Monday, September 23, 2013

Monday

Skins 0-3, lions finally won @WAS. RGIII had an idiotic pick, and he still doesn't know how to slide creating another stupid turnover:

Giants look just as awful?

At least it's only the Cowboys in first, hopefully they end the season like this GIF as they usually do:

Got Welker+2 vs. Knowshon in $$$ league, terrified, hopefully knowshon has to stay in to block since Clady is out, fucking bears D caught my opponent up. Won my $ league matchup, 3-0, should I feel bad about being the most experienced player in this 8 team work league? It's fun to be in that league while also being in the competitive 10 teamer, having Jimmy Graham without having to sacrifice at any other position has been the key, winning the $ league will mitigate my loss in the $$$ league (jinx and xnij).

dem tits

dat ass

From Lordz Of Wagers - I don't comment enough anymore for this old bet to stay valid, but just wanted to point out I won this:
2014 World Cup
USA qualifies for world cup 2014 = 1 week name/pic for keef
USA does not qualify = 1 week name/pic for spiff

72 comments:

BLUE said...

RG O-and-III

BLUE said...

I stole that from danica patrick

The Meiz said...

Gangbusters so far.

Aitch said...

LOV has a case of the Mondays

Hail To The Victors said...

44 percent of Californians speak another language besides English.

ToddPacker said...

easy lunchtime ketchup today

tem said...

slow down

BLUE said...

"44 percent of Californians speak another language besides English"

piglatin

Hail To The Victors said...

gross

BLUE said...

Ronnie lott

The Meiz said...

Injury porn. Not clicking that link.

Hail To The Victors said...

There are no pics

ns

BLUE said...

he's day to day

Hail To The Victors said...

A) Fantasy reasons

BLUE said...

redskins should sign tebow

Hail To The Victors said...

I hate when chicks have "sexy" in their email address and they're pretty much the EO

BLUE said...

it's a given if it's in their email address, that they are not hot

Hail To The Victors said...

Beth's tweeter is sending spam messages

BLUE said...

yeah, she spammed me too

BLUE said...

fucking spammers

tem said...

is her tweeter near her vagina?

Spaceman Spiff said...

blake griffin had a kid with same chick matt leinart had a kid with

she is a pro

Hail To The Victors said...

she's kinda manly looking

BLUE said...

i'd hit it

Hail To The Victors said...

you would

Hail To The Victors said...

then you'd catch whatever Griffin has

BLUE said...

super jumping skillz and awesome dunking ability?

sign me up

BLUE said...

ghey

BLUE said...

fuck the raiders

tem said...

Broncos d and janikowski gotta score less than 40

Hail To The Victors said...

I need Julius Thomas to have -60 pts

Spaceman Spiff said...

first base destroyed manny machado's leg

gif

Spaceman Spiff said...

something just jumped up and bit him

Spaceman Spiff said...

was a brutal game for the orioles, some other dude got knocked out cold, football style with a knee to the head

El Padrino said...

In the buttocks?

Spaceman Spiff said...

wait WFT "Casilla was shaken up but stayed in the game."

Spaceman Spiff said...

"In the buttocks?"

no, the knee

tem said...

in your face

tem said...

peyton is looking solid so far.

The Meiz said...

Ballgame

tem said...

i think gruden would let peyton fuck him in the ass.

tem said...

pryor should never throw.

tem said...

just bring in a passing qb on 3rd downs. let pryor run the option on 1st and 2nd.

Aitch said...

as long as Peyton has fewer than 88 points I will win my first game in my money league.

tem said...

if the WRs are just going to drop the ball when pryor actually makes a good throw then OAK will have a really fucking long night.

tem said...

<88 isn't guaranteed.

Aitch said...

I'm aware

tem said...

johnny 5 was self aware

El Padrino said...

Ibwanna sex wesnwelker

El Padrino said...

Car salesman are the worst begging ass cunts

El Padrino said...

That guys name is nacho?

El Padrino said...

Ugh the one guy who can't score for the raiders for fantasy purposes scores.

El Padrino said...

Grab that cream drew brees I see you son

tem said...

like the clear and cream?

tem said...

or are you saying you want to jizz on drew brees?

El Padrino said...

Hahahaha fucking tom cable

El Padrino said...

Cream means cash in the hood tem read a book bro

tem said...

chasey lain was a good porn star right?

El Padrino said...

Griden is calling Pryor "purell"

tem said...

i don't think hood language makes it to books.

El Padrino said...

Ibwamna slam deckrts wife

El Padrino said...

John fox is a lucky fucker

tem said...

i heard she wants you too

tem said...

this game is over. time for bed.

El Padrino said...

53 degrees. Windas open fall is good.

tem said...

Ny superbowl is dumb

El Padrino said...

Ibpicked up purell Pryor for the fuck of a it

El Padrino said...

Especially since it's not even in NY. It's gonna be awful. Weather is terrible in late jan early feb and east Rutherford like most of central north jersey is a box of shit that ginger goodeel is a fucking cockrag

The Meiz said...

drinking much tonight?

El Padrino said...

Its monday

El Padrino said...

Its monday

The Meiz said...

Good to know. I'm cocktailing too

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