Friday, October 18, 2013

El Picks

Woman always have something wrong with them. My neck hurts. My back hurts. Throat, ear, leg. Can you just give me some pussy and raise my kids please. It's simple.

thanksgiving is late

Pete Carroll chews the shit out of that gum



Tampa +7 over ATLANTA
Bucs are a mess but so is Atlanta. Can you even trust them in a suicide pool? If no then take the points.

DETROIT -2.5 over Bengals
Like Meiz said on twatter* the other day the Lions gonna win 11 or 12 games. The Benali's are suspect on the road.

MIAMI -8 over Bills
I'm not happy about this spread but everytime I keep talking myself into taking Buffalo here I laugh.

Pats -4.5 over JETS
I got nothing.

Dallas +2.5 over PHILLY
Anyone understand this line? Eagles suck vs. the Pass, Cowboys are a top 5 passing team. Eagles beat an 0-5 Giants team and a Bucs team in disarray now they are giving points to a team that went toe-to-toe with Denver who spanked them.

Chicago even over SKINS
The read option is dead. RGIII isn't what the hype built up. If he's lucky he'll be as productive as Randall Cunningham. Which would not be a bad thing.

CAROLINA -6 over St. Louis
Seems like the Panthers have a few things figured out. If Brandon LaFell keeps playing well / they'll be swell / and will be able to make it through hell / with a bell / not a Dell. / Curry / I break Murray. DeMarco. Polo. YOLO.

Just rapped. Boom.

San Diego -7.5 over JACKS
Phillip Rivers is the worst. But whatever. Did you know he has 7 kids. Wtf.

me too, only met 2 of them though

/AP

San Fran -4 over TITANS
Going to be a dogfight. Think Kappernick* makes a few plays in the 4th quarter for the difference.

Browns +10 over GREEN BAY
They'll win but not by 10.

KC -6.5 over Casey Keenums
Nice 1st start for the young fella, at Arrowhead 4:25 start (fans will be extra juiced) vs. an undefeated team.

Ravens +1.5 over STEELERS
Used to love wathcing these two teams knock the snot out of each other. Doesn't feel the same. Both teams kind of suck ass now.

COLTS +6.5 over Denver
Game of the week. Peyton. Von Miller back. Irsay comments. Colts off a bad loss home with a crazy crowd behind them might just knock off the Broncos. I know it will be close so points is the play here.

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Jugdish said...

suite

Who Dey said...

"I got nothing."

TWHNBS

Who Dey said...

Rivers has six kids, but they're all with his wife.

Boston Strong said...

"Rivers has six kids, but they're all with his wife"

that wouldn't have made as good of a joke.

Blue said...

finally got rid of that horrible name and picture

Jugdish said...

we're all better off for it

Blue said...

no doubt

H said...

I'm still nervous about this series.. The Tigers still have Scherzer and Verlander back to back.

tem said...

rexnij

tem said...

all i know is that the pirates probably aren't going to the world series this year.

The Meiz said...

"Like Meiz said on twatter* the other day the Lions gonna win 11 or 12 games."

I said either might or could.

Keef said...

WFT is a Benali?

Blue said...

meiz blocked me from his tweets

Blue said...

Benghazi?

The Meiz said...

"meiz blocked me from his tweets"

You haven't checked or cared to check in the last few months.

H said...

"WFT is a Benali?"

Italian pastry?

H said...

sex position?

H said...

stock tip from Just Stocks, LLC?

H said...

The Giants' next quarterback?

tem said...

Bored

H said...

boring

Keef said...

wall

Jugdish said...

im not a big college football fan...but why can't they just use the BCS computer rankings and take the top 4 teams and plug them into the bracket?

Jugdish said...

and why isn't randy jackson on that committee?








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Keef said...

The computers are biased

Keef said...

Do you want a final four with just SEC teams?

S

Keef said...

Could have been tem


pray for him and his family

/H

The Meiz said...

Holy shit I think I'm caught up on my work. Ya-huge* weight off my shoulders. For now.

tem said...

"Could have been tem"

the cop involved is the boss of our insurance agent's daughter.

tem said...

the family was apparently iraqi refugees. dad, mom, 4 daughters. 5 sons apparently left at home.

tem said...

