Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Tuesday shmoozeday

tOSU

One more pretty easy game left and then like 9 more easy ones after that.

Their QB might be hurt, but I like their backup.  The backup can beat CAL.  Not sure the backup would beat Mich though.  Maybe.  He is pretty solid.





WaVA

Either the OK offense is shitty or the WaVa defense just played their career game.  I don't expect the defense to hold many people under 20.  I do expect the offense to keep scoring under 10.  This is a total garbage year.  Next year drunk and baldy will be on the hot seat.  The year after that he will be coaching somewhere else and WaVa will have a new coach.



Tampa Bay
They suck too apparently.  I was afraid they would be inept on offense.


NFL Power Rankings

1 - Niners
2 - Broncos
3 - Packers
4 - Lions

5 -Chiefs


Lots of teams were pretty rusty.  I think the Niners and Broncos showed some good stuff.  Packers looked good in a loss.  The rest of the league did not show me anything to warrant a top 5 pick but I had to pick someone so I went with the Lions and Chiefs. 




Pirates

I don't believe.  Their September so far:


L W W L L L L W    3-5.  I don't know if playing sub .500 keeps them in the playoff picture.


In any case the pitchers are mostly broke down and the closer is still hurt.  The trade for offense has yielded like two more runs per game, which brings them to averaging about 3 runs a game....

tem college football rankings

1 - Bama
2 - Clemson
3 - tOSU
4 - Oregon
5 - Georgia






I work the sideline and I am hotter than EA

These are in no particular order.  First up Jenn Brown.  I think she was the first one to shatter the EA ceiling.  Everyone thought EA was the shit, then this came along down the sideline. 


154 comments:

Aitch said...

Daaaaaaaaaaamn

Aitch said...

Love me a tramp stamp.

tem said...

ride that pony.

Aitch said...

The older I get, the more I realize how shady people are. Very few trustworthy people in this world, which is sad. Remember when a person was only as good as their word?

tem said...

trustworthy people don't usually talk to strangers.

tem said...

if some stranger is talking to you it is probably because they want something you have and are trying to figure out how to get it.

whether it be a few bucks for booze or your job, if a stranger talks to you the nit is time to be suspicious.

BLUE said...

Jenn Brown looks awful on American Ninja Warrior

Aitch said...

I'm obviously not talking abiust strangers, you tembagging son of a bitch.

Aitch said...

Your face looks awful on everything

Aitch said...

That was not a good "your face" joke

tem said...

"I'm obviously not talking abiust strangers, you tembagging son of a bitch."

i wasn't tembagging. i assumed you had already weeded out the untrustworthy folks from your circle of friends.

Aitch said...

Abiust = about

Wtf...

tem said...

"Jenn Brown looks awful on American Ninja Warrior"

that show is still on?

tem said...

also you live in NE so the % of trustworthy folks is about half of what it is in the midwest.

Aitch said...

"i assumed you had already weeded out the untrustworthy folks from your circle of friends."

Some people take longer to reveal their trues selves apparently.

Jugdish said...

Abiust = about




beyinb ease3d?

Aitch said...

Why do you say that?

Jugdish said...

i wanted to work in beyinb ease3d today

Aitch said...

Re: NE people being less trustworthy

Jugdish said...

giants have david wilson walking around with the ball all day, The Program style

tem said...

do you leave your car doors unlocked when you go to the store?

tem said...

we can leave them unlocked here.

tem said...

science says NE folks are less trustworthy than midwest folks

Jugdish said...

mize when his computer wouldn't boot up

Jugdish said...

aja...they diagnose it yet?

Aitch said...

Are you suggesting no one breaks into cars in the Midwest?

Aitch said...

"mize when his computer wouldn't boot up"

Um...

tem said...

it probably has to do with the fact that most of the wealth is concentrated on the coasts.

tem said...

"Are you suggesting no one breaks into cars in the Midwest? "

i'm suggesting it happens more often in NE than in Ohio.

tem said...

law and order in columbus would never work. we have people go to youtube to admit murder.

law and order is in new york because that's where the crime is.

tem said...

crime is cotangent with untrustworthiness.

ipso facto a random NE person is likely to be less trustworthy than a random midwesterner.

BLUE said...

cotangent?

tem said...

i'm just making shit up

tem said...

i was going to tembag but then i lost interest.

Jugdish said...

that kimmel video was great

Aitch said...

