Wednesday, September 25, 2013

new week

I have a lot to talk about, but not much to say

I love this country, but my god, if a guy can stand up and read dr seuss for 10 hours to delay a vote, there is something fucked up about that.  Love it or Leave it, and just like McDonald's, I'm loving it.

I like that Kaepernick needs twitter to motivate him.  How about wanting to win a superbowl, or get a big fat pay raise.  You know, things that matter, not what some tweeter your play on sunday, right after they mention that all they have left is dry cat food.

Josh Freeman is going to the bench, this should end well for all parties involved. 

Headed back up to the U this weekend.  Haven't been back to Northern Idaho in like 10 years, should be a fun guys trip for homecoming.

Basement remodel is finally finished.  Took a week longer than it was supposed to.  Now I need to determine the first keg to buy to pop the cherry.  Suggestions?

I'll do a cribs post someday, but not today

I've scored the most points in my money league and i'm 1-2.  fucking hate fantasy football.

Allie LaForce is a hot sideline reporter.  She was like miss teen usa though, so she doesn't have any good pictures out there, and anything of her in a swimsuit is from when she was a teenager, which might be kind of creepy.

learn about bourbon

136 comments:

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

yo

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

i like the freeman benching. let's see what this glennon kid has. freeman needs a change of scenery. it happens.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

i hope the bucs draft Johnny Football.

The Meiz said...

"El Padrino said...

Erin is #1"


My man.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

i believe there is totpm regarding that meiz.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H

The Meiz said...

"i hope the bucs draft Johnny Football."

And sign Tesus.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

no, no Tesus.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

I hope they sign Derrick Brooks as the new coach too.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

or better yet hire the coach from Vanderbilt, I hear they are doing well enough.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

gotta find an around .500 college coach to get in there and coach these pros up.

Hail To The Victors said...

Your iPhone uses more energy than a refrigerator.

BLUE said...

not my iphone

BLUE said...

"If you have any questions regarding your order, please contact us by replying to this email or calling 800-336-3840.

This automated e-mail serves as your receipt. Please do not reply to this e-mail."

fucking people

The Meiz said...

Methinks I should have snagged 3 cans of sauerkraut for $1.50 off the employee sale today. Going up north this weekend & we always have some use for kraut up there.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

quit buying expensive chairs.

BLUE said...

I never have any use for kraut

BLUE said...

"quit buying expensive chairs."

I needed one to complete my collection.

fucking guy tells me that it takes 3 weeks to be built or some crap.

That sounds like crap to me.

Hail To The Victors said...

Don't get one of those foreign beers for your kegerator, they typically have a different tap for the keg.

Hail To The Victors said...

unless, of course, you feel like buying numerous taps and changing them every time you get a different keg

The Meiz said...

Hofbrau Original

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

Coors Original. The Banquet Beer

BLUE said...

"unless, of course, you feel like buying numerous taps and changing them every time you get a different keg"

I do not feel like that

Hail To The Victors said...

It's not difficult to change them. But taps are like $30-$50 each

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

wall

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

maybe the vikings should trade for freeman.

El Padrino said...

I love bourbon

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

i love scotch.

insert rest of the quote here

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

actually i hate scotch.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

scotch can lick my taint.

El Padrino said...

Blue Moon. Brooklyn Lager.

El Padrino said...

Scotch would never do that.

BLUE said...

blue moon is on the short list

also on the list:
Alaskan Amber
Sierra Nevada - Pale Ale
Fat Tire (low on the priority list)

BLUE said...

if I could get a keg of lagunitas IPA for cheap, that would be the choice

El Padrino said...

SNPA hell yeah

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

get yuengling

BLUE said...

"get yuengling"

that won't happen

BLUE said...

"He spent more than 21 straight hours railing against any government funding for Obamacare. Then Republican Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas joined the other 99 senators from both parties in voting Wednesday to move ahead on a spending plan expected to do just that."

glad he spent his time wisely

Hail To The Victors said...

Blue Moon is the best choice

Hail To The Victors said...

fucking dice k

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

blue moon is terrible.

The Meiz said...

Your face is terrible

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

not as terrible as blue moon is

Hail To The Victors said...

blue moon is terrible.




your stupid

BLUE said...

only reason I don't want to do blue moon, is I dont' want to hear people bitch that I don't have oranges, or some shit

BLUE said...

hey, it's free beer, quit bitching about oranges

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

my stupid what?

Hail To The Victors said...

yes

Hail To The Victors said...

fresh fruit in beer is dumb

Hail To The Victors said...

8 days til the shitshow

El Padrino said...

SNPA hell yeah

El Padrino said...

Its not dumb. Enhances the flavor. I wouldn't complain its missing though if free.

The Meiz said...

"8 days til the shitshow"


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

The Meiz said...

We really should have crashed that shit Summit IV: Vegas Electric Boogaloo style.

The Meiz said...

"Its not dumb. Enhances the flavor."


Not.

El Padrino said...

You don't even like beer

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

When is summit 4?

El Padrino said...

Keef I'm having some The Glenlivet right now. Lil juice before dinner

El Padrino said...

You know the manning 30 for 30 thing is hdh right?

Hail To The Victors said...

Scotch is groce

The Meiz said...

"When is summit 4?"

I don't think I can really afford to travel too far. I'd do it, but I need to do it on the cheap. This rent ain't free anymore.

The Meiz said...