""Could have been tem"

the cop involved is the boss of our insurance agent's daughter."


oops missed a step...

the cop involved is the husband of the boss of our insurance agent's daughter."


The Meiz said...

This is the part where tem asks us all to keep him in our prayers tonight on fb.

tem said...

no but you can pray for the 5 kids that lost their parents and sisters if you are in the praying mood.

tem said...

apparently the cop was on the way to an armed robbery at the BEAST and was indeed going pretty fast but did have his sirens and lights on.

Keef said...

the cop involved is the husband of the boss of our insurance agent's daughter


twice removed

H said...

I like how the article points out that the police don't suspect the family was involved in the robbery. Thanks for clarifying.

El Padrino said...

Rivers has six kids, but they're all with his wife.

7

Spaceman Spiff said...

7th isnt born yet

Spaceman Spiff said...

"im not a big college football fan...but why can't they just use the BCS computer rankings and take the top 4 teams and plug them into the bracket?"

this

and arent some of the peeps affiliated

El Padrino said...

So 7 got it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Lt. Gen. Michael Gould

Gould is the recently retired Superintendent of the United States Air Force Academy. He is a 1976 academy graduate and former Falcons football player as well as a command pilot with more than 3,100 flight hours. He is 60."

WFT is this shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Tyrone Willingham

Willingham, 59, is a former coach at Stanford, Notre Dame and the University of Washington. A Michigan State grad, his coaching career spanned 32 seasons, and now he works as a volunteer assistant for the Stanford women's golf team."

damn

Spaceman Spiff said...

"So 7 got it. "

not for long

/joeypatterson

Jugdish said...

selection committee

tem said...

"but why can't they just use the BCS computer rankings and take the top 4 teams and plug them into the bracket"

if we did that we would be one step closer to Judgement Day

tem said...

also people wouldn't know how to argue about what 4 teams the computers kicked out.

can you imagine skip bayless arguing with stephen a smith about faulty algorithms? nope. they can argue about whether or not willingham is biased though and whether or not condi rice knows anything about football. but they aren't arguing over a faulty formula.

Jugdish said...

i also never heard about the announcment of the selection committee to select the members of the selection committee

Jugdish said...

maybe randy jackson was on that one

Keef said...

they can argue about whether or not willingham is biased though and whether or not condi rice knows anything about football.


Willingham & Rice bolth* work at Stanford.

Jugdish said...

rice also has a degree from notre dame

Jugdish said...

andy luck's dad is on the committee

Keef said...

Why isn't Condi Rice in her apron cooking dinner?



/LP

Jugdish said...

Condi "all spiced up and served over" Rice

/H

Keef said...

ha

The Meiz said...

"Condi "all spiced up and served over" Rice"

LOLLLLLL

Keef said...

home time

The Meiz said...

I can't find a place to tell me if we're going to have frost tonight. This is frustrating.

tem said...

Yes frost.

The Meiz said...

If anybody wants, I have the following albums for free download available.

Avicii – True: http://bit.ly/1aqixZv
Calvin Harris – 18 Months: http://bit.ly/16RA1j1
Calvin Harris – Live at EDC Las Vegas 6/23/13: http://bit.ly/GYrdht
Dave Matthews Band – Away From The World: http://bit.ly/19eUC0m
Drake – Nothing Was The Same: http://bit.ly/GIa8b7
Ellie Goulding - Halcyon: http://bit.ly/1gqSBo0
Elvis Costello and The Roots – Wise Up Ghost: http://bit.ly/19EZto4
Fall Out Boy – Save Rock and Roll: http://bit.ly/1gqzdaV
Justin Timberlake – The 20/20 Experience (Part 2): http://bit.ly/GBPglP
Nine Inch Nails – Hesitation Marks: http://bit.ly/19Fv9j7
Paramore – Paramore: http://bit.ly/17RYC2X
Pearl Jam – Lightning Bolt: http://bit.ly/17yxRBs
Zedd – Clarity: http://bit.ly/1gnFfJp

tem said...

Too little country

The Meiz said...

I'm just passing along what was sent my way.

The Meiz said...

I don't have a country hookup.

ToddPacker said...

free download sounds like stealing

Keef said...

And?

ToddPacker said...

And?

left off the s

The Meiz said...

Yeah, I just stole your precious Pearl Jam album. Eat dick.