"was going to tembag but then i lost interest."

I was enjoying it, too.

tem said...

i got HUNGRY instead

Sabo-metrics said...

Before settling on BlackBerry, the names EasyMail, ProMail and MegaMail were considered.

Sabo-metrics said...

I would agree that midwesterners are more trustworthy than east coasters

BLUE said...

"that kimmel video was great"

he pranked us all

BLUE said...

i'm sure the SG knew

Sabo-metrics said...

wall

Jugdish said...

Some told me Smells Like Teen Spirit was released 22 years ago today

Aitch said...

Jebus* Chris* we're old

Aitch said...

Tell me about it!

/TP

Jugdish said...

LeBron has 'no idea' about '14 free agency


this headline should ready, "We have no idea for a story, so we're putting this here"

Jugdish said...

ready = read

The Meiz said...

Erin Andrews >>>> Jen Brown

Sabo-metrics said...

no

The Meiz said...

Butter face

BLUE said...

I'm with mize on this one.

And that includes personality as well

Sabo-metrics said...

I'm with mize on this one.



I don't know if I'd admit out loud that I'm agreeing with mize about a women's* hotness

BLUE said...

he has high standards

tem said...

Brown over EA all day.

Jugdish said...

amendola gonna be out this weekend from what i hear

BLUE said...

"Brown over EA all day"

when in rome

BLUE said...

"amendola gonna be out this weekend from what i hear"

they don't need vereen or amendola to beat the JETS

tem said...

I have a heating and air conditioning person coming here today. It is apparently a female. What is the chances that she is smoking hot?

Jugdish said...

I have a heating and air conditioning person coming here today. It is apparently a female. What is the chances that she is smoking hot?



fairly low

Sabo-metrics said...

amendola gonna be out this weekend from what i hear



Suite.

Sabo-metrics said...

What is the chances that she is smoking hot?



Good probability that she is a smoker. And it looks like it's hot in Cbus today.

The Meiz said...

I need to figure out if I should try to pick up Julian Edelman this week.

tem said...

you should definitely pick him up. The Patriots used to start him over Welker. They love him.

tem said...

and yes it is ball sweating hot here today

tem said...

91 with feels like 107

Sabo-metrics said...

It's in the 80s here

tem said...

Not hot at all. A 0.

tem said...

And she tried to double the price. I said bait and switch and bad angies list review and she immediately backed down.

BLUE said...

what's an angie's list?

tem said...

Ys c?

tem said...

Pay 20 to join get reviews of places and coupons. Found a fridge repair place and heating and air and lawn service and whatever. All sorts of reviews.

The Meiz said...

Tem's playing hardball. I like it.

tem said...

Apparently bad reviews are like kryptonite to these people. You mention them and they cave.

Sabo-metrics said...

what's an angie's list?



stop it

The Meiz said...

The having to pay part is what has always turned me off on angie's list.

BBB and Yelp is good enough for me.

tem said...

Tem doesn't like it when they say 85 on the phone and then the service tech says it is 85 for heating check and 85 more for ac check.

Fyi she looks like the old bus stop hooker lady from futurama.

tem said...

I was anti paying until I found out you get coupons. I got a 25 one for this. 20 for the fridge repair. Haven't used anyone else yet. Haven't needed anything fixed.

tem said...

Blue, are you getting that 10 dtv credit?

Sabo-metrics said...

The having to pay part is what has always turned me off on angie's list.




^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

Angies list is a good idea if you own a house.

Sabo-metrics said...

do you have a home warranty?

Sabo-metrics said...

And didn't your house just get built? WFT do you need an HVAC person for already?

tem said...

Not on the condo which is where the ladyt is now. The fridge repair was for a part not covered.

tem said...

I'm selling the Condo. Buyer wanted a licensed heating and air person to ensure that the heating worked. And my house was built in 06 I think. We weren't the first owners.

Buyer always wants some dumb shit done. If the inspector doesn't come up with some lame shit then they aren't doing their job I guess.

Sabo-metrics said...

white people problems

tem said...

Not sure if it is limited to white people but it is definitely first world problems.

Jugdish said...

Tem doesn't like it when they say 85 on the phone and then the service tech says it is 85 for heating check and 85 more for ac check.



you could work out a suite deal with her, roy munson style

Sabo-metrics said...

what did you get cmtem?

tem said...

Maybe that is what she was angling for. ... gross

tem said...

