Thursday, October 24, 2013

O:FStL

Headline: "Greg Oden dunks in Miami Heat debut" Greg Oden is getting girls basketball like headlines now...good for him.

I'm in a class at work this week and next...boo!

Headline: "Sources: Rams called Favre after QB injury" As long as the Bears don't call him, I'm good.

Is anyone watching The Goldbergs? funny stuff.

GO!

153 comments:

Blue said...

"Kid had a lockdown drill today to protect the kids from a "bad guy with a gun" coming into the classroom. "

lgblue1 had the same drill the other day. She was all stressed out about it, and told me that there were kids who wouldn't be quiet during the drill, so she's afraid her classroom would get attacked.

Blue said...

i'm radioactive, radioactive

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

Jon Lester is a cheater

Blue said...

he cheated death when he beat cancer


/h

/boston strong

/redsox 4 life

/SUTC

tem said...

yay sox. beat those cards!

Blue said...

I see that tem doesn't like changing his picture and name

Blue said...

weastemel

Blue said...

temsel

Keef said...

fucking tem

H said...

It was ultimately moot, but a hell of a catch by Beltran

Keef said...

He was standing against a 4 foot wall. It's not like he had to leap or climb the wall to take away the HR. I think it was a good play, but I wouldn't consider it a hell of a play

ns

Jugdish said...

he is clutch in the post season

Jugdish said...

He was standing against a 4 foot wall


still a good sized wall

/Lp

tem said...

I'll change it soon.

Keef said...

wall

H said...

what makes it a hell of a play is he ran into that wall full speed and hurt himself, but still made the catch. A lot of guys would have slowed down to brace themselves or let go cuz of the pain.

H said...

agree to disagree I guess

Keef said...

yeah it's cool if we don't have the same opinions

Keef said...

flu shot time

Keef said...

The chick giving the flu shots is hawt

tem said...

ask her out.

get her # for your bro in law to not call.

Keef said...

maybe. She's about his age

What Was I Thinking? said...

i didn't watch any of the world series game

What Was I Thinking? said...

"yeah it's cool if we don't have the same opinions"

quitter talk

The Meiz said...

Hahahahahaha

Fucking Cardinals

The Meiz said...

Now the Cards are trying to claim Lester was using Vaseline.

The Meiz said...

When you beat the Cardinals, you're never the better team, you're clearly cheating.

The Meiz said...

I was about to explode when Papi hit that ball Beltran caught.

Keef said...

i didn't watch any of the world series game



I planned on not watching any, but I went to my mom's to pick up bgas1 and my step dad had the game on

Keef said...

Now the Cards are trying to claim Lester was using Vaseline.



Watch the vidyo*. Spiff can probably find a good gif. Lester looks like he "scoops" something in his glove, then he goes to adjust his hat and he makes sure that the 2 fingers he used to scoop whatever was in his glove don't touch his hat

Keef said...

The popup between Wainwright and Molina was grate

Keef said...

Didn't another Red Sux pitcher get accused of doctoring up the ball earlier this year?

Keef said...

or am I misremembering?

Blue said...

yep, bucholz was accused of doctoring the ball by somebody

a guy who used to pitch if i'm remembering right

Keef said...

oh, right. Wasn't it Jack Morris?

Blue said...

jack morris I think

Keef said...

breaking out the ol' blown call challenge reversal in the world series is hilarity

What Was I Thinking? said...

"my step dad had the game on"

how old were you when he became step dad?

i get confused by some people who call their step dad by their name and some who say step dad. is it an age thing? is it a likeability thing?

Keef said...

I was an adult. I always call him by his name

Keef said...

I had a different step dad when I was in hike school, we call him by his name, too.

Keef said...

I've nerve* heard someone call their step dad/mom by that title

What Was I Thinking? said...

buddy at work always says "my mom's husband"

Keef said...

oic

What Was I Thinking? said...

to their face it seems like it always their name or they just go with dad.

when they are talking about them to other people it can vary from mr. ______ to step dad, to dad to my mom's husband.

in that instance you seem to go with step dad.

Keef said...

my step dad's cool. If he was a douche I'd probably say my mom's husband. Just like I don't call my sister's husband my bro in law.

What Was I Thinking? said...

shit like this fascinates me.


and i seriously can't believe nobody was interested in the fact that there is a legit medical procedure called a fecal transplant. that shit (pi) would have dominated LOV AD back in the day.

Keef said...

in that instance you seem to go with step dad.



yes. Not ever gonna call someone mom/dad when they aren't my mom/dad

Jugdish said...

and i seriously can't believe nobody was interested in the fact that there is a legit medical procedure called a fecal transplant. that shit (pi) would have dominated LOV AD back in the day.



that may have been posted here before...or not

What Was I Thinking? said...

spiff would know if it had been posted before. as. too probably.

they have like mega super awesome memories.

Keef said...

Lester fingering his vaseline

Blue said...

I figure if you lived with or spent time being "parented" then it's ok to refer to them as your step-parent.

if they're just somebody your mom married long after you moved out, then he's my mom's husband.

That's how I justify, calling my step-mom that, and my mom's husband, mom's husband.

