Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Oldness

I know i'm getting old when after a day or two of cold weather, i'm bitching that I'm sick of the cold weather.  Maybe I should be a snowbird and go to Arizona for the winter.

We had a "stock the bar" party at our house on Friday.  Finished off the keg, and then guys brought over more whiskey/scotch/bourbon than I know what to do with. We only opened one bottle, of course it was the 18 year old single malt Glenlivet that the contractor who built the basement brought.  it's about half gone, but that's a $100 bottle of scotch.  I of course broke out the ron burgundy quotes as I drank it.

Jim Irsay is either an idiot, or a genius.  I'm probably leaning towards the idiot side.  I don't understand why they're having a video tribute to PFM right before the game.  It will be awkward.  Does he think that it will make Peyton want to destroy the Colts any less?  Also, Irsay needs to keep his drunk mouth shut.

Baseball playoffs have been either boring or intense.  You name it.  Bunch of 1-0 and 2-1 games or whatever.  I hate the Cardinals.

"Last shot? Poll says MJ or Kobe, not LeBron"  This is dumb.  Where is Carmelo on this list, or Chauncey Billups.  (s)

The avs are 6-0, so now Denver is a hockey town again, at least for a couple more weeks.

81 comments:

Keef said...

Maybe I should be a snowbird and go to Arizona for the winter.



No. We have enough of your kind here

tem said...

last shot?

big shot bob?
ray allen circa now?
that paxson guy?
the guy from hoosiers?

Boston Strong said...

didn't kobe airball a last shot attempt when he was a rookie in the playoffs.

Boston Strong said...

Robert horry is a good choice

tem said...

i guess i'd pick:

the open guy

tem said...

i'd rather see wade shoot and open jumper than see lebron jack up a contested one.

they are all professionals, whoever has the open shot is who i want shooting the ball.

tem said...

"and open"...fucking letter d sneaking in there

El Padrino said...

Big shot Bob.

El Padrino said...

Glenlivet is magic

tem said...

funny joke making the rounds:

The Washington Redskins are going to change their name because of all the hatred, violence, and hostility associated with their name.

From now on they will be known simply as the REDSKINS!

tem said...

kod won't like that joke too much.

tem said...

but he might have died.

Boston Strong said...

that's a good joke,

Keef said...

The name "Dodgers" once referred to pedestrians who dodged the trolleys in Brooklyn.

El Padrino said...

No shit

Keef said...

That joke is funny. It was also funny when the Bullets changed their name.

Keef said...

No shit


no shit

Keef said...

I don't create these little factoids. I just cnp

Boston Strong said...

did you know the cardinals were named after a red bird?

Keef said...

that doesn't look like a cnp

Jugdish said...

From now on they will be known simply as the REDSKINS!


i liked the onion one where they changed from washington redskins to dc redskins

Jugdish said...

Lp...name and pic?

Keef said...

That's weak if he gives you a name/pic when his 0-6 team lost

Keef said...

Patriots lose Mayo for season



Addition by subtraction. White condiments are awful

/LP

Jugdish said...

beth...thoughts on the falcons?









s

Jugdish said...

That's weak if he gives you a name/pic when his 0-6 team lost


maybe, but we did bet so i was offering up the chance to pay it off. maybe he is going to mail me a name and pic

tem said...

i need to go to denver soon.

Boston Strong said...

we can hang out

Keef said...

I don't know if tem hangs out with snowbirds

Keef said...

maybe you guys can play NCAA in person so that a) we can finish our season, and b) blue can't blame his daughter for turning off the game

Jugdish said...

we can hang out



no

/cmblue

Boston Strong said...

there's still a season going on?

Boston Strong said...

"no

/cmblue"

probably correct.

tem said...

does blue work near the baseball field?

tem said...

tem will have to take blue to dinner at some restaurant to discuss putting a yoga whatever in the retail space of tem's company's apartment community.

Boston Strong said...

exactly, we need one downtown

Boston Strong said...

i'm fairly close to the baseball field, other side of the freeway

Keef said...

there's still a season going on?



Probably. Haven't turned on XBox in a minute

tem said...

our apartments are on huron or something like that.

tem said...

business trip to denver, lunch with blue.

Who Dey said...

a couple buddies are sitting and playing cards with their wives. one guy accidentally drops a card under the table and as he goes to pick it up, he sees his friend's wife's legs open wide and she's not wearing panties. Shocked, he excuses himself to the kitchen to collect himself. A few moments later, his friend's wife appears and asks him if he liked what he saw. Embarrassed, he answers yes. She then tells him that if he wants to have her, to come over the next day while her husband would be at work and to bring her $500 cash.

The following afternoon, he appears at the door with the $500. The two engage in an afternoon of passionate sex, after which he leaves.

10 minutes later, her husband arrives home from work and greets her with a kiss. He then asks, "was that Gary I saw driving away?"

Suddenly nervous, she replied, "yes, it was."

"Oh," he continued, "did he give you the $500?"

Knowing she was caught, she answered honestly, "yes, he did."

