin it for years!

Jugdish said...

If espn allows it, Tom is GONE today.



I've been sayin it for years!

Jugdish said...

whoa...triple post

The Meiz said...

How long have you been saying it?

Blue said...

what have you been saying?

Keef said...

why does mize have a boner for denver now?

Jugdish said...

why does mize have a boner for denver now?




its the sunshine state...gorgeous!

H said...

We all know that once Brady is off Meiz's team, he'll turn things around.

The Meiz said...

Duh.

H said...

So do it already!

Keef said...

I have Brady in my free league. I don't have a backup. If I drop him, my best option for FA is Eli

The Meiz said...

I have Dalton & Schaub on the oak.

Jugdish said...

drop schaub, keep brady

H said...

quiet jug

El Padrino said...

What kind of pshycho gives a shit about a free league

El Padrino said...

Drop everyone

Jugdish said...

pick up case keenum

Keef said...

Do you care about the LOV pick 'em?

Keef said...

I think it's almost time for another spelting/grammer* bet with LP. He's getting dumber

The Meiz said...

"What kind of pshycho gives a shit about a free league"


This kind of attitude adds to the reason you don't get to call the plays anymore.

Keef said...

mize
When i click on those music links from my phone, where does it d/l them to?

The Meiz said...

I don't know. You'd be best served to do it at home.

Keef said...

Do I go to jail faster if I do it at home?

Jugdish said...

Do I go to jail faster if I do it at home?



do not pass go, do not collect $200

Jugdish said...

Sporting News: Age starting to beat Pats' Brady

Keef said...

Just like Marshall beats his girlfriend.


/Meriweather

Jugdish said...

ha

Jugdish said...

With the way the Miami Heat's assistant coaches, armed with handheld football pads, mauled LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh as they drove into the lane at the end of Monday's practice, one might think the star trio were actually running backs preparing for a big game. Instead, the Heat were just preparing for a physical battle on the court in Tuesday's season opener against the Chicago Bulls.



funny

Keef said...

wall

El Padrino said...

I play for keeps homie.

Keef said...

Like when you bet $1,000 and then keep it if you lose?

Blue said...

appraisal on my refi came in way too low.

fucking idiot lady did the appraisal

Blue said...

basically $30k lower than houses that have sold within 4 or five houses from us.

The Meiz said...

Yikes. Condolences.

El Padrino said...

White people problems

El Padrino said...

I peed like 7 times today. Am I dying?

Blue said...

i'm appealing, apparently you can call the appraiser a dumbass and appeal

Keef said...

but then do you have to pay for a new appraisal?

Blue said...

no, since I've already had it appraised, and I just need to show the comps that are literally right next to my house that have sold in the last 6 months, and prove that the lady was an idiot.

Blue said...

which won't be too hard

Keef said...

bully

Keef said...

the blood is on your hands

Keef said...

I hate when I go into the batroom* and the only pisser that's open is the midget one.

El Padrino said...

I'm tipsy

El Padrino said...

That's my fav pisser

El Padrino said...

/el pad

El Padrino said...

Something wrong with my TV. There is basketball on it.

The Meiz said...

Haha, Bulls.

Blue said...

game on

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