The Meiz said...

Some pitcher suggested on twitter it was more likely to be something called Super Grip. I saw somewhere else that a shit load of pitchers use it.

Blue said...

SUPER GRIP

The Meiz said...

I used to do that with my grandma's husband. Grandma's husband. or just Aubrey.

The Meiz said...

He was a real dickface. Nobody liked that guy. I skipped his funeral.

Keef said...

wall

Jugdish said...

@JermichaelF88: Home Sweet Home! #FinleyStrong


too much of this strong stuff

El Padrino said...

#elpadstrong

El Padrino said...

Calling farve must have made Kellen Clemens feel good.

Blue said...

"Calling farve must have made Kellen Clemens feel good"

at least they didn't call Tebow

Keef said...

Calling farve must have made Kellen Clemens feel good.



He probably knows he's Kellen Clemens

H said...

"Jack Morris"

He chimed in after the fact, but the initial accusation was made by Dirk Hayhurst.

Olberman actually made an awkward reference to it during a pregame show on TBS before one of the Sox/Rays games.

El Padrino said...

I hate Thursdays

Keef said...

Today's my Friday

El Padrino said...

happt friday

The Meiz said...

Fuck the Cardinals

El Padrino said...

I wanna murder the papa johns guy

The Meiz said...

Eh, he doesn't bother me

El Padrino said...

cuz you like shit food

El Padrino said...

WADR

Keef said...

Or he's a normal person and isn't holier then now when it comes to food

El Padrino said...

I wouldn't call that normal

El Padrino said...

im saying if you can order pizza from your fav authentico take out place or papa johns ypur gonna choose papa johns?

why cuz they give you free breadsticks or because it's 3 dollars cheaper

The Meiz said...

Three dollars cheaper

El Padrino said...

I respect that meiz

The Meiz said...

I'm privy to the costs of ingredients and small business. They don't need to charge $20 for an 18" pie.

The Meiz said...

Local pizza joints do an absolute shit job at controlling costs and losses. That's why they charge so much, and that's why they don't clear the profit they should be clearing.

El Padrino said...

tampa 2 defense is trash nowadays

El Padrino said...

Ive never paid $20 for a pizza pie and I live in nyc

regular joe schmo pizza not brick oven or fresh mozz is $12 round these parts young-en

The Meiz said...

Shit, when I delivered pizzas for that month in 2010, everybody working got a free small pie every shift. That's 3 meals right there.

The Meiz said...

"Ive never paid $20 for a pizza pie and I live in nyc"

I call bullshit.

Keef said...

I wouldn't call that normal


Then why is there PJ on every 3rd corner?

Keef said...

im saying if you can order pizza from your fav authentico take out place or papa johns ypur gonna choose papa johns?



2hours after I eat, I don't care if the pizza might have been authentici. I will remember that it was $5 less and I still have leftovers.

The Meiz said...

Best local pizza around here. Has a couple locations.

Owner is off the boat Italian.

The Meiz said...

"2hours after I eat, I don't care if the pizza might have been authentici. I will remember that it was $5 less and I still have leftovers."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

This is why I've started getting the $10 3 topping large on Sundays from Papa Murphy's. It feeds me lunch, at a minimum, through Thursday.

El Padrino said...

"Then why is there PJ on every 3rd corner?"

cuz people are desenthesized to shitty food

also that's where you live and I assume most of the Midwest there are like 10-1 pizzeria to papa johns here

Keef said...

I still haven't had papa murphy's

El Padrino said...

sal's looks good and has an 18 inch for $14

3 meals for one guy

Keef said...

cuz people are desenthesized to shitty food



So what is it that you don't like about the taste of pj pizza!

What Was I Thinking? said...

"tampa 2 defense is trash nowadays"

nope. tampa D is solid for such a shit team. although they don't run the tampa 2 all that much so maybe they aren't a great example anymore.

El Padrino said...


"This is why I've started getting the $10 3 topping large on Sundays from Papa Murphy's. It feeds me lunch, at a minimum, through Thursday."

being poor negates the choice
if you were better off you wouldn't order it because you know sals taste better then papa whatever

What Was I Thinking? said...

"everybody working got a free small pie every shift. That's 3 meals right there."

how the fuck is a small pie 3 meals?

Keef said...

I could eat a medium pie at a time

El Padrino said...


"So what is it that you don't like about the taste of pj pizza!"

cardboard dough
thick overseasoned sauce
quality of cheese is poor

taste like pizza I would get on vacation in mexico or something

What Was I Thinking? said...

they have better ingredients and better pizza.

What Was I Thinking? said...

ted ginn has great hands. eteo

The Meiz said...

"if you were better off you wouldn't order it because you know sals taste better then papa whatever"


No. I know the owner is a sexist, bigoted douchenozzle. I will never ever buy his pizza.

Jugdish said...

They just opened a papa Murphy s by my house, been meaning to try it.

El Padrino said...

"No. I know the owner is a sexist, bigoted douchenozzle. I will never ever buy his pizza."

different reasons

not fantasy but different

The Meiz said...

"being poor negates the choice"

I'm not really poor anymore. I'm sure you missed it, but I got 2 raises in 3 weeks last month.

