Thursday, October 10, 2013

Good run, Pirates!

I'm running late today. I took some Nyquil last night and put me in some type of coma. I felt hungover this morning. I'm still in some sort of fog. I slept well, though.

#fantasyreasons: I have Brady in one league, I'm playing a team with Brady in the other two.

LP...are we going to have some sort of bet tonight?



129 comments:

BLUE said...

bet

Who Dey said...

morning, gents

BLUE said...

everybody get up

BLUE said...

hey hey hey

BLUE said...

i'm a moving on up...to the east side...to a deluxe apartment in the sky

Who Dey said...

now this is the story, all about how, my life got twisted and turned upside down...

BLUE said...

pirates just weren't ready for primetime

Keef said...

now this is the story, all about how, my life got twisted and turned upside down...



Flipped. His life got flipped, turned upside down

Keef said...

And it's not woolly, nobody gets woolly. Women get weary, they don't get woolly. Nobody gets stress, they're wearing a dress. I hate when people get the words wrong.

El Padrino said...

farve to the Bills

El Padrino said...

"LP...are we going to have some sort of bet tonight?"

need points, need alot of points

Keef said...

What a shock


S

Jugdish said...

need points, need alot of points


line i just saw is chicago -7

Keef said...

be careful with the bet, jug. LP is on fire this year with his football picks

Keef said...

I love how dumb some people think we are. Their policies cancel because they don't make their payments. They get sent multiple letters saying payment needs to be made or else the policy will cancel. Then they get into an accident after the policy cancels. I call them and say the policy canceled, and they're like whaaaaaa? I say yeah, we sent you like 3 letters, and they come back with well I never got those letters. I'll say oh really, is this your address and they'll say yeah. Then I'll usually turn on the as. function and be like oh ok, do you normally have trouble getting mail delivered to that address, or is it just our mail that you don't receive

El Padrino said...

i throw out like 90% of the mail i get

email me bro

Keef said...

Stockton is a really popular place to not pay your insurance. Don't drive in or near Stockton

El Padrino said...

if you are cancelling my policy call me or email me

fucking sneaks

Jugdish said...

i throw out like 90% of the mail i get



did you throw out that box from aitch? there was beer in it

Keef said...

i throw out like 90% of the mail i get

email me bro



So you get your mail. Got it.

Keef said...

did you throw out that box from aitch? there was beer in it



ha

Keef said...

if you are cancelling my policy call me or email me

fucking sneaks



They get like a month to make a payment, after it's already late. Ain't nothing sneaky. Pay your fucking bill. It's not just randomly being canceled.

Jugdish said...

if you are cancelling my policy call me or email me


a lot of times companies will use a different color of paper or envelope if they're going to do that. open the pink ones

Keef said...

open the pink ones



TWSS

El Padrino said...

"They get like a month to make a payment, after it's already late. Ain't nothing sneaky. Pay your fucking bill. It's not just randomly being canceled."

true they are dirtballs, just saying reaching el pad by letter is not the play when you need to tell him something important

El Padrino said...

"open the pink ones"

fucking breast cancer awareness donation drives

charity starts at home nigga

Keef said...

true they are dirtballs, just saying reaching el pad by letter is not the play when you need to tell him something important


You'd be surprised how many people don't have email

Jugdish said...

just saying reaching el pad by letter is not the play when you need to tell him something important



documentation

Keef said...

I'd love to see how that conversation goes, though.


Sir, we sent you numerous letters

Fuck that shit. El Pad doesn't open mail.

El Padrino said...

"LP is on fire this year with his football picks"


still figuring out some trends

chicago bear with me

will end up over .500 before year end

El Padrino said...

"documentation"


email
print
file

done.

El Padrino said...

"You'd be surprised how many people don't have email"

what is this Syria

Keef said...

will end up over .500 before year end


yeah I'll bet this

Keef said...

what is this Syria



NoCal is close

El Padrino said...

fucking Stockton

isnt that the town that went bancrupt*

Keef said...

yeah

El Padrino said...

"yeah I'll bet this"

playoffs count

winner gets a box of rob kardashian designer socks or something of the winners choosing off of amazon worth no more than $20

Who Dey said...

"Flipped. His life got flipped, turned upside down"

that's right. I knew it looked wrong.

Who Dey said...

" I say yeah, we sent you like 3 letters, and they come back with well I never got those letters. I'll say oh really, is this your address and they'll say yeah. Then I'll usually turn on the as. function and be like oh ok, do you normally have trouble getting mail delivered to that address, or is it just our mail that you don't receive"

This was my life when I was collecting bills. Seriously annoying.

Who Dey said...

"if you are cancelling my policy call me or email me"

Or you could just pay your insurance bill, dead beats.

(not you, EP.)

Who Dey said...

"They get like a month to make a payment, after it's already late. Ain't nothing sneaky. Pay your fucking bill. It's not just randomly being canceled."

Keith knows.

Who Dey said...

"You'd be surprised how many people don't have email"

Tell me about it!

/Bud Selig

Jugdish said...

or twitter

/matt schaub

Jugdish said...

winner gets a box of rob kardashian designer socks


wussbag

Jugdish said...

winner gets a box of rob kardashian designer socks


I'm in!

/freak

Keef said...

playoffs count

winner gets a box of rob kardashian designer socks or something of the winners choosing off of amazon worth no more than $20



Sounds good. I will take the "or something of the winners choosing off of amazon worth no more than $20"

Keef said...

