Thursday, September 19, 2013

reboot

Browns reboot again...poor wHeeden*. Doesn't this guarantee that whatever QB they take with their first pick will suck?

In my 3 $$$ leagues the team that I felt the best about after the draft is 0-2, the team I felt the worst about is 1-1, and the team I wasn't sure about is 2-0.

I think Minnesota will be a popular suicide pick this week.

I get to put a crib together tonight. LOV Cribs has a whole new meaning nowadays.

Yesterday was the 66th birthday of the US Air Force.

Mize, how is your dad's fantasy team doing?

That moment where you start to type a sentence that starts with "That moment...". (Don't do that.)

I would have had this up sooner, but I got called into a meeting.

GO!

178 comments:

El Padrino said...

Putting a crib together is the worst

Keef said...

There are probably worst* things

Jugdish said...

i put one together at my mil's house and it wasn't that bad.

Jugdish said...

sleeping in a crib is the worst

/Lp





fixed

Jugdish said...

random...one of the women i work with is trent richardsons's aunt


i don't think ill be able to get any insider info for my fantasy team

Jugdish said...

birdman te'o

tem said...

i saw a mom breastfeeding at day care today.

i didn't really know what she was doing, so i walked up and put bgtem down in her carseat and then started to unbuckle her...i looked to my right and there was a boob.

i felt kind of dumb but i really just wasn't paying attention to her, i was going about my business getting bgtem ready for day care.

i don't think she got mad.

but seeing random boob was a good start to the day.

Keef said...

Squirrels have caused more than 50 power outages this summer in 24 states.

Jugdish said...

Squirrels have caused more than 50 power outages this summer in 24 states



fixed

Jugdish said...

aitch

El Padrino said...

Fucking squirrels

El Padrino said...

6 for 6 pool is over 20k. Giddy up.

Keef said...

Some dude scooped up the Vikings D in my $ league. So I ended up picking up the Bills D.
I know you all care.

Jugdish said...

dick

Jugdish said...

aitch

Jugdish said...

tem

Keef said...

is jug working today?

Jugdish said...

its lunch time

The Meiz said...

"Mize, how is your dad's fantasy team doing?"

No clue. I don't ask and he hasn't brought it up. I assume he's paying zero attention to it. He probably doesn't even have an app on his phone for it.

He invited me to go to the Packers/Lions game in a couple weeks and I turned it down for A) Fantasy reasons, B) I'd rather watch a bunch of games on TV and online instead of wasting an entire day watching one game, and C) That shit just wouldn't be fun for me. Not worth the hassle.

The Meiz said...

Old man says there's nothing you need to do for your fantasy team on Sundays. He's an idiot.

Keef said...

He invited me to go to the Packers/Lions game in a couple weeks and I turned it down for A) Fantasy reasons



What does that mean, "Fantasy reasons"?

Jugdish said...

Old man says there's nothing you need to do for your fantasy team on Sundays. He's an idiot.



the hate is strong with this one

tem said...

What's with the funny photo link of the mannings?

tem said...

B) makes total Sense to me if you've already been to one game there.

Don't get A)

The Meiz said...

"What does that mean, "Fantasy reasons"?"

Same as Basketball Reasons.

My fantasy team's success is far more important to me than going to a single regular season football game. I need to keep tabs on all the games. You know this.

The Meiz said...

"B) makes total Sense to me if you've already been to one game there."


Yeah, I don't need to spend a whole day sober with my parents watching the Packers kick the piss out of the Lions.

Jugdish said...

I need to keep tabs on all the games.



whatta gotta fantasy app?

Keef said...

My fantasy team's success is far more important to me than going to a single regular season football game. I need to keep tabs on all the games. You know this.


So you probably don't even have an app on your phone for it?

Keef said...

jug knows

Keef said...

And it's not like you're making changes to your team during the games.

The Meiz said...

"So you probably don't even have an app on your phone for it?"

App is nowhere near as useful as the full website.

Why do you even care?

The Meiz said...

"And it's not like you're making changes to your team during the games."


Yes I am.

Keef said...

Why do you even care?



Just making conversation

Keef said...