The Meiz said...

"They just opened a papa Murphy s by my house, been meaning to try it."

Coupons are key. You should be getting them in the mail every week.

El Padrino said...

congrats

and I have no clue what you make now or what you used to make before the raises so... I just know you act poor

Jugdish said...

Yeah we got a book of them the other day

The Meiz said...

"how the fuck is a small pie 3 meals?"


I don't have a big appetite? My fatness is pure lack of exercise and booze.

Keef said...

Living by a budget isn't the same as being poor

The Meiz said...

"I just know you act poor"


Stay humble, save money, don't rack up bad debt.

El Padrino said...

meiz acts poor stop it

budget smudget

Jugdish said...

I could use a mike james td tonight

Jugdish said...

Stay humble, save money, don't rack up bad debt.



this

El Padrino said...

oh lord here come the preachers

What Was I Thinking? said...

"Stay humble, save money, don't rack up bad debt"

el pad disagrees with like 80% of this.

Jugdish said...

rack up bad debt"

that is the 20% he agrees with


S

El Padrino said...

I have almost no debt

I don't know what stay humble means in the context meiz is using it annnnnnnddd

saving money is stoopit

I work. that's what I do. work

and socked away a few bonuses so I guess I do save money to a dee*
gree

Keef said...

"We never bullied him. We never (did) anything to" him, he said.
"After he shot me, I thought that he wasn't my real friend," he added.




Good guess

Jugdish said...

What's this I heard about a fecal transplant?!?!


S

Jugdish said...

saving money is stoopit


you lost me there.

The Meiz said...

"saving money is stoopit"

This is where this discussion ends.

Keef said...

I don't know what stay humble means in the context meiz is using it annnnnnnddd



We know you don't know what stay humble means

The Meiz said...

How about that world series?

El Padrino said...

stay humble from a guy who on LOV is quoted as saying

I'm sorry if my confidence is oft-putting

Keef said...

Don't live beyond your means

The Meiz said...

err, World Series Cup.

amirite?

The Meiz said...

Creating a fb group for my $FNFL is one of the best things I've done. The boys gobble it up.

The Meiz said...

I'll be okay with it if the Bucs can hold Cam to 30 points tonight

What Was I Thinking? said...

i want some FGs for CAR

What Was I Thinking? said...

those T-mobile parents should just have whatever company Jared is with disconnect his phone. they can totally do that. i mean they have basically wasted $13K by not telling them to shut off the phone.

H said...

60 comments since I last checked in and at least half of them are EP...

Am I in bazzaro world? Did Meiz reinvent the time masheen*?

H said...

"those T-mobile parents should just have whatever company Jared is with disconnect his phone"

Those two are annoying. Not sure how that commercial is supposed to compel me to switch to T-Mobile.

H said...

This Wacha kid is legit, huh?

What Was I Thinking? said...

LOV AD took viagra. It is back for a bit.

Jugdish said...

LOV AD took viagra. It is back for a bit.


If we're still up in 4 hours we should consult a doctor

What Was I Thinking? said...

"This Wacha kid is legit, huh?"

yeah but the fozzie bear stuff makes it unlikely he will dominate for years.

What Was I Thinking? said...

flash in the pan.

Jugdish said...

Wacha eats babies!

/mize

The Meiz said...

"This Wacha kid is legit, huh?"

Pure fastballs. Let the Sox know.

What Was I Thinking? said...

he throws that 94mph heater then backs it up with a 90mph change up. i have no idea how that fools major league hitters.

The Meiz said...

Old friend I don't talk to anymore just posted a link on fb with the following headline:

Breaking: Obama Readies Military for Domestic Gun Confiscation... FBI, Secret Service, Military Sources Confirm...


People are so fucking dumb.

The Meiz said...

PAPI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jugdish said...

Didn't fool ortiz

What Was I Thinking? said...

yeah, it is totally happening. sgt major lance kendrick just stopped by to ask if i had any guns. i said no, then he asked if i was sure. i said no and he whipped out this device that beeped with a red light. he said that's good. if it beeped green he would have had to put me in gitmo. it looked like his whole platoon was going door to door.

What Was I Thinking? said...

option doesn't work when you run it to the side with 3 defenders for 3 runners and apparently no blockers.

What Was I Thinking? said...

wow they are rebooting murder she wrote.

Jugdish said...

SchianoStrong

What Was I Thinking? said...

cam newtown will be >30 today.

The Meiz said...

Fucking Tampa

What Was I Thinking? said...

fuck it, tampa might as well try tebow. the rest of the team is talented, kind of. get tebow in there and get some jesus luck.

they would have won like 4 games this year with tejus luck.

What Was I Thinking? said...

notes for old spice:

1) wes welker is not the star of the broncos.

2) a 40 minute shower at halftime would not make someone miss the second half.

3) i am pretty sure players don't shower at halftime.

El Padrino said...

But lizards are eating his legs

The Meiz said...

I know not of these ads you speak of.

Keef said...

Stop it

The Meiz said...

Honestly. I don't have NFLN.

Keef said...

It's not just nfln

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