Friday, October 04, 2013

El Picks

New Orleans even over DA BEARS
Jimmy Graham. I keep sending trade offers, legit trade offers, to this guy and he keeps refusing them with no comments, no basis for the rejections. Related. I think I'm in love with Jimmy Graham.

New England over BENGALS
Pats keep it rolling man. I think I know why. They don't have the best WR corp, still a work in progress but have you counted the time Brady has had to throw? The o line is pretty fucking good.

GREEN BAY -7 over Detroit
Still LOVE Green Bay. Think they worked the kinks out over the bye week.

TITANS +3 over Chiefs
Upset of the day. Titans will smother the Chiefs at hom...fuck I forgot Locker is out. Still rolling with it. Throw shit at the wall. Sometimes it will stick.

Seattle -2.5 over COLTS
Texasn manhandled the Seahawks last week for 3 quarters then rolled over. I doubt the Seahawks will allow that to happen again. I say they go hard from the first play of the game. Colts can be physical too just ask the Niners. But the Seattle corners are exceptional and Luck runs out of weapons after Wayne and Hilton.

Jax +11.5 over RAMS
Cmon. I swung and miss on Rams they look shitty. Forgot that Brian Schottenheimer runs that offense. He is a quarterback murderer. His fathers old balls could coach better than B-RIDE.

MIAMI -3 over Ravens
The Monday night game was an impossible task this team was not ready for. They can handle the Ravens at home, they are still a good football team.

Because I said so:
Carolina -2 over ARIZONA
Denver -7.5 over DALLAS
SF -6.5 over Houston
San Diego -4.5 over OAKtown
Jets +10 over ATLANTA

Anthony Munoz finger has nothing on Brian Baldinger's finger.

Dodgers all the way. Lock it up.


153 comments:

El Padrino said...

dusty gone now they can win

I miss El Padrino said...

There is joy in Mudville

BLUE said...

first snow of the season

El Padrino said...

fucking Colorado

BLUE said...

yep, it always snows before Halloween here.

This is pretty early though

Jugdish said...

first snow of the season


81 degrees here today

Jugdish said...

but i am a little jealous of the snow

Jugdish said...

those browns turd unis are horrible

BLUE said...

ithought they were alright


3 straight wins. On their way to the superbowl. what can the BROWNS do for you.

Jugdish said...

what can the BROWNS do for you.



give me james andrews' phone number?

/hoyer

tem said...

that's DR. James to you

Jugdish said...

that's DR. James to you


i heard he thought @ means about...another idiot with a degree

/mize



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Aitch said...

"to h's point from an overall picture, i don't recall a president that has blamed so many people for all the problems. nothing is his fault, he accepts no responsibility. 

its not like he even has to accept blame, just lead and work to fix the stuff and stop pointing the finger at everyone else."

Jug knows

BLUE said...

it is congress's fault

BLUE said...

it's because those idiots can't get along


but I agree, it's creates a really bad culture if we're standing up saying, "hey look, i'm not to blame here, you should call your congressman and get them on board"

BLUE said...

the truth is, he shouldn't care if he gets blamed, he can't be re-elected. His run is up in another couple years. The congressional constituents should be the ones concerned about their public image.

Mike said...

clean house...replace them all

Jugdish said...

i agree with mike

Jugdish said...

hoyer tore acl

BLUE said...

fucking hoyer.

there goes the browns season

The Meiz said...

"Still LOVE Green Bay. Think they worked the kinks out over the bye week."


Based on what? I didn't know you had inside information.

I miss El Padrino said...

He's trying to save face

The Meiz said...

Packers fans here are nervous as hell about this week's game. They're calling it a must win, and they're right. There could be major calamity if GB starts out 1-3 and the Lions & Bears only have 1 loss more than a quarter of the way through the season.

tem said...

Green Bay shold have traded for Richardson.

Jugdish said...

freeman is available

Jugdish said...

if the packers lose this week they will react like mize did when his computer wouldn't boot up







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Jugdish said...

rivers or stafford this week?

El Padrino said...

rivers all day

El Padrino said...

Based on what?

based on this

Jugdish said...

david wilson or tavon austin?

Jugdish said...

schaub getting a lot of flack on local sports talk for shutting down is twitter this week. i didn't follow him, but from what i understand the last time he posted from there was sometime in january. who cares?

tem said...

what about who cares?

i miss that guy.

Jugdish said...

ej manuel out for a few weeks, no surgery


bills probably calling freeman

tem said...

this will be a big year for Freeman. he will get his entire bucs salary and then a new salary from whatever team signs him

tem said...

no idea why the bucs didn't keep freeman for a little while. someone would have offered a 7th rounder for him eventually.

Jugdish said...

i will be surprised if shiano isn't fired before the end of the year

Jugdish said...

early baseball

tem said...

this texas kids cut block on some defender might have been late, but it seems a stretch to say he was most defintely trying to injure the Iowa State player.

tem said...

i am hopeful that schiano gets fired soon so that the bucs can have dibs on the best available coach.

i'd hate to see them fire him after 4 other teams fired their coach and hired new guys.

tem said...

