Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Pantaloons

Fantasy

1-1 in money leagues.  1-0 in free leagues.  I am still leading the pick em pool which should be embarrassing for all involved.


Name

As. owes me a 2 week name change.  I didn't see it yesterday, but admittedly I did not look a lot.  I was busy.  The lawn aeration guy broke the DirecTV so it was a busy day.  #firstworldproblems


Giants

Giants won, so El Pad should be happy.  I didn't get to watch the game so I didn't get to see how bad Freeman did.  Let me tell you that he is terrible and I expect nothing but terrible out of him.


Titans/Oilers

Folks be dropping like flies.  I hope Eddie isn't next.  Or Warren.  Hopefully nobody is next.


Doug Martin

My bad everyone.  Although everyone here should be safe because you should have known he was my keeper and well you should know what happens there.  As an aside Alfred Morris was my other keeper. Again, apologies for his underperforming. 


Mattingly

Dodgers spent literally a billion dollars on the team and then a ton more on payroll, now they seem to be getting cheap when it comes to money for the manager?  Just lock him up to a multiyear deal and then fire him if he sucks like all the other big spending teams do.


Commercials

Did I bitch about the chevy commercial yet?  They say nobody has a quieter cab and by nobody we mean dodge and ford....so dodge and ford have quieter cabs, got it.  I feel like I bitched about this one already.

48 comments:

Blue said...

lost in my weekly $ pick'em league on tiebreakers. Still leading the overall there though

Blue said...

RE: quitter cab than nobody or whatever.

yes, you did bitch about this

b) I pointed this out to cmblue when the commercial was on the other day, and she tried to argue Chevy's side.

Blue said...

her basic point, nobody drives pickup trucks, and by nobody, she means only idiots that don't know grammar.

Keef said...

My $ team started the season 1-0. Now I am 1-6

tem said...

"her basic point, nobody drives pickup trucks, and by nobody, she means only idiots that don't know grammar."

fair point really.

tem said...

"My $ team started the season 1-0. Now I am 1-6"

sux

Keef said...

your name/pic is What was I thinking

ToddPacker said...

"her basic point, nobody drives pickup trucks, and by nobody, she means only idiots that don't know grammar."

I drive a pickup and have poor grammar.... cmblue knows

Keef said...

I don't like the Reds promoting Bryan Price to mgr. How often do pitching coaches have success as a manager?

The Meiz said...

"I don't like the Reds promoting Bryan Price to mgr. How often do pitching coaches have success as a manager?"


Yeah, this seems like a bad idea.

The Meiz said...

FUCK. I'm being shorted crab for Cheesecake Factories until November 6th.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Keef said...

WPP

The Meiz said...

People Who Have A Job Problems

Keef said...

tem has a job

Keef said...

we went over to cmk's parents' house on Sunday night for dinner. Csil was there. She was hammered before she even got there. Good to see she's back on that train.

H said...

we need to get that girl in front of Dr. Phil

Keef said...

that guy is a clown

Keef said...

speaking of clowns...

In what could be the final sports blunder of his administration, Boston Mayor Thomas Menino told reporters on Tuesday morning he hoped the Boston Red Sox would win "the World Series Cup."

H said...

"speaking of clowns..."

have you heard some of his other blunders? they're classic

H said...

my favorite is when he was reminiscing about when "Varitek split the uprights" to win the Superbowl™

Keef said...

have you heard some of his other blunders? they're classic



Yeah.

H said...

re: the Celtics

"KJ is great, but Hondo is the heart of the team."

Keef said...

I said yeah

H said...

just sharing another of my favorites for the uninitiated

Jugdish said...

one handed sack of eli

Keef said...

At least there was a Hondo that used to play for Boston

Keef said...

He went to a pretty suite college

Keef said...

TP
Bengals/J-E-T-S bet?

Blue said...

yeah, I saw that one hand sack, I was very confused as to why Eli couldn't get away

he seemed very scared

Blue said...

""KJ is great, but Hondo is the heart of the team.""

he also likes Gonk

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

I go take a nap in my car and I come back to this?

Keef said...

Some parents are such pussies

H said...

ridiculous

H said...

welcome to the world where a kid's feelings aren't allowed to be hurt.

Keef said...

H should have written a letter to Bill's about that old man bullying.


RIP Bill's

Jugdish said...

welcome to the world where a kid's feelings aren't allowed to be hurt.



some people make it right

El Padrino said...

Ggggggmmmeeeennnnnnn!!!

S

Keef said...

cmk's aunt just put a post on FB, something to the effect of "Just saw the Mexican beheading on FB. Don't watch it. It's disturbing"

Think so, doc?

The Meiz said...

Pretty much the entire internet is now blocked at work. Even gmail.

Keef said...

uh oh

tem said...

I just learned that there is a legit medical procedure called a fecal transplant. It is exactly what you think it would be. Someone even needs to be a donor.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"just sharing another of my favorites for the uninitiated"

but we are initiated, aren't we guys? Members of the Lordz of Vengeance!

The Meiz said...

Remember when lovad used to be a thing?

That was awesome.

tem said...

used ta could.

H said...

remember when we had hundreds of comments a day?

El Padrino said...

Lov mobile is 24 hour

Blue said...

go

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