Yes I am.


So you can take a player out of your lineup if he gets hurt or sucks?

The Meiz said...

There goes Keith being ignorant on purpose again.

Keef said...

Seriously, though. How often are you making changes to your lineup? You have what, maybe 9-10 people in your lineup. Are you that unsure of people that you need to play in your lineup that you're waffling back and forth until kickoff?

Aitch said...

"aitch"

I hate you.

Aitch said...

that was about the video

Keef said...

There goes Keith being ignorant on purpose again.



So hurtful

The Meiz said...

"Seriously, though. How often are you making changes to your lineup? You have what, maybe 9-10 people in your lineup. Are you that unsure of people that you need to play in your lineup that you're waffling back and forth until kickoff?"


My RBs are McCoy, Mendenhall, and now McGahee. Yes.

The Meiz said...

Tom Brady threw up a 15 point performance last week, So I had to pick up Matt Schaub as insurance.

The Meiz said...

I don't want to go to the game.

Keef said...

Tom Brady threw up a 15 point performance last week, So I had to pick up Matt Schaub as insurance.



Stop it

Keef said...

I don't want to go to the game.



That's all you gotta say

Keef said...

AP threw up a 10.7 pt performance last week. I should find another RB

Jugdish said...

boss, its mize. I'm going to be late to work today. yeah everything is fine, I'm trying to decide between two players on the waiver wire for my fantasy team.

tem said...

"So you probably don't even have an app on your phone for it?"



FWIW when i am at a stadium my phone internet rarely works.

Jugdish said...

when the games start at noon CST, there is a 99% chance im not going to make anymore changes to my line up for that week.

im certainly never going to cancel plans or not go do something because i have fantasy teams to manage

Keef said...

im certainly never going to cancel plans or not go do something because i have fantasy teams to manage



Are you clowning mize's priorities?

Keef said...

I mean, it's cool if you are. They seem strange

Keef said...

boss, its mize. I'm going to be late to work today. yeah everything is fine, except for that shit emergency. I'm trying to decide between two players on the waiver wire for my fantasy team.


*fized


Jugdish said...

I mean, it's cool if you are. They seem strange



i do think to not go somewhere because of fantasy reasons is odd

Jugdish said...

even though he ultimatly just doesn't want to go, we still need to argue the logic

Keef said...

Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Keef said...

even though he ultimatly just doesn't want to go, we still need to argue the logic



yes

Keef said...

plus, it gives us more than 17 comments today. Win win

Jugdish said...

we still need to argue the logic



cmjug hates when i do that. i may agree with the point she is trying to make, but if her logic doesn't make sense i have to debate it

Jugdish said...

eventually i will learn that sometimes peace is better than being right



eventually

Keef said...

eventually i will learn that sometimes peace is better than being right



That's a tough pill to swallow

Jugdish said...

pick 3

tavon austin @ dallas
torry smith vs hou
james jones @ cin
hakeem nicks @ car

Jugdish said...

and eddie royal @ TN

Keef said...

Smiff, Jones, Royal

Keef said...

Packers gonna WORK Cincy

Jugdish said...

xnij

The Meiz said...

"pick 3"

Jones, Tavon, Nicks


No faith in Baltimore over here.

Keef said...

No faith in Baltimore over here.



Isn't Rice out? They're gonna throw a lot

The Meiz said...

"we still need to argue the logic"

How about this?

Go to game = -$

Stay home, watch many games, manage fantasy shit = +$

Jugdish said...

How about this?



no arguments with that logic

Jugdish said...

that should have been your A)

Keef said...

Yeah, all those points are cool. Not going to a game because you need to monitor your fantasy team is just weird

Keef said...

Stay home, watch many games, manage fantasy shit = +$



How do you make money by staying at home to watch games?

Jugdish said...

How do you make money by staying at home to watch games?



depends on how good of a yob he does managing his fantasy team

The Meiz said...

"Not going to a game because you need to monitor your fantasy team is just weird"


I disagree.

The Meiz said...

Going to Lambeau is a huge hassle.

Aitch said...

You might be the weirdest person I have ever met, Meiz. NS and WADR.