"early baseball "

why the fuck are they playing now?

playoffs aren't a primetime event?

Jugdish said...

don't complain, the pirates are up 3-0 right now

tem said...

4-0 now

Jugdish said...

4-0

tem said...

5-1 top 6

spoiler alert

BLUE said...

you need to say "spoiler alert" before you spoil it.

damnit I was dvring the game

BLUE said...

"“Literally, my job is I make socks. That’s all I do. I don’t necessarily care about the show. I would rather film this — me doing what I do — than being around my family.” — Rob Kardashian told the WSJ

me too

/josh baker

tem said...

fantasy question:

this seems reasonable, correct?

by the by neither team is mine

MM traded Steve Johnson, Buf WR to WALL
MM traded Philip Rivers, SD QB to WALL

WALL traded Roddy White, Atl WR to MM

tem said...

"you need to say "spoiler alert" before you spoil it."

sorry, i'm new to being a baseball playoff fan.

tem said...

baseball palyoff fan protocol on the internet is brand new for me.

BLUE said...

Stevie Johnson and Phillis Rivers for Roddy White.

That seems excessive

tem said...

in which direction?

tem said...

6 to spoiler alert 1

Jugdish said...

spoiler alert



7-1

I miss El Padrino said...

playoffs aren't a primetime event?


Noone watches the divisional series

tem said...

Because it's on in the afTernoon

I miss El Padrino said...

I pickt up the Browns defense yesterday and they got me 40 pts

The Meiz said...

WTF kind of scoring setting do you have? They got my opponent 18 points.

I miss El Padrino said...

We get return yards

Jugdish said...

WTF kind of scoring setting do you have?


i was wondering the same thing. an average score in that league has to be in the 500s, right?

I miss El Padrino said...

Seems high

I miss El Padrino said...

Average score is about 140-150

Jugdish said...

friday victory...got my work email down to where i don't have to scroll through the inbox

I miss El Padrino said...

Teams don't get that many return yards since they moved kickoffs back to the 35

Jugdish said...

its not going well for the rays

I miss El Padrino said...

Presidents Cup is fun to watch

BLUE said...

reading Simmons

funny to see that the Jags took a punter 5 spots ahead of Russell Wilson

A PUNTER.

probably a good value pick considering how many times they have to punt per game.

The Meiz said...

"Average score is about 140-150"

Me & the guy I'm playing this week are hanging monster numbers on people. I'm undefeated and he's the league scoring leader. I'm averaging 167 & he's averaging 176.

Unfortunately, this is a slugfest I'm going to lose because Antonio Brown is on Bye.

I miss El Padrino said...

New York Mets right-hander Matt Harvey has elected to undergo Tommy John surgery that likely will force him to miss the entire 2014 season.

I miss El Padrino said...

I needed that # from my defense because AP is on a bye

Aitch said...

"david wilson or tavon austin?"

Waiver wire

Aitch said...

"friday victory...got my work email down to where i don't have to scroll through the inbox"

Isn't that more of a Pyrrhic victory at this point?

Aitch said...

Rachel Nichols has been speaking barely over a whisper every time they have gone to her today.

Aitch said...

I wonder who Will Myers will blame for his botched play in right field...

For those who aren't watching, he was camped under a David Ortiz fly ball in the 4th inning right in front of the Red Sox bullpen. At the last second, he peeled off like someone had called him off, and it most definitely wasn't Desmond Jennings. I wonder if he'll say it was someone in the crowd or a member of the Sox.

Aitch said...

and Meiz, they mowed the Boston Strong logo into the center field grass at Fenway.

I miss El Padrino said...

Myers said he saw Jennings out of the corner of his eye

The Meiz said...

"and Meiz, they mowed the Boston Strong logo into the center field grass at Fenway."

So?

El Padrino said...

They should mow your face

Aitch said...

"So?"

You've expressed your dislike of me using it as my picture here, so I was busting your balls.

The Meiz said...

"You've expressed your dislike of me using it as my picture here, so I was busting your balls."


I'm not so sure I have. I did say it was being abused on fb iirc.

I miss El Padrino said...

You said someone should bet aitch so that you don't have to look at that logo anymore

The Meiz said...

Oh. Don't care.

Aitch said...

"You said someone should bet aitch so that you don't have to look at that logo anymore"

Keef knows

Aitch said...

"I'm not so sure I have. I did say it was being abused on fb iirc."

The only thing you said on Facebook was "wow, this is really a thing?"

I miss El Padrino said...

Don't care

/Mize

Aitch said...

"Myers said he saw Jennings out of the corner of his eye"

Not sure I believe that. probably didn't want to make excuses or cause headlines by accusing someone.

The Meiz said...

So, is Tem at the Presidents Cup at all? If not, what the fuck?

tem said...

No. I gave any tickets I got away to other people.

The Meiz said...