I'm wearing socks today with french fries on them

Keef said...

Why not do $25 so that we can get free shipping

Keef said...

This was my life when I was collecting bills. Seriously annoying.



I knew you would appreciate that

ns

El Padrino said...

$25 is it danny deals

Keef said...

We're going with what your final record is on Yahoo!, right?

Keef said...

If you get above .500 (AHIK*) and "forget" to make picks, bet is off

El Padrino said...

We're going with what your final record is on Yahoo!, right?

yes

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

good talk

The Meiz said...

Thursday afternoon.

Crunch time, yo.

Keef said...

today is my friday

Jugdish said...

same here...4 day weekend

Jugdish said...

kod...are indians really offended by the redskins name, or is this just everyone else getting offended for them?

Jugdish said...

#kodbatsignal

#mizeheartshashtags

Jugdish said...

They should rename the redskins The Bullets.

Jugdish said...

Washington Redskins Change Their Name To The D.C. Redskins


funny

tem said...

Pirates did well enough

Jugdish said...

Did you find out about the portuguese twins?


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The Meiz said...

"kod...are indians really offended by the redskins name, or is this just everyone else getting offended for them?"

The injuns I know aren't offended one bit.

Keef said...

mize is yahuge in the indian community

Keef said...

Hopefully BMarsh gets me 100 pts tonight

tem said...

i don't know the guy that shot up the wheeling, wava federal building.

tem said...

"kod...are indians really offended by the redskins name, or is this just everyone else getting offended for them?"


i believe when we asked him this the last time the answer was yes they are offended.

tem said...

*when they aren't too drunk to be offended.

tem said...

too soon?

Keef said...

i don't know the guy that shot up the wheeling, wava federal building



flank stare

Jugdish said...

i believe when we asked him this the last time the answer was yes they are offended.


im offended by the Giants name, but they never changed that

/Lp

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

wall

El Padrino said...

I would live blog this fucker but that would aggravating and something would end up broken

El Padrino said...

Plus I haven't even watched a whole game yet. Work and all. And fantasy reasons. Red zone suxks me evrytme

The Meiz said...

I would like for Alshon & Victor have good nights

Keef said...

I would live blog this fucker but that would aggravating and something would end up broken



Perfect

Keef said...

TAInt

El Padrino said...

What the fuck.

El Padrino said...

Cruz is the best

Keef said...

I dont think Marshall is going to get me 100 pts

El Padrino said...

Rqndle hasntbseent the field yet since the picks

El Padrino said...

Eating cabbage rolls stuffed with pork and crispy rice

Det

El Padrino said...

That's what we all think they are capable of. What's the issue?

El Padrino said...

That drive was quitlntesential 2012 ny football giants.

Keef said...

Cabbage is gross

El Padrino said...

I love cabbage.

El Padrino said...

You don't eat egg rolls?

The Meiz said...

Cabbage in certain applications is OK

Keef said...

I can deal with it in small doses

Keef said...

Yay Marshall

El Padrino said...

Nice safety help there. Jesus.

Keef said...

Jesus doesn't play safety

El Padrino said...

In the game of life he does

El Padrino said...

Looks like the gmen came to play. Might have to stay up for this fucker.

tem said...

it is awesome how secondary people can't tackle anymore because they can't just launch into someone.

randle would have gotten lit up 4 years ago, now he just walks in. defenders need to learn to tackle.

El Padrino said...

Even if the gmen went 0-16 i love them forever

El Padrino said...

I made the switch from planters to emerald nuts and I couldn't be happier

El Padrino said...

You r right temster

tem said...

emerald nuts are good.

cabbage is not

tem said...

wearing shoes you aren't allowed to wear certainly brings attention to personality disorder issues.

El Padrino said...

The chicago trip was one of my favorites. Cool stadium too. Atmosphere

tem said...

you missed the chicago summit. but it was good.

El Padrino said...

Cmon d sack the qb

Keef said...

He is good at missing summits

tem said...

linebacker, makes an open field tackle no problem. safety has no idea what to do.

El Padrino said...

You won't get 100 but maybe like 30

tem said...

some receivers can push off and get away with it every single time.

tem said...

key is to do it with 1 arm.

El Padrino said...

Perry fewell need fired.

El Padrino said...

That's called the mike Irvin

El Padrino said...

Kill papa John guy

tem said...

louisville likes the papa johns guy

El Padrino said...

Rutgers HHHHHHHHHAAAANNNNNGGGIINNNGGG around

El Padrino said...

Fake that. Giants never fake anything like never.

Keef said...

Last Thursday I got 40 pts from my D and lost. Can wait to see what this week brings

El Padrino said...

Howie breeding monsters or his own huh. Nice. In your face Archie

Who Dey said...

"Even if the gmen went 0-16 i love them forever"

NAHIIK

El Padrino said...

This Alex Flanagan is a hag

The Meiz said...

My god, the Giants are awful.

El Padrino said...

But why. How all of the sudden. I don't get it. They started stinking it up late last year so I guess that was the beginning of the decline

El Padrino said...

Tuck is stealing money

Keef said...

Fucking Verlander

The Meiz said...

"Fucking Verlander"

I tweeted this earlier tonight.

ns

El Padrino said...

The black unicorn makes that catch. Fuck jerry Reese. Fuck.

El Padrino said...

Good fucking night

Keef said...

The Giants are winless

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