Aitch said...

J'ville 19 point dogs at Seattle, eh?

The Meiz said...

"How do you make money by staying at home to watch games?"


Do you understand why I can't take your argument seriously?

Jugdish said...

Going to Lambeau is a huge hassle.



#firstworldproblems

Aitch said...

"Going to Lambeau is a huge hassle."

No one is arguing any of your points except for A)

The Meiz said...

"#firstworldproblems"

Not for me. I won't be there.

The Meiz said...

"No one is arguing any of your points except for A)"

A) is no more important than the others. The alphabet doesn't indicate importance.

The Meiz said...

I guess my league just takes the shit seriously. Losing is awful in our league. We have a guy that has Sunday Ticket and won't let us come over to watch games because...Fantasy Reasons.

Jugdish said...

what's the buy in for your league?

Keef said...

Do you understand why I can't take your argument seriously?



I get "Go to game = -$", because you spend money.

I don't get "Stay home, watch many games, manage fantasy shit = +$". That is insinuating you make money, no?

Keef said...

A) is no more important than the others. The alphabet doesn't indicate importance.



But A) is still A). I don't think anyone figured that it was the biggest reason, A) is just the label

Keef said...

We have a guy that has Sunday Ticket and won't let us come over to watch games because...Fantasy Reasons.



I don't know that guy. I don't like that guy. That guy is a douchebag.

Jugdish said...

We have a guy that has Sunday Ticket and won't let us come over to watch games because...Fantasy Reasons.



he might take the league a little too seriously

Jugdish said...

you don't have to because he does

The Meiz said...

"I don't know that guy. I don't like that guy. That guy is a douchebag."

I don't mind. I take pride in whooping his ass.

Aitch said...

"I guess my league just takes the shit seriously. Losing is awful in our league."

Sounds like EP talking about his rough touch games. NS

The Meiz said...

We're all a bunch of super competitive people that have been like this since middle school.

Keef said...

I get the whole competitive angle of it. Having Sunday ticket and not allowing others to come over because of fantasy football seems a tad ridiculous. It's not like he's the only person that has access to it and he's keeping it from everyone else.

The Meiz said...

It's antagonistic. I'm A-OK with it.

Keef said...

wall

The Meiz said...

If Shady could do me the favor of say 35 points tonight, that would be great.

Keef said...

Hopefully Philly can jump out to a big lead and then Smiff will just throw to Bowe the rest of the night.

The Meiz said...

Eat a wiener

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking reid, give the ball to your best player maybe

Spaceman Spiff said...

horrible pick 6 by vick, keeps ball away from KC offense

Spaceman Spiff said...

go for it you fat fuck

Spaceman Spiff said...

goddman it

The Meiz said...

I wish I had NFL Network. Not paying extra for that shit.

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh lawd, nice run by vick

Spaceman Spiff said...

damn, nothing for shady on that drive

El Padrino said...

Wish my dad was here to invite me to live NFL events.

The Meiz said...

Shady's gonna have a shitty game, and I'm gonna be salty as fuck about it. My team hinges on his success.

The Meiz said...

"Wish my dad was here to invite me to live NFL events."


My Dad's a dickface. He's all yours.

Spaceman Spiff said...

now give the ball to jc2k, quit with this mccluster shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

chief offense is gross

Keef said...

Fuck dbowe

Keef said...

Hey announcer, Bryce brown is on Philly

tem said...

Hey announcer TOs and points Don't decide games..... only points do.

Spaceman Spiff said...

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shady noooooooooooooooooooooooo

tem said...

Shady is broken. Sorry Meiz.

tem said...

This game is super important for my teams. DJAX, shady, smith, bowe and charles are starting for me. Between my two $$$ teams.

Spaceman Spiff said...

phew

tem said...

I started smith over rg3.... at least I think I started him.

Keef said...

I have bowe, playing against vick

Keef said...

Shady went to the locker room with a right leg

Keef said...

Is bowe playing

Spaceman Spiff said...

yes, garbage yards baby!

Jugdish said...

Shady is broken. Sorry Meiz.


A) fantasy reasons

Spaceman Spiff said...

smith is a dumbass

Keef said...