ToddPacker said...

Yeah, I just stole your precious Pearl Jam album. Eat Dick

easy big fella.... I'm all for stealing music

El Padrino said...

Hi FBI

El Padrino said...

A white guy married a Spanish bitch. And her family is maaaadd ghetto.

The Meiz said...

"easy big fella.... I'm all for stealing music"


It was light-hearted ribbing.

tem said...

My louisville in the title game pick looks bad right now

ToddPacker said...

"My louisville in the title game pick looks bad right now"

too early to talk college hoops, tem

Keef said...

My louisville in the title game pick looks bad right now


Pretty standard for your picks

El Padrino said...

I hate the way some people pronounce Louisville

The Meiz said...

I think I'm going with a Trinity Knot for my tie today.

tem said...

Louisville is pronounced like you have marbles in your mouth

Keef said...

Yay Saturday work

Keef said...

Tosu defense is so awful

El Padrino said...

Just like her face.

El Padrino said...

Or your face

tem said...

Ufc right meow

tem said...

If this first fight lasts more than 3 minutes I will be shocked.

tem said...

I'm shocked. Kid got rocked but made it over 3 minutes

tem said...

He made it 4:13

Keef said...

Ridley or bowe for my flex spot?

tem said...

not bowe

tem said...

I traded bowe, so umm, yeah.

tem said...

I traded him and someone else for a. Johnson.

Keef said...

Bowe. Got it. Thanks.

tem said...

no problem.

Keef said...

Remember when you traded your farm for Doug Martin?

tem said...

2nd fight. two scenarios. 1 guy gets KOed in round 1 or they both are dead tired after round 1.

let's see what happens.

Keef said...

USC's coach cracks me up. Reminds me of the guy from the waterboy

tem said...

"Remember when you traded your farm for Doug Martin?"

i'm the greatest.

tem said...

by the by, I am riding the danny woodhead bandwagon now, so he's going to suck.

Keef said...

I already played against woodhead

tem said...

always great to see a 145lb ref with the heavyweights.

tem said...

1 guy koed is the scenario.

tem said...

1 guy koed is the scenario.

Keef said...

Gonzalez?

tem said...

nice 1:33 fight.

tem said...

gonazaga won.

tem said...

can't stop the zags

Keef said...

Oh yeah, gonzaga, duh. It's all the same thing

tem said...

they say he lives and trains in maine but he is from brazil and barely speaks English.

he must stand out quite a bit in maine.

Keef said...

Did you pay for the ppv

tem said...

yes

tem said...

short fights so far....means a lot of rogan talking about future fights.

tem said...

deigo sanchez looks scarier with hair. when he cuts it short he isn't as scary looking.

Keef said...

British authorities are investigating whether red-headed children were targeted during a so-called “Kick a Ginger Day” that may have been inspired by a similar prank portrayed on the television show “South Park,” the Daily Telegraph reported.




Hilarity

Keef said...

I bet ny guy on the Sanchez fight. He has Sanchez, I gave him 2/1 odds

tem said...

sanchez is +480. I guess you did good giving only 2 to 1.

tem said...

Melendez nickname is terrible....el nino? really?

Keef said...

It's Spanish for "the niƱo"

tem said...

ah

tem said...

great 1st round.

tem said...

sanchez got cut pretty bad, but he is like the honey badger, he don't give a fuck.

Keef said...

ND got lucky again

tem said...

they should make a saying about that.

Keef said...

Oregon's unis with the pink aren't awful

tem said...

Melendez is purple on one side of his body.

tem said...

your face isn't awful?

Keef said...

Oregon QB is redonk

tem said...

great round 2

tem said...

sanchez's corner just told him

"shoelaces. shoelaces, get low. levels. don't let him take that bottle out of your daughter's mouth."

tem said...

sanchez is like rocky. gets punched, gets mad, just keeps coming forward. like a fucking movie.

Keef said...

Oregon's cheerleaders are hawt

tem said...

diego is fucking mean.

tem said...

rocked gilbert, almost had it. 1 min left

tem said...

this might have been the best fight I have ever seen.

tem said...

rogan just called it the greatest fight he's ever seen.

Keef said...