"Wow," her husband exclaimed, "what a great guy! He came by my office this morning and asked if he could borrow $500 and promised that I'd have it back by the time I got home!"

tem said...

good joke.

tem said...

was wayne brady the black power ranger?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Adrian Peterson has another secret love child, a 3-month-old daughter with a former waitress of a Minnesota nightclub"

all day

tem said...

can't spell child support without AP. well without the P.

Jugdish said...

Carlos Beltran, who has become one of the most clutch players in postseason history (except for that one night at Shea), could be on the Yankees' radar this winter, a move the former Met, sources say, would strongly consider.



except for that one night at shea = hilarity

Boston Strong said...

hahahahaha

clutch

Who Dey said...

isn't there a rule stating that if you get caught looking at strike three to end a series, you can never be called clutch again?

If not, there should be.

Who Dey said...

that picture is so awesome, Blue. I think you should hang on to it for a while.

Jugdish said...

that picture is so awesome, Blue. I think you should hang on to it for a while.


S




fixed

tem said...

hahaha freeman starting. hahaa.

tem said...

Cain Velasquez vs Junior dos Santos

I smell a bet coming on. I'm going dos Santos. I think he is going to be able to stop the take down and then land some punches that make this a great fight. I don't think Cain can finish Dos Santos but I think Dos Santos can finish Cain. I'll go with a Dos Santos win, but stop short of saying it will be a finish of some kind.



Roy Nelson vs Daniel Cormier

Nelson is fat and out of shape and can punch. He used to be in better shape than me, but now I am not even sure of that. But dude can take a punch. I think Cormier busts him up for 2 rounds then gets caught with a punch by a worn out Nelson in RD 3. Nelson by miraculous 3rd round TKO.


Diego Sanchez vs Gilbert Melendez

Melendez. I think he is the better fighter. Sanchez looks mean for a little guy. I don't think Sanchez has any finishing ability any more so I will go with Melendez to win by some form of finish.


Gabriel Gonzaga vs Shawn Jordan

Gonzaga is either really old or just looks it. This fight has the highest chance to be a fight between two guys who are winded after 1 minute. They'll be swinging hard at first, but if neither lands anything they'll both be worn out. I'll say Jordan lands and wins by KO/TKO.

Darrell Montague vs John Dodson

Dodson.

Tim Boetsch vs CB Dollaway

Is CB Dollaway good? I don't think so. I'll take the Tim guy.


Nate Marquardt vs Hector Lombard

Nate got cut from the UFC awhile back and banned for life I think. I guess that is over. He cheats a lot. I'll go with Lombard only because I figure the UFC wants Marquadt to lose.

Sarah Kaufman vs Jessica Eye

Chick fight. Kaufman is probably a heavy favorite. I'll go with her. Hopefully this Jessica chick is at least cute.

George Sotiropoulos vs KJ Noons

George has this funny thing going on with his midsection. he looks like he is very ill. KJ Noons is supposed to be good, but he isn't. I'll go with funny stomach.


TJ Waldburger vs Adlan Amagov

Who? Umm Adlan sounds like the Lion from those Narnia things.


Tony Ferguson vs Mike Rio

Mike Rio sounds like a stripper name for a dude. Tony is an Italian name. I'll take the eye talian.


Jeremy Larsen vs Andre Fili

Who? I know an Andre.
Dustin Pague vs Kyoji Horiguchi

Who? Ummm Kyoji sounds tough.

Keef said...

I smell a bet coming on.



Of course. I'll also take Cormier

tem said...

yes on the main event.

yes on the co main.


both just on the winner?

tem said...

i don't want to bet on only a nelson win by 3rd round lucky punch.

Keef said...

yeah, just winners

tem said...

dyno-mite

Keef said...

if one of us gets bolth* right, 2 week payoff

tem said...

FB or here?

tem said...

or bolth*?

Keef said...

here

Keef said...

I don't want a fat roy nelson pic on my fb

tem said...

there is no skinny roy nelson

Keef said...

I'm sure there is

Keef said...

wall

Boston Strong said...

""I would not find a whole lot of humor in that if it happened in Green Bay," he said."

that's because Aaron Rodgers is a shrimp

Boston Strong said...

and he has no sense of humor

tem said...

what happened?

tem said...

and no. there has never been skinny roy.

Boston Strong said...

"what happened"

oh, the craigslist ad looking for a QB in Cleveland

Keef said...

Good stuff

tem said...

H, your FB walked right into a "so there was an investment and monthly fee, got it" comment but I'll refrain from posting that.

Keef said...

So AP has 7 kids

The Meiz said...

"Adrian Lewis Peterson[1] (born March 21, 1985), nicknamed "All Day," "A. D.," or "Purple Jesus,"[6] is an American football running back for the Minnesota Vikings of the National Football League (NFL)."

The Meiz said...

http://i.imgur.com/5UFpcVK.png

El Padrino said...

Beltran was the greatest free agent signing in Mets history. I unlike other met trolls do not hold any ill will against him. It was a pleasure watching him play beisbol everyday.

tem said...

Sounds gay

Keef said...

I don't care what Peterson prefers. I'll probably never meet him

tem said...

Probably

tem said...

Maybe sex is good for healing knees.

Jugdish said...

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