Good clock mgmt

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking idiot, reid+smith is brutal to watch

The Meiz said...

Do you now see why I need to watch games? Already looking for a RB to trade for.

Keef said...

It's Thursday, asshole

Keef said...

Noone is going to trade with you between Thursday and Sunday

tem said...

Get mcgahee. He'll be starting for the browns

Spaceman Spiff said...

he has him

tem said...

Bowe is killing my team. Wasted 4th round pick.

Spaceman Spiff said...

thats how much his RB situation relied on shady

tem said...

He has him because of A) fantasy reasons.

tem said...

My RBs for one money team are Sjax and shady. Nice to see them both get hurt

Spaceman Spiff said...

avery has 100 yards jeebus

tem said...

I'm going to have to trot out woodhead.

The Meiz said...

"Noone is going to trade with you between Thursday and Sunday"

Haaaahahahahaha. That's funny.

The Meiz said...

"thats how much his RB situation relied on shady"


THIS

The Meiz said...

Looking for a cheap trade for Gio Bernard or Reggie Bush

tem said...

Yeah wHen you have a top 5 RB sometimes he is really important to the team.

Spaceman Spiff said...

shady!

The Meiz said...

SHADY!

The Meiz said...

One of my boys is about to load up a trade offer to give me Gio Bernard AND Reggie Bush.

tem said...

What's the other side of the trade?

Spaceman Spiff said...

gio aint getting the snaps and bush will give you an injury heart attack every week(i have him)

Spaceman Spiff said...

lets get charles 100 yards rec and ill call it a day

tem said...

Throws to Charles are ok.

tem said...

Meiz wants Bush because he plays for his favorite team.

Spaceman Spiff said...

chefs* cant block for shit

tem said...

I dislike NFL on Thursdays. Yeah I said it.

The Meiz said...

FUCK. Mike Bush. I misspoke. Either way, he's a TD vulture.

The Meiz said...

"I dislike NFL on Thursdays. Yeah I said it."

I'm with you

Spaceman Spiff said...

one will wonder how the hell the chefs* could have lost this game, then reid's fat ass will show up on the screen

tem said...

Sometimes you have to take whatever Bush you can get

Spaceman Spiff said...

how deep is your league, 12?

tem said...

Best part of nfl in Thursday is increased comments here

The Meiz said...

Just got the offer. Not happening. I'm not THAT desperate.


Send Victor Cruz, NYG WR from WR to BUCK
Receive Giovani Bernard, Cin RB from BUCK to Bench
Receive Greg Jennings, Min WR from BUCK to Bench
Receive Michael Bush, Chi RB from BUCK to Bench

tem said...

Cooper was dropping n bombs and didn't get set.

The Meiz said...

"how deep is your league, 12?"

Only 10. I want it to be 12 to 14, but the guys are lazy, and don't want to dilute the talent pool. I have people clamoring to get into this league, but my commish style for it is to only make changes approved by league majority.

tem said...

Youd have to drop 2 players too.

tem said...

Vick throws to his 3rd read even if they are covered.

tem said...

Bowe won't do shit this drive

tem said...

Bowe is gonna goose egg it.

Keef said...

Fucking bowe

The Meiz said...

As a former habitual Bowe owner, I finally kicked the habit this year. No more drama.

The Meiz said...

There's Spiff's tudder.

The Meiz said...

I gotta roll with Mendenhall over McGahee this week, right?

tem said...

Yes

The Meiz said...

SHADY!

The Meiz said...

I missed the first McCoy TD

The Meiz said...

Or is my computer that delayed?

The Meiz said...

Yep, this computer sucks that much

tem said...

You need a better rig if you want to take fantasy football seriously.

The Meiz said...

Did you miss the part where my computer is being fixed and is now being shipped back to me?

tem said...

No.

Keef said...

I finally kicked the habit this year. No more drama.



Mary J. Mize

El Padrino said...

I didn't post. Me and cmep got into a fight so I just wantched the game in my bed while she went onto Facebook and looked for former lovers I assume. I'll trow* a new thread up and post picks later.

tem said...

Fights suck

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