Rogan reads LOV

tem said...

should be 29-28s for Melendez.

let's find out.

tem said...

diego sanchez deserves 2 bonuses. that was fucking awesome.

tem said...

29-28, 29-28, 30-27.

el nino wins. the 30-27 is BS.

tem said...

sanchez 100% won that 3rd round.

tem said...

the interview with deigo is great...I can see his skull.

tem said...

prelim fight!

the Russian adlam guy. vs some guy named tj.

did I pick adlam?

Keef said...

You pickt one of them

tem said...

I hope so. the Russian amagov won. then just started shouting his own name.

tem said...

the tj guy was terrible.

tem said...

always nice to see a guy with a gray beard fighting.

tem said...

Baylor is good

tem said...

h just blew his load.

Keef said...

Cards/Sux is worse* case scenario

tem said...

Cormier's plan is clear, hold onto a leg for 5 minutes.

tem said...

2 mins left round 1, nelson is tired and winded.

tem said...

knee to nuts, roy better take all 5 minutes.

tem said...

did I really pick nelson? I am fucking dumb.

tem said...

nelson almost threw up after round 2 he is so tired.

tem said...

nelson is very slow.

tem said...

cormier dominated 3 rounds.

should be 30-27 across the board.

tem said...

it is three 30-27s

tem said...

dos santos walks out to gonna fly now. nice.

tem said...

cain walks out to some song I hear in the Mexican restaurants.

tem said...

early going cain looks outmatched

tem said...

and now not so much.

tem said...

ok round 1....no idea who won that. probably cain.

tem said...

going to be a long night for dos santos if he can't get any distance.

tem said...

the cage is broke. haha. herb dean told some dude to just hold it up.

tem said...

ok round 2. guess cain is up 2-0.

tem said...

cain has a brown pride tattoo. if I had a white pride tattoo all hell would break loose.

tem said...

midway through round 3 and dos santos can finally get cain off him.


then cain rocks his face

tem said...

almost got stopped.

dos santos gets some thing going for him and now he is out on his feet. he is fucked.

tem said...

start picking that name and pic.

tem said...

after 3 rounds cain is up like 72-14.

tem said...

cain could end this if he just backed up and punched dos santos. instead he leans on him against the fence.

tem said...

rogan just said I was dumb for saying he should separate and fight.

hi joe!

tem said...

269 to 59 strikes landed advantage for cain.

tem said...

junior is bleeding a ton.

tem said...

junior didn't get crushed that round. he bled a lot though.

tem said...

last round, damn, cain took him down, going to lay on him for 5 minutes.

tem said...

fuck me, dos santos got up.


twss

tem said...

cain was bad for the first minute of this fight then he was dominant.

tem said...

I think junior tried to win by saying cain hit him in the top of the head.

tem said...

cain by tko round 5.

junior goes for a reverse guillotine of some kind then hits his head on the ground and just lays there. junior got KOed by the ground.

tem said...

slow motion punches are fun to watch. well when it is other people. I don't want slow motion punched.

The Meiz said...

I'm drunk

El Padrino said...

Gross world series. Made worse that Victorino got the clutch hr

H said...

Victorino is a beast!!!!!!

S

H said...

But seriously, it was a great game to watch at the bar.

H said...

"MIAMI -8 over Bills
I'm not happy about this spread but everytime I keep talking myself into taking Buffalo here I laugh."

With no EJ Manuel, Buffalo getting 8 isn't that ridiculous.

The Meiz said...

AJ Green already has me 15.2 points.

The Meiz said...

I am probably going to dump Tom Brady this week.

Keef said...

Who Dey

Keef said...

Cutler got hurt?

The Meiz said...

Lions are officially downgraded to a nine win team.

The Meiz said...

Gimme the pic, buttface.

Keef said...

Just get thir logo off of Chris creamer

Keef said...

their

El Padrino said...

Fucking Brady with another turd.

The Meiz said...

I'm fucking heated right now

El Padrino said...

I'll play. Why

The Meiz said...

BRADY

The Meiz said...

Open a facebook profile, you dildo

El Padrino said...

Yeah no thanks

El Padrino said...

So manning is human. Good to know

Jugdish said...

Colts go from manning to luck...bastards.

Jugdish said...

Texans window has closed...they'll be staring up at the colts for the next 10-12 years.

Jugdish said...

Bold

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