So basically, the price needs to be very right.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

so summit 4 is in cedarburg in the winter?

Hail To The Victors said...

Can't have it local to Mize because when tem breaks something they'll know where to look

BLUE said...

mize's dream girl

Jugdish said...

Need a spot start...in a class this week ans forgot to post last night

BLUE said...

my post was so great, we'll just keep it rolling

BLUE said...

AV guy finished getting everything installed in the basement last night, I can now shake the entire house

BLUE said...

helton hit a HR last night in his final home game.

one of those "natural" type moments...pretty cool to watch

BLUE said...

fucking red sux fan caught it though

The Meiz said...

"so summit 4 is in cedarburg in the winter?"

We can go ice fishing at the cabin.

BLUE said...

wall

Hail To The Victors said...

Astronauts' footprints stay on the moon forever. There’s no wind to blow them away.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

it's thursday asshole.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

forever is a long time.

BLUE said...

PROVE IT

BLUE said...

what if a meteor hits the moon and pushed dust over those footprints

Hail To The Victors said...

There's no gravity. How would the dust fall to the ground?

The Meiz said...

There's gravity on the moon.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

There is gravity in the moon.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

On....well in too I guess

Hail To The Victors said...

my bad

BLUE said...

if there was no gravity how would the dust stay there to begin with

Hail To The Victors said...

Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III knows there's someone in town who might be able to help him with his sliding.
Robert Griffin III acknowledges that he could use help -- even outside-the-NFL help -- with sliding, which might reduce the number of big hits he takes."I mean, if Bryce [Harper] wants to do that, I'm definitely up for that," Griffin said. "Bryce, we can do that if you want to, buddy."



How does a professional ath-a-lete not know how to slide? Bottles the mind

BLUE said...

I don't blame him for not wanting to slide feet first, when you've had two knee surgeries. If you don't know how to slide properly, catching your front foot in the ground would be a bad move.

BLUE said...

I can just imagine them getting out the sliding pad like you had in little league.

Hail To The Victors said...

If you don't know how to slide properly



That's the part that blows me away

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

sliding on grass is pretty easy too.

i don't know about field turf stuff, but i assume it is similar.

it is easier than sliding on dirt.


by easier i mean doesn't tear up your leg as bad if you do it wrong.

Hail To The Victors said...

I mean, if fucking Tom Brady can slide, how the fuck does RGIII not know how to slide?

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

maybe black people don't slide.

BLUE said...

tom brady probably played baseball when he was younger

RGIII ran track

The Meiz said...

Bill Gates is on an apology tour for control-alt-delete.

The Meiz said...

Sam Jackson is evidently fed up with Obama.

Hail To The Victors said...

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that RGIII probably played baseball at some point in his life

Hail To The Victors said...

Did he never have a slip & slide?

Hail To The Victors said...

Knicks hire Mills as GM, reassign Grunwald



HAHAHA, fucking weasel

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

mills is movin on up. maybe he can get LP some courtside seats.

Hail To The Victors said...

H just called me from the bah

Hail To The Victors said...

He was talking to the bahtendah

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

never hit on the bahtendahs

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

Cano seeks $305M deal.....WTF?

10 years. NFW.

The Meiz said...

I want a contract even bigger than that.

Aitch said...

""get yuengling"

that won't happen"

Don't like it or not available in CO?

Aitch said...

"H just called me from the bah"

Thank you for answering my question.

BLUE said...

"Don't like it or not available in CO?"

yep

Aitch said...

got it. Then I guess it not being available isn't a problem...

BLUE said...

nope

BLUE said...

I decided on blue moon. the wife talked me into it

The Meiz said...

It's always the wife

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

The bucanneers have never signed a qb to more than 1 contract. Never resigned aQB.

The Meiz said...

Interesting

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

never ever

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

super excited to hear what dumb shit this color commenter says today.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

generous spot

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

boldin getting lots of tds would be great.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

bgtem cried a bunch today because she wanted her mom to hold her. 1st time she has seemed to care who is holding her.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

nfw scar jo gets nekkid in this don jon movie.

if she does i'll go.

if she did they'd tell me in the ad. it would out gross superman.

The Meiz said...

Yeah, 0% chance that happened

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

kaepernick should have spent less time at the buffet tables this summer, he doesn't look so fast anymore.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

"EA settles lawsuit, to leave college football"


haha, thought they meant erin andrews.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

dumb 3rd and 7 call

The Meiz said...

"haha, thought they meant erin andrews."


Me too. Shame on you.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

starting boldin is looking like another great coaching decision by me. hopefully the rest of the game goes a little better for him.

The Meiz said...

I gotta get the hell back home early on Sunday. Stupid piers and boats.

/Fantasy Reasons

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

terrible call

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

i am cheering for the 49ers for fantasy reasons.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

haha, nice hands feet

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

that's why you play D

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

thank goodness, another penalty taking points away from boldin would have been bad.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

thank goodness, another penalty taking points away from boldin would have been bad.

The Meiz said...

Fucking NFC West and their no scoring policy

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

haha, catches the hard one, drops the gimmie

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

this nfl golf commercial is confusing...is this a reality show? is this a pro am? wtf is this thing?

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

review for a td stood, this one won't though.

I ♥ Johnny Football said...

FREE KICK!!!

Hail To The Victors said...

Looks like I'm playing against the 0-3 team in my $ league. Oh, they have frank gore? Perfect.

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