Love it or leave it, Tem.

/LP

Aitch said...

someone is offering me Brees and Sproles for Lynch and Bowe...

The Meiz said...

WOAH. What is your QB & RB situation?

The Meiz said...

BREES!

The Meiz said...

Bowe is shit-ish.

I miss El Padrino said...

Minus the ish

The Meiz said...

I didn't want to be the one to say it

I miss El Padrino said...

I've got him in my lineup because I don't have anyone better

I miss El Padrino said...

Heidi Watney on MLBN is hot

I miss El Padrino said...

Chris Givens, Ben Tate, or Justin Blackmon for my flex spot?

The Meiz said...

That's rough. I don't have an opinion because I'm not following any those guys

The Meiz said...

My uneducated guess would be Blackmon

I miss El Padrino said...

I could pick up Brandon Boldin

tem said...

Givens.

I miss El Padrino said...

I really want to pick up Percy Harvin and store him on my bench, but who knows when he'll come back

I miss El Padrino said...

So not Givens. Got it

Aitch said...

never mind. he pulled the offer

The Meiz said...

"I really want to pick up Percy Harvin and store him on my bench, but who knows when he'll come back"


My buddy drafted Harvin to stash him on the IR. He won the league last year, got over-confident and is 1-3 so far.

I miss El Padrino said...

We don't have an IR

tem said...

Givens

The Meiz said...

"We don't have an IR"

your commish is bullshit then.

The Meiz said...

Urb and his fucking clap snap

I miss El Padrino said...

I love it

I miss El Padrino said...

your commish is bullshit then.


It's me. I'm not gonna babysit fuckers who don't take guys off IR in a timely manner

The Meiz said...

"It's me. I'm not gonna babysit fuckers who don't take guys off IR in a timely manner"


What? IR is for keeping guys that are hurt.

The Meiz said...

It's the same as having DL in baseball.

I miss El Padrino said...

I understand. What I'm saying is people don't move guys off IR when they're eligible to. I hate babysitting that shit

The Meiz said...

How is that your job?

either way, I'm going to bed.

tem said...

because the ir isn't for healthy people.

tem said...

calvin johnson inactive.

i am sure people knew that, but hey just in case you come here for news.

The Meiz said...

Tanks, Tem

I miss El Padrino said...

Dwayne Bowe licks my sack

I miss El Padrino said...

I guess I should have played Blackmon

Aitch said...

Keith, you owe me a name/pic

I miss El Padrino said...

Who Dey

Who Dey said...

You didn't include a picture, so I assume this is ok.

I miss El Padrino said...

That's fine. My comment was simultaneous with yours.

I miss El Padrino said...

Jeez, that raiders game is on late

Who Dey said...

liver for dinner. no rice though

Who Dey said...

"Jeez, that raiders game is on late"

yea, people here have been complaining about that all week... as if anyone here really cares about a Raiders/Chargers game

I miss El Padrino said...

Fucking manning

The Meiz said...

I care about that Raiders/Chargers game. I'll be tired & hungover at work tomorrow.

/Fantasy Reasons

The Meiz said...

even though I've already written off my matchup as a loss this week.

7.8 out of Brady & 5 from the Titans D.

Fuck me running.

I miss El Padrino said...

It would be swell if romo threw it to witten more often

Who Dey said...

I have Dez Bryant so I'm ok with him not throwing to Witten

I miss El Padrino said...

Romo being romo

I miss El Padrino said...

Pirates

Who Dey said...

Is there a more goofy looking man in the NFL than Andrew Luck?

I miss El Padrino said...

LP is 2-7 this week. Gems

I miss El Padrino said...

It's annoying that the Oakland game it so late. In my $ matchup I have 2 players and my opponent has 2 in that game

Jugdish said...

NFLAD

Jugdish said...

Freeman to vikings

Jugdish said...

That tough mudder was no joke, I'm sore as hell. The worst was the electric shock obstacles

I miss El Padrino said...

I walked a 5K today. I'm sore as hell, too


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Jugdish said...

Why is this game on so late?

Jugdish said...

Damn...raiders

I miss El Padrino said...

The A's played there last night. They had to refigure the stadium

I miss El Padrino said...

Reconfigure

I miss El Padrino said...

Yay Terrelle Pryor

I miss El Padrino said...

I need a gang of pts from Pryor and Jennings

I miss El Padrino said...

I'm up by 20 now and. Have those 2 and the other guy has Woodhead and 3 players tomorrow night

Jugdish said...

I think I've won all three $$$ games this week...a rarity. Didnt look at lineups all day, I neglected #fantasyreasons

I miss El Padrino said...

Yay Terrelle Pryor

I miss El Padrino said...

That tough mudder was no joke, I'm sore as hell.



Woe

/cmjug

Jugdish said...

Exactly! She laughs as I limp around the house. I'm glad I'm not working tomorrow.

Who Dey said...

"I'm glad I'm not working tomorrow"

Don't let Obama hear that kind of talk

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