A necklace that she will never wear.

tem said...

And I sent her flowers

tem said...

ROMANCE

Sabo-metrics said...

A necklace that she will never wear.



Store credit

Sabo-metrics said...

I get cmk shit all the time that she never wears/uses. But it's shit that she axes for, so it pisses me off.

tem said...

I asked about upgrading the chain. .... it was like three times the cost of the necklace to get the next level thicker chain. Chains be expensive you. The one it came with is like see through thin.

tem said...

I got cmtem a massage place gift certificate for our one year anniversary(paper). She hasn't used it yet so I am just going to laminate it for our two year anniversary (plastic).

Sabo-metrics said...

ha

Jugdish said...

She hasn't used it yet so I am just going to laminate it for our two year anniversary (plastic).


hilarity

Jugdish said...

completely different world than the one we grew up in

Jugdish said...

100

Jugdish said...

mize

Jugdish said...

love being right about that shit

/mize

Jugdish said...

they probably had a joint checking account

/Tp

Aitch said...

Haha nice

Keef said...

"Graham stated she could have just walked away, but due to her anger, she pushed Johnson with both hands in the back and as a result, he fell face first off the cliff," the complaint read.



Lesson learnt. Always walk away

/keef

Keef said...

Goddamn

Jugdish said...

suh fined 100k

Jugdish said...

aitch

El Padrino said...

High and tight David.

El Padrino said...

I hate tomorrow

El Padrino said...

Resigned Jacobs

The Meiz said...

"love being right about that shit"


There is no good news

The Meiz said...

"I hate tomorrow"

SEC is a bitchface.

Aitch said...

"aitch"

I hate you

Aitch said...

Vereen put on IR with designation to return, so he's out 8 weeks

Keef said...

Do you have a ponytail, H Clayton?

Aitch said...

Meiz

Aitch said...

I'm bald, so maybe H Glazer would be more apt?

Keef said...

I'm bald, so maybe H Glazer would be more apt?




So you're 5'4". Got it.

Aitch said...

Cuz John Clayton is tall?

Keef said...

I don't know how tall John Clayton is. I know he's bald on top and has a ponytail.
I do know that Jay Glazer is a midget

Aitch said...

I did not know Clayton had a ponytail until your first comment. NS.

BLUE said...

clayton is the scientist or something

Keef said...

he kinda looks like the old man in The Neverending Story

BLUE said...

good thing tem didn't buy apple

Jugdish said...

how do you like them apples?

Jugdish said...

Sexy Cyrus vid wrecks record



told you she is sexy

/blue

Keef said...

sexy is a stretch

BLUE said...

I said hot, if she wasn't all crazy

The Meiz said...

"aja...they diagnose it yet?"

No, still has to get to the service center

The Meiz said...

"Meiz"


Been saying these rock & roll dudes have been rapping since the old days for ages.

tem said...

Did apple tank?

tem said...

I boat a share. Down $11. I think it'll go back up eventually. I hope at least

Jugdish said...

million second quiz isn't a horrible show

Aitch said...

your face is a horrible show

The Meiz said...

Beisbol & soccer

The Meiz said...

And CATFISH

Keef said...

We betting this weekend?

Aitch said...

USA won. None of you, except Meiz, care.

tem said...

The match was played in temhio because we are trustworthy

tem said...

I watched that Here Comes The Boom movie. It was ok enough.

Aitch said...

"The match was played in temhio because we are trustworthy"

I almost made a similar comment earlier. Well played.

Aitch said...

Temhio crowd had a strong showing. Well done.

tem said...

Soccer is pretty popular in town. Also there are a lot of gays in town. They might be linked.

tem said...

DOes bilok like soccer?

tem said...

I picked up pizza today for cmtems birthday. Outside of the pizza place were two unguarded strollers with diaper bags. I thought that would be unlikely in NE.

The Meiz said...

"Temhio crowd had a strong showing. Well done."

LOTS of Milwaukee people were there. I should have gone when I was given the chance.

tem said...

You could have stayed at chez tem.

BLUE said...

He could ave gotten a glimpse of what it will be like when he becomes uncle Andy

The Meiz said...

I dropped the ball

Aitch said...

"He could ave"

Blue's typing with a British accent.

Jugdish said...

thought i was blocked on lov again this morning

Jugdish said...

pay finally back to normal this week...suite

BLUE said...

go

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